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Tue Dec 2, 2014 10:37 am (PST) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
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Mere apne kahi kam na ho jaye isiliye.
humne musibat me bhi kisi apne ko aajmaya nahi!.....
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When you judge someone on their appearance or first words,
you miss the opportunity to understand another human being...
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Fark hota hai khuda aur fakir me,
Fark hota hai kismat aur lakir me,
agar kuch chaho aur na mile to samjh lena ki
kuch aur likha hai takdir me...
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Uss Fauji k bacche ko pucho diwali kya hai..
Pichli baar bhi Ma se lada tha Pitaji kaha hai.. :'।
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Bhai bhij pe bhai bahan k ghar khane jata hai,
ye to rivaz hai
baki to bahan ki ek muskan se hi bhai ka pet bhar jata hai.
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When Ambanis do Pooja, 🙏
Laxmi ji says -----.......
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Kiya Kitni dafa katal nazore se usne~ ~
Kambhakat har baar ilzam hum par hi aaya...
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Chod diya usse uski khushiyo ki khatir....
warna apna Mukaddar usse bhi le dupta.....
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Chahte the hum jinhe unke 'DIL' badal gaye !
Kabhi 'SAHIL&#
Huwa kuch iss kadar pyar me 'KATAL&#
Kabhi 'KHAJAR&#
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Man : my wife is too good.She can talk on any subject for hours.
Montu : Ahh!!! my wife is better,She does not even need a subject."
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...Parakh agar hire ki karni hai to
Kabhi Andhere me milo,, Ae Dost,.,,,
......Varna dhup me to Kanch ke tukde
bhi Chamakte hai......"
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Aaj ki sabse badi duvidha.....
Mobile bigad jaye to bacche jawabdar Aur bacche bigad jaye to mobile Jawabdar....
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Thu Dec 4, 2014 3:01 am (PST) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
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फूल इसलिए अच्छे, की खुश्बू का पैगाम देते है।कांटे इसलिए अच्छे,की दामन थाम लेते है।दोस्त इसलिए अच्छे, कि वो मुझ पर जान देते है।और दुश्मनों को,कैसे ख़राब कह दूँ।वो ही तो है,जो हर महफ़िल में मेरा नाम लेते है !
Phul isiliye acche, ki khusbu ka paigam dete hai.Kaaten isiliye acche, ki daaman tham lete hai.Dost isiliye acche, ki wo mujh par jaan dete hai.AurDushman ko kaise kharab keh du,wo hi to hai, jo har mehfil me mera naam lete hai.
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दुशमन पथर मारे तो उसका जवाब फुल से दो ,-महात्मा गांधी
पर वो फुल उसकी कबर पर होना चाहिये !-नरेन्द्र मोदी😃
Dushman Patthar mare to uska jawab Phul se do,- Mahatma Gandhi
Par wo phul uski kabra par hona chahiye- Narendra Modi
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Itni lambi umar ki dua mat maang mere liye,
Aisa na ho ke tu b chod de or maut b na aaye...
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किसके लिए जन्नत बनायी है तुने एय खुदा
कौन है यहाँ जो गुनाहगार नहीं.......💕💕
Kiske Liye Jannat banayi hai tune ae Khuda
Kaun hai yaha jo gunhegar nahi....
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पेट्रोल सस्ता हो गया;
पहले मैं गाड़ी नहीं चला के 70 रुपये बचाता था अब 67 रुपये बचाउंगा;
मेरा तो घाटा हो गया 3 रुपये का !! 😕
Petrol Sasta ho gaya;
Pehle me gadi nahi chala k 70 Rupeye bachata tha,ab 67 rupeye bachaonga;
Mera to ghaata ho gaya 3 rupeye ka !!
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Tujhe dekhkar sari thakan bhulte hai.......Maan ke sabhi parinde Udaan bhulte hai......
Tum aaye to ek samandar bhi thahraLahro ki jawani tufaan Bhulte hai....
Mohabaat ki iss hussi Dilkashi me Diwane to Aakhri anjaam bhulte hai......
Jahan me basa iss tarah akkash teraAaina dekhkar ab apna Naam bhulte hai.......
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" कोई वकालत नहीं चलती ज़मीन वालों की ,
जब कोई फैसला आसमान से उतरता है ...!!"
Koi vakalat nahi chalti zamin walo ki,
jab koi faisla aasman se utarta hai !!
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" जहर के असरदार होने से कुछ नहीं होता साहब...
खुदा भी राजी होना चाहिए
मौत देने के लिये .."
Zeher se asardaar hone se kuch nahi hota...Sahab.
Khuda bhi razi hona chaiye,
Maut dene k liye..
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पिताजी ने ये बोलकरघर की चौखट रखी छोटी ,
कि बेटा झुकने से हीऊँचाईया मिलती है
Pitaji ne ye bolkarghar ki chaukhat rakhi choti,
ki beta jukne se hiuchaiyaa milti hai.
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BHIKARI :- O Saheb, 5 rupiya do na bhuk lagi hai kuch khana hai.
GUJARATI :- 100 ki note hai, tere pas 95 chhuta hai?
BHIKARI:- Ha hai na Saheb
GUJARATI :- To pehle wo vapar na bhai..
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Thu Dec 4, 2014 3:01 am (PST) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
Ladies..you&#
A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The woman took out her wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some chocolate with it instead of dinner?"
"No, I had to stop sweets years ago", the homeless woman replied.
"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked.
"No, I don't waste time shopping"
"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?", the woman asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I hvnt had my hair done in 20 years!"
"Well," said the woman, "I'
The homeless woman was astounded. "Won'
The woman replied, "That&#
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