Monday, September 30, 2013

[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3303

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Digest #3303

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Sun Sep 29, 2013 11:53 am (PDT) . Posted by:

prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Pyar Bhare SmS
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Mohabbat Bhi To Ek Tarah Ki Siyasat Hoti Hai

Jeet Gaye To Badshahi Haar
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Gaye To "Qaid - e - Tanhai"
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Ho Jo Mumkin To Apna Bana Lo Tum,
Meri Tanhai Gawah Hai,
Mera Apna koi Nahi…
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Jin Siddato Se Koshish Kar Raha Hu
Ab Main Tumhe Bhulane Ke

Kabhi Bahut Dil Se Dua Manga Karta Tha
Tumhe Apna Banane Ki
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Tum jab b milo toh nazrein utha kar mila karo
Mujhe pasand hai ....!!!
tumhari ankhao me apna chehra dekhna..
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Teri yaad me jaagTa raha na aai na koi
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spnaa aaya kyon Hota hai pyar pehale
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khusi fir gam kyo mail
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ta hai sache pyar ko,
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IShq Jis MukaaM Pe Hai Wahan koi Naiiii

Terey Baghir Mien Naiii,
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Mere Baghir Tuuu Nai ...
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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
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Sun Sep 29, 2013 11:54 am (PDT) . Posted by:

prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Pyar Bhare SmS
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Some Men focus more on
how to get a Women,
but once they have her,
they lose focus on
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Being there for
people because you know
how it feels to have
no one there for you.
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Love is never about how often
you talk or how often
you meet its all about how
well you read and understand
each other's
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If you're single make the best of it.
it's not because you're not good
enough for anyone.
It means no one is good enough for you
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Don't confuse your path with
your destination.
Just because it's stormy
now doesn't mean that
you aren't headed for sunshine.
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Spend as much time with the person you
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Saturday, September 28, 2013

[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3302

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Digest #3302

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Fri Sep 27, 2013 11:17 am (PDT) . Posted by:

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IShq Jis MukaM Pe Hai Wahan koiNahi
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ISshq Jiss MukaaM Pee Haai Wahaan koi
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Naiiii Teree Baaghir Meein
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Tuuu Nahi...!

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Fri Sep 27, 2013 11:18 am (PDT) . Posted by:

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Ho Jo Mumkin To Apna Bana Lo Tum
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Ho Jo Mumkin To Apna Bana Lo Tum,
Meri Tanhai Gawah Hai,
Mera Apna Koi Nahi.
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Fri Sep 27, 2013 11:20 am (PDT) . Posted by:

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Jin Shiddato Se Koshish Kar Rahi Hu
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Jin Shiddato Sse Kosshish
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Kaar Raahi Hu Aab Maain
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Tumhee Bhulanee Kee Kabhi
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Thhi Tumhee Apnaa Bananee Kki

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Friday, September 27, 2013

Plastic injection mold maker

Dear Sir/Madam,

We are so glad to get your email address from the internet, and I am so sorry if disturbed you! This is Memlis from B&H King Mold Ltd., which is specialized in plastic injection mold & molded parts for more than 14 years.

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Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Plastic injection mold maker

Dear Sir/Madam,

We are so glad to get your email address from the internet, and I am so sorry if disturbed you! This is Memlis from B&H King Mold Ltd., which is specialized in plastic injection mold & molded parts for more than 14 years.

We have rich experience in automotive parts, household appliance, medical device and so on.Good quality and service assurance help us build a very long-term business relationship with famous companies as BMW, Xerox and others.

For more information about us, please feel free to contact me. If you do not wish to receive email from us, please let us know.

