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prishi pari ke funny jokes From: Prishi Pari

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prishi pari ke funny jokes From: Prishi Pari

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1a.

prishi pari ke funny jokes

Posted by: "Prishi Pari" prishipari2011@gmail.com   prishipari

Tue Jan 24, 2012 10:14 am (PST)

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Dad-beta batao jaan kahan se nikalti hai?
Beta- khirki se.
Dad- woh kaise?
Beta- kal didi ek larke se keh
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rahi thi jaan khirki se nikal jao
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Pathan Student:
Miss kya raat ko aap mujhe Call kar rahi thi?
Miss:
No
Pathan Student:
Kamal hai
subha mere Mobile pe likha tha: (MISS Call)
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2 boys were talking:
1st: Tu bohot accha swimming karta he
kaha pe sikha
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2nd Boy:
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"Pani me <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Sharabi hawa me COIN uchaalkar bola:
Heads Aaya to WHISKEY, Tails aaya to VODKA.
Zamin par Khada raha to RUM,
Aur
hawa me raha to Aaj se DARU BAND
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RAKHI SAWANT Train me!
TC- Ticket?
Rakhi-Mera to Chehra hi Ticket hai.
TC- Jurmana lgega!
Rakhi-Q?
TC- Qki Tum 1st CLASS me <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
baithi ho & Chehra 3rd CLASS ka hai
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Jyotish - tumhari jindagi me14 ladkiya ayengi.
boy-oh yes,ye hui na baat.""what a life""
jyotish -jyada khush mtho bete
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ek patni or 13 betiya hongi.
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prishi pari ke funny jokes

Posted by: "Prishi Pari" prishipari2011@gmail.com   prishipari

Tue Jan 24, 2012 10:21 am (PST)

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Circuit: Bhai america mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Boy Ask A Girl "bidayi" Ke Time Pe Ladkiyan Roti Kyu Hai?

Girl:- " KAMAINE" agar tujhe pata
chale ki shar se door le jake koi tujhse
bartan majvayeda to tu kya nachega
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Santa: shirt silwane k liye 1 achha kapda dikhao.
Salesman: plain me dikhau?
Santa: nahi helicopter me dikha
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saale bandar yahi pe dikha,,,
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Santa- oye yaar! Tu mujhe <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
sms 2-2 baar kyu bhejta hai..?
Banta- oye! Ek sms tu rakh liya
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kar aur ek forward kar diya kar.
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Teacher : Repeat the sentence
"Delhi me Qutub Minar Hai.."
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Student (in a sleepy tone) :
"Dubai mein Kutta beemar Hai.
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Mazak ki bhi ek Hadd hoti hai YAAR
Main Ladki ke sath date maar raha tha
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aur mera dost uske samne aakar bola:
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"kal wali Zyada achi thi". <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Hamare group ke messages.
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prishi pari ke funny jokes

Posted by: "Prishi Pari" prishipari2011@gmail.com   prishipari

Tue Jan 24, 2012 10:29 am (PST)

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Husband 2 wife~
"na kajre ki dhar,
na motio k haar.
na koi kiya singar,
phir b kitni sundar ho."
Wife~
oye, saaf-2 bol na ki
"make-up k liye paise ni dunga
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cycle wale ne 1 Aadmi ko takkar mar di.
Aur bola-Aap bahut lucky ho
Aadmi- kaise
Cycle wala- Aaj meri chutti hai
NAHI TO MAI TRUCK CHALATA HU <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
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Dr.-Aapki Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Dino Ki Mehman Hai,
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I Am So Sorry!
Santa- Sorry Ki Koi Baat Nahi Hai Dr. Saab,
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Jab 20 Saal Nikal Gaye to 2 Din Bhi Nikal Hi Jayenge.
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Papu- Papa Good News H.
Snta- Kya?
Papu- Apko Yad H Apne Kha Tha K Agr
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Mai Exam Me Pas Ho Jaun To Muje 5000 Denge.
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Snta- Han.
Papu- Apke 5000 Bch Gye! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Jailer-Suna he tum shayar ho..Kuchh sunao yaar
Qaidi-"Gum-e-Ulfatme jo zindgi kat ti Hmari
Jis Din zamanat hui us din <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
zndagi khatam Tumhari <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Ek Larka Ghar Dair Say Lauta.

Maa:
Kahan Thay?

Beta:
Emotional film
Dekhnay Gaya Tha
'MAA kA PYAR'.
.
Maa:
Ab ander Ja kay Action Film Dekh..
'BAAP ki MAAR' <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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Hamare group ke messages.
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prishi pari ke funny jokes

Posted by: "Prishi Pari" prishipari2011@gmail.com   prishipari

Tue Jan 24, 2012 10:39 am (PST)

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Ek ladki ne chote bache k gaal pe kiss ki.
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Girl-oh sorry tumare gaal pe lipstick lag gyi.
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Baby kuch achcha karne se agar daag
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2 dost ek hi exm me 2 ri bar fail ho gaye
1 dost- chal yaar suicide karte hai,
2 dost- abe pagla gaya h kya agle janam fir
"jr.KG" se shuru karna padega..
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Dad- Whos this girl ??

Boy- ohh she, My girlfriend
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next day

Dad- now whos this "new" girl?
Boy-Rishta wohi Item Nayee.. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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2 cockroach ICU Me ek dusre ke bagal me admit the..
1st- Kisne maara? <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

2nd- Arey koi ni, ek ladki mujhe dekh k
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itna chillayi ke heart attack aa gya.
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salman khan-he bhagwan, <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
mujhe itna smart kyon banaya,
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jab dekho ladkiyan paresan krti hain
bhagwan-jab tu itna paresan hai to
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jra soch vivek kitna paresan hoga
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PATI:Kaash main GANPATI hota tum
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111- din tak meri puja karti Modak, Ladoo khilati....
PATNI:Haan kaash aisa hota fir har
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saal Visarjan ke saal NAYA pati lati.
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Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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prishi pari ke pyar bare sms

Posted by: "Prishi Pari" prishipari2011@gmail.com   prishipari

Tue Jan 24, 2012 10:50 am (PST)

Prishi Pari Ke Pyar Bare SMS
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Jal Rahe hain kisi ki yad mein
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Hum is tarah se...
K Neend to aa rahi hai <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
magar Dil sona nahi chahta..
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Jab rulana hi tha tuje to fir hasaya kiuy
Sath dena nahi tha Aahsaas jataya kiuy.....
Mana ki ham tere kabel nahi the to
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Zara tum dhiyan se dekho
Meri bekhwab ankhon mein
Tumhara khwab sota hai
Mujhe bedaar mat karna
Usey tabeer hone tak!! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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khush rahna uske bagair.

Per suna hai yeh baat, <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
use pareshan bahut karti hai.
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Tumhari zindagi se main bohot se faasle le kar
"tumhain bas itna kehta hun"

kisi ko zindagi se is tarha rukhsat nahi karte
k mujhko zindagi se jis tarha tum ne nikala hai.
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Dil torne wale ko saza nahi milti,
Har kisi ko pyar karne ki dua nahi milti,
Log kahte hai ishq to ek rog hai,
To phir medical store pe iski "Dawa" kyu nahi milti
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