Tuesday, December 22, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2515

Messages In This Digest (4 Messages)

1.
Wrong email id !! From: kamini
2.
~*~ Pappu Pass Ho Gaya  ~*~ From: SAM
3.
FUNNY SMS FOR U From: sharma_sonu37
4.
If u dont send mails..... From: Venkat Katake

Messages

1.

Wrong email id !!

Posted by: "kamini" kaminipancholi@yahoo.co.uk   kaminipancholi

Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:45 am (PST)





A man checked into a hotel.
There was a computer in his room,
So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.

However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile... Somewhere in Houston ,
a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral.The widow decided to check her e-mail,
expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room,
found his mother on the floor,
and saw the computer screen which read:
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To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached
Date: 28 July 2008

I know you're surprised to hear from me.
They gave computers here, and we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones.
I've just reached and have been checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!

2.

~*~ Pappu Pass Ho Gaya  ~*~

Posted by: "SAM" sam_200391@yahoo.com   sam_200391

Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:49 am (PST)



 "Friendship is the bridge between earth and heaven"

  

 

 
 
 
 

 

PappuPass Ho Gaya

 

 
 
************ *****

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

************ *****

TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!

TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!

************ *****

TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"

TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

************ *****

TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
PAPPU : I is...

TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

************ *****

TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of " COINCIDENCE?"

PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."

************ *****

TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

************ *****

PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

************ *****

TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !

PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.

************ *****

TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?

PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

************ *****

TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as yourbrother' s. Did you copy his ?

PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !

************ ****

TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

PAPPU: A teacher

 
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FUNNY SMS FOR U

Posted by: "sharma_sonu37" sharma_sonu37@yahoo.com   sharma_sonu37

Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:58 am (PST)



FUNNY SMS FOR U
4.

If u dont send mails.....

Posted by: "Venkat Katake" venkatkatake88@yahoo.com   venkatkatake88

Mon Dec 21, 2009 1:48 pm (PST)




Best Regards
-VENKAT-

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