Messages In This Digest (16 Messages)
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- Thoughts & Jokes From: PANKAJ
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- Zindagi Mei Kisi Ka Saath Kaafi Hai From: Pravesh Singh
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- Gadhe ki baat From: sweetu.singh78
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- Rs 1000 From: darshanvithani
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- A Brief History of the Computer.. From: ~* ~ Rajesh ~*~
- 6.
- Murgha boy Friend From: darshanvithani
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- dil ke hatthon majboor hokar From: varinder thakur
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- (no subject) From: Ritu Negi
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- Good Morning. (Great Weekend!) From: ©Ever Smile J ©
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- The 7 UPS From: Pradeep Sharma
- 11a.
- Re: A weekend at the bus station in China From: mitesh patel
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- from devdas From: sanjay patel
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- Gandhiji meets Vijay Mallya From: Mahesh Popat
- 14.
- JEENA NAHI From: Pradeep Sharma
- 15.
- (no subject) From: NarSingh
- 16.
- Dosti ho to aisi From: NarSingh
Messages
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Thoughts & Jokes
Posted by: "PANKAJ" mr_pankaj1987@yahoo.co.in mr_pankaj1987
Sat Feb 20, 2010 9:10 am (PST)
thoughts & jokes
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Zindagi Mei Kisi Ka Saath Kaafi Hai
Posted by: "Pravesh Singh" pravesh_singh07@yahoo.com pravesh_singh07
Sat Feb 20, 2010 9:11 am (PST)
Hi & Good Morning! Arz€ ¦ Hai.
Chai Ke Cup Se Uthte Dhuein Mein Teri Shakl Nazar Aati Hai,
Tere Khyalon Mein Kho Kar Aksar Meri Chai Thandi Ho Jaati Hai.
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Twinkle Twinkle Lazy Star,
Kitna Soyega Uth Ja Yaar,
Up Above The World So High,
Sun Has Risen In The Sky,
Uth Ke Jaldi Pele Chai,
Then Call Me And Say Hi?
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Pani Ki Bondain Phulon Ko Bhiga Rahi Haipani Ki Bondain Phulon Ko Bhiga Rahi Hai
Thandi Lehren Ek Tazgi Jaga Rahi Hai,
Ho Jaye Aap B Inme Shamil
Ek Pyari Si Subah Aapko Jaga Rahi Hai
?Good Morning?
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Zindagi Mei Kisi Ka Saath Kaafi Hai
Haatho Mei Kisi Ka Haath Kafi Hai
Dur Ho Ya Paas Fark Nahi Padta
Pyar Ka To Bas Ehsaas Hi Kaafi Hai€ ¦ !
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€ ¦ Tujh Par Khatm Meri Har Chahat Hogi,
Fir Na Kisi Par Ye Inayat Hogi,
Kuchh Is Tarah Karenge Hum Mohabbat Tujhko
Ke Na Zamane Ko Khabar Hogi Na Zamane Ko Koi Shikayat Hogi !€ ¦
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€ ¦ Todna Hota To Rishta Na Banate,
Umid Na Hoti To Sapne Hum Na Sajate,
Aitbar Kiya Hai Aapki Dosti Pe Bharosa Na Hota To
Apne Dil Ka Hisa Na Banate€ ¦ !
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€ ¦ Band Rakhte He Jubaan Lub Khola Nhi Krte
Chand K Samne Sitare Bola Nhi Krte
Yaad Karte He Tumko Har Pal
Ye Raaz Hotho Se Khola Nahi Karat€ ¦ !
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Na Koi Kissi Se Dur Hota Hai,
€ ¦ Na Koi Kissi Ke Karib Hota Hai,
Pyaar Khud Chal Ke Aata,
€ ¦ Jab Koi Kissi Ke Nasib Mein Hota Hai!
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Husn Me Naaz Tha Nazakat Thi,
Ishq Me Ehsaas Tha Sharafat Thi,
Woh Zamana Bhi Kya Zamana Tha,
Pyaar Karna Bhi Ek Ibaadat Thi !
