Friday, December 16, 2011

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 3027

Messages In This Digest (5 Messages)

1a.
prishi pari ke Funny sms From: Prishi Pari
1b.
prishi pari ke Funny sms From: Prishi Pari
2.1.
prishi pari ke funny sms From: Prishi Pari
2.2.
prishi pari ke funny sms From: Prishi Pari
3.
Save India From: Raaj Purohit

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1a.

prishi pari ke Funny sms

Posted by: "Prishi Pari" prishipari2011@gmail.com   prishipari

Thu Dec 15, 2011 10:49 am (PST)



Prishi Pari Ke Funny SMS <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/>
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Naukrani: Malkin aap udaas kyon hain?
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Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi
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ladki se pyaar karte hai. Naukrani: Nahin,
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sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte
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Train mein TT Sadhu se bola: Kahan jana hai?
Sadhu: Jahan Ram ka janam hua tha.
TT: Ticket hai?
Sadhu: Nahin
TT: Chalo
Sadhu: Kahan?
TT: Jahan Krishan ka janam hua tha.. Jail mein
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I’d climb the highest mountain.
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I’d swim the ocean blue,
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I’d do anything my dear- Just to get
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away from you <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an
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item@ 12.75 n sell@15.25, it’s loss or profit?
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Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss
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in paise <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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I have started luving ‘U’… I know it sounds
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ridiculous but I can’t control my feelings
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4 ‘U’. Some time later I’ll start
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luving more ALPHABETS. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Once in a jungle all the animals were
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eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA But girraffe
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was not eating. Why? <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
Because Oonche log oonchi <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
pasand MANIKCHAND <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes/>

Aap be padiye aur aap ke friends ko be bejiye
Hamare group ke messages.
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1b.

prishi pari ke Funny sms

Posted by: "Prishi Pari" prishipari2011@gmail.com   prishipari

Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:03 am (PST)



Prishi Pari Ke Funny SMS <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/>
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1980 girls: Maan mei Jeans pehanungi
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Maan : Nahin beti log kya kahengey?
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2006 girls: Maan mein mini skirt pehanungi
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Maan: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!
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Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye,
ek ne desh ke liye,
doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye
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Nasha aankho me hota hai Sharaab mein nahin,
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Sharddha Dil me hoti hai Mandir mein nahin…..
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Dosti SMS karne se badhti hai,
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SMS padhne se nahi <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
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Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
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Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
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Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai
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Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega,
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Chand Lamhon Men Exam Sar Pe Ajayega,
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Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo,
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Warna Paas Kia Munna Bhai Karwae Ga!
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Jab apka SMS ata hai mera rom-rom machal jata hai,
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sara badan kaamp jata hai, <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
dil main gudgudi si hoti hai. Stupid,
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yeh apka kasoor nahi, <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
mera phone Vibrator per hota hai
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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes/>

Aap be padiye aur aap ke friends ko be bejiye
Hamare group ke messages.
http://groupsyahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
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2.1.

prishi pari ke funny sms

Posted by: "Prishi Pari" prishipari2011@gmail.com   prishipari

Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:19 am (PST)



Prishi Pari Ke Funny SMS <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/>
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Judge: U r crossing the limits. Lawyer: Kaun Saala
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aisa kehta hai? <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
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Lawyer: My Lod, <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?
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Bhagwan apki umar lambi karey!
Bhagwan apko Naukri de!
Bhagwan apko Khush rakhe!
Bhagwan apko Barkat de! Yaad ho gaya?
Chal phir Katora utha aur shooru ho ja
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May our friendship turn into silver,
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silver into gold, gold into diamonds…
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and may our diamonds be forever…
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Then we’ll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty
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A baby fish asked her mother: Y can’t we live on earth?
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Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH,
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it’s made for SELFISH
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Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai.
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Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai.
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Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai.
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Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai
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Namashkar, yeh hamari faltoo SMS seva hai,
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is mein hum logon ko waqt-bewaqt tang karte hain.
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Is seva ka labh uthane ke liye shukriya,
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ab aap apna kaam kariye <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes/>

