Tuesday, March 31, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2199

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1.
Tum khafa ho gaye to ? From: aaryaritu
2.
(A)Adult Message-Only 18+ Read From: Abhishek

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1.

Tum khafa ho gaye to ?

Posted by: "aaryaritu" rituaarya@ymail.com   rituaarya

Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:30 pm (PDT)

bollyhungama <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> Tum
khafa ho gaye toh ? ? ?
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Kaash! App se Mulaqat Hamari na hoti
Kaash! Tumhein Sapno hi mai dekh lete
Aaj Mulaqat ko itni Be-Qarari na hoti
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Hamara har lamha chura liya apne ,
Aankhon ko ik chand dikha diya apne ,
hame zindagi to di kisi aur ne
par itna pyar dekar jeena sikha diya apne
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Chiragon ko aur tej kar do
kyunki roshni bahut kam hai
aur main tamaam umar tera intezaar kar longa
phir bhi yeh gam rehega ki "Zindagi kam hai"
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Hamare zakhmo ki vajhah bhi wo hai..
Hamare zakhmo ki Dava bhi wo hai...
Wo namak zakmo pe lagaye to kya hua...
Mohabbat karne ki wazah bhi wo hai...
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Tum khafa hogaye to koi khushi na rahegi,
Tere bina chirago me roshni na rahegi;
Kya kahe kya guzregi dil par,
Zinda to rahenge par zindagi na rahegi.
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(A)Adult Message-Only 18+ Read

Posted by: "Abhishek" cruxabhi@yahoo.co.uk   cruxabhi

Tue Mar 31, 2009 2:49 am (PDT)

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Monday, March 30, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2198

Messages In This Digest (25 Messages)

1.
Nice Collection Part - II From: sailee
2.
Good Afternoon....... From: MansoorPatel
3.
sweet !!!!!!!!!!! From: aastha mahendru
4.
Doori Ho To From: Nisha 4 Friends
5.
My Love SMS Shayaries Collections Part-21... From: Hassan Ali
6.
JO MIL JAE KABHI FURSAT From: shanoomathur
7.
WO PYAR BHI KARTA HAI From: shanoomathur
8.
(no subject) From: Farhat Miyaji
9.
Pink cuties From: pardeep kaur
10.
Jab chandani barh kar, raaton pey chaati hai From: aaryaritu
11.
GRAPHICS From: kartik mgl
12.
MY FUNNY SONG From: Farhat Miyaji
13.
Tera naam From: innocent.peacock
14.
(no subject) From: Farhat Miyaji
15.
Kya pyaar mein aisa hota hai? From: Vinay Malhotra
16.
Kuch is tarah teri palkein meri palkon se mila de From: Vinay Malhotra
17a.
Powerful Quotes!! From: Faiz Rasool
18a.
Boring Jokes read again From: vnybhagat
19a.
Re: (unknown) From: pushpendra gautam
20.
Unka Waada Hai From: shweta p
21.
"AAWAAZ LAGATE REHAN" BY SHAKEEL BHATTI From: Shakeel Bhatti
22.
MARJANI MARJANI-BILLU BARBER(VIEW ONLINE SONGS) From: amolmaya
23.
Never Blame A Day ( GM SMS ) From: bhagyashree pednekar
24.
Inbox full ( JOKE SMS ) From: bhagyashree pednekar
25.
Hum Zindagi Se Aas Kare Bhi To From: bhagyashree pednekar

Messages

1.

Nice Collection Part - II

Posted by: "sailee" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in   shaiprajapati

Mon Mar 30, 2009 3:18 am (PDT)

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Good Afternoon.......

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Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:32 am (PDT)

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sweet !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: "aastha mahendru" mahendru_aastha@yahoo.co.in   mahendru_aastha

Mon Mar 30, 2009 4:59 am (PDT)

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Doori Ho To

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Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:13 am (PDT)

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Umar ho apki Sitaron jitani lambi,
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Aankhen apki ho, par ansu mere,
Zindagi apki ho, par sanse meri,
Dil apka ho, par dhadkan meri,
Zindagi ke ahkri modh par duaa hogi yehi,
Kafan apka ho, aur maut meri......

Tum dost ho mere sada k liye,
Main zinda hoon tumhaari wafa k liye,
Kar lena laakhon shikwa mujhse magar,
Na hona khafa khuda k liye.

