Monday, February 27, 2012

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 3071

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1.1.
prishi pari ke pyar bare sms From: Prishi Pari
1.2.
prishi pari ke pyar bare sms From: Prishi Pari
2a.
prishi pari ke funny jokes From: Prishi Pari
2b.
prishi pari ke funny jokes From: Prishi Pari

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1.1.

prishi pari ke pyar bare sms

Posted by: "Prishi Pari" prishipari2011@gmail.com   prishipari

Sun Feb 26, 2012 6:41 am (PST)



Prishi Pari Ke Pyar Bare SMS
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Woh karte hai baat ishq ki,
Par ishq ke dard ka unhe ehsas nahi,
Ishq woh chand hai jo dikhta hai sab ko,
Par usse pana sab ke bas ka kaam nahi…
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Ho sake toh pyaar ka itebar kar ke dekhna
Phir lafzon se iqraar kar ke dekhna
Junon ki had se aage nikal jain ge
Faqat ek bar hum se izhaar kar ke dekhna
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Hota hai dil kyu betaab aur beqarar
Ek lamhey ka intezar kar ke dekhna
Hijar mein katain hain shabo-roz ki tarhan
Ghari ki tak tak shomar kar ke dekhna
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Tere intezar mein umar bhi ghawa di
Ek bar mera intezar kar ke dekhna
Tere hussan ki kashish teri sadgi hai jani
Yeh sab kuch uss par nisar kar ke dekhna.
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Dil ki aawaj se nagmein badal jate hai,
Sath na de to apne badal jate hai,
Palke bhi jara samhal ke jhapkana kyunki,
Palke jhapkane se sapne badal jate hai…
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Dosti se aaj pyaar sharmaya hai,
Teri chahat ne kuch aisa gajab dhaya hai,
Khuda se kya mange,
Woh to khud aaj aap jaisa dost mangne aaya hai.
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Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
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1.2.

prishi pari ke pyar bare sms

Posted by: "Prishi Pari" prishipari2011@gmail.com   prishipari

Sun Feb 26, 2012 6:50 am (PST)



Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/>
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Usne haathon per mehendi lagai hai,
Humne uski doli sajai hai,
Hamein pata tha woh bewafa niklegi
Isliye humne uski choti behen ko bhi phasaya hai !
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Human fall in love,
that is normal.
cows eat grass,
that is ok.
but when monkey
press mobile keyboard
amazing!!!
R u still pressing?
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I Have Saved My Girl Friend <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
Number As "LOW BATTERY"
So Whenever She Calls & I Am Not Around
My Mom Plugs My Phone To The Charger
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If you marry one woman,
She will fight with you.

But, if you marry 2 women,
They will fight for you.

Think different.
Add wife, have life <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Never laugh at your wife's choices
You are one of them

Never be proud of your choices
Your wife is one of them <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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A child phone to his Math teacher.

Teacher's wife: How many times I told you,
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your teacher is no more, <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
then why you phone daily???

Child: It sounds cool <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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Hamare group ke messages.
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2a.

prishi pari ke funny jokes

Posted by: "Prishi Pari" prishipari2011@gmail.com   prishipari

Sun Feb 26, 2012 7:01 am (PST)



Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/>
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Banta thought LOL meant.??
Lots of Love.!!
So.,
He sent it in the following text 2 his GIRL FRIEND-
You are the only girl in my life..LOL
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A CHAND TU CHAMAK YA NA CHAMAK
MUJHE KOI GAM NAHI,
EK CHAND AISA BHI HAI JISKI
CHAMAK TUJHSE KAM NAH
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Heart is like Crystal,
Preserve it,
Love is like perfume,
Spread it
Feelings are like flood,
Flow it
FRIENDSHIP is like Umbrella,
Share it <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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1day sardar saw a dream, that someone killed him.
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Next day he closed his
icici bank account. Why?
Becoz of icici's slogan: "we make ur dreams come true"
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Lalu-Rabri tum meri CHAND ho.
Rabri- Na ji, hamko CHAND-VAND mat kahiye.
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eee sasura America wale roz
chand par utarte rahte hai <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Bikhar: kuch khane ko dedo baba
admi: tamatar khao
bikhari: roti dedo baba
admi: tamatar khao
bikhari: tamatar hi dedo baba
admi ki biwi : ye totle hai keh rahe
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hai kamake khao. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes/>

Aap be padiye aur aap ke friends ko be bejiye
Hamare group ke messages.
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2b.

prishi pari ke funny jokes

Posted by: "Prishi Pari" prishipari2011@gmail.com   prishipari

Sun Feb 26, 2012 7:10 am (PST)



Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/>
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes/>
American: do you know swimming?
Indian: no
American: dog is better than you, it swims
Indian: do you know swimming?
American: yes
Indian: then what's the difference between you and dog.
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wife:- Aji agar me goum ho gayi
to tum kya karoge?
Husband:- Its a time 2 disco,
kon dhundega tujko,
kabhi na mile tu mujko,
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Q: What is common between <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
Zindagi ka Safar and women.
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Dear Frnd
I m Collecting
Gandhijis Photos

I need ur Contribution 2 my Collection
tho ghar me jitne b 10/50/100/500 /1000 k
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Mummy- Beta kyo Ro rahe ho?
Beta- Papa ne muje kiss nhi ki.
Mumy- Beta, aapne papa ko table nhi sunaya hoga.
Beta- mummy, kaam wali ko koun se tables ate hain?
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Andheri sadak. Sunsaan Kabristaan.
Sooni haveli, Kala aasmaan.
Raat Ho Gayee, So-ja Shaitaan!
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Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes/>

Aap be padiye aur aap ke friends ko be bejiye
Hamare group ke messages.
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