Friday, November 2, 2012

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Digest #3113
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These Are Cakes by "Deepak Punjabi" indigoblue2005
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What The World Needs Now by "Deepak Punjabi" indigoblue2005
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My Love To Every Girl by "! ! ! Shaiprajapati ! ! !" shaiprajapati
5
Sunflowers Wallpaper by "sexy girl" beauti.girl64
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Halloween Art by "Deepak Punjabi" indigoblue2005
7
Airports Shut Down by "Deepak Punjabi" indigoblue2005
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World War Wallpapers by "sexy girl" beauti.girl64
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Ham Ye Tujhse Keh Naa Sake by "! ! ! Shaiprajapati ! ! !" shaiprajapati
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Dost aksar yuhi ban jate he by "ganesh" ganeshkumble101
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Mehfil saji thi yaro ki by "ganesh" ganeshkumble101

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Fri Nov 2, 2012 4:56 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Nikita Seth" naughty.nikita

Never blame anyone in your life

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Fri Nov 2, 2012 4:56 am (PDT) . Posted by:

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Fancy a slice of a giant prawn, a KFC bucket or a toolbox? Incredible cake designs make everyday objects look good enough to eat

By
Bianca London

PUBLISHED:

12:46 GMT, 1 November 2012

|

UPDATED:

21:06 GMT, 1 November 2012

At a quick glance you could be
forgiven for thinking these images were just a display of everyday
items, but the KFC bucket, the crown and even the toolbox pictured here
are all in fact completely edible cakes.Every
spanner, chicken nugget, sewing needle and fishing hook has been made
as part of a competition entry by the staff at North Devon Hospital.


In a stitch: You could be forgiven for thinking
these images were of nothing more than everyday items like a sewing box,
but in fact each and every thread and needle is edible. This edible
masterpiece was created by created by Meg Davis.


Finger-lickin' good: Everyday objects have been
turned into baked goods by staff at North Devon District Hospital. This
'family bucket' was made by Kayleigh Maurice.



Royal treat: This cake, made by Meg Davis, would be good enough for the Queen


Fishy: This cake, created by Kayleigh Maurice, would be perfect for avid fishers

Meg Davis, Nigel Howes and Kayleigh
Maurice created the sweet treats for the 'Salon Culinaire',
a global culinary competition that pits professional chefs against each other.
 Mrs Davis said it took upwards
of 40 hours to create such a masterpiece and there is something for
everyone, from a jewelry box for the girls to tool boxes for the boys.

Savory to sweet: The master bakers have turned savoury foods sweet. This 'West Country cheeseboard' is by Meg Davis.


Sweet potatoes: The latest cakes give a whole new meaning to sweet potatoes. This vegetable box was created by Meg Davis



Be my valentine: There are romantic baked treats for every occasion, such as this 'chocolate box' created by Meg Davis.



Girls and the boys: Each spanner, sewing needle
and bracelet is edible. The toolbox (left) created by Nigel Howes. The
jewellery box (right) was created by created by Meg Davis

'I do it as a hobby really - although I do enjoy it,' she said.
'I always choose novelty themes for a bit of fun.
'It’s an intricate thing - I usually make twice as much as I need for the finished product.
'But I enjoy the reaction they get.'The
range of cakes varies from a giant lobster and KFC bucket to a sewing
and tool kit where each and every needle and thread is edible.


Prawny: Seafood fans would love the custom-made fishy cake made by Meg Davis.


Gone fishing: The intricate detail in this
fisherman's kit cake, made by Meg Davis, means it could very well be
mistaken for the real thing

   

Baguio City

 

Fri Nov 2, 2012 5:03 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Deepak Punjabi" indigoblue2005



Ricki-Lee - What The World Needs NowWhat the world needs now is love, sweet love

It's the only thing that there's just too little of

What the world needs now is love, sweet love,

No not just for some but for everyone.

Lord, we don't need another mountain,

There are mountains and hillsides enough to climb

There are oceans and rivers enough to cross,

Enough to last till the end of time.

What the world needs now is love, sweet love

It's the only thing that there's just too little of

What the world needs now is love, sweet love,

No, not just for some but for everyone.

Lord, we don't need another meadow

There are cornfields and wheat fields enough to grow

There are sunbeams and moonbeams enough to shine

Oh listen, lord, if you want to know.

