Thursday, May 30, 2013

[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3253

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Digest #3253
1a
Prishi Pari Ke Pyar Bhare SmS by "Prishi Pari" prishipari

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Wed May 29, 2013 10:17 pm (PDT) . Posted by:

"Prishi Pari" prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Pyar Bhare SmS
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Choti si baat par naraj mat hona,
Bhul ho jaye to maf kar dena,
Naraj tab hona jab hum rishta tod denge,
Kyu ki aisa tab hoga jab hum duniya chod denge.
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Soch K Use Muskurate He Hum
Dil Ko Kahani Uski Sunate He Hum
Jab B Yaad Karte He Use
Sari Duniya Ko BhUl Jate He Hum.

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Aap Aate Ho Ankho Me Chand Sitare Lekr
Jane Kaha Gye Khwab Hmare Lekr
Kitne Hi Dur Chale Jao Hmse Lekin
WaQt Ayga Apko Pas Hmare Lekar.
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Aapki judai bhi humein pyar karti hai.
Aapki yaad bahut bekrar karti hai.
Jaate jaate kahin bhi mulakat ho jaye aapse,
Talash aapko yeh nazar bar bar karti hai…
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Aap khubsurat hain itne,
ke har shakhs ki zuban par aap hi ka tarana hai,
hum nacheez to kahan kisi ke kaabil,
aur aapka to khuda bhi diwana hai.
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Hotho pe dil ke tarane nahi aate,
Sahil pe samundar ke fasane nahi aate,
Neend me bhi khul uthte hai palkein,
Aankhon ko khwab chupane nahi aate
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Thanking u
Aap ki friend

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Wednesday, May 29, 2013

[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3252

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Digest #3252
1a
Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS by "Prishi Pari" prishipari
1b
Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS by "Prishi Pari" prishipari
1c
Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS by "Prishi Pari" prishipari
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Naa janee tumpee itnaa yaaqeen kyuu haay by "Prishi Pari" prishipari
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Jisse Chahaa Kaassh Woo Humaraa Hotaa by "Prishi Pari" prishipari

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Tue May 28, 2013 10:58 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Prishi Pari" prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/>
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Ab Agar Tum Logo Ka Msg Nahi Aaya To
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Bhagwan Wala Msg Bhej Dunga.
.
Phir Bhejte Rahna 21 Ya 51 Logo Ko..
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Nepali : Saab Ye Shaam Singh Ka
Mobile Kaha Milega
Salesman : Pata Nahi
Nepali : Saab Ji Tv Me Ad To,
Isi Dukan Ka Hai.
Salesman : Abey Ye Sham Singh Nahi,
Samsung Hai <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Breaking News:
Ek Bacche Ne Idea Cellular Ki
Advertisement Dekh Kar
Apne Parents Ka Mobile
Inter-change Kar Diya.
Next Week They Got Divorced... ;).
Now New Punch Line :-
Idea Can Not Only
Change Your Life It Also
Help You To Change Your Wife.
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Love Inspire Mallice Fallice Envy Envy.
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Niche Toh Aise Dekh Rhe Hai,
Jaise Upar Ka Sab Samaj Me Aagaya Hai.
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Bhoot Ka Beta Apni Maa Se ..
Beta:Maa Meri Sakal Kitni Darawani H.
Maa:Beta Teri To Kuch bhi Nahi Uski
Dekh Jo Ye Padh Rhe H... <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Boy To Jyotishi..

Boy:-Meri Koi GirlFriend Nahi Ban Rahi hai..?
Jyotishi:-Kaise Banegi Bhai..??
KUNDLI Me SUKH HI SUKH Likha hai...
Mauj Kar:);-):-O <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Tue May 28, 2013 11:28 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Prishi Pari" prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/>
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Sweet insult!!
Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha
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apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho
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kya?
Ladka : ji bhabhiji. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Rikshawala: 50
Sardar: 20 lelo
Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega
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2 boys with Sardar where going on a Motor cycle.
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen
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bhete hai tu kaha bethega…!
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Sardar: Oye tu har message <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
Do dafa q karta hay?
2nd Sardar: Taa k tu aik Forward
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kar de to doosra tere pas rahay!
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School mein Master ji ne chote santa se poocha:
Jisme koyi kami nahi usko kya kehte hai.?
aur jawab aayi:
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Kami- na <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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1 Over me Kitne Balls Peke Jate hai
Kya apne kaha 6?
Galat jawab
1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he
Bade aye!
Cricket k shokeeeen! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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Tue May 28, 2013 11:39 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Prishi Pari" prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/>
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Teacher-Un do kings ka naam batao
jinhone duniya ke logo ko nayi raah pe chalaya

Santa confidently answered- Sir

1-SMOKING
2-DRINKING.......
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Biology Sir: Can U Tell Me Exactly
Where Iz Ur Heart?
(All Boys Shouted Loudly)
!
!
In Girls Hostel !!!
Teacher smiled And said very slowly: Mera Bhi

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Santa train me ek seat par akela leta tha
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Ek aadmi aaya aur bola:"bhai thoda
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side me ho jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai
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Santa:"tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu..??
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. Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baith gaya
phir ek pahalwan aaya aur bola:"side
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me ho ja chotu mujhe baithna hai
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Santa:"abe oye tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu
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Pahalwan ne santa ki gardan pakad k
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utha liya aur bola:"haanbol tu kaun hai..??
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Santa:"ji mai " Bimaar " hu.. 2 din se tezz bukhar hai...
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Classic Insult !!
Lecture Was Going On..
Suddenly A Boy Went Out Of The Class.
Lecturer : Ye Bahar Kyn Chala Gaya?
His Friend : Sir Usko Neend Mein
Chalne Ki Aadat Hai
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Boyfrnd ne chupke se GF k purse se mobile nikala,
ye dekhne k liye k mera no. kis name se save hai
Honey/Darling/My Love
He was shoked 2 see d name
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RECHARGE WALE BHAIYA...
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After marriage:
1st 3 years ------perfumes,
flowers,chocolate, strawberry, grapes....
After 3 yrs-------baby powder,
johnsons cream & lotions, baby oils
after 15yrs-------zandubalm, vicks, iodex, Moov Spray
after 40 yrs------- agarbatti
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Aap ki friend

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Tue May 28, 2013 11:17 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Prishi Pari" prishipari

Naa janee tumpee itnaa yaaqeen kyuu haay
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