Thursday, May 14, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2245

Messages In This Digest (25 Messages)

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*SNAPS FROM MALAYSIA-MALACCA*_*By Buba Jafarli From: TUNA
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Puraani joke,, nay andaaz me,,, From: shakeel ansari
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6 Amazing Holes in the Earth From: Sunny Kinger
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Artistic Paper Work with Illusion ... From: Sunny Kinger
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Old Tyres Amazing Artwork ... From: Sunny Kinger
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``` she is pretty :: south actress anUshka shetty ``` From: ~* ~ Shashi Shetty ~*~
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``` namitha ``` From: ~* ~ Shashi Shetty ~*~
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Gibraltar's airport - Runway shared by Normal City road From: Ongkar Singh
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Om namah shivay (Amazing Shiva Temple in Coimbatore) From: akshay k
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Fw: When maths teacher writes love letter... From: mamgain ashish
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" " " GOOD MORNING " " " From: simiarora1984@ymail.com
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Spam: Good Morning From: SALESSUPPORT KANPUR
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Info: World's largest flower From: RajaramaRao
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SNAPS FROM MALAYSIA From: naziakhan_malik@yahoo.com
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[[ Hum Kya Kare]] by ansu chand From: ansuya
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So sweet sweet baby Pictures Of Cousins Rupsa And Soumya From: ganesh
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Kahan hoty ho? From: (...,;;.,SANAM';.,;,,.)
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Do Telemarketers Bug You? ( READ & FORWARD ) From: Off O'Neelu
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Most expensive foods in the world From: verygood101@yahoo.com
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India's integrity in Diversity ( MUST READ & LAUGH ) From: Pyari Premila
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Software Engineer's Daily Routine ( MUST READ ) From: Tasty_Tamanna
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*COLOURFUL IMAGES*_* From: TUNA

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*SNAPS FROM MALAYSIA-MALACCA*_*By Buba Jafarli

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com   tunaysem

Thu May 14, 2009 8:34 am (PDT)



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Puraani joke,, nay andaaz me,,,

Posted by: "shakeel ansari" shakeel_v_ansari@yahoo.co.in   shakeel_v_ansari

Thu May 14, 2009 8:44 am (PDT)

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6 Amazing Holes in the Earth

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Thu May 14, 2009 8:50 am (PDT)



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1. Kimberley Big Hole - South Africa



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Artistic Paper Work with Illusion ...

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Old Tyres Amazing Artwork ...

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Thu May 14, 2009 8:57 am (PDT)

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``` she is pretty :: south actress anUshka shetty ```

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Thu May 14, 2009 9:01 am (PDT)



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``` namitha ```

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Gibraltar's airport - Runway shared by Normal City road

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Thu May 14, 2009 9:09 am (PDT)

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Om namah shivay (Amazing Shiva Temple in Coimbatore)

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Thu May 14, 2009 9:24 am (PDT)

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Fw: When maths teacher writes love letter...

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Thu May 14, 2009 9:26 am (PDT)



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The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity.

I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions
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You are as essential to me as an element to a set.

The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality.


My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10
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" " " GOOD MORNING " " "

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So sweet sweet baby Pictures Of Cousins Rupsa And Soumya

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Thu May 14, 2009 12:17 pm (PDT)



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Name Of Baby -1 : Rupsa
Father Name: Suman Das
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Date of Birth: 13.05.2005
City: Kolkata
School Name: De Pauls School

Name Of Baby -2 : Soumya
Father Name: Shyamal Majumder
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Date of Birth: 04.01.2005
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Kahan hoty ho?

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Do Telemarketers Bug You? ( READ & FORWARD )

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Most expensive foods in the world

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Thu May 14, 2009 6:58 pm (PDT)



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life many of us want and they do what we only dream of us. Being
a food fanatic, this time weâ€ll have a look at the most
expensive foods in the world, most expensive drinks, deserts or
spices.