What the world needs now is love, sweet love

It's the only thing that there's just too little of

What the world needs now is love, sweet love,

No, not just for some but for everyone.

No, not just for some, oh, but just for everyone.

   

Baguio City

 

Fri Nov 2, 2012 5:08 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"! ! ! Shaiprajapati ! ! !" shaiprajapati



My
Love To Every Girl

My
Love To Every Girl

~
This Poem is Dedicated Not To Girls But To
“Special” Girls ~

I will Like To Give a Piece Of My Heart
As Token of Love To….

To every girl that is SCARED to

put her heart out there again,

because she has been HURT

too many times or so badly.

To every girl that

has been cheated on,

because she’s not a
****

who gives it up to any guy.

To every girl that

dresses cute,

not skanky.

To every girl who

wants to be called

beautiful, not hot.

To every girl that will spend
her

whole day looking

for
the perfect present for you.

To every girl who gets her
heart

broken, because he

chose that ***** instead.

To every girl that would die

to have a decent boyfriend.

To every girl who would just
once

like to be treated
like a princess.

To every girl that cries at
night

because of another heartbreak.

To every girl that
won’t get

down on her knees &
open

her mouth just to get a
boyfriend.

To every girl that

just wants to hold hands.

To every girl that

kisses him with meaning.

To every girl who

just wishes he cared more.

To every girl who would just

once want a guy to give their

jacket up when they are cold.

To every girl who

just wants him to call.

To every girl who lies

awake at night thinking about
him.

To every girl that

just wants to cuddle.

To every girl that

just wants to sleep with

him without having sex.

To every girl who shows how
much

she cares and gets nothing
back.

To every girl that thought

“maybe this one
could be the one.”

To every girl that laughs at
stupid stuff

when she actually
doesn’t think it is funny.

To every girl who is just

looking for that one and

only and is having a rough

time along the way.

To every girl that
doesn’t want

a guy who just plays with her

emotions but actually cares
about

how she feels.

To every girl who wants

words backed up with actions.

To every girl that fell for
all the lies

only to find themselves alone
in the end.

To every girl that gave her
heart away

to have it shoved back in her
face.

To every girl that has faith
that

“tomorrow will be a
better day.”

And it will be.

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Fri Nov 2, 2012 6:00 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Deepak Punjabi" indigoblue2005



Planes sailing? Travel misery eases as JFK set to reopen while La Guardia's runway remains a lake
New York governor says he expects services to America's busiest international airport to resume shortlyJFK will be the first, opening on Wednesday to limited flightsAirline releases pictures showing LaGuardia flooded following Superstorm Sandy
It will take days to clear the flight backlog, with 50,000 passengers said to be stranded around the world

By Daily Mail Reporter

PUBLISHED:

19:12 GMT, 30 October 2012

|

UPDATED:

08:46 GMT, 31 October 2012

As thousands of flights were
cancelled due to Hurricane Sandy's devastating visit, New York area
passengers remain stranded in airports with no knowledge of when they
might return to their homes and loved ones, but there is a glimmer of
hope as at least one is set to reopen sometime tomorrow.Airport
workers have been carefully removing debris and clearing runways from
John F. Kennedy, LaGuardia and Newark Airports and a few hundred flights
have been cancelled, but not all.In
addition, highways and bridges that were closed for Sandy reopened and
some train service resumed allowing some people to escape New York City.

Out of action: New York's LaGuardia Airport has
been flooded after Superstorm Sandy lashed the East Coast, bringing
strong winds and heavy rain


Under water: The problems at LaGuardia Airport
have contributed to the cancellation of 15,000 flights after the
post-tropical storm

Late Tuesday, Port Authority of New
York and New Jersey said it was possible that there would be limited
service on Wednesday at John F. Kennedy International Airport.
There
was
no indication that LaGuardia and Newark Liberty would offer service on
Wednesday. The three airports handle 300,000 passengers a day.