You have known me in
Good and bad times ,
You have seen me
When i was happy and when i was sad,
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For supporting me ,
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My Love SMS Shayaries Collections Part-21...

Posted by: "Hassan Ali" shayariworld@ymail.com   hassanrazvi786

Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:37 am (PDT)

My Love SMS Shayaries Collections Part-21...
6.

JO MIL JAE KABHI FURSAT

Posted by: "shanoomathur" shanoomathur@yahoo.co.in   shanoomathur

Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:37 am (PDT)

IS BE NAAM SE RISHTEY KO NIBHA JAAO KISI DIN
JO MIL JAE KABHI FURSAT TOU PAASS AAJO KISI DIN

MILTA HAI SABHE KUCH SAB HE KO YE SUNA HAI
MUJH KO TOU FAQAT TUM HE MIL JAAO KISI DIN
BARSON SE YE MERA DIL KHAALI HE PARA HAI
TUM APNE NAAM KI TAKHTI HE LAGA JAAO KISI DIN
BARSOON KI MUHABBAT KO KIS TARAH BHULADETE HAIN
MUJH KO BHI AISA HUNAR SIKHA JAO KISI DIN
MUQADDAR ME JO LIKHA HAI WO KABHI NA MITTE GA KANWAL
FURSAT MILAY TOU DIL KO YE BAAT SAMJHA JAO KISI DIN

7.

WO PYAR BHI KARTA HAI

Posted by: "shanoomathur" shanoomathur@yahoo.co.in   shanoomathur

Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:38 am (PDT)

WO PYAR BHI KARTA HAI OR IZHAR BHI NAHI KARTA
JO POCHLE KOI US SE TO IQRAR BHI NAHI KARTA
WO AISA SAADA DIL HAI K MUJHSE MILNE KI DUAIN BHI MANGE
JAB SAMNE AJAON TOU DEDAR BHI NAHI KARTA

AGAR US SE DOOOR JAON ME TOU SAANS RUK JAE USKI
OR KOI MAANG LE MUJHE US SE TOU INKAAR BHI NAHI KARTA
APNE QAREEB AANE SE WO ROOK DETA HAI MUJHKO
OR RAAH ME HAAYIL KOI DEWAR BHI NAHI KARTA..

MERE DIL KE DARWAZE PER WO DASTAK BHI DETA HAI "SHANOOOO"....
OR WO DARWAZA KHULL JANE KA INTIZAAR BHI NAHI KARTA

8.

(no subject)

Posted by: "Farhat Miyaji" farhatmiyaji@ymail.com   farhatmiyaji@ymail.com

Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:41 am (PDT)



chinu aur minu bohot achche dost the
chinu ne minu se kaha:"yaar valantine day k din me apni girl friend ko kya gift du?"
minu ne chinu  se kaha:"teri girl friend khubsurat hai?"
chinu ne kaha:"ha yaar' bahot khubsurat hai"
minu ne kaha:kyu bahot khubsurat hai?
chinu ne kaha:"KYUNKI WO TERI GIRL FRIEND HAI"
 

9.

Pink cuties

Posted by: "pardeep kaur" pardeepkaur_2007@yahoo.co.in   pardeepkaur_2007

Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:48 am (PDT)

Pink cuties
10.

Jab chandani barh kar, raaton pey chaati hai

Posted by: "aaryaritu" rituaarya@ymail.com   rituaarya

Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:33 am (PDT)

Jab chandani barh kar, raaton pey chaati hai
Teri yaad aise mai, dil ko tarpaati hai
kisse wo bahaaron ke, beete nazaaron key
Phir aake sunaati hai, aur hum ko rulaati hai
Teri yaad aati haiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Itna to bataho kya? yahi chaandani jaa kar
koi khaab jagaati hai?, tum ko bhi sataati hai?
Meri yaad aati hai????

11.

GRAPHICS

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Mon Mar 30, 2009 11:47 am (PDT)

GRAPHICS
12.

MY FUNNY SONG

Posted by: "Farhat Miyaji" farhatmiyaji@ymail.com   farhatmiyaji@ymail.com

Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:49 pm (PDT)

dekha hai pehli baar saajan ki aankhon me pyaar,
to pehle kya chibre dikhte the..
 
