Thursday, October 3, 2013

[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3305

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Wed Oct 2, 2013 11:49 am (PDT) . Posted by:

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Saala Ajeeb System Hai....
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Neend Ladki ko nahi aati,
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Aur Jaagna Boyfriend ko padta hai..
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Toofani Andheri raat me 12 baje
kabristan ke jungle me..

1 bhoot dusre ko samjha raha tha....
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"Ghabra Mat"

Sab vahem aur afwaah hai,
koi Rajnikant-vajnikant nahi hota.
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Gal- Hey
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Boy- Today i wanna tell you those 3 magical
words :')
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Gal- Oh, Wow, tell fast
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Boy- Babaji Ka thullu
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Why Do Students
Sleep For Long Hours.?
Fantastic Answer Said By A
Student..
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'Our Dreams R Always
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Santa:- kal meri biwi kuwe me gir gaye thi
Banta-ab kaise hai ?
Santa-ab theek hi hogi kal se
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Teacher to Santa:
Jis aadmi k Dono Haath na ho usay
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English main kya kaheinge?

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Wed Oct 2, 2013 11:49 am (PDT) . Posted by:

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Girl- what can you do for me?
Boy-I can die for you
Grl-Delete your facebook account
Boy- Ja behn ghar ja, papa tera w8 kar rahe hoge.
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Santa: I saw my wife going to movie with watchman.
Friend: Didn't U follow them?
Santa: No yaar, I have
already seen that movie.!
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Admi: Bhabhi ka kya naam hai?
Husband: Google kaur!
Admi:Ye kesa naam hai?
Husband: Sawaal ekk karo,
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jawab 100 deti hain
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Girl: apka phone bohut accha hai!
Boy: Race me jeeta hai!
Girl: Wow,Race me kitne log the?
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When I Was In School
The 1st To Finish the EXAM means
"OMG! he Knows Evrythng!
At College, The 1st to finish means

"Lol..he Knows Nothing!
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Height oF Student Talent:
Teacher: You just got 5 marks
and still you are Laughing.
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. Student: I am wondering how i
got 5 marks even i wrote Song Lyrics
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Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Have a good day!

Think you are having a bad day?

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his back, flippers, and face mask.

A post mortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the man went diving off the coast, some 20 miles from the forest. The fire fighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, had called in a fleet of helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was dipped from the ocean and emptied at the site of the forest fire.

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Tuesday, October 1, 2013

[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3304

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Digest #3304

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Mon Sep 30, 2013 12:11 pm (PDT) . Posted by:

prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS
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Wife Taaro Ko
Dekh Kar Boli :-
'Wo Konsi
Cheez Hai,,
Jo Tum
Roj Dekh
Sakte Ho,,
Par Laa
Nahi Sakte..??

Husband::-
Padosan.!!! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
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The awkward moment when someone's
zipper is down & you don't know whether to
tell, because you can't explain why you were
looking that low..
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Aaj kal ki Generation Ko
Sabse Zyaada Tension Kab Hoti Hai.. ??
.
Exams Mein.. ??
Nahi

Results Mein ??
Nahi
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Jab So Kar Utho Aur
Mobile Aas Paas Na Ho Tab
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Ladki ko Teddy Bear Gift Karne Par.....
English Girl :- Oh ! So Cute ........
Muslim Girl :- Allah ! Kitna Khoobsurat Hai ...
Sikh Girl :- Oh Ji , Kinna sona Teddy Hai ...
Haryanvi Girl :- Re Yo Ke De Diya Bhaalu Sa .
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Tere Pyaar K Exam Mai Paas Hone K
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Liye Na Koi Ratta Mara Tha Na Cheating Ki Thi...
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Isliye Result Mai Mujhe Mila ?
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Baba Ji Ka Thullu :-P
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Customer (female) - Agar mai aaj cheque
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jama karu to wo kab clear hoga?
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Clerk - 3 din me.
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Ladki - Dono bank amne-samne
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hai fir b itna samay Q ?
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Clerk - madam , PROCEDURE to FOLLOW
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Socho agar aap Shamshan ke bahar hi mar gai,
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ya wahin nipta denge ?
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Mon Sep 30, 2013 12:11 pm (PDT) . Posted by:

