Thursday, November 28, 2013

[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3326

2 New Messages

Digest #3326

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Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:09 am (PST) . Posted by:

prishipari

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Pyar Karte Hai Hum Magar Keh Nahi Sakte
Dil Se App Ko Bhula Bhi Nahi Sakte
Kya Kare Ishq Mein Yun
Tadaap Tadaap Ke Maar Bhi Nahi Sakte… http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
man mein har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai…


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Rutthi Jo Zindgi To Mana Lenge Hum, Mile Jo Gam Vo Seh Lenge Hum, Bus Aap Rehna Humesha Sath Humare To Nikalte Huye Aansuo Me Bhi Muskura Lenge Hum… http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Koi Shayar Koi Faqir Ban Jaye, Apko Jo Dikhe Khud Tasveer Ban Jaye, Na Phoolon Ki Jarurat Na Kaliyo Ki, Aap Jaha Pair Rakh Do Wahi Kashmeer Ban Jaye… http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Zindgi ka pahla pyar kaun bhulta hai Ye pahli bar hota hai jab koi kisi ko Khud se badhkar chahta hai, Uski pasnd uski khwahish me khud ko bhul jata hai, Hota hai itna khubsurt pehla pyar to na jane Kyu aksar adhura reh jata hai… http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Na Peene ka sook tha na pilane ka sook tha Hame to shirf najre milane ka sook tha Per kya kare ham najre usi se mila baitehe Jinhe najro se pilane ka sook tha http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Aap ki friend

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Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:20 am (PST) . Posted by:

prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Romantic SmS http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/

Pyas Dariya Ki Nigaho Se Chupa Rkhi H
ek Badal Se Badi Aas Laga Rkhi H
Teri Ankho Ki Kasish Keise Tuje Samjhau
In Chirago Ne Meri Nind Udaa Rakhi

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Ladki ki Nazro me nazakt hoti he Uske inkar me b ijajt hoti he Humesa piche pad jao jub tak ha na bole Qki der Se ha karna ladkiyo ki adat hoti h http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Bhagvan ke bina mandir adhura hai, dosti ke bina jivan adhura hai, http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
patni bina ghar adhura hai usi tarha tumhare bina mera dil adhura hai http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes

Kaash yeh faasle na hote, Kaash hum door na hote, Kaash hum aur aap saath hote, Toh.. Toh… Toh.. Kam se kam Sms ke paise bach jaate yaar.. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Na tasveer hai tumahari jo didar kiya jaye, Na tum pass ho jo pyar kiya jaye Yeh kaun sa dard diya hai aap ne, Na kuch kaha jaye,na tum bin raha jaye. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Kash tum chanda aur mein sitara hota, Aasman par ek aashiyana hamara hota, Log tumhe dur bahut dur se dekhte, Aur tumhe chune ka haq sirf hamara hota. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Wednesday, November 27, 2013

[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3325

2 New Messages

Digest #3325
1a
I LOVE YOU by ganeshkumble101
2.1

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Tue Nov 26, 2013 4:14 am (PST) . Posted by:

ganeshkumble101

I LOVE YOU http://groups.yahoo.com/neo/groups/Hindi_Jokes/info
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एक जगह शादी शुदा औरतो कि बहस चल रही थी .
उनसे पूछा गया आपने अपने हस्बैंड को "I Love you "
लास्ट कब बोला था? किसी ने कहा दो दिन पहले और
किसी ने कहा दस दिन पहले|
फिर उनसे कहा गया सब पत्नियां अपने पति को मोबाइल से
'I Love You' मेसेज करो अभी |
जिसका सबसे अच्छा रिप्लाई आयेगा उसे एक सरप्राइस गिफ्ट
दिया जायेगा| उन्होंने 'I Love You' मेसेज कर दिया |
कुछ देर बाद Husband के रिप्लाई कुछ इस तरह आए|

1) Darling, tumhari tabiyat to thik hai ???
2) Ghar kharchi khatam ho gayi kya??
3) Kahi tum Maike to nahi chali gayi ???
4) Ye number tumhara hi hai na ???
5) Kya Matlab ???
6) Tum Sapna me ho ya me sapne dekh
raha hu ???
7) Koi Jewellery pasand aa gayi ???
8)Office me itna tension hai or tujhe Romance sujh raha hai???
9) Kitni baar mana kiya Serial mat dekha
kar ???
And finally the Best REPLY was

10) Kon !!!


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Tue Nov 26, 2013 10:40 am (PST) . Posted by:

prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/

Engineering Is like a....
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typical Indian public toilet
.
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People outside r desperate to go in &
people inside r dying to finish n come out.....

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The problem is
India ke aadhe Ameer zaade apne baap ko nahi
jaante...
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.
.
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They just keep Asking others :
.
.
.
.
"Tu jaanta hai mera Baap kaun hai?"


