Messages In This Digest (18 Messages)
- 1.
- i like you From: vijjay_pawar
- 2.
- a joke (in hindi) From: pujanv
- 3a.
- JOKE From: pujanv
- 4.
- tere payar me mit ke dekhege ek din From: chayan jain
- 5.
- Fw: A gr8 Jokes for Gr8 people From: Gopal Dave
- 6.
- FUNNY PICS From: TUNA
- 7.
- SG. From: Sanjay
- 8.
- True friends kids wallpapers From: Min Khan
- 9.
- If you have Kids Pics (Cute Baby Pics) then please forward me. From: ganeshkumble11
- 10.
- The Secrets..... .......The Power....... ...... From: chayan jain
- 11.
- Dard kafi hai bekhudi ke liye, From: chayan jain
- 12.
- SG....1 From: Sanjay
- 13.
- birth day whshes From: Vinay Malhotra
- 14.
- In Your Eyes From: ~*~ Rajesh ~*~
- 15.
- how to impress a girl and a boy... From: fairy taurean
- 16.
- true love From: Vinay Malhotra
- 17.
- MAAN GAYE MUGHALL-E-AZAM From: Freya Sehgal
- 18.
- Cute Baby Pictures of manish vasava s sister s son From: aapkadost100
Messages
- 1.
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i like you
Posted by: "vijjay_pawar" vijjay_pawar@yahoo.co.in vijjay_pawar
Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:44 am (PDT)
HELLO FRIENDS I AM NEW IN THIS GROUP.LET'S MAKE WAY OF HAPPINESS.THE
FRIENDSHIP
Thanks & Regards,
vijay. "Every One Thinks Of Changing The World, But No One
Think Of Changing Him Self."
- 2.
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a joke (in hindi)
Posted by: "pujanv" pujanv@yahoo.co.in pujanv
Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:52 am (PDT)
Thief-2:(in the Anil Ambani's home)(to thief-1) Ooe yaar, abhi kya
paise geen raha hai, jaldi se bahar vatak le. Agar koi jaag gaya to hum
to mare.
Thief-1: Nahin, phir hisse karne mein tu cheating karta hai.
Thief-3:Ooe yaar tum dono bas bhi karo,kal akhbar main pakki gintee mil
jaye gi.
From:
Poojan Vakharia
- 3a.
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JOKE
Posted by: "pujanv" pujanv@yahoo.co.in pujanv
Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:53 am (PDT)
Frog:santa, tum mein dimag nahin hai.
Santa:hai
Frog:nahin hai
Santa:hai
Frog:nahin hai & jumps in the well.
Santa:Iss mein sucide karne wali kya baat hai!
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tere payar me mit ke dekhege ek din
Posted by: "chayan jain" chayanjain@yahoo.com chayanjain
Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:59 am (PDT)
tere payar me mit ke dekhege ek din
khud apne bare me bhi beth ke sochnge ek din
tujhe bhoolne ki kosis karke bhi dekhege ek din
bhatkey huye phirte hain kayi lafz dil me liye,
duniya ne diya waqt to likhke dehege ek din..
khush boo se bhari shaam mein jugnoo ke qalam se
ik nazam tere wastey likh ke dekhege kisi din...
ae jaan teri yaad ke benaam parinday
shakhon pe mere dard ki utrengey kisi din...
jaati hia kisi jheel ki gehrayi kahan tak
ankhon mein teri doob ke dekhengey kis din...
aap kahte ho khuti hoti hai mohbatt,
tere payar me mit ke dekhege ek din
chayan jain
09977351004
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Fw: A gr8 Jokes for Gr8 people
Posted by: "Gopal Dave" go_pal8@yahoo.co.in go_pal8
Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:08 am (PDT)
To day's Speciality,
Special Date : - 20 08 2008� � � � � � 20082008
New Jokes For The Same.
1.
Son:-� Dad , Ajj Madam ne 1 Sawal puchha jiska jawab sirf mere pass tha.
Dad : Shabbas Bete Tune Hamara Name Roshan Kiya, Ab ye bata Sawal� Kya Tha ????
Son : Black Board ke pass toilet kaun kar gaya tha ?????
