Any chance of Rahul Gandhi entering the cabinet? Isn't it time Sonia did some beta testing?
Maybe Yeddy could be sent to Kashmir. In a few years, all the land will belong to his family, and all problems will be solved.
Government of Egypt blocks all internet access. The country can now be renamed gypt.
100 phones tapped each day per operator. Finally we have a government that listens to us.
Vote for Baba Ramdev. He'll be the PM who can help you make your ends meet. Your head and toe, that is.
Mayawati, Jayalalitha & Mamata should now form an alliance. They can call it Behenji-Amma-Didi. Or BAD, for short.
Kalmadi's aide is in jail. Raja's aide is dead. Satish Sharma denies ever having an aide. India seems quite serious about eradicating Aids.
Police Manual: if it's one guy, take a bribe. If it's a couple, harass. If it's a bunch of people, lathi charge. If it's a mob, disappear.
According to Census 2011, there are 940 females for every 1000 males in India. Those 60 unfortunate men join the Ram Sene, i guess.
Dear Baba Ramdev, we can't ban 1000 & 500 rupee notes. We are a secular country. So we need to respect all denominations.
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Maybe Yeddy could be sent to Kashmir. In a few years, all the land will belong to his family, and all problems will be solved.
Government of Egypt blocks all internet access. The country can now be renamed gypt.
100 phones tapped each day per operator. Finally we have a government that listens to us.
Vote for Baba Ramdev. He'll be the PM who can help you make your ends meet. Your head and toe, that is.
Mayawati, Jayalalitha & Mamata should now form an alliance. They can call it Behenji-Amma-Didi. Or BAD, for short.
Kalmadi's aide is in jail. Raja's aide is dead. Satish Sharma denies ever having an aide. India seems quite serious about eradicating Aids.
Police Manual: if it's one guy, take a bribe. If it's a couple, harass. If it's a bunch of people, lathi charge. If it's a mob, disappear.
According to Census 2011, there are 940 females for every 1000 males in India. Those 60 unfortunate men join the Ram Sene, i guess.
Dear Baba Ramdev, we can't ban 1000 & 500 rupee notes. We are a secular country. So we need to respect all denominations.
To Read Full - http://forum.preeto.org/showthread.php?96488-Tweets-on-Current-Affairs
To Read More - http://forum.preeto.org/forumdisplay.php?10-Jokes
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