Tuesday, December 29, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2518

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Do you like my mails... tell me...

Posted by: "SAM" sam_200391@yahoo.com   sam_200391

Mon Dec 28, 2009 9:03 am (PST)



 

Do you like my mails... tell me...

 
 
 

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Ye ley....

Bol acche lagte haina mere mails, Bol Bol

 
 
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>>>Why God made friends >>>

Posted by: "Kriya Baba" kriyababa2@gmail.com

Mon Dec 28, 2009 9:03 am (PST)



WHY GOD MADE FRIENDS

God made the world with a heartful of love,
Then He looked down from Heaven above,
And saw that we all need a helping hand,
Someone to share with, who'll understand.
He made special people to see us through
The glad times and the sad times, too;
A person on whom we can always depend,
Someone we can call a friend.
God made friends so we'll carry a part
Of His perfect love in all our hearts
—Jill Wolf

Do all the good you can,
By all the means you can,
In all the ways you can,
In all the places you can,
At all the times you can,
To all the people you can,
As long as you can.
—John Wesley

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With Love,
Ganesh Baba

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Mittal Moving Palace

Posted by: "Kasimi Nafees" nnk0072002@yahoo.co.in   nnk0072002

Mon Dec 28, 2009 9:54 am (PST)



Mittal Moving Palace
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Only u

Posted by: "Avi Dil Se..." avivaghasiya@yahoo.com   avivaghasiya

Mon Dec 28, 2009 10:18 am (PST)



Only u
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HAPPY !! HAPPY !! BRAND NEW 2010..............

Posted by: "SAM" sam_200391@yahoo.com   sam_200391

Mon Dec 28, 2009 10:27 am (PST)



 

"Wishing You All The Very Bestest & Success in All Your endeavors, ameen"....."HAPPY !! HAPPY !! BRAND NEW 2010 !!"
Love & Warmest Wishes,
Sameer

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everyone ask me why I smoke so much .....

Posted by: "vijay israni" vijay_israni_guruaashish@yahoo.co.in   vijay_israni_guruaashish

Mon Dec 28, 2009 10:40 am (PST)



everyone ask me why I smoke so much .....
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Funny New Year resolutions for 2010.....!!!!!

Posted by: "NARESHVAKHARIA" NARESHVAKHARIA@GMAIL.COM   nareshvakharia

Mon Dec 28, 2009 10:43 am (PST)



*I will no longer waste my time relieving the*

*past,instead I will spend it worrying on the future.*

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*I will not bore my boss by ,with the same excuses*

*for taking leaves.I will think of some more excuses.*

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*I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.I will*

*avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve*

*more water.*

*I promise to clean my room once a week even though*

*I haven't cleaned it more than once in the this year.*

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*Draw up a list of people who were nasty to you in this*

*year,get your own back on them in the next year.*

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*Drink more.Wasn't it Benjamin Franklin who said,"Beer*

*is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.*

*So be happy.*

*Eat more tasty things like candy, Big Macs,KFCs,popcorns*

*and ice creams.Eat less crap like fresh fruit,vegetables and*

*soy stuffs and nuts.*

*Work less ,take it easy.All work and no play can*

*make you a dull boy/girl.Take up a new habit like*

*smoking for it helps keep tobacco workers in jobs.*

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*I will treat my girlfriend better,I won't make her *

*carry all the groceries the next time we go to*

*the market.*

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*I promise to always replace the gas nozzle before*

*driving away from the pump.*

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*'HAPPY NEW YEAR,2010'*

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*YOUR SMILE IS YOUR BEST FRIEND._._._.MAKE IT SOME ONE ELSE'S TOO !
BE HAPPY,IT'S ONE WAY OF BEING WISE,
NARESH VAKHARIA*
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Friday, December 25, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2517

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IDIOTS OF THE YEAR From: Shankar Kyatham

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Thursday, December 24, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2516

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1.
Dil me phanse ho..... From: Damodar Prasad Arya
2.
To mere pass paa hai From: SAM
3.
WHY INDIA IS IN TROUBLE? From: Pradeep Sharma

Messages

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Dil me phanse ho.....

Posted by: "Damodar Prasad Arya" damodar_basketball@yahoo.com   damodar_basketball

Wed Dec 23, 2009 6:15 pm (PST)



Aap hamare Dil me base ho....
Aap hamare Dil me base ho....

Thoda Side me ho jaaiye...

Saans lele wali nali me phanse ho....

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To mere pass paa hai

Posted by: "SAM" sam_200391@yahoo.com   sam_200391

Wed Dec 23, 2009 6:28 pm (PST)



To mere pass paa hai
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WHY INDIA IS IN TROUBLE?