2.
Boy : I am not rich like Gopal, I don't have a bike like Gopal, But i realy Love u !
Girl : I love you too, But tell me more abt Gopal.
3.
Offer ....................
Great Offer ..................... .....
4 LUX� = Rs.20
3 Medimix = Rs.10
2 Life Boy = Rs. 5
bt
Don't Happy,
Ye Offer Sirf ..................... .......
Har roz Nahane wale ke liye hai......
App ke liye Nahi...
4.
Wife : Agar me kahi Kho gayi to app kya karoge ??????????
Hu$band :: 10 minute ka TV me Add dunga.
Wife :: App Kitne Achhe Ho !!!!!!!!!! ,,,,,,Kya ADD doge ????
Hu$band ::: Jaha Bhi Raho Khush Raho Abad Raho...............
5.
CELLO ::::: THE PEN OF INDIA
LUX ::::::: THE SHOP OF INDIA
AMUL:::::� THE TASTE OF INDIA
U� � ::::::::: THE WASTE OF INDIA
SENDER :::::::::::� THE STAR OF INDIA.
6.
Ak Sharabi Mar raha tha to Bhagwan Prakat Hue or bole, Koi Antim Ichha ?????
Sharabi ::: Prabhu, Agli bar Chahe to 1 Kidney dena magar Leaver Do Dena.....
7.
SIMILARITIES between� WIFE & EXAM
1. Lots of questions.?????????
2. Difficult to understand it ...........
3. Always require detailed explainations ................
4. Results always UNEXPECTED.
�
----- Forwarded Message ----
From: Gopal Dave <go_pal8@yahoo.co.in >
To: hindi_jokes@yahoogroups. com
Sent: Tuesday, 29 July, 2008 9:30:18 PM
Subject: A gr8 Jokes for Gr8 people
Dear Ganesh,
�
Read this Jokes.
�
Newtons 1st Law of ishq d force applied 4 proposing
�
a girl by a boy is equal & opposite
2 d force applied by girl while using her sandals.
�
Jo hamesha hasta rahta hai usko.
�
HUSMUKH kahte hai,
�
Aur jiska hasna bilkul bandh ho gaya hai usse kya kahte hai ?
�
�
�
HUSBAND.
�
Sardar biwi k office gaya
to dekha wo boss ki god me
bethi thi. Gusse me bola uth santo,
aisi jagah kaam nahi karna jhan
Staff ke liye khursi bhi na ho.
�
Macher ne 1 admi ko din me kaata.
Aadmi ne kaha :
tum to raat me katte ho na ???
Macher bola ghar ki halat bahut
Kharab hai is liye overtime kar raha hoon.
_____________________ _________ __
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- 6.
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FUNNY PICS
Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com tunaysem
Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:11 am (PDT)
FUNNY PICS
- 7.
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SG.
Posted by: "Sanjay" sanjay17gupta@yahoo.co.in sanjay17gupta
Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:13 am (PDT)
Koi Mili hume Chand ki chandni bankar,
Tho Koi Mili Pariyon ki kahani bankar,
Par jis kisi ko humne palkon mein basaya,
Woh nikal gayee aankhon se paani bankar.
********************* ********* ****
Mohabbat" Apni Bhi Asar Rakhti Hai FARAZ
Bahut Yaad AayenGe Zara "Dooor" To Jane Do!!
********************* ********* ******
Nikal hi aati hay koi na koi Gunjaish,
Kisi ka PYAR kabhi aakhri nahin hota…!!!
********************* ********* *****
~~~~~SG~~~~~
- 8.
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True friends kids wallpapers
Posted by: "Min Khan" min_420@yahoo.com min_420
Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:38 am (PDT)
True friends kids wallpapers
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If you have Kids Pics (Cute Baby Pics) then please forward me.
Posted by: "ganeshkumble11" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com ganeshkumble11
Wed Aug 20, 2008 6:42 pm (PDT)
Dear Friend,
How are you?
We all like cute cute babies and child pictures.
Therefore it is my pleasure to inform you that I have started new web site
on Kids Pics blogsppot com.
In this blog spot I have posted hundreds of baby pictures.