Nearly 16,000 flights have been
canceled since Sunday as a result of the storm, including 7,791 canceled
on Monday, 6,047 on Tuesday and 635 so far for Wednesday, according to
flight tracking service FlightAware.com.
Airlines said they planned to restart service Tuesday at some East Coast airports, including Boston and Philadelphia.
Both Dulles and Reagan National in
Washington, D.C., were open during the storm and airlines are starting
to bring personnel and planes back; limited operations were expected to
begin Tuesday afternoon, said Kimberly Gibbs, a spokeswoman with
Metropolitan Washington Airports Authority.
‘New York airports are still a question,’ JetBlue spokeswoman Allison Steinberg said on Tuesday.


La Guardia Airport in Queens, New York standing empty after being closed due to Hurricane Sandy


Not a passenger in sight: La Guardia Airport arrival gates remain deserted

‘We are waiting for condition reports
from the Port Authority, but we are ready to deploy our plan to resume
operations to JFK, LaGuardia and Newark tomorrow afternoon.’
And even if the airports reopen,
travelers' itineraries are likely to be tangled throughout the week as
airlines sort out getting their people, planes and passengers into
position.
 

‘If flights (in the New York area)
started to resume as early as tomorrow, it could be four to five days
before we start to see schedules get back to normal,’ said Jeanenne
Tornatore, a senior editor with online travel agency Orbitz Worldwide.
‘I think it will be into the late weekend.’
Most Amtrak service along the busy
Northeast corridor remained suspended for a second day Tuesday, but
officials were working to reopen some service Wednesday.
‘We have crews out there right now assessing and making necessary repairs,’ said Christina Leeds, an Amtrak spokeswoman.
United Parcel Service, the world's
largest package delivery company, said it had resumed deliveries to
hospitals and clinics in Manhattan and New Jersey where roads are safe.
But delivery remained halted in Washington, D.C., Baltimore and Philadelphia.

Delayed: A traveller on Delta Airlines waits for
a flight in Detroit, Michigan. Thousands of flights have been cancelled
at airports across the US as authorities struggle to deal with the
impact of Superstorm Sandy


UPS is ‘respecting areas where
government officials only want emergency responders out in Delaware, New
Jersey, Philly and parts of Maryland and Virginia,’ spokeswoman Susan
Rosenberg said.
FedEx Corp said it was working to
resume service on Wednesday in affected areas, but that hub airport
closures and storm debris would affect service. ‘If you're at a house
blockaded by fallen trees, we won't be able to get to it,’ said Scott
Fiedler, a spokesman.
In New York, workers from the Port
Authority and the Federal Aviation Administration are assessing damage
at major airports, including power issues, possible damage to structures
and other safety checks, the FAA and the Port Authority said.
Airlines needed to bring back planes, which were flown out to avoid the storm, to resume service.
‘We are focused on reopening as
quickly as possible. But we will not compromise safety,’ said Pasquale
DiFulco, a spokesman for the Port Authority. ‘We need to walk the
runways and make sure there's no debris.’
He declined to estimate when they
would reopen. ‘Certainly we would like to within the next few days seek
to resume normal operations,’ he said. ‘But a lot of things are outside
our control.’
The reopening of New York's transit
system will play a large role in reopening the airports, because many of
the workers at security checkpoints, customs and concessions, and
baggage handlers and flight crews, rely on public transportation to get
to work. ‘That's going to be a key part of the equation,’ DiFulco said.


Normally busy check-in desks standing empty after cancellations
New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg said
it could take four or five days to restore service on the city transit
system, the nation's largest.
‘The availability of public
transportation will also play into the New York plan, too - so it
remains very, very fluid,’ said JetBlue spokeswoman Steinberg.
About 220 travelers remain stranded
at the airports - 100 at John F. Kennedy and 60 each at Newark Liberty
and LaGuardia, DiFulco said. They were provided with cots and at least
one food vendor was required to stay open 24 hours at each terminal.
‘We hate to see anybody stranded,’
DiFulco said. ‘We're providing cots and water and working on food
vouchers. We're doing everything we can to keep people comfortable.’
Meanwhile, flights resumed Tuesday at
Stewart International Airport, about 60 miles north of Manhattan, near
Newburgh, New York. The first commercial flight since the storm was
expected to arrive around noon Tuesday, DiFulco said.
Railway freight companies also were
working to restore service. CSX Corp, the nation's second-largest
publicly traded railway company, said its network remains closed from
Richmond, Virginia, to Albany, New York, and that it had halted traffic
originating on other lines traveling to most points between Boston and
Philadelphia.
CSX said it still had a lot of its
track to inspect, and that it had found flooding, downed trees and power
outages along the route.
‘Our engineering teams are out
removing trees, making sure generators are up against power outages, and
reinstalling crossing gates.’
Norfolk Southern Corp said it was
waiting for floodwater to subside, was clearing snow in western Virginia
and West Virginia, and had a power line across tracks in Cleveland.
Airlines could lose $175 million in
revenue from flights canceled because of the storm, said Michael Boyd,
an aviation consultant with Boyd Group International in Evergreen,
Colorado.