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Taras Gaye Tere Didaar Ko,
Dil Phir Bhi Tere Liye Dua Karta Hai.
Hum Se Acchha To Tere Ghar Ka Aaina Hai,
Jo Roj Tujhe Dekh To Liya Karta Hai !
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Dil Ki Baat Janta Nai Koi,
Kehna In Aankhon Ka Manta Nahi Koi,
Hum To Jaan Bhi Luta De Khushi Se,
Par Ehmiyat Is Jaan Ki Janta Nahi Koi !
Love & Smile
Pravesh Singh
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Gadhe ki baat
Posted by: "sweetu.singh78" sweetu.singh78@yahoo.in sweetu.singh78
Sat Feb 20, 2010 9:14 am (PST)
Ek sahebji ghabraye hue aaye aur biwi se bole: "Begam, aaj main office se aa raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha€ ¦'¥!"
Itne mein unki bachhi bol uthi: "Mummy, Shyam ne meri gudiya tod di hai." Pati ne phir kehna shuru kiya "Haan toh begam, main keh raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha€ ¦'¥..!"
Itne mein unka ladka bola: "Mummy, Rita ne meri car tod di hai."
Biwi ghusse mein aakar boli: "Bhagwan ke liye tum sab chup ho jao, mujhe pehle gadhe ki baat sun lene do..!"
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Rs 1000
Posted by: "darshanvithani" darshanvithani@yahoo.com darshanvithani
Sat Feb 20, 2010 9:14 am (PST)
Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.
Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
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Secretary: Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: Pehli bar kisine behan kaha!
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A Brief History of the Computer..
Posted by: "~* ~ Rajesh ~*~" verygood101@yahoo.com verygood101
Sat Feb 20, 2010 9:15 am (PST)
A Brief History of the Computer
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ENIAC, 1946
Regarded as the first general purpose electronic computer, the Electronic Numerical Integrator and Computer (ENIAC) was initially commissioned for the use in World War II, but not completed until one year after the war had ended . Installed at the University of Pennsylvania, its 40 separate eight-foot-high racks and 18,000 tubes were intended to help calculate ballistic trajectories.
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SAGE, 1954
A gigantic computerized air defense system, SAGE (Semi-Automatic Ground Environment) was designed to help the Air Force track radar data in real time. Equipped with technical advances such as modems and graphical displays, the machine weighed 300 tons and occupied one floor of a concrete blockhouse.
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NEAC 2203, 1960
Manufactured by the Nippon Electric Company (NEC), the drum-based machine was one of the earliest transistorized Japanese computers. It was used for business, scientific and engineering applications.
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IBM System/360, 1964
Part of a family of interchangeable computers, the IBM System/360 mainframe was the first to cover a complete range of applications, from small to large, from commercial to scientific. Users were able to enlarge or shrink their setup without having to make headache-inducing software upgrades as well. Higher-end System/360 models had roles in NASA's Apollo missions as well as air traffic control systems.
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CDC 6600, 1964
For a time the fastest machine in the world, Control Data Corporation's 6600 machine was designed by noted computer architect Seymour Cray. It retained its speed crown until 1969, when Cray designed his next supercomputer.
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DEC PDP-8, 1965
The first successful commercial minicomputer, the PDP-8, made by the Digital Equipment Corporation, sold more than 50,000 units upon its release, the most of any computer up to that time. Years before Apple and Gnu/Linux offered alternatives to the dominant IBM/Microsoft paradigms, DEC proposed its own vision, by encouraging users to educate themselves and take part in the evolution of the line.
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Interface Message Processor, 1969
Conceived at the height of the Cold War, when the U.S. government sought a way to keep its network of computers alive in case certain nodes were destroyed in a nuclear attack or other hostile act, the IMP featured the first generation of gateways, which are today known as routers. As such, IMP performed a critical task in the development of the ARPANET (Advanced Research Projects Agency Network), the world's first operational packet switching network, and the predecessor of the contemporary global Internet.
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Kenbak-1, 1971
Often considered the world's first "personal computer" the Kenbak was touted as an easy-to-use educational tool, but it failed to sell more than several dozen units. Lacking a microprocessor, it had only 256 bytes of computing power and its only output was a series of blinking lights.