1. Saffron, a spice grown worldwide, is derived from the saffron
crocus flower. A pound of dry saffron (0.45 kg) requires
50,000â€"75,000 flowers to make, meaning an entire
football field of these flowers. Requiring so much resources and
labor, prices for the spice go around US$500/pound to
US$5,000/pound (US$1100â€"US$11, 000 per kilogram).
[Crocus sativus]
2. The most expensive nut in the world is the Macadamia nut. The
macadamia tree produces nuts only after itâ€s 7-10 years
old, requiring fertile soil and heavy rainfall. These nuts have a
very hard seed, but once itâ€s open it reveals a creamy
white kernel containing up to 80% oil and 4% sugar. The cost of a
kilogram of these nuts exceeds 30$.
[Macadamia nuts]
3. The most expensive caviar in the world is not the black one,
but the almas caviar! The word ‘almas†is
Iranian for diamond. Beluga caviar comes from a fish over 100
years old, that is virtually unchanged for 120 million years..
The luxurious caviar comes from the oldest survivor of the
Dinosaur era. Beluga caviar ranges in price from more than $5,000
per kilogram in the United States
[Almas]
4. The most expensive mushroom in the world is the white truffle.
The mushroom has its origins in the Langhe area of the Piedmont
region in northern Italy, it can reach 12 cm diameter and 500g.
These truffles are sold at a amazing price of €2,000
and €4,000 per kilogram ($1350 - $2700 per pound). The
record price for this truffle was paid last year, in December,
when Stanley Ho, the owner of the Macau casino paid $330,000 for
1.5kg of truffles.
[Trufeli]
5. The most expensive potato in the world is a French one,
“La Bonnotte�. Annually, only 100 tons of
this top quality potato are cultivated and collected only on the
island Noirmoutier. The potato fields require to be fertilized
only with seaweed in a climate shaped by the nearby sea. The cost
of one single kilogram can reach €500 since this type
of potato is almost extinct.
[La Bonnotte]
6. The most expensive beef in the world is the type of beef
coming from the Wagyu cows. These Japanese cows are fed the best
grass and provided the best treatment. That is why the meat is
especially tender and particularly expensive. 200 grams of a
fillet cost in Europe more than 100 dollars.
[Meat]
7. The most expensive sandwich in the world is the club sandwich
from Essen aka von Essen Platinum Club Sandwich.. This
triple-decker delicacy contains the finest chicken, ham,
hard-boiled quails†eggs and white truffles and
itâ€s currently sold at Cliveden, Berkshire. The chicken
(poulet de Bresse) is referred to as the ‘fourth
gastronomic wonder of the world served with a topping of white
truffles, sold at over a thousands ponds a month. At 1,182
calories, with 1.8oz of fat, itâ€s not the healthiest dish
but certainly one of the most expensive. Costing 100 pounds
(almost 200 dollars), this is a must-try for the food fanatics.
[von Essen Platinum Club Sandwich]
8.The most expensive pizza in the world, valued at 8300 Eur can
be tasted in Italy. With generous toppings of caviar and lobster,
the pizza has a diameter of 20cm and Louis XIII Remy Martin
cognac poured all over it.
[Pizza Luis XIII]
9. The most expensive omelet in the world can be tasted at the Le
Parker Meridien restaurant in New York. The $1,000 omelet
consists of 10 ounces of sevruga caviar, a whole lobster, and six
eggs. To make it in the privacy of your own home, the cost will
be only $700.
[Most

Expensive Omelet]
10. Off to something sweet now with one of the most expensive
deserts in the world, served at Serendipity 3, a popular
restaurant in the Upper East Side of Manhattan. The $1000 sundae
was introduced in 2004 and was listed in the Guinness Book of
World Records as the most expensive dessert. Itâ€s made up
of 5 scoops of the richest Tahitian vanilla bean ice cream,
Madagascar vanilla, 23K edible gold leaf and one of the most
expensive chocolates in the world, Amedei Porceleana.
[Most Expensive Ice Cream]



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India's integrity in Diversity ( MUST READ & LAUGH )

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One Bengali = poet.
Two engalis = a film society.
Three Bengalis = political party.
Four Bengalis = two political parties.
More than four Bengali's = Countrywide agitation to bring Ganguli
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Bihari



One Bihari = Laloo Prasad Yadav.
Two Biharis = booth-capturing squad.
Three Biharis = caste killing.
Four Biharis = entire literate population of Patna.




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Mallu



One Mallu = coconut stall.
Two Mallus = a boat race.
Three Mallus = Gulf job racket.
Four Mallus = oil slick.




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UP Bhaiyya



One UP bhaiyya = a milkman.
Two UP bhaiyyas = halwai shop.
Three UP bhaiyyas = a fist-fight in the UP assembly.
Four UP bhaiyyas = mosque-destruction squad.




