Wednesday, May 19, 2010

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2618

Messages In This Digest (2 Messages)

1.
WHY SOME MEN HAVE DOGS AND NOT WIVES From: Sbusiso Martin
2.
We are born with only one heart From: Sbusiso Martin

Messages

1.

WHY SOME MEN HAVE DOGS AND NOT WIVES

Posted by: "Sbusiso Martin" sbusisomartin@yahoo.com   sbusisomartin

Tue May 18, 2010 10:40 am (PDT)





 
 
 
  
 
 
 
 
 
Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:
1.  The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
 
 
 
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
 
 
 
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
 
 
 
4. A dog's parents never visit.
 
 

 
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
 
 
 
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
 
 

 
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..
 
 

 
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
 
 

 
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
 
 
 

 
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
 
 

 
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
 
 

 
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
 
 

 
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
 
 

 
And last, but not least:
 
 
  14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
 
 
To test this theory:
Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who's happy to see you.

2.

We are born with only one heart

Posted by: "Sbusiso Martin" sbusisomartin@yahoo.com   sbusisomartin

Tue May 18, 2010 11:04 am (PDT)





 
We are born with only one heart

 
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We are born with two eyes in front
because we must not always look behind,
but see what lies ahead beyond ourselves.
 
We are born to have two ears
one left, one right
so we can hear both sides,
collect both the compliments and criticisms,
to see which are right.
 
We are born with a brain concealed in a skull
then no matter how poor we are,
we are still rich,
for no one can steal what our brain contains,
packing in more jewels and rings
than you can think.
 
We are born with two eyes, two ears,
but one mouth
for the mouth is a sharp weapon,
it can hurt, flirt, and kill.
Remember our motto:
talk less, listen and see more.
 
We are born with only one heart,
deep in our ribs it reminds us
to appreciate and give
love from deep within.

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Tuesday, May 18, 2010

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2617

Messages In This Digest (5 Messages)

1.
Dosti Teri Ham Ko Piari Hai.. From: Pradeep Sharma
2.
WO AIASA HOO From: Pradeep Sharma
3.
When i look in to your eyes From: Pradeep Sharma
4.
Your Love is always with me From: Pradeep Sharma
5.
THOUGHT OF THE DAY From: Pradeep Sharma

Messages

1.

Dosti Teri Ham Ko Piari Hai..

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com   pradeepsharma1969

Mon May 17, 2010 9:23 am (PDT)



Doosti teri ham ko piari he
Sari dunia se ye nirali he
Tu agar mangle ye jan mujh se
Hanske de den ge ye tumhari he
Tu mera dost kitna pyara he
Tere bin ab nhi gujara he
Pas ho dur chahe hota he
Tera har pal mujhe shara he
Zindagi jabbhi gam me dubi he
Isko tune dia shara he
Teri baton se aesa lag ta he
Tera khushio se kuch kinara he
Gam me duba he tera har pal qnu
Jab tujhe mila mera shara he
Tujh se ham ne kia ye wada he
Aakhri sans tak nibhayenge
Bas khuda se duwa ye mangi he
Teri khusho ko sirf manga he
Tujh ko mil jai teri shusha sab
Rab se har pal yhi manga he…
Aap ko kisi bhi tar han ki shayri chahiye btana
me usi tar han ki likh ne ki koshish karun gi

2.

WO AIASA HOO

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com   pradeepsharma1969

Mon May 17, 2010 9:27 am (PDT)



na wo farishta ho na farishtey jaisa ho mujhe talash hai uski jo mere jaisa ho  
mere khuloos ko pehchanta ho bas kafi hai wo koi bhi ho kahin bhi ho kaisa bhi ho  
agar kabhi rooth jaon main us se to muskura ke manaye wo aisa ho  
jo baat kare to wo nibha bhi sake iraadon mai apne wo chattano jaisa ho  
dukhon mai hasne ka hunar jaanta ho ek aisa humsafar jo samandar ki tarah gehra ho   uske pyar ki thandak ho mere liye aisi ke wo to bilkul aasmaan ke chand jaisa ho  
wo sirf mera ho jo nighaahon mai haya rakhta ho umar bhar sath chalne ko azam-e-wafa rakhta ho   jo khwaab dene ko qadir ho meri aankhon ko meri mohabbat ko pehchan sake wo aisa ho....  

3.

When i look in to your eyes

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com   pradeepsharma1969

Mon May 17, 2010 9:36 am (PDT)




When i look in to your eyes i see myself in you
When i look in to your eyes i see feel myself in you

Through the morning sunshine that sparkel so bright
Your always there to feel my heart just beside my side

What else i could wish for i see my world in your eyes
I want to kiss them and drink every drip that sparkel so bright

When I'm alone and think about your eyes I cry.
I keep thinking that one day i want to settle myself in your eyes

I know am not alone cause everytime i close my eyes
I see your smiling and caring in my eyes

4.

Your Love is always with me

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com   pradeepsharma1969

Mon May 17, 2010 9:39 am (PDT)



Your Love is always with me even when I sleep at Night
My dreams are filled with memories
Your touch burns deep inside me
Thoughts of feeling me with passion that no one else can see
Your Lips bring sweet desire & Magic in da Night
I feel u're kiss which leave me breathless with desire
I feel u're breath upon me and deep inside a fire
My hands against your Body
Searching every part of you
Touching deep inside your soul & finding mystery
Flames of fire reach out to me
Touching every part of u deep inside da ocean a mystery of delight
Twisting, Turning, Grains of sand caught in Waves of LOVE

5.

THOUGHT OF THE DAY

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com   pradeepsharma1969

Mon May 17, 2010 9:40 am (PDT)



Never think hard about the PAST,
It brings Tears.

