Wednesday, October 9, 2013

[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3308

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Digest #3308

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Tue Oct 8, 2013 12:08 pm (PDT) . Posted by:

prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS
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Funny tendency of we Indians..
.
Koi bhi cheez saaf karni ho,

They always say,
.
''ek ganda kapda dena''.....
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Biwi ne bade pyar se pati ke
Gale me bahein dali aur poocha..!
.
Kaise Lag rahin hu ji?
.
Pati : Jaise Bhagwan Shankar
ke gale me naag lipte ho..
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My Wi-Fi Suddenly Stop Working..
.
.
.
.
.
.
Then I Realized that my Neighbors
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haven't paid the bill..
How irresponsible they r..!
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Classic xample of studnts of
different standards:
1st and 2nd standard students -
Hey! I studied everything for
xam! .
3rd and 4th std- Hey! Dat
Question was very hard, so I left only dat qstn! .
5th n 6th std- Hey! I read only important qstns! .
7th n 8th std- I think 4 chapters r enough 2 pass! .
9th n 10th std- Kal xam kaunsa hai yaar.? . N in college-
.
.
Kamino!! Bata toh dete aaj paper hai,
mere paas toh pen bhi
nahi hai.. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
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Girl: Mein tmhare liye aag pe chal
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sakti hu angaro se naha sakti hu.
Boy: Kya tum mujhe abhi milne aa sakti ho.
Girl: Pagal hai kya dhoop dekhi hai kitni tez hai.
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Is your life boring?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Type "I Love" <space> your lover's name.
And send it to your Dad.
.
.
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hungama mach jayega...par maza ayega.
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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> Prishi Pari Ke Funny
SmS <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/>

Funny tendency of we Indians..
.
Koi bhi cheez saaf karni ho,

They always say,
.
''ek ganda kapda dena''.....
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Biwi ne bade pyar se pati ke
Gale me bahein dali aur poocha..!
.
Kaise Lag rahin hu ji?
.
Pati : Jaise Bhagwan Shankar
ke gale me naag lipte ho..
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

[hindi jokes] <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>

My Wi-Fi Suddenly Stop Working..
.
.
.
.
.
.
Then I Realized that my Neighbors
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
haven't paid the bill..
How irresponsible they r..!
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
[hindi jokes] <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
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Classic xample of studnts of
different standards:
1st and 2nd standard students -
Hey! I studied everything for
xam! .
3rd and 4th std- Hey! Dat
Question was very hard, so I left only dat qstn! .
5th n 6th std- Hey! I read only important qstns! .
7th n 8th std- I think 4 chapters r enough 2 pass! .
9th n 10th std- Kal xam kaunsa hai yaar.? . N in college-
.
.
Kamino!! Bata toh dete aaj paper hai,
mere paas toh pen bhi
nahi hai.. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
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Girl: Mein tmhare liye aag pe chal
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sakti hu angaro se naha sakti hu.
Boy: Kya tum mujhe abhi milne aa sakti ho.
Girl: Pagal hai kya dhoop dekhi hai kitni tez hai.
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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> [hindi jokes]
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Is your life boring?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Type "I Love" <space> your lover's name.
And send it to your Dad.
.
.
.
hungama mach jayega...par maza ayega.
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

[hindi jokes] <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>

Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes/>

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Tue Oct 8, 2013 12:08 pm (PDT) . Posted by:

prishipari

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Why Indian Grls r Not Gud In Sports
Coz
Only 10% r Playing Hockey, Chess
& 90% r Busy With BF
Jaanu Ye
Jaanu Wo
Jaan Le Lo Jaanu Ki. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
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Girl: Wat u think about our luv?
.
boy:Try to count the stars in the sky.
.
Grl: wow..It's infinite?
.
boy: No darling! It's waste of time..