Aap be padiye aur aap ke friends ko be bejiye
Hamare group ke messages.
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2.2.

prishi pari ke funny sms

Posted by: "Prishi Pari" prishipari2011@gmail.com   prishipari

Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:40 am (PST)



Prishi Pari Ke Funny SMS <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/>
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes/>
Ramchandra kah gaye siya se, <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
aisa kalyug aayega, <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
sifr ek dost SMS karega, <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
dusara kamina bas padh ke muskurayega
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Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo saare samaj ko
khatam kar rahi hai.
To aao milkar is bimari ko khatam karen.
Ek bottle tum khatam karo ek bottle hum khatam karen
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SMS ka sangrah karke kya paayega vats…?
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Balance ka moh tyag aur sms kar…
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Mitron se sampark banaye rakhne se hi
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moksha ki prapti hogi…
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Swami Messageanand. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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The Madrasi said: I want to see the movie
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‘Heart is umbrella’.
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Which movie did he really want to see?
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Dil Chhata Hai… <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Geeta Sar: SMS kar aur bhool ja,
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reply ki apeksha mat rakh, <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
kiya hua SMS kabhi veyarth nahi jaata,
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Sabko apne kiye hue SMS ka reply milta hi hai
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Just close ur eyes and think of urself for
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10 seconds…… Open ur eyes !
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Now you will realize that u have wasted
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10 seconds in thinking of a fool.
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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes/>

Aap be padiye aur aap ke friends ko be bejiye
Hamare group ke messages.
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3.

Save India

Posted by: "Raaj Purohit" maashakti4raaj@yahoo.com   maashakti4raaj

Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:07 pm (PST)





SAVE THE INDIAN RUPEE
YOU CAN MAKE A HUGE DIFFERENCE TO THE INDIAN ECONOMY BY FOLLOWING FEW
SIMPLE STEPS:-

Please spare a couple of minutes here for the sake of India .

I got this article from one of my friends, but it's true. I can see
this inday to day life.

Here's a small example:-

Before 12 months 1 US $ = INR Rs 39
After 12  months, now 1 $ = INR Rs 52.73

Do you think US Economy is booming? No, but Indian Economy is Going Down.

Our economy is in your hands....
INDIAN economy is in a crisis. Our country like many other ASIAN
countries, is undergoing a severe economic crunch. Many INDIAN
industries are closing down. The INDIAN economy is in a crisis and if
we do not take proper steps to control those, we will be in a critical
situation.

More than 30,000 crore rupees of foreign exchange are being siphoned
out of our country on products such as cosmetics, snacks, tea,
beverages, etc... which are grown, produced and consumed here.

A cold drink that costs only 70 / 80 paise to produce, is sold for
Rs.9 and a major chunk of profits from these are sent abroad. This is
a serious drain on INDIAN economy.

We have nothing against Multinational companies, but to protect our
own interest we request everybody to use INDIAN products only at least
for the next two years. With the rise in petrol prices, if we do not
do this, the Rupee will devalue further and we will end up paying much
more for the same products in the near future.

What you can do about it?

1. Buy only products manufactured by WHOLLY INDIAN COMPANIES.
2. ENROLL as many people as possible for this cause.....

Each individual should become a leader for this awareness. This is the
only way to save our country from severe economic crisis. You don't
need to give-up your lifestyle. You just need to choose an alternate
product.

All categories of products are available from WHOLLY INDIAN COMPANIES.

LIST OF PRODUCTS

COLD DRINKS:-

DRINK LEMON JUICE, FRESH FRUIT JUICES, CHILLED LASSI (SWEET OR SOUR),
BUTTER MILK, COCONUT WATER, JALJEERA, ENERJEE, and MASALA MILK...