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HeIgHt Of DrEaMiNg . . . . BiLL GaTeS CaMe In My DrEaM YeStErDaY NiGhT AnD AsKeD , . . . . . bhai , TeRe PaaS WiNdOw 7 Ki CD HaI. . http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Some Years Back, We Used To Call Them- "BHANGAR-WALA". . . . . Now, We Know Them As "OLX" & "Quickr" http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Specially for girls . . . . . . . . . . . You can never lose weight if u keep eating "Bhaav" every time http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Sbse keh do k Main aaj bahut khush hun . . . . . Qki . . . . . . Pichhli thand ki jacket nikaali to jaib se 50 rupey nikle \(',')/ ")(" yeeee..ee < \ http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3324

8 New Messages

Digest #3324
1
Just by "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
2a
Shyari by "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
3
JINDAGI ME (POSTED BY C.N.RANA ON WHATS APPS) by "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble101
5
7.1
7.2

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Sun Nov 24, 2013 1:12 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com

KHUSHI aisi chiz hai jo aap k paas na hone k baad b aap chaahen to dusre ko de sakte hai. 
>
>
>Maze ki baat ye hai k TENSION B aisi hi chiz hai!=

Sun Nov 24, 2013 1:13 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com

Kabhi hum tute to kabhi khwab toote
na jane kitne tukdon mei armaan toote
Har tukda aaina hai zindagi ka
har aaine ke saath lakhon jazbat toote…
================================
Arz Karta hu.....


Teri Neki ka libaas hi Tera badan dhakega, Ae Bandhe....
Suna hai upper wale ke ghar... kapdo ki dukan nahi hoti....!
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KHUSHI aisi chiz hai jo aap k paas na hone k baad b aap chaahen to dusre ko de sakte hai.


Maze ki baat ye hai k TENSION B aisi hi chiz hai!=



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Na Kiya Kar Apne Dard-e-Dil Ko Shayri Mein Bayan....


Log Aur Toot Jate Hain,Har Lafz Ko Apni Dastaan Samjh Kar..

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Phool sa kuch qalaam aur sahi,
Ek ghazal unke naam aur sahi,
Uski zulfain boht ghaneri hain,
Ek shab ka qayam or sahi,


Zindagi ke udaas Qissey hain,
Ek larki ka naam or sahi,
kapkapati hai raat seeney main,
zehar ka ek jaam or sahi...









Sun Nov 24, 2013 2:19 am (PST) . Posted by:

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Sun Nov 24, 2013 2:32 am (PST) . Posted by:

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Sun Nov 24, 2013 3:11 am (PST) . Posted by:

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DAMAD KO SASURAL ME SABSE JYADA SAMMAN KYU MILTA HAI?
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Sun Nov 24, 2013 10:40 am (PST) . Posted by:

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Samajdar wife.
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Wife : Aapki Blue Shirt Mujh Se Jal Gayi.
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.
Husband : Mere Paas Waisi Ek Aur Shirt
Hai.
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Wife : Pata Hai Maine Usme Se Kapda Kaat
Ke Pehle Wali Me Laga Diya Hai. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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In India, everyone is expert about mobile
problems..
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However, the most common solution
would be "Switch off kar ke ON kar THIK
ho jayega"


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Beta:"Mom, Love marriage karne . se ghar wale naaraz hote hain . kya.. ?? . . Maa:"Tu zaroor kisi churail ke . chakar main hoga, . aur ye sub tujhe usi daayan ne . kaha hoga... . . Larkiyan to bas larkon ko . phansaanay main he lagi rehti . hain... . Jahan Acha Larka dekha shuru ho gaye, . Beta in se bach ke rehna ye . bahot makkar aur KAMEENI hoti hain, aur inka to khandan bhi.." . . . . Beta:"Bas maa, aisa kuch nahi hai, . Wo to Daddy bata rahe the ke Aap Dono ki Love Marriage hui thi. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Today rohit proove that .. . . . . . . . Har 'SHARMA&#39; ISHANT nahi hota.. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Girlfriend v/s Friend Girlfriend : Exam kaisa gaya dear ? Boy : Bahut acha gaya, mast tha swthrt Friend : kaisa gaya yaar exam ? Boy : Abe saale Bhootni k tujhe koi aur topic nhi milta kya . . . . . . mood kharab karne k liye kamine Saala mujhe kya pata tha ki english ka paper hai... main to History padh k gaya tha..... http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Bap: Mere 4 bachche hai- 1st MBA 2nd MCA 3rd PHD 4th Chor hai . . Friend: Chor ko ghar se nikalte Q nahi ? . . . . Bap: Wohi to kamata hai, baqi sab berozgar hai.. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Sun Nov 24, 2013 10:40 am (PST) . Posted by:

prishipari

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A superb line written on a hospital board
if you still want to see hot girls even after your death, :-|
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DONATE YOUR EYES http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Santa2Banta:SANTA- maine Pichle 20 Saalo
Me 1 Baat Note Ki Hai !!
Banta: Wo Kya?Santa: Saala Jab Bhi Faatak Band
Hote HaiTab Train Jaroor Aati Hai.


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Girl - mra phn maa k ps rhta h Boy - pkdi gai to Girl- vo mne tmhra no battery low k nam http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
se save kra va g jb b tmhra phn ata h http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
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Facebook fever... . . . Girl : I Love you Boy : (Starts Running)...............! Girl : (Running after him)...Why are you Running ? Boy : To update my Relationship status on Facebook. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Only 842 girls are left for every 1000 boys in india SAVE GIRLS !!! .. we can save the tigers later, . . Bike pe piche ladki chahiye ya tiger ?? . . choice is yours.... Janhit Mein Jaari. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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Kapil : may I kiss u? Girl : No Kapil again : May I kiss u? Girl : No, No , No Kapil desperately asks : PLEASEEEEE MAY I KISS U? Girl : Kutte, kaminey... Teachr thodi naa hoo, jo permission maang raha hai ... ZABARDASTI nahin Kar sakta kya.. http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes

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