Sunday, January 3, 2010

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2521

Messages In This Digest (6 Messages)

Messages

1.

Hasna Zaruri hai Part-2. Funny SMS Shayaris..

Posted by: "Hassan Ali" shayariworld@ymail.com   shayariworld@ymail.com

Sat Jan 2, 2010 10:39 am (PST)





Hasna Zaruri hai Part-2.
Funny SMS Shayaris..

Bandar ki Beti Apne Baap se Boli

Papa Papa Mujhe Shadi Karni Hai

Beta thoda intezar karo kyonki

Dulha Abhi SMS Read Kar Rahi hai

PANI AANAY KI BAAT KARTE HOO

DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO

CHAR DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA

TUM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO

Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai

Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai

upar likha hai most wanted

neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai

usne mehndi laga rakhi thi

humne uski doli utha rakhi thi

hum ko maloom tha ke woh bewafa niklegi

issi liye humne uski behan pata rakhi thi

APPLE KAT'TA HO KNIFE SE

PANI PITA HO PIPE SE

KIYA ZAMANA AGAYA HAI

JUTAI KHATA HO TUM WIFE SE

Ishq Me Dekh Tera Kya Haal Ho Gaya,

Badan Se Badbu Maar Rahi Hai,

Tujhe Nahaye Hue Zamana Ho Gaya.

Internet par ladki pataayi

Internet par ho gayi sagaayi

Internet par divorce ho gaya

Is bahaane computer ka course ho gaya

PYAR MAIN KISI NE DHOKHA KHAYA

TO KISI NE KASAM KHAI HAI
Tum WO MAJNOO HAI

JIS NE SIRF LAAT KHAI HAI

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,

Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,

Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,

Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!

Na ishq karna mere yaar

ye ladkiya bahut satati hai

na karna in par aitbar

ye kharch bahut karwati hai

recharge tum karwa ke dete ho

or number mera lagati hai

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi

Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi

Socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge

Magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi

Aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi

Are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi

Jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi..

Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain

Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain,

pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain,

Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro,

Ek Dhoka hain Jise hum sab PYAAR kehte hain!

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,

Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge,

Agar wo aa jayegi meri zindagi me,

To lalu ki kasam Bihar me bhi Tajmahal bana denge.

DOSTI KI KADAR KARTE HAI HUM

AASMA MEIN SITARE HAI JITNE

YAKIN NA HO TO CALL KAR KE DEKHLO

BAAT KARENGEY AAPKE MOBILE MEIN PAISE HO JITNE

Yeh jo hasinao ke baal hote hai,

ladko ko fasane ke jaal hote hai,

pee jati hai sara khoon ladko ka

tabhi to gaal itne laal hote hai..

Tum door sahi majboor sahi,

par yaad tumhari aati hai,

Jab saans wahan par

leti ho toh badboo yahaan par aati hai

DOSTI KI KADAR KARTE HAI HUM

AASMA MEIN SITARE HAI JITNE

YAKIN NA HO TO CALL KAR KE DEKHLO

BAAT KARENGEY AAPKE MOBILE MEIN PAISE HO JITNE

Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya
Usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya.
Woh
marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,
Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke
intezar mein.

Har gali phoolon se saja rakhi hai,

Har chowk pe ladkiyan bitha rakhi hai,

Na jane kis raste se aap aaoge,

Isliye har ladki ko ek-ek raakhi thama rakhi hai.

 
Mail is Composed and Sent by

Syed Hassan Ali

Group Owner and Moderator

Shayariworld Group

Mobile no:9885290563

Hyderabad India

mail id:shayariworld@ymail.com

 

Click Here to join Shayariworld Group
To
get Heart touching beautiful SMS,
Shayries,Ghazals,Poems,Cute mails

 


http://Shaayariworld.blogspot.com/ http://humour-tum.blogspot.com/

The INTERNET now has a personality. YOURS! See your Yahoo! Homepage. http://in.yahoo.com/
Back to top
Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)
2.

ASU CHOD GAYA

Posted by: "git" prachi_undalkar@yahoo.co.in   prachi_undalkar

Sat Jan 2, 2010 10:59 am (PST)



!!SARA JAHAN CHOD AYE TERELIYE!!
!!KHUSHIYA CHOD AYE TERELIYE!!
!!APNOKO CHODA AYE TERELIYE!!
!!AUR VO ASU CHOD GAYA HAMARELIYE!!

Back to top
Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)
3.

Husband and Wife Funny Jokes.. Kindly forward to all your Friends

Posted by: "Hassan Ali" shayariworld@ymail.com   shayariworld@ymail.com

Sat Jan 2, 2010 11:13 am (PST)





Husband and Wife Funny Jokes..
Kindly forward to all your Friends

Hi dudes!

Lets start with a little smile on your face
to become pleasant feelings and
healthy positive emotions.

To make u all smile and Enjoy..

