Saturday, August 1, 2009

8.: santa saw

Posted by: "Dheeraj Panday" dheerajpanday@yahoo.com dheerajpanday

Sat Aug 1, 2009 10:18 am (PDT)

Santa saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"
Sardar: B.Com final year"?

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9.: Mera ikraar tere inkaar se behatar hoga

Posted by: "Dheeraj Panday" dheerajpanday@yahoo.com dheerajpanday

Sat Aug 1, 2009 10:22 am (PDT)

Mera ikraar tere inkaar se behatar hoga
Mera din bhi teri raat se behtar hoga
Inhi Aankhon se dekh lena zaalim
Mera janazaa teri baaraat se behatar hoga€ ¦ï¿½

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10.: ( MUST READ N FORWARD ) Divorced Barbie

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Sat Aug 1, 2009 10:29 am (PDT)

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"Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00 when all the others are $19.95?, the
father asked.

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11.: Palbhar mein tut jaye who kassam nahi

Posted by: "Dheeraj Panday" dheerajpanday@yahoo.com dheerajpanday

Sat Aug 1, 2009 10:35 am (PDT)

Palbhar mein tut jaye who kassam nahi,
Dosti mein bhool jaye woh hum nahi,
Tum bewafa bano is baat mein dum nahi,
Kyuki hamari wafa bhi kuch kum nahi

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12.: o gori kyu mujhe sataye

Posted by: "VIK" muskanmy_love143@yahoo.co.in muskanmy_love143

Sat Aug 1, 2009 10:41 am (PDT)

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??????????????????????? o Gori Kyun Mujhe sataye

paghat pe jab tu sakhiyon sang pani lene aaye
hansati khilkhilati batein karti kamriya ko lachkaye?
teri ye ada har kisi ke man ko bhaye?
par o gori kyun teri ye ada sabse jyada mujhe sataye

sham savere upvan mein jab tu sakhiyon sang ghumane aaye
kabhi is kali ko kabhi us phool ko tu tod le jaye?
lekin vo phool bhi teri gajare ki shan ko hi badhaye?
apni sakhiyon sang tu har pal tu phoolon si mand mand muskraye?
o gori par tera hansana bhi kyun sabse jyada mujhe sataye

jab tu sakhiyon sang khelate khelate karti hai cchhicchhori
tab tu lagati hai gaon ki gori
o gaon ki gori kyun har pal tu karti rahe cchhicchhori
jab tu apni payal cchankaye kyun ye mere man ko tadpaye
jab kabhi tu meetha meetha gana gungunaye?
kyun vo gane ki dhun mujhe tere pass bulaye

o gori banki cchhori?kyun mujhe sataye?
kyun har pal meri yadon mein aaye
kyun tu mujhko neend se jagaye
o gori kyun tu mujhe sataye

vikramaditya rana

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13.: SURAJ TO SO GAYAA . . .

Posted by: "Suyash Sahu" su_yash@ymail.com suyash_manu

Sat Aug 1, 2009 9:00 pm (PDT)

SURAJ TO SO GAYAA MAGHRIB KE GHAR MEIN
JUGNOO HAIN PHIR BHI SHAB KI REHGUZAR MEIN

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14.: KHWAB KE TANE-BANE . . .

Posted by: "Suyash Sahu" su_yash@ymail.com suyash_manu

Sat Aug 1, 2009 9:03 pm (PDT)

KHWAB KE TANE-BANE BUNANAA AB ACHHA LAGTA HAI
SEHRA KO BHI GULSHAN LIKHNA€ ¢Â Â AB ACHHA LAGTA HAI

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15a.: ``` eVents in pictures ```

Posted by: "~* ~ Shashi Shetty ~*~" zzshashizz@yahoo.com zzshashizz

Sat Aug 1, 2009 9:12 pm (PDT)

A man looks at an electronic board in the Shanghai Stock Exchange.

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16.: Happy Friendship Day...

