Wednesday, September 30, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2428

Messages In This Digest (16 Messages)

1.
( cool sms ) pyar me dard bhi miley From: Tasty_Tamanna
2a.
Liu Bolin...invisible man...amazing! From: amol20f
3.
USE KYA FARK PADTA HE From: Lalit Kumar Gautam
4.
Jokes ke jalse... From: Sailee
5.
Good Morning... Have a cool Tuesday... From: Aseem Kaistha
6.
YAD Aati.... Dil Se... From: Avi Vaghasiya
7.
:( Good story ) Wedding Passbook From: Pyari Premila
8a.
WISE WORDS SMS ENJOY LIFE (05/09/09) From: Mahesh Popat
8b.
WISE WORDS SMS ENJOY LIFE (05/09/09) From: Mahesh Popat
8c.
WISE WORDS SMS ENJOY LIFE (05/09/09) From: Mahesh Popat
9.
60 Things From: Pradeep Sharma
10.
Some Nice Quotes From: Pradeep Sharma
11.
"somebody you Love" and "somebody you Like" From: Pradeep Sharma
12.
Good Morning... Have a smiling Wednesday... From: Aseem Kaistha
13a.
Good Morning.. From: Subodh Bhosale
14.
I love rain........ From: Solo Cool

Messages

1.

( cool sms ) pyar me dard bhi miley

Posted by: "Tasty_Tamanna" tamanna.s86@gmail.com   tamanna_ssweet

Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:58 am (PDT)



pyar me dard bhi miley
2a.

Liu Bolin...invisible man...amazing!

Posted by: "amol20f" amolmaya@yahoo.com   amolmaya

Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:09 am (PDT)




Liu Bolin...invisible man...amazing!

This guy paints himself, no kidding,
no trick photography he just paints himself...
Check the last two pics...they are amazing...

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3.

USE KYA FARK PADTA HE

Posted by: "Lalit Kumar Gautam" lalitkumargautam52@yahoo.com   lalitkumargautam52

Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:10 am (PDT)



USE KYA FARK PADTA HE
4.

Jokes ke jalse...

Posted by: "Sailee" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in   shaiprajapati

Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:11 am (PDT)



Jokes hi Jokes......
5.

Good Morning... Have a cool Tuesday...

Posted by: "Aseem Kaistha" vkaisthaa2002@yahoo.com   vkaisthaa2002

Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:22 am (PDT)



Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Good Morning... Have a cool Tuesday...
6.

YAD Aati.... Dil Se...

Posted by: "Avi Vaghasiya" avivaghasiya@yahoo.com   avivaghasiya

Tue Sep 29, 2009 6:51 am (PDT)



Koi Sham aati hai teri
YAD lekar.
Koi Sham Jati hay teri
YAD dekar.
Mujhe to intezaar hay us
Sham ka.
Jo Aaye Tujhe Sath Lekar!!
 
 
Agar tapakta Ashkon ki jagah Lahoo aankhon se…
Koi kisi ko phir shayed hi rulaata…
Dil ke tootne ki hoti jo Awaaz…
Too tumhein mere dard ka andaza ho paata…
Yaadein jo na aati yun khamoshi se chupke chupke…
To mere ghar ki Rounaq hoti teri mehfil se bhi zyada…
Na hota agar chaand mein daag…
Teri khubsoorti ka mujhe tod mil jata…
Agar karta na koi kisi se be-wafaai…
To shayron mein mera naam kahan se aata… 

 
Neend jub mujhey aaghosh main laiti hay,
Aapka chehra nigahoon mein bus jaata hay,
ek dum say meri aankh khul jaati hay,
Dil se bay sakhta yeh awaaz aati hay,
.
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"AMMI BHOOT"

 Avi Dil Se...
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7.

:( Good story ) Wedding Passbook

Posted by: "Pyari Premila" innocent.peacock@gmail.com   black.peacock

Tue Sep 29, 2009 7:03 am (PDT)



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Monica married Nick this day. At the end of the wedding party, Monica's
mother gave her a newly opened bank saving passbook with Rs.1000 deposit
amount.

Mother: 'Monica, take this passbook. Keep it as a record of your marriage
life. When there's something happy and memorable happened in your new life,
put some money in. Write down what it's about next to the line. The more
memorable the event is, the more money you can put in. I've done the first
one for you today. Do the others with Nick.

When you look back after years, you can know how much happiness you've had.'

