Friday, December 21, 2007

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 1698

Messages In This Digest (24 Messages)

1.
Christmas Santa From: ~ Jenn ~
2.
Happy Birthday To Neha Parikh From: Jex
3a.
7 Rules 2 be Happy From: Kartik Hariharan
4.
Spend 30 Minutes a Day. You Can Earn 12750 Rupees in  month. Without From: make money
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Ek lamha From: vinay tm
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Os day naina vich meri tasveer hai,Tan hee meray vall oh takda nahi, From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
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Mohabbat da vee damm bharday ho be-shaq,Magar    rusvaayi    ton   v From: Jaswinder Singh Riat
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Hi-Tech Pictures From: Jex
9.
Illusions 4 From: Jex
10.
Magic in the Wind From: Jex
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New Year - Employee Rules and Regulations From: black rose
12.
Weird Hats From: black rose
13.
Missile Art ( wOw ) From: black rose
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Dinosaur And Pig ( Funny Animation ) From: black rose
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Illusions 3 From: Jex
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Marry Christmas From: black rose
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Funny Babies World From: innocent.peacock
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(no subject) From: vinay tm
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YOU'RE SO SWEET, SO SEXY, SO CUTE, SO KIND ........ From: glassnost
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Christmas Collections Final Set {{HQ Wallpapers}} From: Nee Enge
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<|| EiD-ul-Adha Mubarak ||> From: ♪,Faree♪,
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earning money tips for u through net From: sri harsha gamidi
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Fwd: {funlok} : The Husband Store From: billoo brar
24.
Jewel Of Atlantis From: Love is Life

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1.

Christmas Santa

Posted by: "~ Jenn ~" lil_drgn@windstream.net   whitewolf6887

Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:17 pm (PST)


2.

Happy Birthday To Neha Parikh

Posted by: "Jex" jexngill@gmail.com   killerdoc2

Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:17 pm (PST)

* Dear Neha**, *

Each birthday is a new beginning, full of promise and opportunity and the
chance to make dreams come true. May all your dreams come true…………

Wishing you sunshine, love and laughter. Not just today, but all the days
after.

May happiness fill your day and may sunshine fill all your tomorrows!!!

Many Many Happy Returns Of The Day

Happy Birth Day to Neha.
3a.

7 Rules 2 be Happy

Posted by: "Kartik Hariharan" isshvkv2004@yahoo.com   isshvkv2004

Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:17 pm (PST)

hi Ganesh !!

thats a nice email ....... keep doing the good work ............

Thanks & Regards,

Sankara Iyer

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Spend 30 Minutes a Day. You Can Earn 12750 Rupees in  month. Without

Posted by: "make money" make_money_without_investment@yahoo.com   make_money_without_investment

Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:20 pm (PST)

Please find the Paypal Cheque Attachement. Hi....Guys!!! Wanna earn money by sitting at your homedesk laptop or computer...Just need to brush your hands on your P.C and a soft visit to the below URL.. First u have to creat a account through my link http://bux.to/?r=ajitdeshmukh100 and fill all the necessary detail what they required and also u need to creat a pay pal account so that u can withdraw your cash through pay pal for that u have to enter same user name and password (your mail id) so u will not forgot the pay pal account details. After u register, go to login area enter your user name and password and go to SURF ADD area to surf the add, one link u have to click or surf at a time that is the rule, after u click the add wait for 30 sec, on the top of the left or right corner, timer is set for 30 sec and after 30 sec status will so done and $ sign will appear that means u accumulated 0.01 cent for that particular add. You have
to click adds regularly so after some day more links are available and u can make a cash much you want. HOW WILL U REFER TO YOUR FRINEDS If you want to give reference to other then go to MEMBER area, there u will find a link that u have to copy and paste in your compose mail and refere it to your friends Earnings Example You click 10 ads per day = $0.10
20 referrals click 10 ads per day = $2.00
Your daily earnings = $2.10
Your weekly earnings = $14.70 Your monthly earnings = $63.00 If you Want to Earn More Money than Refer Below mention link's http://clix4coins.com/index1.php?ref=ajitdeshmukh100 http://money-website.com/?r=ajitdeshmukh100 http://www.clixsense.com/?2297017 Please find the Paypal Cheque Attachement.

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5.

Ek lamha

Posted by: "vinay tm" vinay_tm@yahoo.co.in   vinay_tm

Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:20 pm (PST)

Ek lamha jo baar baar satata hai,
na jaane yeh dil kya chahta hai.
Kash woh hote hamhare nazron ke samne hamesha,
par najane kyun yeh kash
kash hi reh jata hai

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Os day naina vich meri tasveer hai,Tan hee meray vall oh takda nahi,

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com   jessieriat

Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:21 pm (PST)

Os day naina vich meri tasveer hai,
Tan hee meray vall oh takda nahi,
Dil hai kay,dhadkno hatda nahi,
Dard kujh aisa hai kay ghatda nahi,
Dooriyan kujh iss taran vadhiyan nay hun,
Kol beh kay faasla mit-da nahi,
Khushbuaan vich iss taran han gummeyan,
Mainu apna aap hun labhda nahi,
Chumdi jis nu rehi muskaan hai,
Os mukh tay hor kujh fabda nahi,
Opra jay samjhda mainu hai oh,
Oh vee mainu apna lagda nahi,
Usda gamm dil nu laa kay rakhiya,
Iss layi hun saath eh chhad-da nahi,
Os day naina vich meri tasveer hai,
Tan hee meray vall oh takda nahi,