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BIMARI in bollywood style:- . 1. Jiya jale jaan jale, raat bhar dhuwaa chale= FEVER . 2. Tarap tarap k is dil se Aah nikalti rahi= HEARTATTACK. . 3. Biri jalayile jigar se piya jigar ma bari aag hai= ACIDITY . 4.tujhme rab dikhta hai yara main http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
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ab kya kehna= MEMORY LOSS. . 6. Mann dole mera tann dole= MIRGI & THE Best one, . ... 7.juda hoke B, tu mujhme http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
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Santa: Uth uth bhukamp aa raha hai.. Banta: Soja soja makan girega to http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
Makan malik ka girega http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
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Dadaji-Beta Zara Mere Daant Lana Pota-Lekin Abhi Roti To Paki Nahi Hai..! Dadaji-Abe, Roti Ko Mar Goli Samne http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
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Thanking u
Aap ki friend

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Tue Oct 8, 2013 12:09 pm (PDT) . Posted by:

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BF on msg- Hey Sweet heart Kya kar Rahi
ho.........?
.
.
GF- meri Tabiyat Kharab hai
Jaanu Sone Jaa Rahi Hu aur Tum............ ...?? .
.
Bf- Mai Cinema Hall me Tere Piche
popcorn kha raha hu. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
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Santa rat ko smoking krna chta tha. Pr use khi pe
bhi machis nhi mili...
.
Bechara nirash ho kar mombati ko bhuja kr so
gya.


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Once upon a time, every man wanted his wife to look like Aishwarya! Now, Aishwarya has started looking like every man's wife! http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
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1 Ladke Ki GF Ne Use Khat Likha "Meri Life Me Naya Ladka Aa Gaya Hai. Tum Se Aacha Hai, Mai Usse Shadi Kar Lungi. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
Meri Photo Wapas Bhijwa Do. " Ladke Ne Apne Sare Dosto Ki GF Ki 30 Photo's Jama Ki aur Beech Me Uski http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
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Man: Sir, my wife is missing. Postman: Ye post ofice hai, http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
police station nahi! Man: Oh sorry! sala khushi k mare kaha jaau, http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
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Boy : Maine new I-phone liya hai... Girl :Waaaoooowww... . . . . . . . . . . . . Kaun si company ka? Boy : :( MORAL: Governmet College ki Larkiya Set karoge toh yehi Hoga. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Aap ki friend

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Tue Oct 8, 2013 12:10 pm (PDT) . Posted by:

prishipari

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A Teenage Girl was chatting on
FB with a stranger
.
Stranger: hey pretty! Could you give me your mail id?
.
.
Gal: oh yes sure its --> ihaveaboyfriend _ andilovehimalot @getlost.com . . Stranger: and mine is --> iamyourfather_andyouaredead@meetmenow.com http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
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If ur Teacher Puts
2x + 5x2 / -8 + 21
0n d Board
&
Tells u 2
Solve d Problem,
Get Up n Erase d Board
Problem Solved!
(Bt at ur own risk)


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CaN u BeaT DiS.?? ? Badal itne kaley kyo hote he.? ? ? ? ? ? ? Kyoki vo dhup me bahut gumte he. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
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Santa-Sham Ko Ghar Aaya Aur Sochne http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
Laga Ki Aaj Kya Khas Karna Tha Sochta Raha, Bahut Socha Raat Ke 3 Baje Yaad Aaya http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
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What Is Extreme Height Of HONESTY.? Sitting In An Exam Hall . Opening A Chit Memorising It . Then . . Writing Without Looking To It..! http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Wife:U had Lunch? Husband:U had Lunch? W:Am asking U H:Am asking U W:Are U Copying Me? H:Are U Copying Me? Wife:I Love U H:I Had Lunch http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Tuesday, October 8, 2013

[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3307

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Mon Oct 7, 2013 12:24 pm (PDT) . Posted by:

prishipari

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Behind every successful man,
there is a WOMAN...
If u need more success...
Increase the number of women.
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Meri 1 bat hamesha yad rakhna..
zindgi me kuch mile na mile 1cheez
hamesha haq se mang lena