Monica shared this with Nick when getting home. They both thought it was a
great idea and were anxious to know when the second deposit can be made.
This was what they did after certain time:

* 7 Feb: Rs.100, first birthday celebration for Nick after marriage
* 1 Mar: Rs.300, salary raise for Monica
* 20 Mar: Rs.200, vacation trip to Bali
* 15 Apr: Rs.2000, Monica got pregnant
* 1 Jun: Rs.1000, Nick got promoted
* ..... And so on...

However, after years, they started fighting and arguing for trivial things.
They didn't talk much. They regretted that they had married the nastiest
people in the world.... No more love...Kind of typical nowadays, huh?

One day Monica talked to her Mother: 'Mom, we can't stand it anymore. We
agree to divorce. I can't imagine how I decided to marry this guy!!!"

Mother: 'Sure, girl, that's no big deal. Just do whatever you want if you
really can't stand it. But before that, do one thing first.

Remember the saving passbook I gave you on your wedding day? Take out all
money and spend it first. You shouldn't keep any record of such a poor
marriage.'

Monica thought it was true. So she went to the bank, waiting at the queue
and planning to cancel the account. While she was waiting, she took a look
at the passbook record. She looked, and looked, and looked. Then the memory
of all the previous joy and happiness just came up her mind. Her eyes were
then filled with tears. She left and went home.

When she was home, she handed the passbook to Nick, asked him to spend the
money before getting divorce.

The next day, Nick gave the passbook back to Monica. She found a new deposit
of Rs.5000. And a line next to the record: 'This is the day I notice how
much I've loved you thru out all these years. How much happiness you've
brought me.'

They hugged and cried, putting the passbook back to the safe. Do you know
how much money they had saved when they retired? I did not ask. I believe
the money did not matter any more after they had gone thru all the good
years in their life.

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8a.

WISE WORDS SMS ENJOY LIFE (05/09/09)

Posted by: "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com   mahesh_popat@ymail.com

Tue Sep 29, 2009 7:13 am (PDT)



 
Wise SMS
 
"If the loser keeps his smile
>…TOdaYs ThOUghT…<
"If the loser keeps his smile,
The winner will lose the thrill of victory…..!¡
"Relationship is like a Book
"Relationship is like a Book,
it may take few seconds to burn but years to Write.
Write it Carefully nd Never let it burn"!Have a pleasant life
 
Life is small,live it
Life is small,live it!
Troubles are momentary, face it!
Memories are sweet, cherish it!
You are good i agree and
I am too good,  Accept it…. ;~)
 
Dunya me 7 kaam aasan hain 0r mushkil b
Dunya me
7 kaam aasan hain
0r mushkil b
1
DOSTI karna
aasan
NIBHANA mushkil
2
PYAR karna
aasan
PANA mushkil
3
BHAROSA torna
aasan
KARNA mushkil
4
YAAD karna
aasan
BHULNA mushkil
5
JHOOT bolna
aasan
SACH sunna
mushkil
6
KISI ko rolana
aasan
HASANA mushkil
7
Kisi k bagair
MARNA aasan
JENA mushkil….
 
Little fish ask her mom
Little fish ask her mom: why we can not live on earth?
Mother said: oh my innocent kid, earth is made for "selfish" not for "Fish"…….
 
Always Learn The Wisdom
Always
Learn
The Wisdom
Of Compromise,
Because
Its Better
To Bend
A little
Rather than
To break
Any Relation
Forever !
 
Tajurba Insaan Ko Ghalat Faisla Se Bachata Hai
:::Golden Words:::
"Tajurba Insaan Ko Ghalat Faisla Se Bachata Hai…
Magar…
Tajurba Galat Faisle Hi Se Hasil Hota Hai…

8b.

WISE WORDS SMS ENJOY LIFE (05/09/09)

Posted by: "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com   mahesh_popat@ymail.com

Tue Sep 29, 2009 7:20 am (PDT)



Yara hum ko 1 hatora or keel chahiye computer k liye!
Pathan:Yara hum ko 1 hatora or keel chahiye computer k liye!
Shopkeepr: Par computer mei inka kya kaam?
Pthan: Oye yara hum ko computer mei Window lagana hai.
Wenevr u feel urself in da sea of tears
Wenevr u feel urself in da sea of tears,
Worries,
Tensions
Just go nd say ur prayer
Den bow urself b4 HIM
Close ur eyes
Now universe is much more bright
U wil feel better
Tell HIM everything wid tears
Don't hide anything HE knows the hearts
U must feel HE is listening to u
As sincere friend
HE wil show u right way
HE wil solve ur problems
Because
HE is the most merciful
HE is the most beneficient
HE is Lord of lord
HE is our greatest
ALLAH……
Do Pray for Me……..
 
