Monday, October 13, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2047

Messages In This Digest (6 Messages)

Messages

1a.

FUNNY HINSI SMS DIRECT TO YOUR MOBILE SEND "on mumbai-sms" at 987080

Posted by: "ganeshkumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Sun Oct 12, 2008 11:36 am (PDT)

Now Get Funny Sms Directely to your mobile
To subscribe type "on mumbai-sms" and send at 9870807070

Or Subscribe at http://labs.google.co.in/smschannels/subscribe/Mumbai-Sms
Friends your Mobile Number will not disclosed to anyone else.

Yoon to paththar na maro pani me isse bhi koi pita hoga.
Yoon to paththar na maro pani me isse bhi koi pita hoga.
Zindagi mili hai jeene ke liye,usse haske jeeo,
Ke aapko dekh kar bhi koi MUSKURATA hoga.....
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Nazar Ko Badlo To Nazare Badal Jate Hai,
Soch Ko Badlo To sitare Badal Jate Hai,
Kashtiya Badal ne ki jarurat nahi,
Disha Ko Badlo to Kinare Khud-b-Khud badal jate hai.
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3)Hosley buland kar raaston par chal de,
Tujhe tera mukaam mil jayega,
Akela tu pehel kar,
Kaafila khud bann jayega,

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Rok do mere JANAZE ko JALIMO...
Mujhme jaan aa gayi hai,
Peeche mudke dekho KAMEENO....
SHARAB ki dukan aa gayi hai. !!
CHEERS ....!! Marna Cancel.
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5)Ek kasak dil mein dabi reh gayi,
Zindagi mein unki kami reh gayi,
Itni ulfat k baad b vo mujhe na mile..
Shayad meri mohabbat mein hi kuch kami reh gayi..
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1b.

FUNNY HINSI SMS DIRECT TO YOUR MOBILE SEND "on mumbai-sms" at 987080

Posted by: "ganeshkumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Sun Oct 12, 2008 11:36 am (PDT)

Now Get Funny Sms Directely to your mobile
To subscribe type "on mumbai-sms" and send at 9870807070

Or Subscribe at http://labs.google.co.in/smschannels/subscribe/Mumbai-Sms
Friends your Mobile Number will not disclosed to anyone else.

ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyar kyu hai
inkar karne par bhi chahat ka ikrar kyu hai
use pana nahi hai meri taqdeer mein shayad
phir bhi har mod pe usika intizar kyu hai muskan
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nakaam si koshis kiya karte hai
hum hai ki unse pyar kiya karte hai
khuda ne takdir mein tuta tara bhi nahi likha
aur hum hai ki chand ki aarzu kiya karte hai muskan
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tumhara aur mera rishta
ankho aur palko jaisa hai
agar palak kuch der na jhapke to ankh ro deti hai
aur agar aankh mein kuch chala jaye to palak tadap uthti hai muskan
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kasur na unka hai na mera,
hum donohi rishton ki rasmein nibhate rahe
wo dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe
hum mohabbat ko dil mein chupate rahe muskan
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ankho mein aansuo ko ubhar ne na diya
mitti ke motiyon ko bikhar ne na diya
jis raah pe pade the tere kadmo ke nishan
us raah se kisi ko guzar ne na diya muskan
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PYAR KARNEWALON KI KISMAT KHARAB HOTI HAI,
HAR WAQT INTEHA KI GHADI SAATH HOTI HAI,
WAQT MILE TO RISHTO KI KITAB KHOL KE DEKHLENA,
DOSTI HAR RISHTEY SE LAJAWAB HOTI HAI muskan
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Waqt mile to hume yaad kar lena,
Pal Pal na sahi din me ek bar kar lena
Dost honge aapke hazaro par hamsa bhi..... ....
koi hai itna yaad kar lena..A.B. bye bye
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Tumhe hamari yaad kabhi to aati hogi
dil ki dhadkan bhi shayed bhar jati hogi
kitna chaha tha humne ke saath saath rahe
yeh soch kar tumhari bhi aankh bhar aati hogi..A.B.
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Tumhare pyar main pagal hoon,koi bewafa nehi.
Pyar main jaan denewala hoon,koi katil nehi.
Dunia ki haar andhi se bachanewala hoon,koi diwar(wall) nehi.
Kya aab mujhse pyar karogi?sayed tum mujhe kabhi dekha bhi nehi. sudip_1987
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Tum se kitna pyaar hai dil mein utar ke dekh lo
na yaqeen aaye to phir dil badal ke dekh lo
ham ne apni har sans per naam tera likh diya
ik tere paane ki khaatir khud ko paagal kar diya
ishq mein tum bhi sanam hadd se guzzar ke dekh lo
tum se kitna pyaar hai dil mein utar ke dekh lo
jaane kyun saare jahan se ho geya hoon be khabar
jab se tum aankhon mein aaye, jaagti hai ye nazar
apni raaton se meri raatein badal ke dekh lo
tum se kitna pyaar hai dil mein utar ke dekh lo..A.B.
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bol janey ka tumey taswar kesey kar loon
meri har sanas sey vabasta hain yadeen teri ckeckit
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Bhari mehfil main tanha rehna acha lagta hai
Terey barey main sochtey rehna acha lagta hai .
Kabhi phulon main ,kabhi kaliyon main
Tujh ko hi dhundtey rehna acha lagta hai
Meree zindagi ki khushiyan tumhee say hain wabasta
Rab say sirf tumhein hi mangna acha lagta hai
Hamarey darmiyan hai sadiyon ka fasla
Kuch is tarhan guftugu karna acha lagta hai
Tumhrey baghir zindagi ka koi tasavur nahi hai
Kuch is tarhan tumhari tamanna karna achha lagta hai
Tum hi ko chaha,tum hi ko chahtey hain
Tumhi ko chahtey rehna acha lagta hai..A.B.
Mohabbat ka hai mushkil pehelu tumhaara saath chaahiye,
ek zindagi mein jiyu magar aapki se ek mulakaat chaahiye,
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kaanto par chalne seh kise parhez hain,
magar is raaste ke shuruwaath chaahiye,
har din hota hain intezaar ek nayi ummeed ka,
magar udaasi katham ho jaaye aisi raath chaahiye,
dua meri hain khudaa seh ki manzil tak jiyuun,
kabhi toh khubool ho aise halaat chaahiye,
dil kabh pighaleenge is zamaane ki yeh pata kise,
jazbaa-e-dil jaanne toh dil mein jazbaat chaahiye,
shaheed bhi ho jaaun is raaste mein toh gham nahi,
magar unki jeene ki bhi toh wajahaat chaahiye,
marte hue zameen seh le jaaun main aisi baath chaahiye,
kafan bhi od luun magar daman tera mere saath chaahiye.A.B.
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Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,
Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,
Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,
Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jajbaat hai !..A.B.
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Mohabat ke bina zindagi fizool hai
Par mahobat ke bhi aapne ussol hai
Kehte hai milti hai mohabbat mein bahut ulfaate
Par aap ho mehboob toh saab kubul hai... A.B.
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KitnA Pyaar Karte hain tumse
Kaash TumkO bhi yeH ehsaaS ho JayE
Magar AisA na Ho Ke
Woh hosH mein tab Aaaye
Jab HuM gehri neenD mein so JaayE" A.B. luv Monika
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Aasmaan Ko Neend Aaye To Sulaayein Kahan
Dharti Ko Maut Aaye To Dafnaayein Kahan
Saagar Mein Lehar Aaye To Chupaaein Kahan
Hume Aapki Yaad Aaye To Jaayein Kahan!!A.B. luv Monika
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Kaash Vaado ka matlab wo samajte,
Kaash khomoshi ka matlab wo samajte,
nazar kehti hai hazaar baatein
kaash meri ek nazar ka matlab wo samajte...A.B. Luv Monika
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Har aahat ehasas hamara dilaegi,
Har hawa kissa humara sunaegi,
Hum itni yaadein bhar denge aapke dil main,
na chahte hue bhi yaad humari aayeg...A.B. Luv Monika
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1c.