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suraj hua matdham chand jalne laga
aasma ye haay kyu pigalne laga
sajna kya ye mera pehla pehla pyaar hai
aey ladki pyaar wyaar kuch nahi
bhaag bhukamp hai
 
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suhagraat hai ghungat uthau me
arre bewakuf!!!
ghungat to tujh ko hi uthana hai
baaju waala nahi aaega uthane k liye
 
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13.

Tera naam

Posted by: "innocent.peacock" innocent.peacock@gmail.com   black.peacock

Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:50 pm (PDT)

Tera naam
14.

(no subject)

Posted by: "Farhat Miyaji" farhatmiyaji@ymail.com   farhatmiyaji@ymail.com

Mon Mar 30, 2009 5:52 pm (PDT)

ek ladka tha anjana sa
mobile lekar ghumta tha
nazre jhuka k style markar
mere ghar se guzarta tha
jab bhi milta tha mujse
mujse puchha karta tha
ye lock kese khulta hai
ye lock kese khulta hai
 
aur me sirf ye keh pati thi
 
"KYA YE CHHERNE KA NAYA TARIKA HAI?"

15.

Kya pyaar mein aisa hota hai?

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com   vinay79malhotra

Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:10 pm (PDT)

Kya pyaar mein aisa hota hai?
 
Ke jisse dil chahe uss pe mar jaane ko dil chahta hai?
Ke uss ke aansoo pi jaane ko dil chahta hai?
Ke uss ke her ghum ko mitta dene ko dil chahta hai?
Ke uss ko her pal muskurrata hua dekhne ko dil chahta hai?
Ke uss par zindagani lutta dene ko dil chahta hai?
Ke uss ka haath pakar kar urra le jaane ko dil chahta hai?
Ke uss ki aankhon mein kho jaane ko dil chahta hai?
Ke uss ki pyaari pyaari baaton ko her pal sun ne ko dil chahta ha?
Ke uss ko her khushi dene ko dil chahta hai?
Ke uss ko her aafat se mehfooz rakhne ko dil chahta hai?
Ke uss ke raaste mein gire hue her kaante ko utha dene ko dil chahta hai?
Ke uss ko dil mein chupaa lene ko dil chahta hai?
Ke uss ko her pal sapnon mein rakhne ko dil chahta hai?
Kya pyaar mein aisa hota hai?
Ke uss ki parchaayee ko hi dekh kar dil khush ho jata hai?
Ke uss ki ek nazar se hi dil ko sukoon aajata hai?
Ke uss ka chehra chaaron taraf chha jaata hai?
Ke uss ki baat baat par pyaar aajata hai?
Ke uss ki baahon mein dil mar jaana chahta hai?
Ke uss ke haathon ki lakeeron ko dil badal dena chahta hai?
Ke uss ke naseeb mein likha hua her ghum dil apne naam kar lena chahta hai?
Ke uss ki her khawaish ko dil pura kar dena chahta hai?
Ke saare jahan ki khushiyan dil uss ke kadmon mein bicha dena chahta hai?
Kya pyaar mein aisa hota hai?
Ke uss ke saath jeena to kya uss ke )saath mar jaane ko dil chahta hai?
Kya pyaar mein aisa hota hai?

16.

Kuch is tarah teri palkein meri palkon se mila de

Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com   vinay79malhotra

Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:24 pm (PDT)

Kuch is tarah teri palkein meri palkon se mila de
Aansoo tere saare meri palkon pe sajaa de
Kuch is tarah teri palkein meri palkon se mila de
Aansoo tere saare meri palkon pe sajaa de
Tu har ghadi har waqt mere saath raha hai
Haan yeh jism kabhi door kabhi paas raha hai
Jo bhi gham hain yeh tere unhein tu mera pataa de
Kuch is tarah teri palkein meri palkon se mila de
Aansoo tere saare meri palkon pe sajaa de
Mujhko toh tere chehre pe yeh ghum nahin janchta
Jaayiz nahin lagta mujhe ghum se tera rishta
Sun meri ghuzarish ise chehre se hataa se
Sun meri ghuzarish ise chehre se hataa se
Kuch is tarah teri palkein meri palkon se mila de
Aansoo tere saare meri palkon pe sajaa de.

17a.

Powerful Quotes!!