Don't think more about the FUTURE,
It brings Fears,

Live this moment with SMILE
It brings Cheers...

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Monday, May 17, 2010

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2616

Messages In This Digest (5 Messages)

1.
Reverse Genesis From: Deepak Punjabi
2a.
Today Tonic From: Sonia Thomas
2b.
Today Tonic From: Sonia Thomas
2c.
Today Tonic From: Sonia Thomas
3.
Good ideas are not the monopoly of the educated..... From: pran mitra

Messages

1.

Reverse Genesis

Posted by: "Deepak Punjabi" indigoblue2005@yahoo.com   indigoblue2005

Sun May 16, 2010 7:54 am (PDT)





Reverse Genesis: Uncreation

In the beginning was the earth.And it was beautiful.

And man live upon the earth.

And man said: "Let us build skyscrapers and express ways."

And man said: It is good."

On the second day, man look up on the clear blue waters on the earth.

And man said: "Let us dump our sewage and waste into the waters."

And man did.

The waters became dark and murky.

And man said: "It is good."

On the third day,

Man gazed at the forest of the earth

And they were tall and green.

And man said: "Let us cut the trees and build things for ourselves."

And man did. And the forest grew thin.

And man said: "It is good."

On the fourth day,

Man saw animals leaping in the fields

And playing under the sun. And man said:

"Let us trap the animals for money

And shoot them for sport."

And man did. And the animals became scarce.

And man said: "It is good."

On the fifth day,

Man felt the cool breeze in his nostrils.

And man said: " Let us born our refuse and let the wind blow away the smoke and debris."

And man did. And the air became dense with smoke and carbon.

And man said: "It is good."

On the sixth day,

Man saw many kind of people on earth

And man feared and said: "Let us make bombs and missile sites in case misunderstanding arise."

And man did. And missile sites and bomb dumps checkered the landscape.

And man said: "It is good."

On the seventh day, man rested.

And the earth was quite and deathly still.

For man was no more.

And it was,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Bad!!!!!!!!!!!!

By an unknown high school teacher.

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2a.

Today Tonic

Posted by: "Sonia Thomas" sonia.thomas19@yahoo.com   sonia.thomas19

Sun May 16, 2010 8:06 am (PDT)



Bacha: Miss hamary ghar aaj bhai anay wala hay.Miss: wo kasay?Bacha: jab phichli bar ammi hospital main admit theen tu behan aae thi
Ab abu admit hain…

Son: Mom! Papa
Bohot shareef hain…Mom: Wo kesay?Son: Jab bhi kisi Larki ko dekhtay hain to…Foran 1 Aänkh bandh kär letay häin.
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Today Tonic

Posted by: "Sonia Thomas" sonia.thomas19@yahoo.com   sonia.thomas19

Sun May 16, 2010 8:10 am (PDT)



Sochta hun ke
ye doulat
ye larkian
ye bungle
ye gariyan
ye dunia bhar ke
aish.o.aram sb chor k kahi chala jaon
lekin phir sochta hun
PEHLE YE SUB MILE TO SAHI

Zindagi aik gift hay {QABOOL KIJYE}
Zindagi ek ehsaas hai {MEHSOOS KIJYE}
Zindagi ek dosti hai {DOSTI DIJIYE}
Zindagi ek dard hai {BANT LIJYE}
Zindagi ek MILAN hai {MUSKURA LIJIYE}
Zindagi ek Judai hai {SABAR KIJIYE}
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Today Tonic

Posted by: "Sonia Thomas" sonia.thomas19@yahoo.com   sonia.thomas19

Sun May 16, 2010 8:20 am (PDT)



AAP AYE BAHAR AI,
AAP AYE BAHAR AI,
AAP AYE BAHAR AI,
VARNA ANDER HI THI

Zindagi aik gift hay {QABOOL KIJYE}
Zindagi ek ehsaas hai {MEHSOOS KIJYE}
Zindagi ek dosti hai {DOSTI DIJIYE}
Zindagi ek dard hai {BANT LIJYE}
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Zindagi ek Judai hai {SABAR KIJIYE}
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Good ideas are not the monopoly of the educated.....

Posted by: "pran mitra" liberalpran@yahoo.co.in   liberalpran

Sun May 16, 2010 8:15 am (PDT)





  

Good ideas are not the monopoly of the educated

A lady bought some bathing soaps from a shop. When she opened one of the packets, she found that it was empty. There was no soap in there; it was just an empty wrapper! She lodged a complaint against the manufacturer and got her claim. That being settled, there was a task before the management of the soap factory. How had this happened? How could they ensure that the incident did not occur again? They had suffered enough bad publicity besides having to pay the compensation to the lady.

After a detailed investigation, it was discovered, that during the process of wrapping, it so happened that inevitably, one or two wrappers did get through, having no bar of soap in them! There was no way to make out the difference between a full wrapper and an empty one. The process of handling each one separately for this purpose seemed to be very cumbersome. So, the technical head was given the job of devising a method to overcome the problem. The man prepared a detailed report and proposed the setting up of a computer based system that would weigh and scan each bar, for the empty packs would not get detected by a normal x-ray machine. He proposed an expenditure of a large amount to put this system into place.

The management heard him out and passed the order to release the funds and to buy the machinery that he had proposed. An uneducated worker said, "Excuse me Sir, for my impertinence, but I have a solution that shall cost a fraction of what you are planning to go in for."

The management hesitated initially. But eventually they heard him out and agreed to try out his proposal. The next day, the worker brought a strong industrial fan. He put it at an angle near the conveyor belt on which the packed soap bars were coming through and switched it on. The few empty wrappers that came through got blown off by the fan! The rest of them went past easily.

A simple solution, for a complex problem! This goes to prove that ideas are not the monopoly of the educated.

 

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