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Tue May 28, 2013 10:58 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Prishi Pari" prishipari
Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/ >
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Ab Agar Tum Logo Ka Msg Nahi Aaya To
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Bhagwan Wala Msg Bhej Dunga.
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Phir Bhejte Rahna 21 Ya 51 Logo Ko..
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Nepali : Saab Ye Shaam Singh Ka
Mobile Kaha Milega
Salesman : Pata Nahi
Nepali : Saab Ji Tv Me Ad To,
Isi Dukan Ka Hai.
Salesman : Abey Ye Sham Singh Nahi,
Samsung Hai <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes >
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Breaking News:
Ek Bacche Ne Idea Cellular Ki
Advertisement Dekh Kar
Apne Parents Ka Mobile
Inter-change Kar Diya.
Next Week They Got Divorced... ;).
Now New Punch Line :-
Idea Can Not Only
Change Your Life It Also
Help You To Change Your Wife.
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Love Inspire Mallice Fallice Envy Envy.
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Niche Toh Aise Dekh Rhe Hai,
Jaise Upar Ka Sab Samaj Me Aagaya Hai.
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Bhoot Ka Beta Apni Maa Se ..
Beta:Maa Meri Sakal Kitni Darawani H.
Maa:Beta Teri To Kuch bhi Nahi Uski
Dekh Jo Ye Padh Rhe H... <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes >
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Boy To Jyotishi..
Boy:-Meri Koi GirlFriend Nahi Ban Rahi hai..?
Jyotishi:-Kaise Banegi Bhai..??
KUNDLI Me SUKH HI SUKH Likha hai...
Mauj Kar:);-):-O <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes >
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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend
Prishi Pari
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Ab Agar Tum Logo Ka Msg Nahi Aaya To
.
.
.
Bhagwan Wala Msg Bhej Dunga.
.
Phir Bhejte Rahna 21 Ya 51 Logo Ko..
<http://groups.
<http://groups.
<http://groups.
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Nepali : Saab Ye Shaam Singh Ka
Mobile Kaha Milega
Salesman : Pata Nahi
Nepali : Saab Ji Tv Me Ad To,
Isi Dukan Ka Hai.
Salesman : Abey Ye Sham Singh Nahi,
Samsung Hai <http://groups.
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Breaking News:
Ek Bacche Ne Idea Cellular Ki
Advertisement Dekh Kar
Apne Parents Ka Mobile
Inter-change Kar Diya.
Next Week They Got Divorced... ;).
Now New Punch Line :-
Idea Can Not Only
Change Your Life It Also
Help You To Change Your Wife.
<http://groups.
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Love Inspire Mallice Fallice Envy Envy.
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Niche Toh Aise Dekh Rhe Hai,
Jaise Upar Ka Sab Samaj Me Aagaya Hai.
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Bhoot Ka Beta Apni Maa Se ..
Beta:Maa Meri Sakal Kitni Darawani H.
Maa:Beta Teri To Kuch bhi Nahi Uski
Dekh Jo Ye Padh Rhe H... <http://groups.
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Boy To Jyotishi..
Boy:-Meri Koi GirlFriend Nahi Ban Rahi hai..?
Jyotishi:-Kaise Banegi Bhai..??
KUNDLI Me SUKH HI SUKH Likha hai...
Mauj Kar:);-):-O <http://groups.
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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend
Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@
Aap be padiye aur aap ke friends ko be bejiye
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Tue May 28, 2013 11:28 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Prishi Pari" prishipari
Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/ >
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Sweet insult!!
Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha
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apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho
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kya?
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Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Rikshawala: 50
Sardar: 20 lelo
Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega
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2 boys with Sardar where going on a Motor cycle.
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen
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bhete hai tu kaha bethega !
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Sardar: Oye tu har message <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes >
Do dafa q karta hay?
2nd Sardar: Taa k tu aik Forward
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kar de to doosra tere pas rahay!
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School mein Master ji ne chote santa se poocha:
Jisme koyi kami nahi usko kya kehte hai.?
aur jawab aayi:
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Kami- na <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes >
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1 Over me Kitne Balls Peke Jate hai
Kya apne kaha 6?
Galat jawab
1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he
Bade aye!
Cricket k shokeeeen! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes >
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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend
Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes/ >
Aap be padiye aur aap ke friends ko be bejiye
Hamare group ke messages.
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Sweet insult!!
Ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya.
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha
<http://groups.
apne bade bhai ka pair chhu rahe ho
<http://groups.
kya?
Ladka : ji bhabhiji. <http://groups.
<http://groups.
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Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Rikshawala: 50
Sardar: 20 lelo
Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega
<http://groups.
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2 boys with Sardar where going on a Motor cycle.
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen
<http://groups.
bhete hai tu kaha bethega !
<http://groups.
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Sardar: Oye tu har message <http://groups.
Do dafa q karta hay?
2nd Sardar: Taa k tu aik Forward
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kar de to doosra tere pas rahay!
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School mein Master ji ne chote santa se poocha:
Jisme koyi kami nahi usko kya kehte hai.?
aur jawab aayi:
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Kami- na <http://groups.