Posted by: "Faiz Rasool" faiz4u75@yahoo.com   faiz4u75

Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:30 pm (PDT)

 
Powerful Quotes!!

 

18a.

Boring Jokes read again

Posted by: "vnybhagat" vnybhagat@gmail.com   vnybhagat

Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:48 pm (PDT)

Boy said to Girl- Aa mere dil me aaja
Girl replied- Chappal utaroo kya?
Boy- Chal pagli ye koi mandir thode hi h aise hi aaja

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
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Girl- hamari shaadi ko 24 ghante ho chuke h
boy- aur aisa lag raha h jaise kal ki hi baat ho

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
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BRAIN TUMOR:

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.

Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?

Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?

Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
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MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL:

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?

Mr. Bean: 9

Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?

Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the
answer is 6!!
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WHILE IN A DRUG STORE:

Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.

Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!
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AT AN ATM MACHINE:

Friend: What are you looking at?

Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.

Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?

Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)!

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Marriage:

Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry?

Mr. Bean: 16

Friend: Why?

Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse.

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CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND:

Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?

Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see
any picture.

Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.

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DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:
Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.

Friend: condolence, my friend.

(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder

Friend: what now?

Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!

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MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING:

Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a
power failure.

Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.

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Spelling lesson:

Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or
two c?

Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!

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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>

teacher:what do you call person who cannot hear anything

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> studant:you can call him any
thing,because he cannot hear anything.

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>

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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> mil gaya,oye hoye mil gaya,
balle balle mil gaya, dhinchak dhincak koi mil gaya, apna sara kaam chhos
kar fizool ka SMS parnewaala ek aur BEWAKUFF!! mil gaya.

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>

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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> why women live a better, longer
& peacefull life?

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> because women dont have a
wife...

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>

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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> church ke gate par likha tha:jo
paap kar k thak gaye wo meri sharan me aaye,

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> ek callgirl ne niche apna
mibile no. likh diya:aur jo nahi thake wo meri sharan me aaye..

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>

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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> ladkiya kadko k saamne aane k
baad hi kyu apna dupatta thik karti hai

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> kyunki, lutero ko dekhne k baad
hi apni dolat ki hifazat ka khayal aata hai..

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>

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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> ek gujju ka sapne me kisi ne
rape kar diya

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> next day us ne apna bank
account band karva diya

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> kuonki, bank me likha tha: ham
aap k sapno ko haqiqat me badal denge..

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>

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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> baap: beta mene tumhare liye ek
ladki dhundhi hai

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> wo roopvati, gunvati aur
sarasvati hai..

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> beta:lekin me kisi aur ladki se
pyaar karta hu

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> aur wo GARBHVATI hai..

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>

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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> Old Man-"putar ander se mere
daant le aa"

Pota-"par dada ji abhi roti to bani nahi"

Budda-- "o nahi putar roti nahi khani samne wali buddi nu smile deni a "

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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> Child: Mom is bar hum sare
patakhe is shop se lein gey,

Mom : lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai,

Child: Papa to kahte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rahti hain.

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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> Ek ladke ko kya chahiye?

Ek ladki jo pyar de,
Ek ladki jo acha khana banaye,
Ek ladki jo us ki khob khidmat kare,

Aur ye teeno larkiyan mil jul kar rahain. :p

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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> Husband apni wife ka janaza le
jaa raha tha.
Janaze k aage ek kutta aur peche aadmiyon ki lambi line thi,

Ek aadmi aakar pochta hai : bhai sahab ye sab kaise hua?
Husband : is kutte ne kaat liya tha.

Aadmi : ye kutta ek din k liye udhar main de do.
Husband : peche line main lago. :p

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TAKE A LOOK:

Tech Support : "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer : "Ok."
Tech Support : "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer : "No."
Tech Support : "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer : "No."
Tech Support : "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until
this point?"
Customer : "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."

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Customer : "I received the software update you sent, but I am still
getting the same error message."
Tech Support : "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"

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Customer : "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
Tech Support : "Tell me what you've done."
Customer : "I typed 'A: SETUP'."
Tech Support : "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
Customer : "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
Tech Support : "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer : "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer: "No..."

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Customer : "Do I need a computer to use your software?"
Tech Support : ?!%#$ (welll pretend to smile)

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Tech Support : "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen,
can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer : "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"
Tech support : ??????

