Tuesday, January 11, 2011

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2811

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Messages In This Digest (13 Messages)

1.
What is Hope.... From: Solo Cool
2.
Friends 'Til The End From: Pradeep Sharma
3a.
Keep Smiling From: Pradeep Sharma
4.
-----------FLIRTY WOMENS-------- From: sunny chouhan
5.
MASTERFUL ART SO BEAUTIFUL  PHOTOS OR PAINTINGS DINESH VORA From: Dule121@aol.com
6.
Mushkil Rahen Bhi Aasaan Ho Jati Hai. From: vaghela jitendra m.
7a.
GOOD MORNING From: ~~***ABB@S***~~
8a.
Re: FRIENDS I AM SO MUCH SAD AND CRYING NOW. From: ganesh kumble
9.
Meri friend ki yaad me kuch sms From: ganesh
10.
Useful Abbrevations. From: Ashish garg
11.
World Costliest Pen From: simran soni
12.
How to improve your Brain From: Ashish garg
13.
Preview Of Yamla Pagla Deewana From: ajaylulia

Messages

1.

What is Hope....

Posted by: "Solo Cool" solo4ucool@yahoo.in   solo4ucool

Mon Jan 10, 2011 11:19 am (PST)





hi dear friend....

Hope is knowing that a positive outcome awaits.

Hope is not only expecting a dream to come true,

But also having a deep assurance

That it's within your reach.

Hope is saying you can.

Hope is knowing that you can improve

And that you always get better with practice.

Hope is knowing that you can achieve your goals

Through hard work and persistence.

Hope is looking to the future with joy
And having an expectation of

Better things to come.

Hope is the knowledge that life is everlasting,
And that miracles happen every day.

Hope is something that never abandons you.

Even when your life is filled with

Sadness and disappointment,

A spark remains inside to help you

Get through the rough times.

Hope is one of God's greatest gifts to you,

Because it's the magic that inspires you

To keep trying, learning, loving, and living..

from u r loving
friend......

2.

Friends 'Til The End

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com   pradeepsharma1969

Mon Jan 10, 2011 11:35 am (PST)



Friends 'Til The End

Friends 'til the end,
That's what we always said,
Even when all hopes were dead.

Friends 'til the end,
We will always be,
Nothing can ever come between you and me.

Friends 'til the end,
Even when nothing will bend,
Our friendship we will always mend.

Friends 'til the end,
There's nothing we can't overcome,
I know you'll be there when I need someone.

Friends 'til the end,
We will never part,
As long as we have each other in our hearts.

Friends 'til the end,
Lies never told,
Standing together so strong and so bold.

Friends 'til the end,
With nowhere to begin,
I know I'll never be without you as a friend.

Friends 'til the end,
You can cry on my shoulder,
That's what I've always told her.

Friends 'til the end,
Through sun and snow,
While others still come and go.

Friends 'til the end,
When my light fades away,
She brings back the sunlight into my day.

Friends 'til the end,
Nothing else in mind,
Someone who's always there when you're in a bind.

Friends 'til the end,
All throughout time,
I'm proud to say you're a friend of mine.

Friends 'til the end,
Even with a fight,
We'll always be friends again that night.

Friend 'til the end,
Through thick and thin,
A strong friendship will always win.

Friends 'til the end,
Through laughter and tears,
With a friend you can overcome any fears.

Friend 'til the end,
We share all our dreams,
We will make it by any means.

Friends 'til the end,
Our hopes will all come true,
There's no other pair like me and you.

Friends 'til the end,
Through highs and lows,
When we're together anything goes.

Friends 'til the end,
We're in the same boat,
But it will always stay afloat.

Friends 'til the end,
I'll never be alone again,
As long as I have you as a friend.

Friends 'til the end,
No matter what people say,
We will always go our own way.

We may take other paths,
And go separate ways,
But we'll always meet at the bend,
Because we're friends 'til the end.

HAVE A NICE DAY

3a.

Keep Smiling

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com   pradeepsharma1969

Mon Jan 10, 2011 11:40 am (PST)



Keep Smiling

If at times you feel you want to cry
And life seems such a trial
Above the clouds theres a bright blue sky
So make your tears a smile.

As you travel on lifes way
With its many ups and downs
Remember its quite true to say
One smile is worth a dozen frowns.

Among the worlds expensive things
A smile is very cheap
And when you give a smile away,
You get one back to keep.

Happiness comes at times to all
But sadness comes unbidden
And sometimes a few tears must fall
Among the laughter hidden.

