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Digest #3419
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Fri Jul 18, 2014 6:27 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
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तन्हाई में भी कहते है लोग,
जरा महफ़िल में जिया करो.
पैमाना लेके बिठा देते है मैखाने में,
और कहते है जरा तुम कम पिया करो
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Wife: tum kal padosan ke sath movie dekhne gaye thay...???
Husband : kya karu tum to janti he ho ajkal family ke sath
dekhne layak film banti hi kahan hai..
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Question- kya ek wife apne husband ko lakhpati bna sakti hai ?
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Answer- yes, par husband crorepati hona chahiye !!
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मेरी दोस्ती का फायदा उठा लेना क्योकि
मेरी दुश्मनी का नुकसान सह नहीं पाओगे....!!
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खुद को बिखरने मत देना कभी किसी हाल में ,
लोग गिरे हुए मकान की ईटें तक ले जाते है.....!!!
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Height of misunderstanding:
A man marrying his own secretary
thinking that she will still follow his orders as before!!
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A man went to the marriage hall to reserve wedding date...
Office was closed and he read the following Notice outside the office ...
"Office closed between 1 pm and 3 pm...
you may use this time to think again"
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Fri Jul 18, 2014 6:28 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
Really Good One. Pls read.....
These are few questions asked in HR interview... The answers are really stunning and inspiring...
Question 1:
You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, it's raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for a bus:
* An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
* An old friend who once saved your life.
* The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.
Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that there could only be one passenger in your car?
This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.
He simply answered:
"I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams."
Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."
Question 2:
What will you do if I run away with your sister?
The candidate who was selected answered " I will not get a better match for my sister than you sir"
Question 3:
Interviewer (to a student girl candidate) What if one morning you woke up & found that you were pregnant.
Girl I will be very excited and take an off, to celebrate with my husband.
Normally an unmarried girl will be shocked to hear this, but she managed it well. Why I should think it in the wrong way, she said later when asked.
Question 4:
Interviewer: He ordered a cup of coffee for the candidate. Coffee arrived kept before the candidate, then he asked what is before you?
Candidate: Instantly replied "Tea"
He got selected.
You know how and why did he say "TEA" when he knows very well that coffee was kept before.
(Answer: The question was "What is before you (U alphabet) Reply was "TEA" ( T alphabet)
Alphabet "T" was before Alphabet "U"
Question5;
Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question.
Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for a while and said, "my choice is one really difficult question."
"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this. "What comes first, Day or Night?"
The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It'
"How" the interviewer asked,
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"
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Sometimes just thinking out of the box is all it takes!
Share with your friend and give them a special moment of thinking...!
Try to Understand People before Trusting them......B&#
Fri Jul 18, 2014 6:28 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
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Upwaas karke agar Bhagwaan khush hote...
Toh duniya mein sabse jyaada khush Bhikari hote
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Chintu failed in the final Law Exam & decided to make a deal with the Professor.
Chintu: Sir, Can I ask you one question?
Professor: Yes.
Chintu: If you can answer this question, I will accept my final marks, if you cant, you will have to give me an "A" grading.
Professor agreed....
Chintu asked: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?"
Prof thought about it for hrs & pondered but couldnt think of an answer.
He had to finally give up as he really didnot know the answer.
He gave this boy an "A" grading as promised.
The following day, Professor asked same question to his students.
He was shocked when all of them raised their hands.
He asked one student.
He answered:
Sir, you are 65, married to a 28 yrs old woman, this is legal but not logical.
Your wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, this is logical but not legal.
Your wife's boyfriend has failed in his exam & yet you have given him an "A"
..Professor behosh.....l am laughing since past 5 minutes, can't resist from sharing it
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A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and is going to get married.
He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry."
The mother agrees and the next day he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while.
He then says, "Ok, Ma. Guess which one I'm going to marry." She immediately replies, "the one in the middle."
He was surprised that his mother was so easily able to guess the correct woman, "
The mother replies, "I don't like she!"
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खामोशियाँ कर दे बयां तो बात अलग है .....!!
कुछ दर्द है जो लफ्जो में उतारे नहीं जाते ..... !!
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माना की खुद चलके आयें हैं तेरी देहलीज़ पे...
इश्क
सीतम...... सीतम..... और सीतम
ये कहाँ की मेहमान नवाजी है..??
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शराब और इश्क़ कि फितरत एक सी है ,
दोनों में वोही नशा , वोही दिलकशी ;
एक दिन तौबा करो उनसे ,
दुसरे दिन फिर वोही दीवानगी ,
फिर वोही खुदखुशी
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भूल सकते हो तो भूल जाओ , इजाज़त है तुम्हे,
न भूल पाओ तो लौट आना , एक और भूल कि इजाज़त है तुम्हे…
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टूटे हुए सपनो और छुटे हुए अपनों ने मार दिया...
वरना ख़ुशी खुद हमसे मुस्कुराना सिखने आया करती थी..........
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हुए बदनाम मगर फिर भी न सुधर पाए हम
फिर वही शायरी फिर वही इश्क फिर वही तुम
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Fri Jul 18, 2014 6:28 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
My mother used to ask me what the most important part of the body is.
Through the years I would take a guess at what I thought was the correct Answer.
When I was younger, I thought sound was very important to us as humans, so I said, "My ears, Mommy."
She said, "No. Many people are deaf. But you keep thinking about it
and I will ask you again soon."
Several years passed before she asked me again.
Since making my first attempt, I had contemplated the correct answer.
So this time I told her,
"Mommy, sight is very important to everybody,
so it must be our eyes."
She looked at me and told me,
"You are learning fast, but the answer is not correct because there are many people who are blind."
Stumped again, I continued my quest for knowledge and over the years, Mother asked me a couple more times and always her answer was,
"No. But you are getting smarter every year, my child."
Then one year, my father died. Everybody was hurt.
Everybody was crying.
My Mom looked at me when it was our turn to say our final good-bye to my father.
She asked me, "Do you know the most important body part yet, my dear?"
I was shocked when she asked me this now.
I always thought this was a game between her and me. She saw the look on my face and told
me,
"This question is very important. It shows that you have really lived in your life.
For every body part you gave me in the past, I have told you were wrong and I have given you an example why.
But today is the day you need to learn this important lesson."
She looked down at me and threw her head on my shoulder and hugged me.
I saw her eyes well up with tears.
She said, "My dear, the most important body part is your shoulder."
I asked, "Is it because it holds up my head?"
She replied, "No, it is because it can hold the head of a friend or a loved one when they cry. Everybody needs a shoulder to cry on sometime in life, my dear. I only hope that you have enough love and friends so that you will always have a shoulder to cry on when you need it."
Then and there I knew the most important body part is not a selfish one.
It is made for others and not for yourself. It is sympathetic to the pain of others.
People will forget what you said.
People will forget what you did.
But people will NEVER forget how you made them feel.
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