Monday, December 31, 2012

[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3160

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6 New Messages

Digest #3160
1a
Prishi Pari ke Pyare Bhare SmS. by "prishi pari" prishipari
1b
Prishi Pari ke Pyare Bhare SmS. by "prishi pari" prishipari
2a
Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS by "prishi pari" prishipari
2b
Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS by "prishi pari" prishipari
4
GREETING by "Kadhar.M" kadhar_in

Messages

Sun Dec 30, 2012 2:57 am (PST) . Posted by:

"prishi pari" prishipari

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Prishi Pari Ke Pyar Bhare SMS <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/>
Happy New Year 2013
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Sb k Dilon ma ho sab k liye dhair sara Pyar,
Aany wala hr din laye Khusiyon ka Tyohaar,
Is umeed k sath aao bhul k saary Gum.
new year 2013 ko Hum Sb karen
WELCOME.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Naya Savera Nayi Kiran Ke Sath
Naya Din Ek Pyari Si Muskaan Ke Sath
Aapko Naya Saal Mubarak Ho Dher Sari Duaon Ke Sath
Happy New Year 2013 … <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Phool Khilenge Gulshan Me Khubsurti Nazar aayegi
Beete Saal Ki Khatti Meethi Yaade Sung Reh Jaayegi
Aao Milkar Jashn Manaye Naye Saal Ka Hansi Khushi Se
Naye Saal Ki Pehli Subha Khushiyan Anginat
Laayegi<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Iss Naye Saal mein..
Jo tu chahe woh tera ho,
Har din khubsoorat aur ratain roshan ho,
Kamiyabi chumte rahe tere kadam hamesha yaar,
Naya Saal Mubarak ho tuje mere Yaar
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
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Naye Saal Mein Aap Humesha Muskurate Raho,
Har Khushi Ko Aap Yu Hi Gale Se Lagate Raho,
Bite Huye Pal Kabhi Laut Ke Aayenge Nahi Shona,
Mithi Yaado Ke Saath Pichhle Saal Ko Bhulate Raho
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
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Naya Saal aaye banke Ujala,
Khul jaye Aap ki Kissmat ka Tala,
Hamesha Aap per rahe Meherban Upar wala,
Yahi Dua karti hai apki yeh chahne wali…
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
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Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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Sun Dec 30, 2012 3:21 am (PST) . Posted by:

"prishi pari" prishipari

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Prishi Pari Ke Pyar Bhare SMS <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/>
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes/>
An excellent saying:
The dream is not what you see in sleep,
dream is the thing which does not let you
sleep.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Intzar ki aarzu ab kho gayi hai,
Khamoshiyo ki aadat ho gayi hai,
Na sikwa raha na shikayt kisi se,
Agar hai to ek mohbbat,
jo in tanhayion se ho gayi hai..!<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Muskan ka koi mol nahi hota,
kuchh rishto ka tol nhi hota,
dost to mil jate hai har raste par,
lekin har koi aapki tarah anmol nhi
hota.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Pyar me koi to dil tod deta hai,
Dosti me koi to bharosa tod deta hai,
Zindagi jina to koi gulaab se sikhe,
Jo khud toot kar do dilo ko jod deta
hai..<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Best lines
Behtreen insaan apni mithi jubaan
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
se hee jana jata hai..
warna achhi batein to deewaro <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
par bhi likhi hoti hai.. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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The most heart touching thought:
"Lash paani par kyun tairti hai"
.
Kyun ki dubne ke liye zindagi
chahiye.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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Sun Dec 30, 2012 10:03 am (PST) . Posted by:

"prishi pari" prishipari

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Prishi Pari Ke Funny SMS <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/>
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Ek pagal khat likh raha tha,
Dr. ne poucha kis ko likh rahe ho ?
Pagal: khud ko.
Dr: kya likha hai ?
Pagal: mujhe kya pata !
Abhi mujhe mila thorri hai <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Boy- Mere sath chalogi
Girl- kaha?
Boy-jaha tum kaho.
Girl-ok ! police station chalte hain.
Boy-lo batao ab banda apni bahen
se mazak bhi nhi kr skta. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Mareez Nurse se: paani pilao.
Nurse: kya pyaas lagi hai..?
Mareez ghussay se:
nahi, gala check karna hai
leak to nahi. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Gabbar-ye hath muje dede thakur
Thakur-nai
In hatho se me dosto ko msgs krta hu
Yejo is waqt msg padh raha h is ke hath lele
Ye kabhi msg nai krta <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Ladka apni dilruba se poochta hai,<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
"Kya pyaar karna paap hai?"
Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta
hai,<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
"Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai"
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Papa: Aaj tak tune aisa koi kam nhi<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
kiya jisse mera sar uncha hua ho
Beta: Maine ek bar aapke sar k <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
neeche 2 takiye lagaye to the <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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Hamare group ke messages.
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Sun Dec 30, 2012 10:27 am (PST) . Posted by:

"prishi pari" prishipari

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Prishi Pari Ke Funny SMS <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/>
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In park, a boy & girl were sitting!
2 dogs kissed each other
Boy- Jaanu agar tum bura na mano, to main bhi..
Girl- Ok! Par sambhalkar! Kutta kaat
lega<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Malik Naukar Se:Is Mehngai Ke Daur Me,
Parathey Pe itna Ghee?
Kya Hogya Hai Tumhe?
Noker:Maaf Kijiye Sarkar,
Ghalti Se Mera Pratha Apke Pas Agaya Hai
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Shaadi ke doosre din beti apni maa se,
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
Aaj meri unse bahut ladai ho gayi!
Maa: Beti shaadi me jhagde to hote rehte hain!
Beti: Wo sab to theek hai! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
Par ab LAASH ka kya karoon? <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Ek Sardar Bhagte Bhagte Ruk Gaya.
.
.
Why?
.
Arre Saans Phool Gai Thi Uski.
Insaan Hai Wo Bhi
Tum Log Bhi Na,
Jaan Lelo Sardar Ke <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Judge Mujrim Se:Tumhari Akhri Khuwaish Kya Hai ?
Mujrim:Jyada nahi, Ek Mobile Nokia
N73,<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
5 Crore Rupey, Aap Ki Beti Se Shadi,
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
U.S.A Ka Visa aur Ek Private Jet.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Baap: Tipu sultan kaun tha?
Beta: Pata nahi
Baap: School jao to pata chale
Beta: Ramesh uncle kaun hai?
Baap: Pata nahi
Beta: Ghar par raho to pata chale<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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Mon Dec 31, 2012 3:06 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Nikita Seth" naughty.nikita

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Sunday, December 30, 2012

( Hindi Jokes ) Digest Number 3159

Hindi Jokes funny sms shayries pictures

9 New Messages

Digest #3159
1
Prishi Pari ke Sad SmS by "prishi pari" prishipari
2
Prishi Pari ke Funny JokeS by "prishi pari" prishipari
3
Prishi Pari Ke Pyar Bhare SmS by "prishi pari" prishipari
4
New York Under Full Moon by "Deepak Punjabi" indigoblue2005
5
Humor and Weird images...!!!!! by "NARESHVAKHARIA" nareshvakharia
6
Astounding Photography of this Year 2012 by "! ! ! Shaiprajapati ! ! !" shaiprajapati
7
dogs wallpapers by "Amrita Prakash" aas.passj
8
clouds wallpapers by "Amrita Prakash" aas.passj
9
nature wallpapers by "Amrita Prakash" aas.passj

Messages

Sat Dec 29, 2012 4:55 am (PST) . Posted by:

"prishi pari" prishipari

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Prishi Pari Ke Sad SMS <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/>