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Gujju



One Gujju = share-broker in a Bombaytrain.
Two Gujjus = rummy game in a Bombaytrain.
Three Gujjus = Bombay's noisiest restaurant.
Four Gujjus = stock market scam.




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Andhraite



One Andhraite = chili farmer.
Two Andhraites = software company in New Jersey.
Three Andhraites = Naxalite outfit.
Four Andhraites = song-and-dance number in a Telugu movie.




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Kashmiri



One Kashmiri = carpet salesman.
Two Kashmiris = carpet factory.
Three Kashmiris = terrorist outfit.
Four Kashmiris = shoot-at-sight order.




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Tamil-Brahmin



One Tam-Brahm = priest at the Vardarajaperumal temple.
Two Tam-Brahms = Maths tuition class.
Three Tam-Brahms = Queue outside the U.S consulate at 4 a.m.
Four Tam-Brahms = Thyagaraja music festival in Santa Clara.




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Mumbaikar



One Mumbaikar = footpath vada-pav stall.
Two Mumbaikars = film studio.
Three Mumbaikars = slum.
Four Mumbaikars = The number of people standing on your foot in
the train at rush hour.




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Sindhi



One Sindhi = currency racket.
Two Sindhis = papad factory.
Three Sindhis = duplicate goods shop in Ulhasnagar.
Four Sindhis = Hong Kong Retail Traders Association.




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Marwari



One Marwari = The neighbourhood foodstuff adulterator.
Two Marwaris = 50% of Calcutta.
Three Marwaris = Finish off all Gujaratis & Sindhis.
Four Marwaris = Threaten the Jews as a community.




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Haryanvi



One Haryanavi = tube light
Two Haryanavi = agriculture
Three Haryannavi= Lathi squad
Four Haryanavi = actually just one was enough

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Software Engineer's Daily Routine ( MUST READ )

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8:45AM: Tough decision; to bath or not.



8:50AM: Have To.



9:15AM: Punch in.



9:20AM: Check Mail.



9:25AM: Check Again just in case...



9:30AM: Since It is already 9:30 wait for tea (9:45AM).



9:45AM: TEA party.



10:00AM: Check Mail.



10:05AM: Check again. Can't believe that no mail has come. Is
every body dead or what?



10:20AM: Sudden feeling of loneliness and desperation turn around
to look for some body (Any body) to talk to.



10:30AM: Found a guy testing something. Feel real pity for his
pathetic, boring and useless existence.



10:40AM: Sudden urge to get some work done and fast. Start
looking for the file.(Can't remember it's name)



11:00AM: Boss summons in his office. Bad sign.



11:30AM: How the hell! Am I supposed to remember everything? Why
should I be responsible for everything that goes bad?



11:45AM: Try to locate a scapegoat. No body around.



12:00AM: Mood is really bad decided to postpone work till after
lunch.



12:30AM: lunch



1:00PM: Lunch over.



1:10PM: Go for a smoke. Can't even smoke in this god forsaken
place.



1:35PM: Back from a smoke. It was good. I even did not pay for
the cig. The other chap is so foolish.



1:50PM: Mood is good. Decide to go to cool web sites. Real sleazy
thoughts.



2:30PM: Feeling real sleepy after such a mammoth mental effort.



2:45PM: Tea Time.



3:00PM: Chat and discuss with colleague on the bad state of the
company. Blame everybody for incompetence and laziness



4:00PM: A guy from testing comes for help.(Jerk)



4:11PM: Try to look busy.



4:12PM: He is asking for a technical help.(Real jerk).



4:15PM: After really making him beg for help decide to take a
look.



4:50PM: No solution found. Really angry on the guy for getting
myself involved.



4:55PM: Suddenly boss is spotted in the neighboring area. Try
making as much loud noise as possible with some obscure technical
jargon thrown in.



5:00PM: Boss has gone back to his den. Coast is clear.



5:05PM: Blame the problem on RnD.



5:10PM: Check mail. "Yes" a mail has finally arrived.



5:13PM: It's a silly joke and old too. But it felt good.



5:14PM: a quick dash for gate.



5:15PM: Third in punching out.



5:25PM: Reached Room.



5:26PM: TV on. No worth while program.



8:30PM: Still no worth while program. Every body is getting lazy
and irresponsible what will happen to this world GOD help us.
Curse government and RnD.



8:45PM: Food arrives. Pretty bad and stinking.



8:48PM: Dinner finished.



12:45AM: Today there were really good programs.



1:46AM: Decide to sleep. Tough day ahead.
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