So when friends have sadness on their face
And troubles round them piled
The world will seem a better place
And all because you smiled.

A Smile!
It costs nothing but creates much.

It enriches those who receive it, without
improverishing those who give it.

It happens in a flash and the memory sometimes
lasts forever.

It creates happiness in the home, fosters Good
Will in business, and is the countersign of friends.

It is rest to the weary, daylight to the discouraged,
sunshine to the sad, and Nature's best antidote
for trouble.

It cannot be bought, begged, borrowed or stolen,
for it is something that is no earthly good to any
one till it is given away.

And if, you meet someone who is too weary to
give you a smile--leave one of yours.

For no one needs a smile quite so much as he
who has none left to give

HAVE A NICE DAY

4.

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Mon Jan 10, 2011 11:49 am (PST)





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5.

MASTERFUL ART SO BEAUTIFUL  PHOTOS OR PAINTINGS DINESH VORA

Posted by: "Dule121@aol.com" Dule121@aol.com   drv121

Mon Jan 10, 2011 12:22 pm (PST)






MASTERFUL ART SO BEAUTIFUL
PHOTOS OR PAINTINGS
DINESH VORA




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MASTERFUL ART SO BEAUTIFUL
PHOTOS OR PAINTINGS
DINESH VORA


COLORFUL AND BEAUTIFUL
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6.

Mushkil Rahen Bhi Aasaan Ho Jati Hai.

Posted by: "vaghela jitendra m." jitendra_jit_143@yahoo.co.in   jitendra_jit_143

Mon Jan 10, 2011 4:27 pm (PST)



Mushkil Rahen Bhi Aasaan Ho Jati Hai.
7a.

GOOD MORNING

Posted by: "~~***ABB@S***~~" azainab_97@yahoo.com   azainab_97

Mon Jan 10, 2011 8:24 pm (PST)



GOOD MORNING & HAVE A NICE DAY

Comfort on difficult days,
Smiles when sadness intrudes,
Rainbows to follow the clouds,
Laughter to feel your lips,
Sunsets to warm your heart,
Gentle hugs when spirits sag,
Friendships to brighten your being,
Beauty for your eyes to see,
Confidence for when you doubt,
Faith so that you can believe,
Courage to know yourself,
Patience to accept the truth,
And love to complete your life…! 

8a.

Re: FRIENDS I AM SO MUCH SAD AND CRYING NOW.

Posted by: "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble2011@gmail.com   ganeshkumble101

Mon Jan 10, 2011 8:28 pm (PST)



Shefali sister

Wo mujhe phone to kar sakti hai koi problem nahi hai.
Par wo ab job par nahi aa sakti.

Iska karan yahi hai ki unke ghar wale mujhe aur mujhe
galat samajh rahe hai.

Bus isi karan mai pareshan ho gaya hun.

Aap ka dost

Ganesh

On Tue, Jan 11, 2011 at 9:34 AM, shefali <shefali@voguestock.net> wrote:

> *mujhe to tumhare bat hi nahi smjh main aa rahi asa kaise ho sakta hai ki
> agar tum dono itne ache friend the to ab agar wo job chod kar chali gaye hai
> to tum dono phone par bhi bat nahi kar sakte ye bahut strange wali bat lag
> rahi hai ganesh brother.*
>
> ----- Original Message -----
> *From:* ganesh kumble <ganeshkumble2011@gmail.com>
> *To:* shefali <shefali@voguestock.net>
> *Sent:* Monday, January 10, 2011 5:06 PM
> *Subject:* Re: [Hindi_Jokes] FRIENDS I AM SO MUCH SAD AND CRYING NOW.
>
> Shefali ben
>
> Problem solve hone jaisa nahi hai.
>
> Aap ka friend
>
> Ganesh Kumble
> ganeshkumble2011@gmail.com
>
>
>
>
> On Mon, Jan 10, 2011 at 5:01 PM, shefali <shefali@voguestock.net> wrote:
>
>> *koi bat nahi thode din bad bat kar lena jab us ka mood thik ho jaye.*
>>
>> ----- Original Message -----
>> *From:* ganesh kumble <ganeshkumble2011@gmail.com>
>> *To:* shefali <shefali@voguestock.net>
>> *Sent:* Monday, January 10, 2011 4:38 PM
>> *Subject:* Re: [Hindi_Jokes] FRIENDS I AM SO MUCH SAD AND CRYING NOW.
>>
>> Yes call karne me koi problem nahi hai.
>> She is also feeling sad.Kuch aisi baten hai
>> jiske wajah se wo ab nahi aa payegi wapis.
>>
>> Ganesh
>>
>> On Mon, Jan 10, 2011 at 4:24 PM, shefali <shefali@voguestock.net> wrote:
>>
>>> u can call her and u can ask her how is she and her family?
>>>
>>>
>>> *Subject:* FRIENDS I AM SO MUCH SAD AND CRYING NOW.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> My dear Memers
>>>
>>> I am really sad today.
>>> One of my girl who was working with me
>>> has left her job.This was because of her family
>>> problem.
>>>
>>> Use mai apani sagi bahan se cum nahi samajta
>>> tha.Aur mai jo be khata tha uske sath share karta
>>> tha.Wo be mere lie din raat ek karke bahut bahut
>>> mahenat be karti thi.Wo meri salesgir be thi and
>>> she was my best friend also.
>>>
>>> Mujhe lagta hai ki ab mai us se kabi be nahi mil
>>> paunga.
>>>
>>> I am sad and i m really crying now.
>>>
>>> Mai ishwar se prarthna karunga ki wo jahan be
>>> rahe bhagwan use hamesha khush rakhe.
>>>
>>> Friends aap be uske lie dua karna ki wah hamesha
>>> khush rahe.
>>>
>>> Aap ka friend
>>>
>>> Ganesh Kumble
>>> ganeshkumble2011@gmail.com
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>
9.