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Tech Support : "What type of computer do you have?"
Customer : "A white one."
Tech support : ?????

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Tech Support : "What operating system are you running?"
Customer : "Pentium."
Tech support : ??????

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Cus tomer : "I have Microsoft Exploder."
Tech Support : ??????

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Customer : "How do I print my voicemail?"
Tech support : ??????

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Customer : "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to
print document, but the computer won't boot properly."
Tech Support : "What does it say?"
Customer : "Something about an error and non-system disk."
Tech Support : "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?"
Customer : "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside."
Tech support : ?????

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Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open
24 hours."
Customer: "Is that Eastern time?"

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Tech Support : "What does the screen say now?"
Customer : "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'."
Tech Support : "Well?"
Customer : "How do I know when it's ready?"
Tech support : ??????

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The best of the lot
A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report that
his computer is faulty.
Tech: What's the problem?
User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.
Tech: (keep quite)
Tech: You'll need a new power supply.
User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files.
Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it.
User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup
and it will fix the
problem! All I need is for you to tell me the command.
Tech support::
10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The tech
is frustrated and fed up.
Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there
is an undocumented DOS
command that will fix the problem.
User: I knew it!
Tech : Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE . COM at
the end of the CONFIG.SYS. Let me know how it goes.
10 minutes later.
User : It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking.
Tech : Well, what version of DOS are you using?
User : MS-DOS 6.22 .
Tech : That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with
NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you
the file. Let me know how it goes.
1 hour later.
User : I need a new power supply.
Tech support : How did you come to that conclusion?
User : Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he
started asking questions about the make of power supply.
Tech: Then what did he say?
User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE.

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Hight Of all (Too Good)

customer care officer: I need a product identification number
right now and may I help u in
finding it out?
Customer: sure
CCO: could u left click on start and do u find 'My Computer'?
Cust: I did left click but how do I find your computer?

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19a.

Re: (unknown)

Posted by: "pushpendra gautam" pushpendra.ashwaray@gmail.com   pushpendra.ashwaray

Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:50 pm (PDT)

Wah Ustaad Wah...

On Mon, Mar 2, 2009 at 2:21 AM, Farhat Miyaji <farhatmiyaji@ymail.com>wrote:

> Nice Jokes
>
> teacher:what do you call person who cannot hear anything<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> studant:you can call him any
> thing,because he cannot hear anything.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
> ************************************************************************************************************<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> mil gaya,oye hoye mil gaya,
> balle balle mil gaya, dhinchak dhincak koi mil gaya, apna sara kaam chhos
> kar fizool ka SMS parnewaala ek aur BEWAKUFF!! mil gaya.<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
> ************************************************************************************************************<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> why women live a better,
> longer & peacefull life? <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> because women dont have a
> wife... <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
> *********************************************************************************************************<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> church ke gate par likha
> tha:jo paap kar k thak gaye wo meri sharan me aaye,<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> ek callgirl ne niche apna
> mibile no. likh diya:aur jo nahi thake wo meri sharan me aaye..<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
> *********************************************************************************************************<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> ladkiya kadko k saamne aane k
> baad hi kyu apna dupatta thik karti hai<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> kyunki, lutero ko dekhne k
> baad hi apni dolat ki hifazat ka khayal aata hai..<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
> *********************************************************************************************************<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> ek gujju ka sapne me kisi ne
> rape kar diya <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> next day us ne apna bank
> account band karva diya <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> kuonki, bank me likha tha: ham
> aap k sapno ko haqiqat me badal denge..<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
> *********************************************************************************************************<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> baap: beta mene tumhare liye
> ek ladki dhundhi hai <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> wo roopvati, gunvati aur
> sarasvati hai.. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> beta:lekin me kisi aur ladki
> se pyaar karta hu <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> aur wo GARBHVATI hai..<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
> *********************************************************************************************************<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/fun_and_fun_only>
>
>
> ** <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
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> <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
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20.

Unka Waada Hai

Posted by: "shweta p" shweta.p1986@gmail.com   shweta.p1986

Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:54 pm (PDT)

Unka Waada Hai
21.

