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Digest #3439
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Tue Oct 21, 2014 7:21 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
Psychology facts :
Couples who spend at least 10 minutes a day laughing together are more likely to have a stronger relationship.
Any friendship that exceeds the 7 yr mark is more likely to last an entire lifetime.
You can judge a lot about a person's character by what they laugh at.
A lot of problems in the world would disappear if we talked to each other instead of talking about each other.
Kids who play video games tend to have better hand-eye coordination, a better memory, and better problem solving skills.
A person is more likely to use " K " in a text message when they have no interest in talking to you.
75% of women ask questions in which they already know the answer to. This is why it's best to simply tell her the truth.
Everyone has a song in their playlist which they always skip, but never delete.
People who talk to themselves are more likely to have a high I.Q.
If you chew gum when you study a subject and then chew the same flavor when you the take the test it can help you remember.
Your body is actually designed to get 4 hours of sleep twice per day instead of 8 hours once!
Over thinking can cause physical and mental fatigue, it may also lead to chronic depression.
Ironically, sometimes the people who don't talk to you are the one's who really want to.
Psychology says, the best things in life are usually found when you are not looking for them.
According to old myths, the inability to fall asleep at night means you're awake in someone'
Smiles have been proven to be more attractive on a woman's face than makeup.
Lack of sleep makes it difficult to control emotions which is why people are more likely to cry or laugh uncontrollably at night.
Tue Oct 21, 2014 7:21 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
Worth Reading...A man died...
When he realized it, he saw God coming closer with a suitcase in his hand.??
Dialog between God and Dead Man:
God: Alright son, it's time to go
Man: So soon? I had a lot of plans...
God: I am sorry but, it's time to go
Man: What do you have in that suitcase?
God: Your belongings
Man: My belongings? You mean my things... Clothes... money...
God: Those things were never yours, they belong to the Earth
Man: Is it my memories?
God: No. They belong to Time
Man: Is it my talent?
God: No. They belong to Circumstance
Man: Is it my friends and family?
God: No son. They belong to the Path you travelled
Man: Is it my wife and children?
God: No. they belong to your Heart
Man: Then it must be my body
God: No No... It belongs to Dust
Man: Then surely it must be my Soul!
God: You are sadly mistaken son. Your Soul belongs to me.
Man with tears in his eyes and full of fear took the suitcase from the God's hand and opened it...
EMPTY!!
With heartbroken and tears down his cheek he asks God...
Man: I never owned anything?
God: That's Right. You never owned anything.
Man: Then? What was mine?
God: your MOMENTS. Every moment you lived was yours.
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Life is just a Moment.LIVE IT. LOVE IT. ENJOY IT.
Tue Oct 21, 2014 7:22 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
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Wafa ki Ummid bhi Kisse karu bhala,
Mitti ke bane Log, Kagjo me Bik jate hai..
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One Bharat Ratna also for Marry Kom's husband
Ek Toh biwi aur woh bhi boxer
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झखम देने वाला नहीं जानता
उसने ददॅ कितना दिया,
सहने वालों को दुनिया ने पागल मान लिया...!!!
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ज़रुरत है मुझे कुछ नए नफरत करने वालो की,
पुराने वाले तो अब चाहने लगे है मुझे..
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Kasam se 1 sath sare paap yad aa jate hai..
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.Jab Ghar wale kahte hai baitho tumse kuch jaruri bat krni hai.😅
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हम रोज मन्दिर जाते हे भगवान को याद करते हे.
कभी गलती से भगवान ने याद कर लिया तो
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Floods - Call the ArmyEarthquake - Call the ArmyTerrorist attack - Call the ArmyA child stuck in a bore well - Call the ArmyRiots- Call the Army
And
For 'Ribbon Cutting'
Instead invite Indian Army....They deserve more than anybody ...share if u feel its worth.
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Q: 'Arranged Marriages में तलाक कम क्यों होते हैं?'
Ans: 'जो अपनी मर्जी से शादी तक ना कर पाए वो तलाक क्या खाक लेंगे?'😛
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Tue Oct 21, 2014 7:22 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
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मोहब्बत की मिसाल में
बस इतना ही कहेंगे ....
बेमिसाल सज़ा है,बेगुनाह के लिए ....
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"बस दुआएँ बटोरनें आया हूँ,
माँ ने कहा,
दौलत तो साथ जाती नहीं"
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इस शिद्दत से निभा अपना किरदार
पर्दा गिर जाए पर तालियाँ बजती रहे..
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लाइफ मेँ कोई भी तकलीफ हो तो
किसान के पास जाओ
क्योंकि उसके पास हल हे.....😜😝😛
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Dont loose hope if you aren't getting promotion in office.