Meri friend ki yaad me kuch sms

Posted by: "ganesh" ganeshkumble2011@gmail.com   ganeshkumble101

Mon Jan 10, 2011 9:30 pm (PST)



<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> Meri friend ki yaad me
mai aap ko kuch sms bejh raha hun.
Jo mujhe chod ke chali gayi hai hamesha ke lie.
Mujhe pata hai ki wah kabi vapis nahi aayegi.
Par uski yaad me aap ko kuch sms bhej raha hun.
Agar aap ko pasand aaye to aap be apne friend ko jarur bejna.

Agar aap ke pass samay ho to mujhe reply be jarur karna.

Aap ka pyara friend

Ganesh Kumble
ganeshkumble2011@gmail.com

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10.

Useful Abbrevations.

Posted by: "Ashish garg" ashish_garg_jbp@yahoo.co.in   ashish_garg_jbp

Mon Jan 10, 2011 11:17 pm (PST)



Useful Abbrevations.
11.

World Costliest Pen

Posted by: "simran soni" simransoni1986@gmail.com   simransoni1986

Mon Jan 10, 2011 11:59 pm (PST)



World Costliest Pen
12.

How to improve your Brain

Posted by: "Ashish garg" ashish_garg_jbp@yahoo.co.in   ashish_garg_jbp

Tue Jan 11, 2011 12:53 am (PST)




How to improve your Brain...

Everyone can take steps to improve their memory, and with time and
practice most people can gain the ability to memorize seemingly
impossible amounts of information. Whether you want to win the World
Memory Championships, ace your history test, or simply remember where
you put your keys, this article can get you started. Scientists believe
that exercising your brain can create a cognitive reserve that will
help you stay sharp as you age.

1. Convince yourself that you do have a good memory that will improve.
Too many people get stuck here and convince themselves that their memory is
bad, that they are just not good with names, that numbers just slip out
of their minds for some reason. Erase those thoughts and vow to improve
your memory. Commit yourself to the task and bask in your achievements
its hard to keep motivated if you beat yourself down every time you
make a little bit of progress.

2. Keep your brain active.
The brain is not a
muscle, but regularly exercising the brain actually does keep it
growing and spurs the development of new nerve connections that can
help improve memory. By developing new mental skills especially complex
ones such as learning a new language or learning to play a new musical
instrument and challenging your brain with puzzles and games you can
keep your brain active and improve its physiological functioning.

3. Exercise daily.
Regular aerobic exercise improves
circulation and efficiency throughout the body, including in the brain,
and can help ward off the memory loss that comes with aging. Exercise
also makes you more alert and relaxed, and can thereby improve your
memory uptake, allowing you to take better mental pictures.

4. Reduce stress.
Chronic stress, although it does not
physically damage the brain, can make remembering much more difficult.
Even temporary stresses can make it more difficult to effectively focus
on concepts and observe things. Try to relax, regularly practice yoga
or other stretching exercises, and see a doctor if you have severe
chronic stress.

