Tuesday, October 29, 2013

[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3313

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Mon Oct 28, 2013 11:20 am (PDT) . Posted by:

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Santa :jab mai mar jau to samne wali
family ko zrur bulana
banta:kyo??
santa:yaar us family ladies murde se lipt
lipt ke roti hai.. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Papa: Result ka kya hua ??
.
Child: 1 Gud news hai aur 1
Bad news.
.
Papa: Phele gud news batao.
.
Child: Mai pass ho gaya.
Papa: Great, aur bad news ??
.
.
.
Child: Gud news galat
hai..


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Insaan sub se zada Mafi kis k samane mangta hai ?? Guess ' guess ! ! Bihkari k samne " Maaf karo Baba" http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Principal: What do you want to become in future ? . . . Student: After studying MBBS, want to Join Police force and get a good Job in good software company, and work as a lawyer and construct big buildings also conduct reserch and become actor. . . Principal: Hey whats your name? . . Student: Rajnikanth http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Q: Ldkiyo me aur Pepsi me kya Simlarty h? . . Briliant answr by Papu: Both r cool, sweet, Sab pasand krte hai . aur . Most imprtant similarity is . Dimag wali jgah DHAKAN hai. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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"1 liter petrol aur 1 bottle bear ka rate same ho gaya hai . . . . . 'Jaani'....... . . . . . Faisla tera hai..... "Jh0om lay Ya"Gh0om leE.. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Sunday, October 27, 2013

[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3312

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Sat Oct 26, 2013 12:02 pm (PDT) . Posted by:

prishipari

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At Border Indian officer shouts
at Pakistani Spy,"Goli"; Mar
dunga..
.
.
Pak Spy replies:"Goli" se darr
nahi lagta sahab,"Kohli" se lagta
hai.. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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The Fast and Furious Childhood Moment.....
.
When Guests Go Out Of The
House..
&
U run Like A 'ROCKET' To Eat The
Things That was Served 4
Them


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one night a boy helped an unknown http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
aunty to reach her home aunty:- beta rat bahout hogayi he, http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
yahin soojao, Bittu ke room me. boy:- nahi aunty may hall me soo jayonga. Next morninhg a beautyful girl comes with a cup of coffee. Boy:- aap koun? Girl:- may bittu. aur aap? Boy:- may Gadha,Kutta,Ullo ka patha... jay! http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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TV reporter ne ek zakhmi se pucha: Jab bomb gira to kya wo jor se achanak gira? . . Zakhmi gusse me: Nahi,wo mere paas aya aur sharma k bola http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Girl:Is Dress Ka Kya Price Hai.....?? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 Kiss, Girl: Aur us dress ka......?? Shopkeepr: Sirf 10 Kiss, . . Girl: Dono Dress Pack Kar Do,BiLL Daadi Degi..!... girl Rockz... Shopkeeper shock. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Pappu baar baar apna facebook ka Password bhool jata tha. . Usne socha mein facebook ka http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
pasword kya rakhu jo kabhi na bhoolu.. . Usne password rakha "INCORRECT" . . Ab jab bhi wo galat password enter karta Computer usey khud bata deta Ur password is "Incorrect " Pappu Rocked, Facebook Shocked http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Sat Oct 26, 2013 12:05 pm (PDT) . Posted by:

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Ek aalu ne Bhindi k number pe
I love u ka msg bheja,
Bhindi ne usko phone kar ke
Bura bhala kaha aur boli,,
Shut up,, Tum itne mote aur main
Slim and Smart... Aalu ko bahut dukh hua aur Uss
ne phir itni
sabziyan phasayin
ki Aaj aap dekh skte ho,
Aalu-ghobi, Aalu- bengan,
Aalu-gajar, Aalu-palak,
Aalu-matar,
Aur Bindhi us din se
Aaj tak akeli hai.!! MORAL ::::: MAT KAR ITNA GUROOR
SURAT PAR
AE HASEENA. TERI SURAT PE NaHI HuM TO
TERI SAaDGI PE MaRTE HAI.

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Dhoni is 29 yrs n Sakshi is 21 yrs
.
.
bt stil Dhoni says we were
school friends Stupid
10th me 1st std ki ladki pe line marta tha


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My Girlfriend Asked Me FB Or Me ? . . . . . . Sometimes I Really Miss Her http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Ek Ladki Ne Chote Baby Ki Gall Pe Kiss Ki... Girl-Oh Sorry Tumare Gall Pe Lipstick Lag Gai .... Baby- Kush Achaa Karne Se Agar Daag http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
Lagte He To Daag Achee Hain.....!!! http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Ek Light Bulb Ko Badalne Ke Liye 5 Ladkiyo Ki Jarurat Padti Hai Kaise? Simple, Ek Ladki Bulb Change Karegi Aur Baki Ki 4: Hey Bhagwan Araam Se Chad Switch To ON Nahi Hai Na Dhayan Se Kahin Gir Na Jayiyo Kisi Aur Ko Hi Bula Lete..! http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Upparwale ki Leela toh dekho. . . Sharab bechne wale ko . . kahin nahi jana padhta hai.. . . LEKIN . Doodh bechne wale ko . . gali gali jana padta hai.... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Wednesday, October 23, 2013