Posted by: "©Ever Smile©" aa_punnagai@yahoo.com aa_punnagai

Sat Aug 1, 2009 9:19 pm (PDT)

Friendship Day Poem...
A friend is somebody
Who knows you and likes you
Exactly the way that you are...

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17.: A Very Happy Friendship Day

Posted by: "mamgain ashish" ashishmamgain_bhs@yahoo.co.in ashishmamgain_bhs

Sat Aug 1, 2009 9:25 pm (PDT)

Very Happy Friendship Day

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18.: love Moments

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Sat Aug 1, 2009 9:30 pm (PDT)

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19.: intejaar

Posted by: "farida shaheen" farida_shaheen2003@yahoo.com farida_shaheen2003

Sat Aug 1, 2009 9:32 pm (PDT)

lekti hon hamesha khat
uskaa bhi javab nahi..................

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20a.: DOSTI

Posted by: "kartik mgl" kartik_mgl@yahoo.co.in kartik_mgl

Sat Aug 1, 2009 9:43 pm (PDT)

Yeh Dosti hum nahi........

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21.: Love come to those who still hope...

Posted by: "kartik mgl" kartik_mgl@yahoo.co.in kartik_mgl

Sat Aug 1, 2009 9:49 pm (PDT)

>Don't go for looks, they can deceive.
> Don't go for wealth even that fades away.
> Go for someone who makes you smile.

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22.1.: SmS

Posted by: "kartik mgl" kartik_mgl@yahoo.co.in kartik_mgl

Sat Aug 1, 2009 9:51 pm (PDT)

Boy: Boys are always ? ? ? ?

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23.: Jab nahi aaye the tum

Posted by: "AAKASH CHAUHAN" the_rajput_millionaire@yahoo.co.in the_rajput_millionaire

Sat Aug 1, 2009 10:00 pm (PDT)

Jab nahi aaye the tum
Tab bhi mere saath the tum

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24.: ********GOOD MORNING***********

Posted by: "nilesh.kalgaonkar@wipro.com" nilesh.kalgaonkar@wipro.com sidhforyou2000

Sat Aug 1, 2009 10:12 pm (PDT)

HI

happy good morning

Prescription for the DAY! J

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25.: As long as you love me - I'll stay by your side

Posted by: "kartik mgl" kartik_mgl@yahoo.co.in kartik_mgl

Sat Aug 1, 2009 10:19 pm (PDT)

- I'll stay by your side

As long as you love me

- I'll stay by your side

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26a.: Just Remember One Thing... I LoVe You..

Posted by: "kartik mgl" kartik_mgl@yahoo.co.in kartik_mgl

Sat Aug 1, 2009 10:21 pm (PDT)

I LoVe You..

I LoVe You..

I LoVe You..

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1.: who r the best friends??????????

Posted by: "madhu bala" mbala_nikki@yahoo.co.in mbala_nikki

Fri Jul 31, 2009 1:57 am (PDT)

2 eyes are best friends....

both will blink together,

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2.: Adhuri Mulakat Pyar ki

Posted by: "VIK" muskanmy_love143@yahoo.co.in muskanmy_love143

Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:04 am (PDT)

ADHURI MULAKAT PYAR KI

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3a.: What Is a Friend?

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Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:13 am (PDT)

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4.: Positive Emotion & Quotes of the Day!

Posted by: "©Ever Smile©" aa_punnagai@yahoo.com aa_punnagai

Fri Jul 31, 2009 5:17 am (PDT)

Quotes of the Day!

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5.: *AMAZING ADS*_*

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6.: *WINNIE AND THE NATURE*_*

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com tunaysem

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7.: Top 10 Worst Things for Your Immune SYSTEM....

