Wednesday, January 5, 2011

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2803

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1a.
Funny Jokes From: tmnkhushi
2a.
Wife and Girlfriend From: Raj Singh
3.
DAILY MIX FUN (part-46) From: $AMIN.K
4.
Dhoondta Hu... From: ! ! ! Shaiprajapati ! ! !
5a.
good morning From: ! ! ! Shaiprajapati ! ! !
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Djibouti - P2 (Africa) From: Mussa leeya
7a.
SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-6 TO 10 From: ajay gaikwad
8.
Majboori hamari vo jaan na sake From: Shailesh
9.
FAMILY From: Pradeep Sharma
10.
Happy Birthday Deepika Padukone From: ! ! ! Shaiprajapati ! ! !
11.
(Nice) One loving Hug From: Vinay Garg
12.
Life Still Has Meaning From: Vinay Garg

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1a.

Funny Jokes

Posted by: "tmnkhushi" tmnkhushi@yahoo.in   shaiprajapati

Tue Jan 4, 2011 3:23 am (PST)



Funny Jokes
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2a.

Wife and Girlfriend

Posted by: "Raj Singh" rajengg06@yahoo.co.in   rajengg06

Tue Jan 4, 2011 4:28 am (PST)



Wife and Girlfriend
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DAILY MIX FUN (part-46)

Posted by: "$AMIN.K" samin_rk@yahoo.co.in   samin_rk

Tue Jan 4, 2011 5:05 am (PST)



DAILY MIX FUN (part-46)
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4.

Dhoondta Hu...

Posted by: "! ! ! Shaiprajapati ! ! !" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in   shaiprajapati

Tue Jan 4, 2011 6:09 am (PST)



Dhoondta Hu...
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5a.

good morning

Posted by: "! ! ! Shaiprajapati ! ! !" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in   shaiprajapati

Tue Jan 4, 2011 6:16 am (PST)



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6.

Djibouti - P2 (Africa)

Posted by: "Mussa leeya" mussakassam@gmail.com   mussakassam

Tue Jan 4, 2011 10:01 am (PST)



*Tasweer-ke Hin/Eng sandeshen Gujarati-me: *
* -૪૨/૦૧: સંસારમાં કશું ના અવળે તેનો વાંધો નથી,પણ એડજસ્ટ થતા તો આવડવું જ
જોઈએ..
-૪૩/૦૨: જેને તમે જોક સમજી રહ્યા છો પણ યાદ રાખો એ તમને
ભારે શોક આપશે...
-૪૪/૦૩: સામેની વ્યક્તિ જરા
વધારે પ્રમાણમાં ભોળી હતી એટલે તમે ચતુર કહેવાયા એ વાત જીંદગીમાં ભૂલશો નહિ..
-૪૫/૦૪: ઉડવા
કરતાય આપને જયારે ઝુકી જઈએ છીએ ત્યારે આપણે વિવેકની નિકટ હોઈએ છીએ...
-૪૬/૦૫:
જેની સાથે તમે hasyaa, કુદ્યા તેને કદાચ ભૂલી શકો, જેની સાથે તમે રુદન કર્યું
તેને કદાપી ભૂલી શકવાના નથી...
-૪૭/૦૬: આપણે આપના સત્યો કરતા અસત્યોનો વધુ જોરશોરથી બચાવ કરીએ છીએ...

-૪૮/૦૭: વીતેલા જીવનની ચિંતા છોડો, બાકીનું જીવન સુધારવા
પ્રયત્ન કરો તો તમારું જીવન સુખમય થશે...
-૪૯/૦૮: જે મેં આપ્યું તે મારી પાસે છે, જે મેં
ખર્ચું તે મારી પાસે હતું, જે મેં મારી પાસે રાખી મુક્યું તે મેં ગુમાવ્યું...
મુસા કાસમ. *
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[image: Funny Animated Pictures]
ulfat-ka deeya hamne iss dil-me jalaya hay; ummid-ke phoolon-se iss ghar-ko
sajaya hay ! @ # $ % ^ u0026 * ( ) : " u003c ? u003e /.,;'[]......*ઉલફટકા
દિયા હમને ઇસ દિલમે જલાયા હે, ઉમ્મીદ્કે ફૂલોસે ઇસ ઘરકો સજાયા હે! *
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7a.

SUHANI KE SUHANE HINDI JOKES-6 TO 10

Posted by: "ajay gaikwad" ajay.gkwd09@gmail.com   urheart_joy

Tue Jan 4, 2011 10:03 am (PST)






Yuvti- "Wah Telephone Directory me hai!"
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

Yuvak- "Achaa aur tumhara naam kya hai?"
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

Yuvti- "Wah bhi usi pustak me milega!"
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Premika- "Dear, tum murgiyo ko garam paani
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se kyu nehala rahe ho?"
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Premi- "Taaki ye uble hue ande de!"
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Premika- "Tum jaise bhi ho, mere ho jao!"
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Premi- "Mai itni jaldi kuch nahi keh sakta!"
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Premika- "Mujhe abhi jawaab chahiye, kyuki yahi
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sawaal mujhe auro se bhi karna hai!"
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Yuvak- "Mai us ladki se shadi karunga,
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jo acha khaana banana jaanti ho, saadgi
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se rehti ho aur ghar ko savaar sakti ho!"
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