INSTEAD OF  COCA COLA, PEPSI, LIMCA, MIRINDA, SPRITE

BATHING SOAP:-
USE CINTHOL & OTHER GODREJ BRANDS, SANTOOR, WIPROSHIKAKAI, MYSORE
SANDAL, MARGO, NEEM, EVITA, MEDIMIX, GANGA , NIRMA BATH & CHANDRIKA

INSTEAD OF  LUX, LIFEBUOY, REXONA, LIRIL, DOVE, PEARS, HAMAM, LESANCY,
CAMAY, PALMOLIVE

TOOTH PASTE:-
USE  NEEM, BABOOL, PROMISE, VICOVAJRADANTI, PRUDENT, DABUR PRODUCTS, MISWAK

INSTEAD OF  COLGATE, CLOSE UP, PEPSODENT, CIBACA, FORHANS, MENTADENT.

TOOTH BRUSH: -
USE PRUDENT, AJANTA , PROMISE

INSTEAD OF COLGATE, CLOSE UP, PEPSODENT, FORHANS, ORAL-B

SHAVING CREAM:-
USE GODREJ, EMAMI

INSTEAD OF PALMOLIVE, OLD SPICE, GILLETE

BLADE:-
USE  SUPERMAX, TOPAZ, LAZER, ASHOKA

INSTEAD OF  SEVEN-O -CLOCK, 365, GILLETTE

TALCUM POWDER:-
USE  SANTOOR, GOKUL, CINTHOL, WIPRO BABY POWDER, BOROPLUS

INSTEAD OF  PONDS, OLD SPICE, JOHNSON'S BABY POWDER, SHOWER TO SHOWER

MILK POWDER:-
USE  INDIANA, AMUL, AMULYA

INSTEAD OF  ANIKSPRAY, MILKANA, EVERYDAY MILK, MILKMAID.

SHAMPOO:-
USE  LAKME, NIRMA, VELVETTE

INSTEAD OF  HALO, ALL CLEAR, NYLE, SUNSILK, HEAD AND SHOULDERS, PANTENE

MOBILE CONNECTIONS:-
USE BSNL, AIRTEL

INSTEAD OF HUTCH

Food Items:-
Eat Tandoori chicken, VadaPav, Idli, Dosa, Puri, Uppuma

INSTEAD OF  KFC, MACDONALD'S, PIZZA HUT, A&W

Every INDIANproduct you buy makes a big difference. It saves INDIA .
Let us take a firm decision today.

BUY INDIAN TO BE INDIAN - We are not against of foreign products.

WE ARE NOT ANTI-MULTINATIONAL. WE ARE TRYING TO SAVE OUR NATION. EVERY
DAY IS A STRUGGLE FOR A REAL FREEDOM. WE ACHIEVED OUR INDEPENDENCE
AFTER LOSING MANY LIVES.
THEY DIED PAINFULLY TO ENSURE THAT WE LIVE PEACEFULLY. THE CURRENT
TREND IS VERY THREATENING.

MULTINATIONALS CALL IT GLOBALIZATION OF INDIAN ECONOMY. FOR INDIANS
LIKE YOU AND ME, IT IS RE-COLONIZATION OF INDIA . THE COLONIST'S LEFT
INDIA THEN. BUT THIS TIME, THEY WILL MAKE SURE THEY DON'T MAKE ANY
MISTAKES.

WHO WOULD LIKE TO LET A "GOOSE THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS" SLIP AWAY?

PLEASE REMEMBER: POLITICAL FREEDOM IS USELESS WITHOUT ECONOMIC INDEPENDENCE

RUSSIA , S.KOREA , MEXICO - THE LIST IS VERY LONG!! LET US LEARN FROM
THEIR EXPERIENCE AND FROM OUR HISTORY. LET US DO THE DUTY OF EVERY
TRUE INDIAN.

FINALLY, IT'S OBVIOUS THAT YOU CAN'T GIVE UP ALL OF THE ITEMS
MENTIONED ABOVE. SO GIVE UP AT LEAST ONE ITEM FOR THE SAKE OF OUR
COUNTRY!

We would be sending useless forwards to our friends daily. Instead,
please forward this mail to all your friends to create awareness.

"LITTLE DROPS MAKE A GREAT OCEAN ."
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