"AAWAAZ LAGATE REHAN" BY SHAKEEL BHATTI

Posted by: "Shakeel Bhatti" lovingsoul3000@yahoo.com   lovingsoul3000

Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:58 pm (PDT)

AIK BAAR PHIR AAP SAB KI MOHABBATON KE NAAM
 
 
KOI NA AAEY MAGAR PHIR BHI BULATE REHNA
TUM PE LAZIM HEI KE AAWAAZ LAGATE REHNA
 
TERGI JITNI ZIYADA HO KOI GHAM NA KARO
APNE HISSE KA MAGAR DEEP JALATE REHNA
 
SHEHER WALON KI YEHI BAAT BURI LAGTI HEI
DIL MILE YA NA MILE HAATH MILATE REHNA
 
RAIL KI SEETI MUJE YAAD DILATI HEI SHAKEEL
WAQT E RUKHSAT WO TERA HAATH HILATE REHNA
 
 
POET  :  SHAKEEL BHATTI

 

 
     

Simply Different
SHAKEEL BHATTI
00971504657378
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Giving Smile To Everyone
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

22.

MARJANI MARJANI-BILLU BARBER(VIEW ONLINE SONGS)

Posted by: "amolmaya" amolmaya@yahoo.com   amolmaya

Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:37 pm (PDT)


MARJANI MARJANI-BILLU BARBER
http://bollyhangama.blogspot.com/2009/03/marjani-marjani-billu-barber.html
Visit this link to view song from Billu Barber
23.

Never Blame A Day ( GM SMS )

Posted by: "bhagyashree pednekar" pednekarbhagyashree@yahoo.com   pednekarbhagyashree

Mon Mar 30, 2009 9:58 pm (PDT)

bollyhungama
Never Blame A Day <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> Never Blame A Day In
Your Life.
Good Days Give You Happiness.
Bad Days Give You Experience.

Both Are Essential In Life. All Are Gods' Blessings..
Good Morning..

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If you see some one without a smile,

Give him one of yours,

Because you are among a few good people Who can shine others life
by just walking with him a few miles.


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Five steps to a LOVELY MORNING
Close your eyes,
Take a deep breath,
Open your arms wide,
Feel your heart beat and say its too early.
Let me sleep again. Good Morning. "

<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

Gooooood Daaaaay <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes>
[songs from billu barber] <http://bollyhangama.blogspot.com/>
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24.

Inbox full ( JOKE SMS )

Posted by: "bhagyashree pednekar" pednekarbhagyashree@yahoo.com   pednekarbhagyashree

Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:02 pm (PDT)

bollyhungama
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> Inbox full
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> Bas kar yaar, mera
pura inbox full ho gaya hai tere sms se..........
..
.
.
.
.
Ye prayas hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE "GANDHIGIRI" se
samjhane ka tarika.
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

A New Teacher Joins school

He Finds Two Boys Similar In Appearance.

Teacher asks - "kya TUM Judva ho.??

Boy-: jee nahi..Hum Padosi hain
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

BHAKT - Bhagwan mujhe wardan do ki mai marne ke bad phir zinda ho
sakun.

BANGWAN- Ye mere bas ki bat nahi hai putra, ye sirf Ekta Kapoor
kar sakti hai.
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Hum Zindagi Se Aas Kare Bhi To

Posted by: "bhagyashree pednekar" pednekarbhagyashree@yahoo.com   pednekarbhagyashree

Mon Mar 30, 2009 10:11 pm (PDT)

bollyhungama ( HEART BREAK & SAD SMS )
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Hum zindagi se aas kare bhi to
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Hum zindagi se aas kare bhi to kya kare,
Jab tum nahi ho paas, kare bhi to kya kare.
Aansu piye, sharaab piye, zeher bhi to pi liya,
Bujhti nahi hai pyaas, kare bhi to kya kare.
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Muskurate palko pe sanam chale aate hein,
Aap kya jaano kahan se hamare ghum aate hein,
Aaj bhi us mod par khade hein,
Jaha kisi ne kaha tha ke theron hum abhi aate hein.
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Thukra ke usne mujhko,
Kaha ki muskuraao!
Maine has diya,
Aakhir sawal uski khushi ka tha.
Maine khoya woh jo mera tha hi nahi,
Usne khoya wo jo sirf usi ka tha
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Is jahan me mohabbat kash na hoti,
To safar-e-zindagi me mithas na hoti!
Agar milti BEWAFA ko sazae maut,
To diwano ki kabre yu udas na hoti !!
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