Panipuri khane k bad sukhi puri.
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Boy : Maa hum saare patakhe is dukaan se lenge
.
Maa : beta , ye Patakhe kaa shop nai hai ,
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Girls Hostel hai :@
.
Boy : par Papa to kehte hai yaha
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ek se badkar ek Patakha hai
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After Koffee with Karan
.
one Marathi channel has now approached
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Soha Ali Khan to host a show called
.
"Poha with Soha" <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
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Pehly jab koi akela betha hasta tha to
log kehty thy is pr saya hai.
.
Ab koi akela has rha ho to kehty hain

Mujhe b send kr yaar...!
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A boy went to buy a talking parrot !
Boy := Main kaisa lagta hoon ?
Parrot := kamine lagte ho ! Boy:= Ye parrot badtameez hai !
Shopkeeper ne parrot ko pani me duboya or pucha..
Phir gali dega?
Parrot:= Nahi
Boy Parrot se:= agr mere sath ghr
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me ladki aye to tum kya sochoge ?
Parrot:= Biwi hogi
Boy:= Agr do ladkiya aye to ?
Parrot:= Biwi or sali
Boy:= Agr 3 aye to ?
Parrot:= Biwi, sali or dost Boy:= Agr 4 aaye to ?
Parrot(apne mailk se):= pani Le aao bhai..
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Mene to pehle hi bola tha kamina hai ye !!
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Mon Oct 7, 2013 12:24 pm (PDT) . Posted by:

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Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS
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*Arz Karta Hun*
Baadal Garza Shor Ke Sath,
Barish Hui Zor Ke Sath,
Zara Dhyan Rakhna Apni GirlFrnd Ka,
Bhag Na Jaye Kisi Or Ke Sath..
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Q. In the year1970-
Engineer sahib kaa ghar konsa hai?
Answer:- Wo jo bada bangla hai, wahin
rehte hain!
.
Q:In the year 2012- Excuse me, Yahan
engineer kaa ghar konsa hai? A:-
.
.
.Abe, kisi bhi ghar me ghus jaa.Ekk naa
ekk to hoga
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FrienD REquest accept karneke baad first
time chating...
Boy(politely): Hi
.
.
Girl(showing atitude): Do I know you?
.
.
. Boy(in cool tone): Nahi re pagli. Teri itni
aukaat kaha.
morAL:-HAR LADKA.INNOCENT NAHI HOTA
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LAdkiyo ki 1 Smile Ldko ko Confuse
kardeti
He
Sala Pure Din Tak Samajh Hi Nahi Aata k
.
.
.
"HAS K DEKH RAHI THI"
Ya
"DEKH KAR HAS RAHI THI.."!
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Girl: Jaanu, Mujhe kisi mehnghi
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jagah pe ghumane le chalo na.
.
.
Boy:Chalo,taiyaar ho jana.
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Girlfriend : Plz Don't Drive very fast,
Accidents Bahut Ho Rahe Hain Aajkal..!!
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Boy : Thanks Baby, You're So Caring..!!
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. Friend : Plz Don't Drive fast, Accidents
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Monday, October 7, 2013

Plastic injection mold maker

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Sun Oct 6, 2013 10:57 am (PDT) . Posted by:

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Etni nafrat ho gai hai usey meri
MOHABBAT
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Suna hy usne apne hont jala daly
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mere "honton"k nishaan mitane k liye.
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Dard Me Koi Mosam Pyra Ni Hota
Dil Ho Pyasa To Pani Se Guzara Ni Hota
Koi Dekhe To Hmri Bbasi
Hm Sabhi K Ho Jatey Hen Koi Hmara Ni Hta.
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Khubsurat Baat:
Achay k sath achay raho laikin bury k
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liay bury mat bano q keh tum pani se
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khon saaf kr saktay ho pr khon se khon nahe.
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Tm Ny Samjha Hi Nahin, Aur Na Samjhna Chaha

A Nadan

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Aaj ke Bat:
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Zindgi me
"SAADGI"
apnao

Jitni sada tmhari
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Sun Oct 6, 2013 11:15 am (PDT) . Posted by:

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In Africa,
A Black Boy To His Black Girl-friend,
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in a Dark Night Near Sea Asked in very Romantic Mood
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Darling..
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RoCkStAr:-
"Tute Huye DilSe Hi Sangeet Nikalta Hai.."

