Tuesday, October 7, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2040

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Messages In This Digest (7 Messages)

1.
VICHITRA HAI KINTU SATYA HAI From: ashwini
2.
CREATIVITY WITH HAY & STRA From: maryam khan
3.
Psychedelic Photoshop From: Lahore Lahore Aye Lahore
4.
IF U HAVE GUTS READ THIS!!!!! From: Rajkrishna Verma
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Friends Forever From: Rajkrishna Verma
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FW: [DesiMails] self defenCe for wOmen :: japanese waY From: Shweta Gupta
7.
Meaningful Paintings From: ~ Guchi ~

Messages

1.

VICHITRA HAI KINTU SATYA HAI

Posted by: "ashwini" sweetawni@gmail.com   sweet.awni

Mon Oct 6, 2008 11:12 am (PDT)

VICHITRA HAI KINTU SATYA HAI

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BHAKT JANO

Ek samay ki baat hai Lakshmi ji ka vahan Ullu unse ruth gaya aur bola...
Aapki sab puja karte hain par mujhe koi nahi puchta...

Lakshmi ji boli " 'ab se har saal meri puja se 10-15 din pehle tumhari puja hogi....

Us din sab Ullu puje jayenge.

Tabhi se Diwali ke pehle us din ko
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KARVA CHAUTH ke naam se manaya jaata hai.....

JAI HO…

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MACHHAR SONG:
Bhigi SKIN teri,Pyasa DANKH mera.
Lage AMRIT sa muje KHOON tera.
Kabhi meresath koiRAAT gujar,
Tuje subah tak me kardu BIMAR.

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LALU Bus K UPAR KHADA THA
RASTE ME TUFAN AAYA
DHOTI UD GAYI
PHIR BIJLI KADKI
LALU: EK TO HAMAR DHOTI CHIN LI UPARSE SASURA FOTU LET HO.

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2.

CREATIVITY WITH HAY & STRA

Posted by: "maryam khan" mariyam4all@gmail.com   nido_900

Mon Oct 6, 2008 11:38 am (PDT)

CREATIVITY WITH HAY & STRA
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very very funny
3.

Psychedelic Photoshop

Posted by: "Lahore Lahore Aye Lahore" lahorerang@yahoo.com   lahorerang

Mon Oct 6, 2008 7:42 pm (PDT)



Psychedelic Photoshop Funny

photoshop fun

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painting by indian painters

very very funny

unbelivable pictures

best pics of india

amazination of ufo pictures

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4.

IF U HAVE GUTS READ THIS!!!!!

Posted by: "Rajkrishna Verma" rajkrishna_rajkrishna@yahoo.co.in   rajkrishna_rajkrishna

Mon Oct 6, 2008 11:36 pm (PDT)


 

 
 

IF U HAVE GUTS READ THIS!!!!!

 

THIS MESSAGE ORIGINALLY SENT BY ONE OF MY FRIEND... I WANT TO SHARE IT WITH YOU.BUT BE CAREFUL THOSE WHO HAVE WEAK HEARTS.

 
BELIEVE IT OR NOT!!!
Read this true Incident... and let everybody you know in and around Delhi , especially Gurgaon know this.......
My friend lives in Delhi ..... One day he went to Gurgaon to visit his uncle for some days. One evening he and some other of my college
friends
Went to Priya's for a movie. He had so much fun that he forgot that it
was
Very late. He reached Gurgaon around midnight......
He had to walk about a mile from where his friend dropped him..... As he
was
walking alone, he could sense that the night felt very creepy as it was
so
Dark. While walking, he was astonished to see an old creepy looking guy selling some books.. It was a very unusual thing to see a thing like that..... It got the shivers on him when he noticed that his old guy is
Unusually pale and staring at him...
The old guy said "Son why don't you get a book...it would keep you company". Then he did something which he would regret for the rest of
his
Life.........
My friend started to act brave & thought why not & had a look at his
Collection.. he noticed that all the books were related to supernatural
Activities...but he found one that was very interesting. So he asked
the
Old man "how much is it?"....
The old guy replied, "Well son...this is an interesting book.....it's only for Rs 250."
My friend was shocked and said "but...but...it's expensive" This time the old man stared which freaked my friend. My friend quickly
checked all his pockets & found Rs.200 & said "This is all
I have." The old guy replied "It's OK son ....you can have the book
for that price"
As! my friend was just about to run for
home...the old man called
back & said "Son ... whatever happen, you don't ever flip the book
to it's last page.... remember these words or you would regret
it...!!!!!"
My friend nodded and never looked back ... Reaching home...he
Quickly asked his Uncle whether there was any new old book seller nearby? The Uncle replied "not that I know of but ...we've heard that
there's 1 old man comes once in a while during full moon nights but
heard
That there is something creepy about it...why son?"
My friend freaked out.... he told his uncle "nothing uncle....just asking". He started reading the book with the old man's words on
His mind. At night, 2 o'clock, as he went to bed, a gush of wind blew
which
Chilled him up to his bones. At that glimpse, he noticed the wind had blown the pages to its last page.. He remembered what the old man has said!
But we humans tend to have the tendency to know.. Out of curiosity, he flipped to the last page & fainted...

What he saw at the last page is stated below:
Don't look further down if you have a weak heart I warn you

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Original price:-- Rs. 20/-
Promotion price:-- Rs. 10/-
he he he he he he
Ha Ha Ha ! I
also wasted my time reading this mail so why cant you?

 

 

 

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5a.

Friends Forever

Posted by: "Rajkrishna Verma" rajkrishna_rajkrishna@yahoo.co.in   rajkrishna_rajkrishna

Tue Oct 7, 2008 12:15 am (PDT)


Thanks to Dear friend!! 
Thanks & Regards
Rajkrishna Verma

 

 

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6.

FW: [DesiMails] self defenCe for wOmen :: japanese waY

Posted by: "Shweta Gupta" shweta.guptaa@gmail.com   shweta.guptaa

Tue Oct 7, 2008 1:58 am (PDT)

Self defenCe for wOmen :: japanese waY

how to protect

self defence

women protection

how to fight

lady alone fight with man

verty funny

amazing
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7.

Meaningful Paintings

Posted by: "~ Guchi ~" guchijain19@yahoo.co.in   guchijain19

Tue Oct 7, 2008 2:39 am (PDT)

Meaningful Paintings

amazing paintings

paintings art

very funny

paintings from india

umbrella paintings

amazing picture art

patang

best india painting

india paints

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