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[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3301

3 New Messages

Digest #3301
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Tue Sep 24, 2013 11:44 am (PDT) . Posted by:

prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS
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Mom:Beta InsanKi Jan Kahn Se Nklti H
Son:Khrki Se
Mom:Wo Ksy
Son:Mama KL Jb
Ap Ne BeL D To PAPA Ne Anti Se Kha Jan
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1Bcha apni Maa se buri terha pitny k bad
Apney Papa se:Ap ne kala ilam sekha hoa ha
Papa:Nai beta Q
Bcha:
phr aesi zalim bala kse pakri
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Girl Wearing Very Short Skirt

Boy:Tmhri Maa ny kuch ni kaha

Girl:Maa to bohat gussa hui or boli
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dobara meri skirt phni to baht marugi
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Tip 0f The Day:

Kisi Say Koi CheZ Mango To Aisy
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Mango Jesy Tmhary Baap Ki Hai

Na Mily Tou Soch Lo
Konse Tmhary Baap Ki Thi
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1Murga Murgi k peche bhag rha tha k Train
k neche akr Murgi Mr gai Murga Udas ho kr
bola MRHOMA boht Naik thi JAN dedi Magr
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A Boy of New Generation was talking to His Friend:

Kal Raat Internet Nahein Chal raha tha
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to Main Apny Ghar walon k pass Ja k beth gaya

Achy Loog hain Yaar Wo bhi.
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Tue Sep 24, 2013 11:44 am (PDT) . Posted by:

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Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS
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Sardar Baap Ke Marnay Par
Ro Raha tha,
.
.
.
K 1 Phone Aaya Phir Wo Or
Zyada Rony Laga,
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Doosa Sardar: Kya Hua..??
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SARDAR ne BUS me 1 LRKI Ko CHher dia?
LARKI: Tumhare Ghar Me MAA BEHAN Nai Hy
Kya?
SARDAR:Pta nai Me Tu SUBHA Se Ghar
Se Bahir hon.
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Girl & Boy on Phone:

Boy:
Hello aaj kis colour k kapray
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pehne hain tum ne?

Girl:
Tumko bus yehi sab fazool
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baatein karni hoti hai.?

Boy:
oh okay,
Tell me,
How should SBP fight these inflationary
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trends with minimum intervention in the money markets?

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Agr Apko Afsos hy K Life ma apka Koi Intzar
krne Wala Nhi To 1Kam Kre 30mint K Lye
Bathroom my Bet jye Koi Na KOi Bahr Intzar
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WiFe: Tune kabi Socha Agar Meri Shadi Ksi
aur Se Ho Jati To Kiya Hota?

Husband: Na
Baba Na Mene Kabhi Ksi ka Bura Nai Socha
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Lag Na Jaye Kahin Betab Sitaron Ki Nazar,
Apny Chand Se Chehry Ko Chupa Kr
Sona

Ye Chota Sa Mazaq Hy Ziyada
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Tue Sep 24, 2013 11:44 am (PDT) . Posted by:

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Prishi Pari Ke Sad SmS
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Hazaar ghaltiyon k bawjood ap
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apne ap se pyar karte ho.

Tou phir Q kisi ki 1 ghalti pe
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uss se itni nafrat karte ho?
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Kisi Ko Paane Ke Liye Humari Saari
Khoobiya Bhi Kam Par Jati Hain
OR
Khonay Ke Liye 1Kami Hi Kaafi Hai
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Zindagi Main Jo Chaho Hasil Karlo,

Bus Itna Khayal Rakhna Ke Apki Manzil Ka Rasta
Kabhi Logon Ke Dilon Ko Torta Howa Na Guzray
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"Zulm Aur Burai Ke KhiLaf Jitni
Dair Se Uthoge,
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Bari piyari bt likhi thi Qabristan K Bahar.
Manzil To Teri Yehi Thi,
Bas Zindgi Guzar Gai Aate Aate,
Kya Mila Tujhe Is Dunya Se,
Apno Ne Hi Dafna Diya Tujhe Jate Jate.
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Log Meri Mohabat ko Faqeeri Samjhte hen
Ye Sach ha K Tum ko Pane K Liye me Roz
KHUDA se Bheek Mangta hon.
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Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
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Aap ki friend

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