Yuvti- "Mere ghar aanaa! Ye saare gunn meri
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naukrani me hai!" <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Patni- "Kya dhund rahe ho?"
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Pati- "Oh!, kuch nahi, kuch nahi!"
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Patni- "Kuch nahi us botal me milega aapko,
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jisme pehle sharaab hua karti thi!"
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Santa- "Agar Ishwar ne sansaar ko banayaa hai
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to wo hame darshan kyu nahi deta?"
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Banta- "Shaayad isliye kyuki jis prakaar kaa
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sansaar usne banayaa hai,
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uski vajah se vo bechaara kisi ko muh dikhaane
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

ke kaabil nahi raha!"
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Pita- "Munna, tum apni kakshaa me sabse peeche ho!"
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Munna- "Nahi pitaji, mere peeche deewaar bhi hai!"
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Santa- "Abe yaar, naali me badi durgandh
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aati hai, finaail kyu nahi daalte?"
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Banta- "Aapko kaise pata chala ki durgandh
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aati hai?" <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

Santa- "Naak se!" <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

Banta (hanste hue)- "To aap apni naak me
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finaail kyu nahi chidakvaa lete?"
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kahaaniyo ke paathak kitne hai?"
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Lekhak- "Kewal ek" <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

Ladka- "Vah kaun?" <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

Lekhak- "Mera Typist"
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Ladka- "Is dukaan me agar kaam karna hai, to ek
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baat hamesha yaad rakhna ki graahak hamesha sahi
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bolta hai. Ab batao yah yuvti kya keh rahi thi?"
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Naukar- "Vah keh rahi thi ki is dukaan ka maalik
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gadha hai!" <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Ladki- "Aap kaise saabit kar sakte ho ki
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jaanwaro ki aankhe tej hoti hai?"
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Ladka- "Maine aaj tak kisi bhi jaanwar
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ko chashma lagaaye nahi dekha!"
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Ek ladka aur ladki motor cycle par safar
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kar rahe the, aage gadha aa gaya.
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Ladka- "Ye aapka saga sambhandi hai kya?"
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Ladki- "Kyu nahi, shaadi ke baad to mera sambhand
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isi tarah ke praaniyo se hoga!"
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Maasterji- "Mohan batao, agar surya nahi
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hota to kya hota?" <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

Mohan- "Shrimaan, bijli ka kharch badh jaata!"
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Judge- "Tum motor tej kyu chala rahe the?"
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Abhiyukt (bahaana banaate hue)- "Hujur, baat yah
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hai ki motor ke break kharaab ho gaye the! Isliye
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maine socha ki sheeghra ghar par pahunch jaana
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

chahiye varna koi durghatna ho jaayegi!"
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Seth- "Muneemji, aapne acha naukar nahi
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rakha, vah to langda hai!"
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Muneemji- "Sethji, yadi vah rupya lekar
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bhaag gaya to police ko dhundne me dikkat na
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

padegi! Isliye use rakha hai!"
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Vidhyaarthi- "Maasterji, var ka kya arth hai?"
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Maasterji- "Var maayne pati, maalik, dulha
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aur angreji me husband!"
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Vidhyaarthi- "Aur saahab, guruvar ka matlab?"
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Vakeel- "To tum maante ho ki tumne sundarlal
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ke kaan par chura maara hai?"
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Abhiyukt- "Sarkaar, kaan par to bhool se lag gaya,
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mai to uske gale par maarna chahta tha!"
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Baap- "Salvaar kaun sa vachan hai?"
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Beta- "Pitaaji, upar se ek vachan tatha niche
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se bahuvachan!" <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Saleem- "Kya tum bata sakte ho ki cycle
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kaun-sa ling hai?" <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

Nafees- "Isme bhi koi baat hai, jab ladka savaar
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ho to pulling aur jab ladki savaar ho to streelig!"
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Maaster- "Tinku, vah chadi utha lao!"
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Tinku- "Nahi Maasterji!"
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Maaster- "Kyu?" <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

Tinku- "Isliye ki vah chadi mujhe maarti hai!"
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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ladka apane lekhak se- "Yaar tumhari
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*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*Yuvak- "Tumhara phone number kya
hai?" <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>




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8.

Majboori hamari vo jaan na sake

Posted by: "Shailesh" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in   shaiprajapati

Tue Jan 4, 2011 10:06 am (PST)



Majboori hamari vo jaan na sake
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9.

FAMILY

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com   pradeepsharma1969

Tue Jan 4, 2011 4:31 pm (PST)



FAMILY
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10.

Happy Birthday Deepika Padukone

Posted by: "! ! ! Shaiprajapati ! ! !" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in   shaiprajapati

Tue Jan 4, 2011 11:06 pm (PST)



Happy Birthday Deepika Padukone
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11.

(Nice) One loving Hug

Posted by: "Vinay Garg" shammi.garg22@yahoo.com   shammi.garg22

Wed Jan 5, 2011 1:51 am (PST)



(Nice) One loving Hug
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12.

Life Still Has Meaning

Posted by: "Vinay Garg" shammi.garg22@yahoo.com   shammi.garg22

Wed Jan 5, 2011 1:58 am (PST)



Life Still Has Meaning
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