ExAmS:-
"Chhute Huye SyllabusSe Hi Paper Nikalta Hai..
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Aurangjeb shivaji maharaj ko
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q nahi dhund paya?
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simple..! q ki wo mughal tha 'google&#39; nahi..!
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Height of Nonsense: A girl gave a pendrive 2 a boy
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" Boy gave her a shitty luk & thn girl said:
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. "kya hua 2gb me nai ayega
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Famous Chinese Poet Said
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Heart Touching na!
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Teacher to GOLU:
NAADE ko english me kya kehte hai..!!

GOLU: P.H.D.
Teacher:
kya matlab?

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Sun Oct 6, 2013 11:19 am (PDT) . Posted by:

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Headlines of the year 2050....!!!

1. Rajnikant in Dhoom 22.
2. Golmaal 15 is ready for release.
3. I will play the next world cup - Sachin Tendulkar.
4. Shahid & Saif attended Kareena's 8th wedding.
5. Petrol - Rs 1984/ litre.
6. Shahrukh Khan's daughter becomes heroine
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with Amitabh Bachan in a Love story called"CHINI KHATAM"
7. CID completed 10,00,000 episodes.
8. Nokia launches new phone with features like 20 SIM cards,
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500 GB in built memory, Camera, Music Player, TV,
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Fridge & a washing machine...!
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History always Tells a Story....
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Thats why you must Delete it
Before your PARENTS uses
the Computer!
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Teacher- Galti Hone Pe Maafi Magne
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Wale Ko Kya Kehte Hai
Studnt- Samajhdr
Teacher- Aur Galti Na Hone Pe Bhi Mafi Magne Wale Ko
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Doctor- kese aana hua?
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santa-doctor sahab tabiyat theek
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nahi hai liver me pain ho raha hai
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doctor- sharab peete ho?
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santa-haan par, chota peg hi banana
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Santa Ko Apna Gadha Bechna Tha
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Usne Apne Sare Dosto Ko Msg Kiya:
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Agar Tumhe Kabhi Kisi Gadhe Ki
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What is self-insult?

An angry boss:
"Tumne kabhi GADHA dekha hai?"
Employee (head bent down) :"No Sir"
Boss : Niche kya dekh rahe ho..Look at ME
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Sun Oct 6, 2013 11:23 am (PDT) . Posted by:

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Santa: Pados Ki Ladki Ko Dekh,
Wo Exam Me First Aayi Hai.

Son:Usko Hi To Dekhta Tha,
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Wats Friendship?
Marne k bad roye woh iss kadar
unki laash se lipatkar, Ki..
laash khud uthkar bole...
" Le tu mar ja saale,
main fir kabhi mar jaunga.."
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Seeing A Cockroach In Ur
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Sandwich Is Not A Problem
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Cockroach In Ur Sandwich
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Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se
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apna kaan khujla rha tha

Santa use gaur se dekhte hue bola-
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Negro died & went heaven!
ANGEL-Who r u ?
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Santa apni Gf ki zulfon me aisa khoya,
Ke
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Jab hosh Aaya to Romantic ho kar pucha
Jaan.!
Nahati kyun nahi ho..?
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Saturday, October 5, 2013

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Friday, October 4, 2013

Plastic injection mold maker

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We are so glad to get your email address from the internet, and I am so sorry if disturbed you! This is Memlis from B&H King Mold Ltd., which is specialized in plastic injection mold & molded parts for more than 14 years.

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How To Please a Woman

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