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Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:07 am (PDT)

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Muscle Up Your Immunity
Staying healthy isn't just about using hand sanitizer and avoiding coughing co-workers.
It turns out some pretty surprising daily habits��⒠��like how you fight with your husband or whether you stay up late for Letterman��⒠��can impact how well your body fends off colds, flu and other pesky bugs. Here's a list of science-backed tips to add to your stay-healthy arsenal today.
1. You Avoid the Water Cooler
Friendship may be Miracle-Gro for your immune system.
Research shows that the fewer human connections we have at home, at work, and in the community, the likelier we are to get sick, flood our brains with anxiety-causing chemicals, and live shorter lives than our more sociable peers. In one study, researchers who monitored 276 people between the ages of 18 and 55 found that those who had 6 or more connections were 4 times better at fighting off the viruses that cause colds than those with fewer friends.

What to do: Don't let a jam-packed workday or hectic schedule get in the way of your friendships. Stop by a co-worker's office for a quick Monday morning catch-up, or e-mail/text your friends at night to stay in touch when you're too busy for phone calls.
2. You Often Feel Tired
Scrimping on sleep has a powerfully detrimental effect on immunity.
The perfect example: college students who get sick after pulling all-nighters cramming for exams. Poor sleep is associated with lower immune system function and reduced numbers of killer cells that fight germs. In fact, University of Chicago researchers found that men who had slept only 4 hours a night for 1 week produced half the amount of flu-fighting antibodies in their blood (jump-started by a flu shot) compared with those who slept 7 1/2 to 8 1/2 hours.

What to do: Most adults need between 7 and 9 hours of uninterrupted rest every night, but how you feel in the morning and throughout the day may be a better gauge. If you're tired when you wake up in the morning, you're not getting enough��⒠��sleep, or maybe not enough quality sleep.
3. You Act Like�� Miss or Mr.�� Downer
Studies show that glass-half-empty types don't live as long as those who look on the bright side.
When pessimists put a more positive spin on the calamities in their lives, they have less stress and better health. A classic UCLA study found that law students who began their first semester optimistic about the experience had more helper T cells mid semester, which can amplify the immune response, and more powerful natural killer cells, than students who had a more pessimistic perspective. One reason could be that optimists take better care of themselves. It could also be due to less stress-related damage to the immune system, such as killer cells that suddenly become pacifists.

What to do: Personality is tough to change, look for reasons��⒠��however small��⒠��to feel lucky every day. Sounds hokey, but try striking up a dinner table conversation with your family where you all share a couple of good things that happened every day.
4. You Bottle Up Your Moods
A constructive argument with your spouse can actually increase immunity, say UCLA researchers.
They asked 41 happy couples to discuss a problem in their marriage for 15 minutes. The researchers detected surges in blood pressure, heart rate, and immune-related white blood cells, all of which were similar to the benefits seen with moderate exercise. But you still have to play nice: Couples who frequently use sarcasm, insults, and put-downs have fewer virus-fighting natural killer cells, have higher levels of stress hormones, and take up to 40% longer to recover from injuries than those who manage to stay positive and affectionate during their quarrels.

What to do: Don't keep what's bothering you bottled up. People with type D personalies��⒠��those who keep their opinions and emotions hidden��⒠��have killer T cells that are less active than those found in more expressive peers.
5. You're Under the Gun
Chronic stress��⒠��the day-after-day kind you experience over job insecurity or a sick relative��⒠��takes a toll on many aspects of your health, including immunity.
There is compelling scientific evidence that this kind of stress (as opposed to the every-now-and- again kind from a bad day at work or a screaming match with your kid) causes a measurable decline in the immune system's ability to fight disease. Periods of extreme stress can result in a lower natural killer cell count, sluggish killer T cells, and diminished macrophage activity that can amplify the immune response. In fact, widows and widowers are much more likely to get sick during the first year after their spouse dies than their peers who have not experienced a major loss.