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Mohabbat da vee damm bharday ho be-shaq,Magar    rusvaayi    ton   v

Posted by: "Jaswinder Singh Riat" jessieriat@yahoo.com   jessieriat

Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:21 pm (PST)

Mohabbat da vee damm bharday ho be-shaq
Magar rusvaayi ton vee darr rahe ho,

Avalla ishq laggiya hai jadon da,
Khusi day naal dukh vee jar rahe ho,
Badaa pachhtaa rahe ho pyaar paa kay,
Jo ainay thanday haukay bhar rahe ho,
Kidhar chaley ho ainaa bann sanvar kay,
Havaa day naal gallan kar rahe ho,
Khuda jaaney ho saathon kee chhupaunday,
Jhijak day naal gallan kar rahe ho,
Mohabbat da vee damm bharday ho be-shaq,
Magar rusvaayi ton vee darr rahe ho,
Nazar aaye ho muddat baad saanu,
Meri jaan dasso khaan kidhar rahe ho,

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8.

Hi-Tech Pictures

Posted by: "Jex" jexngill@gmail.com   killerdoc2

Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:21 pm (PST)

9.

Illusions 4

Posted by: "Jex" jexngill@gmail.com   killerdoc2

Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:21 pm (PST)

10.

Magic in the Wind

Posted by: "Jex" jexngill@gmail.com   killerdoc2

Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:22 pm (PST)

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New Year - Employee Rules and Regulations

Posted by: "black rose" sweetawni@gmail.com   sweet.awni

Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:25 pm (PST)

* New Year - Employee Rules and Regulations*

**Dress Code*

It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary.

If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you
are doing well financially and therefore do not need a raise.

If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better,so that
you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore do not need a raise.

If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore do
not need a raise.

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**Sick Days**

We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness.

If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

************

**Personal Days**

Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called
Saturday and Sunday.

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**Toilet Use* *

Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict
three-minute time limit in the stalls.

At the end of the three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll
will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken.

After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company
bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders category".

Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sectioned under the company's
mental health policy!

You are allowed to use the rest room only thrice a day and you have to swipe
in and out from the toilet doors also.

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**Lunch Break**

Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more, so that
they can look healthy.

Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to
maintain their average figure.

Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to
drink a slim fast.

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Don't read junk and forwarded mails.

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Thank you for your loyalty to our company.

We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore,

All questions, comments,concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations,
aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations,
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Weird Hats

Posted by: "black rose" sweetawni@gmail.com   sweet.awni

Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:25 pm (PST)

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Missile Art ( wOw )

Posted by: "black rose" sweetawni@gmail.com   sweet.awni

Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:25 pm (PST)

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Dinosaur And Pig ( Funny Animation )

Posted by: "black rose" sweetawni@gmail.com   sweet.awni

Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:27 pm (PST)

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Illusions 3

Posted by: "Jex" jexngill@gmail.com   killerdoc2

Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:27 pm (PST)

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Marry Christmas

Posted by: "black rose" sweetawni@gmail.com   sweet.awni

Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:27 pm (PST)

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Funny Babies World

Posted by: "innocent.peacock" innocent.peacock@gmail.com   black.peacock

Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:30 pm (PST)

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(no subject)

Posted by: "vinay tm" vinay_tm@yahoo.co.in   vinay_tm

Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:30 pm (PST)

Dosti suraj jaise nahi, Jo raat ko chali jaye, dosti chand jaise bhi nahi, jo din me dikhai na de. Dosti ho tho aansu jaise jo khushi aur gum dono me sath de....

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YOU'RE SO SWEET, SO SEXY, SO CUTE, SO KIND ........

Posted by: "glassnost" mush2talk@yahoo.com   mush2talk

Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:30 pm (PST)



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20.

Christmas Collections Final Set {{HQ Wallpapers}}

Posted by: "Nee Enge" nee.enge@yahoo.com   nee.enge

Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:31 pm (PST)

This is the final set of wallpapers for Christmas from me. Hope you enjoy
them and share them with your friends. Remember to send me your comments
and suggestions as they motivate me to share more variety of quality
wallpapers.

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<|| EiD-ul-Adha Mubarak ||>

Posted by: "♪,Faree♪," neeli.ankhain@gmail.com   neeli.ankhain

Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:32 pm (PST)

22.

earning money tips for u through net

Posted by: "sri harsha gamidi" sriharshagamidi@yahoo.co.in   sriharshagamidi

Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:35 pm (PST)


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Fwd: {funlok} : The Husband Store

Posted by: "billoo brar" fikernot525@yahoo.com   fikernot525

Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:36 pm (PST)



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Jewel Of Atlantis

Posted by: "Love is Life" broken.drop@gmail.com   broken.drop

Thu Dec 20, 2007 8:36 pm (PST)

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