Grounded: American Airlines planes are parked on
the tarmac at Los Angeles International Airport. Some 50,000 stranded
passengers are waiting out the storm across the world


Passing the time: Children Hunter Crosby (left)
nine, and Scout Crosby, eight, play video games as they sit and wait
while their parents try to make alternative travel arrangements at San
Francisco International Airport‘None of it is life-threatening corporately, but it is significant,’ he said.
Boyd said Delta Air Lines, JetBlue
and United would be among the carriers taking the hardest financial hit.
He added that AMR Corp's American Airlines operates 25 percent of the
flights at JFK.
‘From the airline perspective,
closing your major hubs for several days is worth of a lot of revenue,’
said Carter Leake, an analyst at BB&T Capital Markets in Richmond,
Virginia.
Airlines have high fixed costs and the loss of revenue would likely lower profits, he added.
Philadelphia's airport did not close but Monday flights were canceled.
‘We had no damage to the facility, we
had no flooding so we were very fortunate,’ airport spokeswoman
Victoria Lupica said on Tuesday.
Germany's Lufthansa has an inbound and outbound flight, and cargo carriers have resumed some operations, she said.
Delta Air Lines said it resumed flights to Philadelphia on Tuesday afternoon.
Atlantic City's airport was closed
except for military flights, but Spirit Airlines, the main commercial
carrier there, may resume some service later on Tuesday, said Kevin
Rehmann, a spokesman for the South Jersey Transportation Authority.
The area was hard hit as the hurricane came ashore Monday night. ‘
'The water is receding but it left behind lots of debris and mud and dirt,’ he said.


Yet more cancellations announced at La Guardia Airport in Queens, New York

Queues: Passengers at Heathrow Airport in London
wait with their luggage as the global travel problems caused by
Superstorm Sandy continue

   

Baguio City

 

Fri Nov 2, 2012 6:03 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"! ! ! Shaiprajapati ! ! !" shaiprajapati

Ham Ye Tujhse Keh Naa Sake

Payar Bahut Kerte
Thei Tujhse
Per Ham Tujhse Keh
Naa SakeDard Bahut Bura 

Thaa Dil Kaa
Ham Is Dard KoSeh Naa Sake

Rehti Thi Palken
Bheegi Her Pal Teri
Berukhi Ke Karan
Per Teri Ruswaayi KeDar Se Aankh Se Aansu

Beh Naa
Sake.......

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Fri Nov 2, 2012 6:07 am (PDT) . Posted by:

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Running away from any problem

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Fri Nov 2, 2012 6:14 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"ganesh" ganeshkumble101

Waqt b na jane kaise kaise rishte bna deta hai,Anjano ko dil me basa
deta hai,Jinko hm kabi jante b na the,Unhe jaan se b zyada pyara bana
deta hai.!:(

Fri Nov 2, 2012 6:16 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"ganesh" ganeshkumble101

Dost aksar yuhi ban jate he,Kuch sath rehte he kuch dur chale jate
he,Kuch yaad rakhte hai kuch bhul jate he,Dekhte hai ap kaha tak sath
nibhate he.G.N. R.s

Fri Nov 2, 2012 6:19 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"ganesh" ganeshkumble101

Mehfil saji thi yaro ki,
MSG ka chala tha doar,

Maine msg kiya sab ko,
Sab ne kiya shor

Paisa mera gaya or sare kanjus kehte rahe
Ek OR
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Fri Nov 2, 2012 6:24 am (PDT) . Posted by:

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Khuda aapke sare gum ret par likh de
taki wo hawa se hi mit jaye
Aur

Khushiyan likhe pather par
taki hawa to kya use barish bhi na mita paye .

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