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Bahut Kuch Hai Dil Ki Gehrai Mein
Tadaph Jata Hai Dil Raat Ki Tanhai Mein
Yun Ton Kehne Ko Dost Bahut Hain
Par Fark Hota Hai Saya Aur Parchhai Mein.
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Log kahte hain ki,
Mohabbat zindagi hoti hai maut nahi.
Magar wo log yeh kyon bhool jaate hain,
Ki dhokha bhi zindagi hi deti hai maut
nahi…<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Palko ke kinare humne bhigoye hi nahi,
woh sochte hai hum roye hi nahi,
woh puchte hai khwabon me kise dekhte ho,
hum hai ki ek umr se soye hi nahi.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Yaado Mein Teri Tanha Baithe Hain
Tere Bina Labon Ki Hasi Gawa Baithe Hain
Teri Duniya Mein Andhera Na Ho
Isliye Khud Ka Dil Jala Baihte Hain
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Nikle jab aansu uski Aankho se,
Dil karta hai sari Duniya jala du,
Phir Sochta hu honge Duniya me uske bhi apne,
Kahin anjane me use aur na Rula du.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Dard ka ehsas janna hai to pyar kar ke dekho,
Apni aankho me kisi ko utar kar dekho,
Chot unko lagegi aansu tumhe aa jayenge,
Ye ehsas janna ho to dil haar kar dekho
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Sat Dec 29, 2012 5:08 am (PST) . Posted by:

"prishi pari" prishipari

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Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/>

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Madm children se poochti hai 'batao
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
sabse zyada barish kaha par girti hai '
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
ek bacha thodi der sochne ke <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
baad kehta hai 'mam zameen par'. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Boy-Tum ladkiya inti sunder kyo hoti ho?
Girl-Kyonki GOD ne hume apne hath se banaya h.
Boy- Kamini bol to ese rahi h jese
k humko net se download kiya h <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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WIFE(seeing stars)- Btao
wo konc Chiz h jo tum Roz Dekh Skte hopr Tod nhi skte?
HUSBAND- Mai nhi btaunga.
WIFE- Bolo na plz.
HUBY- Tera MUH <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Girl: Chalo main chupti hu tum mujhe dhundna.
.
Agar dhund liya to hum shoping chalenge.
.
Boy: Agar nahi dhunda to?
.
Girl: Aisa mat kaho na jaanu main<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
darwaze ke piche hi chupungi
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
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Teacher: Tumhare Papa Kya Karte Hai?
Mintu: Wo Sabke Such-Dukh Bantate Hai.
Teacher: Kya Matlab!
Mintu: Wo Postman Hai.
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
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Teacher: Gaali kya hai?
Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh
Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
hriday Ko ShantiKa anubhv hota hai.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Prishi Pari
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Sat Dec 29, 2012 5:24 am (PST) . Posted by:

"prishi pari" prishipari

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Prishi Pari Ke Pyar Bhare SMS <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/>
Happy New Year In Advance

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Keep the smile,
Leave Di tear,
Think of joy,
4get the fear,
Hold Di laugh,
Leave Di pain,
Bâ€"joyous,
becoz it is Coming new year 2013!
Advance Happy New Year <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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New Years is a harmlss anual institution,
of no particular use 2 anybody sav
as a scapegoat 4 promiscuous drnks & friendly
calls & humbug resolutions.
Happy Advance New Year <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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U r nvr 2 old to set an-other goal
or to an-other dream a new dream.
Wish u best of luck in 2013
For You Advance “Happy New Year 2013″<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Evry man shuld b-born agen on the 1st day of Jan.
Start with a frsh new page.
Take up 1 hole one more in the buckle if necsary,
or let down it 1,
according to Days..
Happy New Year Dear: <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Years end is nither
an-end nor a begning bt a going on,
with aal the wizdom dat
exprience can instill in us.
May the year 2013 w̢۪ll be your.
Happy New Year 2013. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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In Urdu
Dua Hai Naye saal laaye dhairon ujale,
Khul jaaye aapki ksmat k bhi taale,
Hamaisa aap per rahe meherban Ooparwale,
Meri duaaen hamesa aapk saath hain,
sada khus raho,
aise hazaaron saal khusi k naseeb hoon apko.
apko advance main neya saal mubarak
ho.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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