Husband and Wife Jokes!!!!!


1) Wife: Aapko meri khoobsurati zayada

achi lagti hay ya aqalmandi..?

Husband: Mujhey to tumhari ye mazaaq ki

aadat bohot achi Lagti Häy...

2) Husband: Malang baba, meri biwi bohot

pareshan karti hai, Koi hal batao.

Malang: Beta, hal hota to
mein malang kiu banta..?

3) Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?

Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to
kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi.

4) Wife: Main bazar ja rahi hoon,
mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!

Husband (ghusay se): Tumhen Rupay se ziada
aqal ki zaroorat hai!

Wife: Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai,
jo aap k pass mojood hai!

5) wife aur Husband Mazaar se Nikle to aik
Faqeer ne kaha:
Shehzadi 5 rupey de de, Andha hoon.

Husband: De do, Tumhe Shehzadi kaha hai
to zaroor andha ho ga.

6) An old man married a young Girl,

Someone asks the GiRL: Aap ne in mein
Shadi ke liye kiya daikha?

Girl: Aik to inki INCOME or dosray in ke Din kam.

7) They say that when a man holds a woman's hand
before marriage, it is love;

After marriage: It is self-defense

8)Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag
to the office. Why?

Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,
I look at your
picture
and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,

"What other problem can there be greater than this one?

9)How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:

Yr 1. Janu

Yr 2. O G.

Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho?

Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa

And then...

Yr 7. Kahan mar gaye?

Yr 8. Tum aate ho k main aaon?

10) Teacher: Wo Kon si Cheez Hai Jo Insaan

Ki Izzat Ko Mazbooti Se Jakhre Rakhti Hai?

Student: MISS, SHALWAR KA NARRA

11) Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??

Wife remains silent ��

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??

Wife : Abbe gin ne to De�.

12) Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:

�Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.�

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur

Boli �Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti�

13)Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream

That u were sending me

Jewelry and clothes!

Husband: yeah, I saw

your dad paying the bill !!!

14) What´s the diff between Dava & Daru?

Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date
and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi
utna sir chad ke bolegi.

15)Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!

Wife:Nonsense it´s only a matter of patience,

I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

16) Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye
tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,

Wife nay pocha,"Koun Thi Wo?"

Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,

main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

Click here to join

Hum-Our-Tum Group
for Latest Breaking news and
information around the world,
Inspirational

and Motivational mails

Please join my Shayariworld and Hum-Our-Tum Group Blogs:For Non Stop Entertainment daily with Thoughts,
Infotainment,Love and Friendship Quotes and
Much More join and Find Yourself


http://Shaayariworld.blogspot.com/ http://hum-our-tum.blogspot.com/

The INTERNET now has a personality. YOURS! See your Yahoo! Homepage. http://in.yahoo.com/
Back to top
Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)
4.

YAAD DILATI HAI

Posted by: "Shankar" shankaradhikari99@yahoo.com   shankaradhikari99

Sat Jan 2, 2010 6:43 pm (PST)



RAH RAH KE DIL KI DHADKANE

TERA NAAM LETI HAI

NAA CHAHTE HUE BHI TERI AKSHAR

YAAD DILATI HAI

YE JANTE HUE BHI KE TUMHE HUMSE

MUHABBAT NAHI HAI

SAMJHAYA BAHUT FIR BHI NA JAANE

KYU SAMAJHTA NAHI HAI

shankaradhikari

09910835188

Back to top
Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)
5.

Information about your Cell phone...

Posted by: "Kasimi Nafees" nnk0072002@yahoo.co.in   nnk0072002

Sat Jan 2, 2010 6:52 pm (PST)



Information about your Cell phone...
Back to top
Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)
6.

Jab Yeh Jeena Hai Dosto To Phir Marna Kya Hai..

Posted by: "Rajnish Purohit" kni_tapshya@yahoo.co.in   kni_tapshya

Sat Jan 2, 2010 8:44 pm (PST)



Jab Yeh Jeena Hai Dosto To Phir Marna Kya Hai..
Back to top
Reply to sender | Reply to group | Reply via web post
Messages in this topic (1)
Recent Activity
Visit Your Group
Group Charity

Stop Cyberbullying

Keep your kids

safe from bullying

Yahoo! Groups

Mental Health Zone

Learn about issues

Find support

Yahoo! Groups

Do More For Dogs Group

Connect and share with

dog owners like you

Need to Reply?

Click one of the "Reply" links to respond to a specific message in the Daily Digest.

Create New Topic | Visit Your Group on the Web
Do you like to enjoy/share Funny Pictures wallpapers
paintings collections and funny stuff?

Then this website is for you only.

You can visit,register,post nice articles,pictures here.
Membership is free.

http://funnypicturecollections.com

So you have chance to have chance to publish things
to lakhs of visitors.

Thanking you

Aap ka friend

Ganesh Kumble
ganeshkumble101@gmail.com
Posted by at

No comments:

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)