[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3311

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Tue Oct 22, 2013 12:15 pm (PDT) . Posted by:

prishipari

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If Pepsodent toothpaste kills 99.9% of germs,
what does Pepsodent Sensitive do ?;) . . . It kills 99.9% of germs, http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
without hurting their feelings! http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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English Class Kid:"
Me sleep with Dad last night
.
.
.
Madam (correcting):" No beta,
I slept with dad last night

.
.
Kid:" Aap mere sone ke baad aayi hongi


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Classical Insult.. . . Ek Ladka Scooty par ja raha tha.. Scooty ka tyre Bhains k gobar k beech meinse guzer gya.., . . Qareeb kuch ladkiya khadi thi.. Unho ney taliyan baja k kaha:" Happy Birthdayto U..." . Ladka ruka or bola:" Wish karney se kaam nahi chaley ga...." . . "Cake to khana hi padega.. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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ONE OF THE CUTEST MEMORY OF SCHOOL DAYS, . WE:MAY I GO TO DRINK WATER? MAM:YES... . FRNDS:OYE MERI BHI BOTTLE LE JA. MERI BHI BOTTLE LE JA. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Maruti 800 ki nilami ho rhi thi. Boli lagi ...... 15 lakh 20 lakh 40 lakh Husband: Is khataare Gadi me aisa kya hai? Seller: Iske 23 accident hue hai, har bar sirf biwi mari hai. Husband: iski maa ka.......80 lakh http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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1 medical student ne apni classmet ko khoon se love-letter likh kar diya, aur kaha- mujhe iska jawab jarur dena . Ladki - Tumhara blood groupB+ hai & http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
calcium ki kami hai. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Tue Oct 22, 2013 12:33 pm (PDT) . Posted by:

prishipari

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Traffic police chalan book nikaal ke bola:
'Naam bol......?
Ladka: Galti ho gaya Sir.
.
.
Police: Naam Bol .
.
.
Ladka: Sorry sir Iss baar jane do dobara nahi hoga
Police: Naam bol :@
Ladka:"Trikulavattyy Thekkeparambli
Venkateshwara Swami" Police (book band karke): "chal nikal beta! http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
Agli baar gaadi dhire chalana http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Bhikhari propose to a Girl....

DO YOU LOVE ME?

Girl- Shakal dekhi he apni, isse
acha to me suicide kerlu ...
Bhikhari- Kambaqt mar jaegi per
kisi garib k kam nahi ayegi...


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BULLET wala ACTIVA wali se:- kabhi bullet chalai hai?? Girl tez krke aage nikal gai. Boy barabar me aakr... Kabhi bullet chalai hai?? . . . Girl slow ho gayi. Aage jakar boy ka accident ho gaya. Girl:- Or chala le bullet.. Boy:- Bandariya yahi to puch raha tha http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
chalai hai toh bata de break kaise lagte hai... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wifes Asking How Was The Trip. All Of Them Gave A Same Reply... "Which Trip ?" http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Air Hostess: Kya lenge? Ismail Bhai: Chiken tikka, boti kabab, http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
biryani, fish fry, kheer, ice cream and pan Air hostess - Sir aap plane mein aye http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
hai aap k abba k reception me nahi.. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Teacher: What is half of 8?? Rajnikant: 4 . . . . Engineer: Depend karta hai..... horizontally aadha karo to'0' Aur vertically kaato toh'3'. Rajnikant shocked…… Engineer rocked. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Wednesday, October 16, 2013

[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3310

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Tue Oct 15, 2013 11:28 am (PDT) . Posted by:

prishipari

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Chota baby:mumy rat ko jb me susu
krne gya to bthrom ka drwaza http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
kholte hi light apne ap hi jl gai
.
.
.
Mumy:Hrmkhor tu aj Firr freez m susu kr aya

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MASTERji to Pappu-
Koi Ashiqi wala Sher Sunao
.
Pappu- MOTA MaRTA MOTI PE,
BHUKHA MRTA ROTI PE.
.
MASTER JI KI 2 BETIYAAN
.
Par Mai Marta Chhoti pe.


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Sochiye physics kitni eassy hota
=
agr
=
agr
=
agr
=
agr
=
Apple ki jagah ped gira hota
=
aur newton wahi nipat gaya hota.

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Girlfriend: Baby I heard u failed in English, how is it possible??

Boy Friend: Who TELLED U??

Girl Friend: Bas Rehne De,
Main Samajh Gayi. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Ek marwadi KBC me pahuch gaya...
Amitabh: bataiye petrol ki rate kya hai?
A: 72 B:73 C:74 D:75
Marwadi: A 72 Rs per liter
Amitabh: Lock kar du???
Marwadi: jaldi kar do warna galat ho jayega.

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Dad: Give me ur Mobile for a Minute..
Son: Wyt dad, Let me Switch it on. Gf
Pic delete, Gals
Number list delete, Phne call Received
delete,
. Delete,
. Delete,
. Delete,
Memory Card Format..
Son: Here it is.
Dad: Thanx I Just want to see the time.
Son- Daaaaad :( http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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