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Esi konsi chez hai jis ko khane ke
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bad b insan ko yaqeen nahi ata
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According to Indian parents,
if
you're smiling while
texting ...
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It means you have a boyfriend
or girlfriend...
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Girl's Wish For Life Partner
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I Don't Need Any Car
I Don't Need A Bungalow
I Don't Need Servants
I Don't Need Branded Clothes
I Don't Need Hi Class Food Either
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But I Just Need A
" SINCERE " Life Partner
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Who Can Provide Me All These .
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Khatarnaak. Must Read!
Ek Young Doctor Ne Clinic Khola
Thori Dair Baad Aik Aadmi Aaya
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Dr Ne Apne aap ko Busy Show Karne K Liye
Phone ka Receiver Uthaaya aur Appointment
Dene k andaaz main bolne laga..
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Kuch Der Natak Karne Ke Baad Wo AADMI Se
Bola: Bataiye Kya Problem Hai.......??
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Aadmi: BSNL Se Aaya Hoon sir, apka dead
Phone Activate kerneke Liye..
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Technological Mistake;
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Late night, boy drops thegirl at her home, on
the gate, he puts his hand on the wall n says;
"can I kiss u
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Girl; nhi aj nhi.
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Boy; plz?
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Girl; no
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Boy; day do na jan?
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Girl; no yar abhi nahi.
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This continues for 10 mints,
Then Girl's little brother appears on door, says;
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"papa keh rahe he, tum ise kiss do ya na do
tmhari marzi.
par is begairat se kaho INTERCOM k button se
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Life= Mobile..
Lover= Recharge..
Frends= Charger..
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Kitna bhi Recharge karlo agar
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charger na ho to mobile switch off..
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Kyuki Har ek frend jaruri hota hai..
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Fb me har ladke ki problem
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Gharwaalo ko lagta hai kahi humara
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ladka Love marriage na kar le
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Par unhe kya pata yaha toLadkiyan
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ADD bhinahi karti.
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.Love marriage to door kibaat hai...
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Boy : Mujhe 1 bottle blood dedo..
Nurse : Blood group bolo..
Boy : Koi b chlega..
Nurse : Kaise chalega.. ??
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Boy : Girlfriend ko love letter likhna hai..
Koi bhi chalega.
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Why boys call all girls "Item"?
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Bcoz item means "maal"
maal means "paisa"
paisa means "laxmi"
aur ladkiyan toh ghar ki laxmi hoti hai.
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"Rishta wahi soch nayi" ..
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Girl:" Baba mere mobile me Balance nai rahta kya
karu
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NIRML Baba:" boyfrnd hai ki nahi, .
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Girl:" nahi..
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Baba:" bus isliye hi kripa ruki hai,
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Boyfrnd bana lo
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Santa:
Tum bike itni tez q chla rhe ho?
Banta:
Ye letter urgent dena hai
Santa:
Kaha?
Banta:
Address padhne ka time nai hai.
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Log Pta Nhi Kudi Ko Kaise Prpose kr
Dete Hai..??
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Meko To Pani-Puri Khane K Baad
Papdi Maangne me v Sharam Aa Jati
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Sachin Tendulkar- 10th
pass
.
Anil ambani- 12th pass
.
Einstein-"failed 12 tym
in a class"
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Edission-"i never
worried for
exam,coz 1 sheet never
decide mah
future"
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Harbhajan singh- 8th
pass
.
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M.s dhoni-"failed 2 tyms
in b.com" .
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MjHE PADHNE SE ROKTE
H
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Santa: What happened to your half-yearly result?
Pappu: Dad, there's one good news and one bad news.
Santa: Good news first?
Pappu: I passed the exams.
Santa: And the bad news?
Pappu: The good news is wrong!
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Pappu apni family k sath jungle me rehta tha.
..
Ek din Usy jungle se ek Sheesha mila.
sheeshe me usne khud ko dekha to
usko laga ke papa ki tasveer hai
..
Wo Usy apne ghar le gaya Or
Usse roz baaten krne laga....
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Uski Biwi ko shak huwa.
Ek din uski gair mojudgi me
Usne Sheesha nikala or apna
aks dekh kr boli:
"Acha to ye hai wo Churail
jis se Mera Shohar baaten krta hy".
..
Usne Sheesha apni Saas ko
dikhaya to Saas ne kaha:
"Koi baat nhi..! Budhi hy, jaldi marr jayegi"
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Gf : Itni Slow Awaz Me kis
Se Baat kar Rahe Ho?

Boy : Bahen se !!

Girl : Bahen Se Itni Slow
Awaz Me Bolne ki kya Zaroorat
Hai ?

Boy : Tumhari Jo Hai !!

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EXAM me fail hone ki wajah kya
hai ?
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1 saal ke 365 din hote he.
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Roz 8 ghante sone ke Yani pure
saal ke 122 din
365-122=243
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Diwali ; holi etc...aur summer
vacation gino 61 din
243-61=182 din
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Usme 52 sanday.
182-52=130 din.
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Festival ke 40.
Collage festival 15 din
130-55=75 din.
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Khane pine nahane ke 3 ghante
ke hisab se 46 din.
75-46=29 din.
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Roj ke 1 ghante dosto ke.Uske
15din.
29-15=14 din.
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Ab hum 10 din to bimar bhi rahte
he.
14-10=4 din bache.
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T.V dekhne ke 3 din.
4-3=1 din bacha Yaar
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1 sal me 1 din hi to birthday aata
hai
Ab birth day ke din kon padhe
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How 2 grow up a baby 2 mak it
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Santa and Maggi!
Santa se interview mein pucha gaya:
Agar 2 minute ke liye aapko PM bana diya jaye toh aap kya
karenge.....??
Santa: Hum Maggi noodles banayenge.
Interviewer: Why....??
Santa: 2 Minute mein toh sirf Maggi ban sakta hai..
Interviewer: Agar 5 saal ke liye bana diya jaye....??
Santa: Hum 5 saal ke liye PM nahi banenge.
Interviewer: Why....??
Santa: Itni Maggi kaun khayega...?
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