Friend I hope you people also like cute baby pictures.
I have already posted hundreds of pictures in this blog.
I will be thankful to you if you also contribute to this blog.
Friends I hope that you also have taken photographs of your
own babies.So I request you to send baby pictures or childeren pictures at
kidspics4u@gmail.com
If you help me our website will get thousands of babies photos.
Thanking you.
Ganesh Kumble
kidspics4u@gmail.com
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The Secrets..... .......The Power....... ......
Posted by: "chayan jain" chayanjain@yahoo.com chayanjain
Wed Aug 20, 2008 6:46 pm (PDT)
The Secrets..... .......The Power....... ......
* The First Secret: The power of Love.
Love begins with our thoughts. We become what we think. Loving thoughts create loving experiences and loving relationships. Affirmations can change our beliefs and thoughts about ourselves and others. If we want to love someone, we need to consider their needs and desires. Thinking about your ideal partner will help recognize him or her when you meet.
* The Second Secret: The power of Respect.
You cannot love anyone or anything unless you first respect them. The first person you need to respect is yourself. To begin to gain self-respect ask yourself,
"What do I respect about myself? " To gain respect for others, even those you may dislike, ask yourself, "What do I respect about them?"
* The Third Secret: The power of Giving.
If you want to receive love, all you have to do is give it! The more love you give, the more you will receive. To love is to give of yourself, freely and
unconditionally. Practice random acts of kindness. The secret formula of a happy, lifelong relationship is to always focus on what you can give instead of you can take.
* The Fourth Secret: The power of Friendship.
To find true love you must first find a true friend. To love someone completely you must love them for who they are not what they look like. Friendship is the
soil through which love's seeds grow. If you want to bring love into a relationship, you must first bring friendship.
* The Fifth Secret: The power of Touch.
Touch is one of the most powerful expressions of love, breaking down barriers and bonding relationships. Touch changes our physical and emotional states and
makes us more receptive to love.
* The Sixth Secret: The power of Letting go.
If you love something, let it be free. Even in a loving relationship, people need their space. If we want to learn to love, we must first learn to forgive
and let go of past hurts and grievances. Love means letting go of our fears, prejudices, egos and conditions.
* The Seventh Secret: The power of Communication.
To love someone is to communicate with them. Let the people you love know; that you love and appreciate them. Never be afraid to say, "I love you." Never let an opportunity pass to praise and acknowledge someone. Always leave someone you love with a loving word ... it could be the last time you see them.
* The Eighth Secret: The power of Commitment.
If you want to have love in abundance, you must be committed to it. Commitment is the true test of love. If you want to have loving relationships, you must be committed to loving relationships. When you are committed to someone or something, quitting is never an option. Commitment distinguishes a fragile
relationship from a strong, loving one.
* The Ninth Secret: The power of Passion.
Passion ignites love and keeps it alive. Lasting passion does not come through physical attraction alone. It comes from deep commitment, enthusiasm, interest and excitement. The essence of love and happiness are the same, all we need to do is to live each day with passion.
* The Tenth Secret: The power of Trust.
You cannot love someone completely unless you trust them completely. Act as if your relationship with the person you love will never end. Trust is essential in
all loving relationships. Trust yourself, trust others and trust the world. It is the foundation for LOVE.
Always make your absence
felt in such a way That...
some one misses you BUT...
let not your absence be so longggg
THAT some one starts learning to live
WITHOUT YOU......
chayan jain
09977351004
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Dard kafi hai bekhudi ke liye,
Posted by: "chayan jain" chayanjain@yahoo.com chayanjain
Wed Aug 20, 2008 6:55 pm (PDT)
Dard kafi hai bekhudi ke liye,
Maut zaroori hai Zindagi ke liye,
Kaun jeeta hai kisi ke liye ,
Hum to Zinda hai bas aapki Dosti ke liye.
Friendship is not ranked by whom,
We have known do longest,
Who came 1st or who cares the most,
It's about who came and never left.
Silent lips may avoid many problems,
But smiling lips will solve many problems,
So always have a silent smile on your face.