What to do: We're not going to tell you to take a bath or light a scented candle (unless those really help you relax, that is!). Do find go-to, healthy stress relievers that can take the edge off��⒠��be it a long run on the treadmill, a relaxing yoga class, or baking dessert just for fun. The important thing is that you unwind and recover from stress, since it's often hard to avoid in the first place.
6. You Don't Stash Pens in Your Purse
Having your own supply of dime-a-dozen plastic ballpoints might just keep you from picking up a virus.
Cold and flu germs are easily passed through hand-to-hand contact, says Neil Schachter, MD, a professor of pulmonary medicine at Mount Sinai School of Medicine and author of The Good Doctor's Guide to Colds and Flu. Any way you can avoid touching public objects��⒠��such as the communal pen at the bank��⒠��will cut your risk.

What to do: "When you get up in the morning, don't leave the house without a pen in your pocket or your purse," Schachter suggests. "Take your own wherever you go, and use it instead of the doctor��⒠��s, the delivery guy��⒠��s, or the restaurant waiter��⒠��s"
7. You Drive Everywhere
One in four American women doesn't exercise at all��⒠��and that's an easy way to set yourself up for sickness.
When researchers compared inactive people with those who walked briskly almost every day, they found that who didn't walk took twice as many sick days in 4 months as those who strolled regularly.

What to do: Experts say that it takes a 30 minutes of aerobic exercise��⒠��a brisk walk counts��⒠��to sweep white blood cells back into circulation, making your immune system run more smoothly.
8. Your Friends Smoke
We don't need to tell you that puffing ciggies is terrible for the entire body. But the secondhand kind is almost as harmful.
Each year, because of exposure to tobacco smoke, an estimated 3,000 nonsmoking Americans die of lung cancer and 300,000 children suffer from lower respiratory- tract infections. Secondhand smoke can trigger an asthma attack and aggravate symptoms in people with allergies. In addition, tobacco smoke has been shown to make asthma worse in preschool children and may even cause it.

What to do: Sounds obvious, but avoid secondhand smoke as much as you can��⒠��including spending time with people while they smoke. Encourage anyone in your everyday life (husband, coworkers or neighbor friends) to quit..
9. You Always Reach for Antibiotics
Taking antibiotics at the first sign of a sniffle can make you resistant to these drugs over time, causing more serious infections.
Researchers found that certain patients taking antibiotics had reduced levels of cytokines, the hormone messengers of the immune system. When your immune system is suppressed, you're more likely to develop resistant bacteria or become sick in the future.

What to do: Take antibiotics only for bacterial infections, use them right away, and take the entire course. Don't use antibiotics preventively unless prescribed by your doctor, and don't save or share unfinished courses.
10. You're Little Miss Serious
Consider this a doctor's note to troll YouTube on your lunch break...
Researchers have found that the positive emotions associated with laughter decrease stress hormones and increase certain immune cells while activating others. In a study conducted at Loma Linda University School of Medicine, healthy adults who watched a funny video for an hour had significant increases in immune system activity.

What to do: Um, laugh more. You know how: Watch your favorite comedies, have lunch with a pal known for her funny bone, and read those silly forwards from friends before you auto-click "delete."
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8.: KYA SUANOO TUJHE SUNE PADE PANGHAT AUR UPVAN KI KEHANI

Posted by: "VIK" muskanmy_love143@yahoo.co.in muskanmy_love143

Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:19 am (PDT)

KYA SUANOO TUJHE SUNE PADE PANGHAT AUR UPVAN KI KEHANI

VO TERI PAYAL KI JHANKAR
VO TERE KHILKHILAE SE NIKALANE SE SUNAI DENE WALI MEETHI MEETHI FUHAR
VO TERA BALON MEIN GAJARE NAINO MEIN KAJARE KAMAR LACHKATE PANGHAT SE LEKAR AANA PANI
VO TERE BADAN PAR GHADE SE RISHTA HUA PANI
KYA SUNAOO AUB SUNE PADE US PANGHAT KI KEHANI JAHAN TU SAKHIYON SANG BHARANE JATI THI PANI
AUB NA TO LEHAREIN AKAR PANGHAT SE KARTI HAIN MANMANI
AUB TO PIGHAL GAI US SUNE PADE PANGHAT KI BHI JAWANI
PANGHAT SUNA PADA HUA NA KAHIEN KOI HAI GHADA PADA HUA
TERE PAIRON KE CCHHUNE SE MACHAL UTTHATA THA JO PANI
KYA SUNAOON TUJHE AUB US SUNE PADE PANGHAT KI KEHANI