We live in dreams but dreams may die
We live in dreams but dreams may die
Don't get shattered n never ever cry
The world is big n has lots to give
Pick a new dream n start to live~^
Good Morning
Sirf aik bar he msg ko parh kr answer do
Sirf aik bar he msg ko parh kr last mein diye gaye question ka answer dein…
Yaad rahay msg sirf aik baar parhna hai itz a challenge
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Mera Sawaal ye ha k LoTay ko english main kia kehte hain
 
Admi Sham ko roza khol ke peer ke pas gya
Ek admi rozay nhi rakhta tha.
Us k peer ne kaha tum roza rakho main wada kerta hoon roz tumhari ek Duaa qabul hogi.
Us ne roza rakha.
Sara din bari mushkil se guzara.
Sham ko roza khol ke peer ke pas chala gaya.
Peer ne kaha mango kya mangte ho?
Woh bola peer sb subah EID kerwa do.
 
Ufone Pesh krta hai 12 aaney package apney
"Ufone"
Pesh krta hai 12 aaney package apney
un "Jazz" sarfeen k liye
jinho ne 1st June 2009 se
apni "Telenor" SIM istimal nahi ki
Abhi "Warid" ka 100 wala card charge kro or
" §ub Keh Do."
Mazeed Maaloomat k liye apne PTCL se dial karain 0900-78601
Ye Θffer Mehmood ki ßiwi ki iddat tak hai
 
Greatness of Mother
"MAA"
AAp(S.A.W.W)na Frmaya
"kash meri maa Zinda hoti aur main Farz namaz ada kr raha hota meri Maa ki awaz ati
(MUHAMMAD)
To main Farz namaz torr k kehta
"G MAA".
Friends plz respect ur mother and always obey her bcause maa kay pairon talay janat hai.

8c.

WISE WORDS SMS ENJOY LIFE (05/09/09)

Posted by: "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com   mahesh_popat@ymail.com

Tue Sep 29, 2009 7:22 am (PDT)



 
Wise SMS
 
kamyabi or nakami
Kabi Kamyabi Ko Dimagh
Or
Nakami Ko DiL May Jga Na Do,
Q K Kamyabi Dimagh May Takabur
Or
Nakami DiL May Mayusi Peda Kr Deti Ha.
makes no mistakes
The man who makes no mistakes
does not usually make anything.
seen by others
Attitude is like posing for pictures.
We pose the way,
we want to be seen by others.
But stolen shots are better.
They capture who we really are.
Don't make relations
Don't make relations
before understanding
&
Don't  break relations
after misunderstanding!
Best to Yourself
Forget Your Own Happiness,
By Trying to Create a Little Happiness,
for the Others.
REMEMBER!
When You are Good to Others
You are Best to Yourself.
No one will manufacture a LOCK without KEY
No one will manufacture a LOCK without KEY.
Similarly
ALLAH Does not give Problems without Solutions.
So
Defeat Your Problms with Great Confidence in ALLAH.
 
7) Don't think, it may spraing your brain
1) Any similarity between you & a human is purely coincidental.
2) Are you always so stupid OR is today a special occasion.?.?
3) I would like to kick you in teeth, but why should I improve your looks.?.?
4) Brains are not everything. Infact in your case they are nothing.
5) Keep talking. Someday you will say something [...]

9.

60 Things

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com   pradeepsharma1969

Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:55 pm (PDT)



60 Things nice to .....
10.

Some Nice Quotes

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com   pradeepsharma1969

Tue Sep 29, 2009 8:59 pm (PDT)



Some Nice Quotes
11.

"somebody you Love" and "somebody you Like"

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com   pradeepsharma1969

Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:05 pm (PDT)



"somebody you Love" and "somebody you Like"
12.

Good Morning... Have a smiling Wednesday...

Posted by: "Aseem Kaistha" vkaisthaa2002@yahoo.com   vkaisthaa2002

Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:15 pm (PDT)



Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Good Morning... Have a smiling Wednesday...
13a.

Good Morning..

Posted by: "Subodh Bhosale" subodh.bhosale@yahoo.com   subodh.bhosale

Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:18 pm (PDT)



Good Morning.....................
14.

I love rain........

Posted by: "Solo Cool" solo4ucool@yahoo.in   solo4ucool

Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:20 pm (PDT)



I love rain........
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Tuesday, September 29, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2427

Messages In This Digest (6 Messages)

1.
Some Health TIPS... From: ~* ~ Rajesh ~*~
2.
Speed Up the Start Menu in Windows XP From: ~* ~ Rajesh ~*~
3.
Tera Naam Likha Tha Maine  Dil Se... From: Avi Vaghasiya
4.
Puzzle dtd. 05.09.2009 From: ~* ~ Rajesh ~*~
5.
mehendi-DILDARIAN From: chayan jain
6.
Liu Bolin...invisible man...amazing! From: Shahid Shagufta

Messages

1.

