Sunday, April 26, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2224

Messages In This Digest (8 Messages)

1.
DARD -E - DOST From: Rajnish Purohit
2.
ZINDAGI From: Rajnish Purohit
3.
Aao Aaj is Sharab KO ( SMS ShYaRi ) From: Hi it's Varsha
4.
Baniya:) From: Sunny Chevli
5.
Aakhir Kyu From: bhagyashree pednekar
6.
Mere pyar From: prachi_undalkar
7.
Aaj ka Naya Joke From: Satish Chavda
8.
Is This Best Moments in Life ????????????? From: Tarun Dutta 

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1.

DARD -E - DOST

Posted by: "Rajnish Purohit" kni_tapshya@yahoo.co.in   kni_tapshya

Sat Apr 25, 2009 3:50 am (PDT)



€ ¦ 
EK DARD KI DUNIYA HE IDHAR DEKH TO LE,
2.

ZINDAGI

Posted by: "Rajnish Purohit" kni_tapshya@yahoo.co.in   kni_tapshya

Sat Apr 25, 2009 3:55 am (PDT)



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3.

Aao Aaj is Sharab KO ( SMS ShYaRi )

Posted by: "Hi it's Varsha" varsha.sanyal@gmail.com   varsha.sanyal

Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:10 am (PDT)



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4.

Baniya:)

Posted by: "Sunny Chevli" debuggaaaaa@yahoo.co.in   debuggaaaaa

Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:13 am (PDT)



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5.

Aakhir Kyu

Posted by: "bhagyashree pednekar" pednekarbhagyashree@yahoo.com   pednekarbhagyashree

Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:32 am (PDT)



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6.

Mere pyar

Posted by: "prachi_undalkar" prachi_undalkar@yahoo.co.in   prachi_undalkar

Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:35 am (PDT)



Mere pyar ka yu mazak bana diya hai
7.

Aaj ka Naya Joke

Posted by: "Satish Chavda" schavda2005@yahoo.co.in   schavda2005

Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:44 am (PDT)



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8.

Is This Best Moments in Life ?????????????

Posted by: "Tarun Dutta " tarun_lotika@yahoo.co.in   tarun_lotika

Sat Apr 25, 2009 4:52 am (PDT)



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