MACHAL UTTHATA THA JO PANGHAT TERE AANE SE
AUB TO NA JANE KYUN PAWAN BHI DARTI HAI VAHAN THANDI VYAR BAHANE SE
NA JANE KYUN KOI GORI NAHIEN JATI PANGHAT PAR PANI BHARANE
KYUN NAHIEN AUB KOI AATA PANGHAT PAR BAITTH KAR PYAR MEIN JEENE MARNE KI BATEIN KARNE
AUB TO KABHI KABHI KOI PARDESI HI AATA PANGHAT PAR PEENE PANI
KYA SUNAOO MAIN TUJH BIN SUNE PADE PANGHAT KI KEHANI

AUB KYA SUNAOO TUJHE US UPVAN KI KEHANI
JAHAN SAKHIYON SANG KHELANE JATE THEY TUM BANKAR RANI
JAB SE TUMNE US UPVAN SE NATA TODA HAI
US DIN SE HI US UPVAN NE HANSANA KHILKHILANA CCHHODA HAI
AUB TO NA KOI BHANVARA AATA UPVAN MEIN NA KHILATA HAI KOI PHOOL
TUMHARE BIN TO AUB KOEL BHI UPVAN MEIN AAKAR GANA GAI HAI BHOOL
BASANT KA MAUSAM JAB BHI AATA US UPVAN KO TUJH BIN BAHUT SATATA
AUB VAHAN NA CHAHCHAHATI BULBUL
NA NANI MAAN BACCHON KO SUNANE AATI KOI KEHANI
KABHI TO US UPVAN KI ANKHON MEIN DEKHA HAIN HUMNE PANI.

KYA SUANOO TUJHE US UPVAN KI KEHANI��⒠�⒠�⒠�⒠�..
JAHAN SAKHIYON SANG KHELANE AATI THI TUM BANKAR UNKI RANI��⒠�

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9.: ( FUNNY JOKES ) LITTLE JOHNNY: A DROP IN THE BUCKET

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Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:29 am (PDT)

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"I can't get any water from that water hole, there's a mean ol' alligator
down there!"

"Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny. He's been there for years,

And he's never hurt no one. Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are
of him!"

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10.: ^_^When I'm with you^_^

Posted by: "Solo Cool" solo4ucool@yahoo.in solo4ucool

Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:16 pm (PDT)

^_^When I'm with you^_^

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11a.: STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS

Posted by: "pran mitra" liberalpran@yahoo.co.in liberalpran

Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:21 pm (PDT)

STUPID QUESTIONS WITH THE SMART ANSWERS:��

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12.: Our Love's So Rare And True.......

Posted by: "Solo Cool" solo4ucool@yahoo.in solo4ucool

Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:25 pm (PDT)

hi dear.................

Our Love's So Rare And True.......

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13.: Happy Day (Happy Week End)

Posted by: "�Ever Smile�" aa_punnagai@yahoo.com aa_punnagai

Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:31 pm (PDT)

A happy day is the breeze blowing through your hair.

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14.: Expressing Love.

Posted by: "Amandeep jatt" aman.girn@yahoo.co.in aman.girn

Fri Jul 31, 2009 9:40 pm (PDT)

Love.
Love.
Love.
Love.
Love.

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15.: Messages

Posted by: "sailee" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in shaiprajapati

Fri Jul 31, 2009 10:12 pm (PDT)

Zindagi char din chandani muskurana

Bhul se be kisi ko na rulana

Dushman mile samane to gale lagana,

Taklif pade to is dost ko mobile lagana.

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