5. Eat well and eat right.
There are a lot of herbal
supplements on the market that claim to improve memory, but none have
yet been shown to be effective in clinical tests (although small
studies have shown some promising results for ginkgo biloba and
phosphatidylserine). A healthy diet, however, contributes to a healthy
brain, and foods containing antioxidants—broccoli, blueberries,
spinach, and berries, for example—and Omega-3 fatty acids appear to
promote healthy brain functioning. Feed your brain with such
supplements as Thiamine, Vitamin E, Niacin and Vitamin B-6. Grazing,
eating 5 or 6 small meals throughout the day instead of 3 large meals,
also seems to improve mental functioning (including memory) by limiting
dips in blood sugar, which may negatively affect the brain.

6. Take better pictures.
Often we forget things not because our memory is bad,
but rather because our observational skills
need work. One common situation where this occurs (and which almost
everyone can relate to) is meeting new people. Often we don't really
learn peoples names at first because we arent really concentrating on
remembering them. You'll find that if you make a conscious effort to
remember such things, you'll do much better. One way to train yourself
to be more observant is to look at an unfamiliar photograph for a few
seconds and then turn the photograph over and describe or write down as
many details as you can about the photograph. Try closing your eyes and
picturing the photo in your mind. Use a new photograph each time you
try this exercise, and with regular practice you will find you're able
to remember more details with even shorter glimpses of the photos.

7. Give yourself time to form a memory.
Memories are very fragile in the short-term, and distractions can make you
quickly
forget something as simple as a phone number. The key to avoid losing
memories before you can even form them is to be able to focus on the
thing to be remembered for a while without thinking about other things,
so when you're trying to remember something, avoid distractions and
complicated tasks for a few minutes.

8. Create vivid, memorable images.
You remember information more easily if you can visualize it. If you want to
associate a child with a book, try not to visualize the child reading
the book – that's too simple and forgettable. Instead, come up with
something more jarring, something that sticks, like the book chasing
the child, or the child eating the book. It's your mind – make the
images as shocking and emotional as possible to keep the associations strong.

9. Repeat things you need to learn.
The more times you hear, see, or think about something, the more surely you'll
remember it, right? It's a no-brainer. When you want to remember
something, be it your new coworker's name or your best friend's
birthday, repeat it, either out loud or silently. Try writing it down;
think about it.

10. Group things you need to remember.
Random lists of things (a shopping list, for example) can be especially
difficult to
remember. To make it easier, try categorizing the individual things
from the list. If you can remember that, among other things, you wanted
to buy four different kinds of vegetables, you'll find it easier to
remember all four.

11. Organize your life.
Keep items that you frequently need,
such as keys and eyeglasses, in the same place every
time. Use an electronic organizer or daily planner to keep track of
appointments, due dates for bills, and other tasks. Keep phone numbers
and addresses in an address book or enter them into your computer or
cell phone. Improved organization can help free up your powers of
concentration so that you can remember less routine things. Even if
being organized doesn't improve your memory, you'll receive a lot of
the same benefits (i.e. you won't have to search for your keys anymore).

12. Try meditation.
Research now suggests that
people who regularly practice "mindfulness" meditation are able to
focus better and may have better memories. Mindfulness (also known as
awareness or insight meditation) is the type commonly practiced in
Western countries and is easy to learn. Studies at Massachusetts
General Hospital show that regular meditation thickens the cerebral
cortex in the brain by increasing the blood flow to that region. Some
researchers believe this can enhance attention span, focus, and memory.

13. Sleep well.
The amount of sleep we get affects
the brain's ability to recall recently learned information. Getting a
good night's sleep – a minimum of seven hours a night – may improve
your short-term memory and long-term relational memory, according to
recent studies conducted at the Harvard Medical School.

14. Build your memorization arsenal.
Learn pegs, memory palaces, and the Dominic System. These techniques form the
foundation for mnemonic techniques, and will visibly improve your memory.

15. Venture out and learn from your mistakes.
Go ahead and take a stab at memorizing the first one hundred digits of pi,
or, if you've done that already, the first one thousand. Memorize the
monarchs of England through your memory palaces, or your grocery list
through visualization. Through diligent effort you will eventually
master the art of memorization

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13.

Preview Of Yamla Pagla Deewana

Posted by: "ajaylulia" ajaylulia@hotmail.com   ajaylulia

Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:31 am (PST)




Preview Of Yamla Pagla Deewana

"Mein Jat Yamla Pagla Deewana…..", when you hear this, the
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song from the movie "Pratiggya". But this time it's not
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Pagla Deewana" inspired by the same song. Starting the 3 Deols
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