Remember, Pradyumann is still an ACP and Daya is still an Inspector!!
Even after 17 years of service. 😛
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कभी कभी लंगड़े घोड़े पे दाव लगाना ज्यादा सही होता है
क्योंकी
दर्द जब जूनून बन जाए तब मंजिल बहुत नज़दीक लगने लगती है..!!
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कल रात को ख्वाब मे गले से लगाया था उनको.,..
आज दिन भर मेरे दोस्त मेरी महक का राज पूछते रहे.,..
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भयंकर जोकBoyfriend: फोन का नाही उचलला?........girlfriend
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जिंदगी का फ़लसफ़ा बस इतना है यारों,
"अपनों से बचो, गैरो से तो निपट लोगे"
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दिल तो कहता है कि
छोड़ जाऊं ये दुनियां हमेशा के लिए
फिर ख्याल आता है कि
वो नफरत किस से करेंगे मेरे चले जाने के बाद..
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Tue Oct 21, 2014 7:24 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
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आराम से कट रही थी तो अच्छी थी;
जिंदगी तू कहाँ इन आँखों की बातों में आ गयी!
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बहुत सुन्दर सन्देश -::
अगर आप किसी को छोटा देख रहे हो
तो आप उसे
या तो "दूर" से देख रहे हो
या अपने "गुरुर" से देख रहे हो !!
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Deadly One,,,
Passenger to Attendent in train-
( giving Rs 100 ) Thoda Aur Ice La, Ek Last Peg Lena Hai.
Attendent- Sir, Ice Ab Nhi Milega.
Passenger- Kyu.?
Attendent- Kyu Ki DEAD BODY Last Station Par Uter Gayi Hai.😜😝😝
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तजुर्बे ने शेरों को खामोश रहना सिखाया,
क्योंकि दहाड़ कर शिकार नहीं किया जाता...
" कुत्ते भोंकते है अपने जिंदा होने
का एहसास दिलाने के लिए,
मगऱ..
जंगल का सन्नाटा
शेर की मौजूदगी बंयाँ करता है "
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English Vinglish . . .
Wife joins English speaking class.
After few days.
Wife : welcome home darling.
Husband : i m so tired today.
Wife : ok. Rest in Peace.
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कितने झूठे हो गये है हम...
बचपन में अपनों से भी रोज रुठते थे,
आज दुश्मनों से भी मुस्करा के मिलते है.!!
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Bhaiya, Mangal(Mars)
Mumbai Autowala: Haan, 900 crore lagega!
Me: Kyu? ISRO ne to 450 Cr me bheja..
Mumbai Autowala: Arey wahan se return nahi milta bhai
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बहकने के लिए तेरा ख्याल ही काफी है ...
पैमाने का होठो से लगाना जरुरी नहीं है ..
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मरते तो तुझ पर लाखो होगें
मगर मै तो तेरे साथ जिना चाहता हुं..💞
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Tue Oct 21, 2014 7:23 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
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बहुत सुन्दर सन्देश -::
अगर आप किसी को छोटा देख रहे हो
तो आप उसे
या तो "दूर" से देख रहे हो
या अपने "गुरुर" से देख रहे हो !!
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आप किसी की तारीफ कितनी भी कर सकते हो,
लेकिन बेईज्ज़ती हमेशा नाप तोल कर करना,
क्युँकि ये वो उधार है
जो हर कोई चुकाने के लिए मरा जाता है
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बता किस कोने में सुखाएं तेरी यादें,
बरसात बाहर भी है और भीतर भी।
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A Guy is searching the Following words in
Google : "Free Dinner in 5 star Hotel"
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.Google search result :
"Gujarati Sudhari Ja"
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मेरी शराफत की इन्तहा ना पुछ ऐ गालिब,
मैं तो किंगफिशर का कैलेंडर भी केवल डेट देखने के लिए लेता हूँ..!!😜
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Husband: 1 writer ne likha hai k pati ko bhi ghar main bolne ka haq hona chahiye.
Wife: Woh bechara bhi dekho Likh hi paya, bol na sakaa 😂😂😂😂😂
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जब वफा कि बात आई तो हमने दिल हथेली पे रख दिया,
और वो बोले कुछ और करो ऐसे खिलोने से तो हम रोज खेला करते हैं।
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जुदाई हो अगर लम्बी तो अपने रूठ जाते हैं....
बहुत ज्यादा परखने से भी रिश्ते टूट जाते हैं...
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आ तेरे पैरों पे मरहम लगा दूँ
ऐ मुकद्दर.....
कुछ चोट तो तुझे भी आई होगी,
मेरे सपनों को ठोकर मारने के बाद...
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