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com   pradeepsharma1969

Wed Dec 23, 2009 6:38 pm (PST)



WHY INDIA IS IN TROUBLE?
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Tuesday, December 22, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2515

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1.
Wrong email id !! From: kamini
2.
~*~ Pappu Pass Ho Gaya  ~*~ From: SAM
3.
FUNNY SMS FOR U From: sharma_sonu37
4.
If u dont send mails..... From: Venkat Katake

Messages

1.

Wrong email id !!

Posted by: "kamini" kaminipancholi@yahoo.co.uk   kaminipancholi

Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:45 am (PST)





A man checked into a hotel.
There was a computer in his room,
So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.

However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile... Somewhere in Houston ,
a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral.The widow decided to check her e-mail,
expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room,
found his mother on the floor,
and saw the computer screen which read:
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To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached
Date: 28 July 2008

I know you're surprised to hear from me.
They gave computers here, and we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones.
I've just reached and have been checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!

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~*~ Pappu Pass Ho Gaya  ~*~

Posted by: "SAM" sam_200391@yahoo.com   sam_200391

Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:49 am (PST)



 "Friendship is the bridge between earth and heaven"

  

 

 
 
 
 

 

PappuPass Ho Gaya

 

 
 
************ *****

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

************ *****

TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!

************ *****

TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"

TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
PAPPU : I is...

TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

************ *****

TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of " COINCIDENCE?"

PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

************ *****

TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

************ *****

PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

************ *****

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !

PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.

************ *****

TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?

PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

************ *****

TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as yourbrother' s. Did you copy his ?

PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !

************ ****

TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

PAPPU: A teacher

 
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FUNNY SMS FOR U

Posted by: "sharma_sonu37" sharma_sonu37@yahoo.com   sharma_sonu37

Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:58 am (PST)



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If u dont send mails.....

Posted by: "Venkat Katake" venkatkatake88@yahoo.com   venkatkatake88

Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:48 pm (PST)




Best Regards
-VENKAT-

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Friday, December 18, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2514

Messages In This Digest (8 Messages)

1.
Letter to Ex-girlfriend ( Funny humor ) From: Rajkrishna Verma
2.
Log Aap se Jealous q hotey hein? From: Rajkrishna Verma
3.
love marriage and arrange marriage From: Rajkrishna Verma
4.
City on Water From: k~H~a~N
5.
Letter to Ex-girlfriend (Funny humor) From: ganesh kumble
6.
Greater Than God...- Mother From: Pradeep Sharma
7a.
Best Mail From: Rajkrishna Verma
8.
friends make life From: Solo Cool

Messages

1.

Letter to Ex-girlfriend ( Funny humor )

Posted by: "Rajkrishna Verma" rajkrishna_rajkrishna@yahoo.co.in   rajkrishna_rajkrishna

Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:31 am (PST)





 
Thanks & Regards
Rajkrishna Verma

 

 

 

 
 

 

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Log Aap se Jealous q hotey hein?

Posted by: "Rajkrishna Verma" rajkrishna_rajkrishna@yahoo.co.in   rajkrishna_rajkrishna

Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:56 am (PST)



Log Aap se Jealous q hotey hein?
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love marriage and arrange marriage

Posted by: "Rajkrishna Verma" rajkrishna_rajkrishna@yahoo.co.in   rajkrishna_rajkrishna

Thu Dec 17, 2009 10:58 am (PST)



 
Thanks & Regards
Rajkrishna Verma

Love Aur Arrange Marriage Main Kya Faraq Hai?

Love Marriage Main Aap Apni Girlfriend Se Shadi Kartay Hain.

Aur

Arrange Marriage Main

Kisi Aur Ki Girlfriend Se. :-)....

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City on Water

Posted by: "k~H~a~N" khan_isback48@yahoo.com   khan_isback48

Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:26 am (PST)



City on Water
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Letter to Ex-girlfriend (Funny humor)

Posted by: "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble101@yahoo.com   ganeshkumble101

Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:29 am (PST)



Letter to Ex-girlfriend (Funny humor)
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Greater Than God...- Mother

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com   pradeepsharma1969

Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:36 am (PST)



Greater Than God...- Mother
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Best Mail

Posted by: "Rajkrishna Verma" rajkrishna_rajkrishna@yahoo.co.in   rajkrishna_rajkrishna

Thu Dec 17, 2009 11:39 am (PST)



Best Mail
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friends make life

Posted by: "Solo Cool" solo4ucool@yahoo.in   solo4ucool

Thu Dec 17, 2009 12:25 pm (PST)



friends make life
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