Some Health TIPS...

Posted by: "~* ~ Rajesh ~*~" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Mon Sep 28, 2009 8:37 am (PDT)



To avoid diseases like hepatitis and Typhoid, eat 5 basil leaves everyday. For tooth ache, keep a clove on the affected area. You will get a great relief from menstrual pain , if you have a gooseberry daily. Boil the leaf of Malabar nut, squeeze its juice and add egg white. It subsides cough. Eat the powder of dried ginger and cumin with sugar for relief from cough. Have the mixture of mustard paste and honey for good relief from cough. For a good relief from cough, mix equal quantities of basil juice, honey and ajwain juice and drink on an empty stomach. Chew some cumin and sugar for relief from stomach pain. Have a mixture of lemon juice and honey when you are suffering from cold. If you have bad breath, drink at least five glasses of water in the morning. Stop nose bleeds by putting a few drops of pomegranate juice into your nostrils. For nagging cough and chest congestion, boil 3 cups of water with 2 fresh betel leaves and 4 crushed peppercorns, till
the water is reduced to half. Strain and drink every morning and night with a teaspoon of honey. For relief from toothache.. Take two basil leaves, a grain of salt and a pinch of pepper powder and press against the affected tooth. For minor rashes on the skin.. add few basil leaves in your bathing water before you bathe. For fever and cough of children, give some honey mixed with water. The juice of carrot and tomato, mixed with a little honey is good tonic for children. A teaspoon of the powdered pomegranate skin taken with water early in the morning will not only purify the blood but also will serve as a good de- worming agent Chewing raw guava leaves is an excellent quick fix for diarrhoea If you are suffering from acidity, drink a glass of water with a piece of jaggery dissolved in it, after meals. Drink basil water everyday, it helps in keeping throat infection and cough at bay.
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2.

Speed Up the Start Menu in Windows XP

Posted by: "~* ~ Rajesh ~*~" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Mon Sep 28, 2009 8:45 am (PDT)




Speed Up the Start Menu in Windows XP

The Start Menu take a quite a while to display the list of programs installed. In order to get Windows XP to display the list faster, you will have to edit some registry settings. Remember to back up your regitry before making any changes.

To speed up, goto Start > Run and type regedit. This will open the registry window. Then navigate to the following key: HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Control Panel\Desktop. Scroll down in the Right panel and double click on "menushowdelay". In the Value Data box, change the default value for the menu speed from 400 to a lesser number, such as 1 or even 0. Click OK You should now find a significant increase in the startmenu speed.

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3.

Tera Naam Likha Tha Maine  Dil Se...

Posted by: "Avi Vaghasiya" avivaghasiya@yahoo.com   avivaghasiya

Mon Sep 28, 2009 8:55 am (PDT)



Saahil Ki Ret Par Ek Baar Tera Naam Likha Tha Maine

Tanhai Ke Un Palon Mein Tujhe Hi Yaad Kiya Tha Maine

Saagar Ki Maujon Ne Tera Naam To Mita Diya Par

Na Mit Saka Woh Naam Jo Dil Pe Likha Tha Maine
 
 
 
 
Us Ne Door Rehnay Ka Mashwara B Likha Ha,
Saat He Mohabbat Ka Wasta B Likha Ha.

Us Ne Yeh B Likha Ha Meray Ghar Nehn AAna,

Or saaf Lafzon Me Rasta B Likha Ha

 
Jai Vinayakar
>.....(!)....
>@(. = .)@
>..() `,jj ()..
>( )( /. )( )
>Avinash Vaghasiya
>Avi Dil Se...

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4.

Puzzle dtd. 05.09.2009

Posted by: "~* ~ Rajesh ~*~" verygood101@yahoo.com   verygood101

Mon Sep 28, 2009 8:59 am (PDT)




A shop is selling candies at Rs. 1 for each candy,
plus it is giving a free candy for 3 empty candy wrappers.
.
You have Rs. 15.
.
How many candies can you buy..?

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Answer:
22.
 
When u return the 15 wrappers
u get 5 more candies.
Return 3 more wrappers from the 5 new candies
to get 1 more candy.
Add this with the 2 candies left earlier.

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mehendi-DILDARIAN

Posted by: "chayan jain" chayanjain8@yahoo.in   chayanjain8

Mon Sep 28, 2009 11:19 am (PDT)



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Liu Bolin...invisible man...amazing!

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Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:17 am (PDT)



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