Jo pal pal chalti rahe wo Zindagi,
Jo pal pal jalti rahe wo Roshni,
Jo pal pal khilti rahe wo Mohabbat,
Aur jo kisi pal sath na chode wo hai Dosti.
Dost wohi jo aapko apna maan sake,
Aapke har gam ko bin kahe jaan sake,
Aap chal rahe ho tez Baarish me,
Phir bhi pani me behte aapke Aasuon ko pehchaan sake.
Chupke se Chaand ki roshni aap ki ho jaye ,
Dheere se hawa aapko kuch keh jaye ,
Dil me jo hai use mang lo RAB se ,
Hum Dua karenge ki aapki har chaahat poori ho jaye .
Bagair jane pehchane Ikraar na kije ,
Muskura kar DIL ko bekarar na kije ,
Gulab bhi de jate hain Zakhm gehra kabhi kabhi ,
Har Gulab par yun Aitbaar na kije
chayan jain
09977351004
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SG....1
Posted by: "Sanjay" sanjay17gupta@yahoo.co.in sanjay17gupta
Wed Aug 20, 2008 6:56 pm (PDT)
tanha yeh zindagi tanha safar hai
kisko pata jaana kidhar hai
manzil kahan kiso khabar hai
tanha yeh zindagi tanha safar hai
koi kisika humdard nahi
kisi k seene me dard nahi
nahi kisiko kisiki fikar hai
tanha yeh zindagi tanha safar hai
har koi matlab se aata hai
aakar takleef de jaata hai
kangaal hain par lut jaane ka darr hai
tanha yeh zindagi tanha safar hai!!
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birth day whshes
Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com vinay79malhotra
Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:08 pm (PDT)
birth day whshes
- 14.
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In Your Eyes
Posted by: "~*~ Rajesh ~*~" verygood101@yahoo.com verygood101
Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:11 pm (PDT)
In Your Eyes
- 15.
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how to impress a girl and a boy...
Posted by: "fairy taurean" fairy_taurean@hotmail.com
Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:25 pm (PDT)
how to impress a girl and a boy...
- 16.
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true love
Posted by: "Vinay Malhotra" vinay79malhotra@yahoo.com vinay79malhotra
Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:26 pm (PDT)
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot...
....who calls you back when you hang up on him...
....who will stay awake just to watch you sleep...
....wait for the guy who kisses your forehead...
....who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats...
....who holds your hand in front of his friends...
....wait for the one who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you...
....wait for the one who turns to his friends and says, "...that's her, or that's him"...
If you open this, you have to repost it so that you'll be showered with only love for the rest of your life.
This midnight, true love will knock on your heart and something good will happen to you at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow. It could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
Please don't break this chain. Let love shower unto us for all the time. Send this e-mail to as many people as you can and see what great power and magic love can bring.
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MAAN GAYE MUGHALL-E-AZAM
Posted by: "Freya Sehgal" yourbites@yahoo.com yourbites
Wed Aug 20, 2008 7:42 pm (PDT)
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Cute Baby Pictures of manish vasava s sister s son
Posted by: "aapkadost100" aapkadost100@gmail.com aapkadost100
Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:01 pm (PDT)
Cute Baby Pictures of manish vasava s sister s son
To add your family kids pics at our website
http://kidspics4u.blogspot. com/search/ label/Cute% 20Baby%20PIcture s%20by%20our% 20members
Please send baby pictures at kidspics4u@gmail.com
We will add at our site and also send to thousands of members
Aap Ka dost
ganesh Kumble
kidspics4u@gmail.com
I am happy and thankful to manish_vasava7@yahoo.com
Manish Vasava who has emailed us pictures of her sister's
son.This pictures are so cute.
Friends you can also send pictures of baby pictures at kidspics.
You can also mention name of the baby.
We will publish the same at hindi jokes group
as well as at our web site.
Thanking You.
Ganesh Kumble
Aap ka dost
http://kidspics4u.blogspot. com/2008/ 08/cute-baby- pictures- of-manish- vasava-s. html
Message from manish_vasava7@yahoo.com
Hai Ganesh Kumble Ji..
These are some photographs of my sisters son.
Manish Vasava
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