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1 Over me Kitne Balls Peke Jate hai
Kya apne kaha 6?
Galat jawab
1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he
Bade aye!
Cricket k shokeeeen! <http://groups.
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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend
Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@
Aap be padiye aur aap ke friends ko be bejiye
Hamare group ke messages.
http://groupsyahoo.
<http://groups.
Tue May 28, 2013 11:39 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Prishi Pari" prishipari
Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/ >
<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes/ >
Teacher-Un do kings ka naam batao
jinhone duniya ke logo ko nayi raah pe chalaya
Santa confidently answered- Sir
1-SMOKING
2-DRINKING.......
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Biology Sir: Can U Tell Me Exactly
Where Iz Ur Heart?
(All Boys Shouted Loudly)
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In Girls Hostel !!!
Teacher smiled And said very slowly: Mera Bhi
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Santa train me ek seat par akela leta tha
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Ek aadmi aaya aur bola:"bhai thoda
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side me ho jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai
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Santa:"tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu..??
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. Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baith gaya
phir ek pahalwan aaya aur bola:"side
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me ho ja chotu mujhe baithna hai
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Santa:"abe oye tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu
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Pahalwan ne santa ki gardan pakad k
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utha liya aur bola:"haanbol tu kaun hai..??
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Santa:"ji mai " Bimaar " hu.. 2 din se tezz bukhar hai...
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Classic Insult !!
Lecture Was Going On..
Suddenly A Boy Went Out Of The Class.
Lecturer : Ye Bahar Kyn Chala Gaya?
His Friend : Sir Usko Neend Mein
Chalne Ki Aadat Hai
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Boyfrnd ne chupke se GF k purse se mobile nikala,
ye dekhne k liye k mera no. kis name se save hai
Honey/Darling/My Love
He was shoked 2 see d name
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RECHARGE WALE BHAIYA...
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After marriage:
1st 3 years ------perfumes,
flowers,chocolate, strawberry, grapes....
After 3 yrs-------baby powder,
johnsons cream & lotions, baby oils
after 15yrs-------zandubalm, vicks, iodex, Moov Spray
after 40 yrs------- agarbatti
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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend
Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes/ >
Aap be padiye aur aap ke friends ko be bejiye
Hamare group ke messages.
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<http://groups.
Teacher-Un do kings ka naam batao
jinhone duniya ke logo ko nayi raah pe chalaya
Santa confidently answered- Sir
1-SMOKING
2-DRINKING..
<http://groups.
<http://groups.
<http://groups.
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Biology Sir: Can U Tell Me Exactly
Where Iz Ur Heart?
(All Boys Shouted Loudly)
!
!
In Girls Hostel !!!
Teacher smiled And said very slowly: Mera Bhi
<http://groups.
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Santa train me ek seat par akela leta tha
.
Ek aadmi aaya aur bola:"bhai thoda
<http://groups.
side me ho jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai
.
Santa:"
.
. Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baith gaya
phir ek pahalwan aaya aur bola:"side
<http://groups.
me ho ja chotu mujhe baithna hai
.
Santa:"
.
Pahalwan ne santa ki gardan pakad k
<http://groups.
utha liya aur bola:"haanbol tu kaun hai..??
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Santa:"
<http://groups.
<http://groups.
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Classic Insult !!
Lecture Was Going On..
Suddenly A Boy Went Out Of The Class.
Lecturer : Ye Bahar Kyn Chala Gaya?
His Friend : Sir Usko Neend Mein
Chalne Ki Aadat Hai
<http://groups.
<http://groups.
<http://groups.
<http://groups.
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Boyfrnd ne chupke se GF k purse se mobile nikala,
ye dekhne k liye k mera no. kis name se save hai
Honey/Darling/
He was shoked 2 see d name
!
!
!
RECHARGE WALE BHAIYA...
<http://groups.
<http://groups.
************
After marriage:
1st 3 years ------perfumes,
flowers,chocolate, strawberry, grapes....
After 3 yrs-------baby powder,
johnsons cream & lotions, baby oils
after 15yrs-------
after 40 yrs------- agarbatti
<http://groups.
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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend
Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@
Aap be padiye aur aap ke friends ko be bejiye
Hamare group ke messages.
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Tue May 28, 2013 11:07 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Prishi Pari" prishipari
kounn kehtaa haai eek aadmi aapni kismat khud likhta hai
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Tue May 28, 2013 11:17 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Prishi Pari" prishipari
Naa janee tumpee itnaa yaaqeen kyuu haay
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khayaal bhhi itnaa hasseen kyuu haay??Pyaar kaa darrd meethaa hotaa
haay...to aankh say niklaa yeh anssu naamkin kyuu haay?
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Tue May 28, 2013 11:19 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Prishi Pari" prishipari
Jisse Chahaa Kaassh Woo Humaraa Hotaa
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Bhhi Koi Kinaraa Hotaa,Yee Socch Kar Mainee Ussko Rokaa Nahhi,Door Hi
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