FUNNY HINSI SMS DIRECT TO YOUR MOBILE SEND "on mumbai-sms" at 987080

Posted by: "ganeshkumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Sun Oct 12, 2008 11:36 am (PDT)

Now Get Funny Sms Directely to your mobile
To subscribe type "on mumbai-sms" and send at 9870807070

Or Subscribe at http://labs.google.co.in/smschannels/subscribe/Mumbai-Sms
Friends your Mobile Number will not disclosed to anyone else.

Yoon to paththar na maro pani me isse bhi koi pita hoga.
Yoon to paththar na maro pani me isse bhi koi pita hoga.
Zindagi mili hai jeene ke liye,usse haske jeeo,
Ke aapko dekh kar bhi koi MUSKURATA hoga.....
*********************************
Nazar Ko Badlo To Nazare Badal Jate Hai,
Soch Ko Badlo To sitare Badal Jate Hai,
Kashtiya Badal ne ki jarurat nahi,
Disha Ko Badlo to Kinare Khud-b-Khud badal jate hai.
**********************************
3)Hosley buland kar raaston par chal de,
Tujhe tera mukaam mil jayega,
Akela tu pehel kar,
Kaafila khud bann jayega,

**********************************
Rok do mere JANAZE ko JALIMO...
Mujhme jaan aa gayi hai,
Peeche mudke dekho KAMEENO....
SHARAB ki dukan aa gayi hai. !!
CHEERS ....!! Marna Cancel.
**********************************
5)Ek kasak dil mein dabi reh gayi,
Zindagi mein unki kami reh gayi,
Itni ulfat k baad b vo mujhe na mile..
Shayad meri mohabbat mein hi kuch kami reh gayi..
**********************************

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2.

balancing Rocks........Very amazing

Posted by: "Saima khan" saimajan4u@gmail.com   min_420

Sun Oct 12, 2008 8:06 pm (PDT)

balancing Rocks........Very amazing
3.

I LOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART

Posted by: "nasar khan" imnasar@yahoo.com   imnasar

Sun Oct 12, 2008 8:30 pm (PDT)

I LOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART
4.

I can kiss u

Posted by: "ashwini" sweetawni@gmail.com   sweet.awni

Sun Oct 12, 2008 8:33 pm (PDT)

I can kiss u without even touching u.
Gal: U can't
Santa: Lagi 10-10 ki
Gal: Ok
Santa kisses her lips
Gal: Touch kar liya, touch kar liya
Santa: Aah lai 10 Rs.
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