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Cray-1, 1976
At the time of its release, the Cray-1, above, was the fastest computing machine at the world. Despite its price tag€ ¦ between $5 and $10 million€ ¦ it sold well. It is one of the many machines designed by Seymour Cray, a computer architect who devoted his life to the creation of so-called supercomputers, machines which prioritized processing capacity and speed of calculation.
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Apple I, 1976
Initially conceived by Steve Wozniak (a.k.a. "Woz") as a build-it-yourself kit computer, Apple I was initially rejected by his bosses at Hewlett-Packard. Undeterred, he offered it to Silicon Valley's Homebrew Computer Club and, together with his friend Steve Jobs, managed to sell 50 pre-built models to The Byte Shop in Mountain View, California. The suggested retail price: $666. Though sales were low, the machine paved the way for the smash success of the Apple II.
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IBM Personal Computer, 1981
Featuring an independent keyboard, printer and monitor, the slick, complete-looking package that was the IBM PC helped push personal computing out of the hobbyist's garage and into the corporate and consumer mainstream. Its immense commercial success made it the hallmark of personal computing for many years and led other manufacturers to produce similar desktop models.
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Osborne 1 Portable Computer, 1981
The first commercial portable computer, the Osborne weighed 24 lbs. and cost less than $2,000. It gained popularity because of its low price and the extensive software library that came with it
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Hewlett-Packard 150, 1983
Representing the first step in a technology widely available today, the HP 150 was the first commercially available computer with touch screen technology. The 9-inch computer screen was surrounded by infrared transmitters and receivers that detected the position of the user's finger.
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Deep Blue, 1997
Begun at IBM in the late 80's, the Deep Blue project was an attempt at using parallel processing to solve a difficult problem€ ¦ namely, beating the best chess player in the world, Garry Kasparov. During a six-game match, which Kasparov ultimately lost, the confounded master attributed one move to "the hand of God."
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iPhone, 2007
The handy little device introduced by Apple CEO Steve Jobs in 2007 not only brings together internet access, a regular cell phone, camera and media player, it supports a wide variety of third party applications, or apps, that supply everything from recipes to maps of the night sky, and wraps it all in a sleek, glossy exterior.
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iPad, 2010
And now the tablet is finally here. It's called an iPad, and it's half an inch thick, weighs 1.5 pounds and features a 9.7 inch display. As Steve Jobs says in the presentation above, the device has a 10-hour battery life, so you'll be able to use all the 3rd-party apps, games, video and online newspapers you want. The Wi-Fi iPad begins at $499 while the 3G version begins at $629.
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Murgha boy Friend
Posted by: "darshanvithani" darshanvithani@yahoo.com darshanvithani
Sat Feb 20, 2010 9:23 am (PST)
Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski
girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.
Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte
hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?
[cellphone.jpg]
Dear, sweetu ya jaanu.
Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha "Murgha No.5?
Calling".
type in mobile new sms
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dil ke hatthon majboor hokar
Posted by: "varinder thakur" vickythakur19m@yahoo.com vickythakur19m
Sat Feb 20, 2010 9:23 am (PST)
Thanks dosto aap ke reply ke liye
dil ke hatthon majboor hokar
dil ke hatthon majboor hokar
hum chal diye unse door hokar
pata chala wo chahte hai ki aur ko
jab wo na mile hume mashroof (Busy) hokar
aaj yaad aa raha hai mujhe unka saath
unki yaadon main iss trahn rokar
main kal tak shayad na rahon
sochta hun kya wo gujrain ge meri kabbar se hokar,
main unko iss jahan main bhi yaad karta hun
uss jahan mainbhi yaad karunga par
kya yaad karain ge wo mujhe kissi din rokar.
achha lage to reply karna
aap ke reply se achha lagta hai
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(no subject)
Posted by: "Ritu Negi" negiritu56@yahoo.in negiritu56
Sat Feb 20, 2010 10:15 am (PST)
YO TO JINE K LIYA SABHI JIYA KARTE HE,
LAAB JINA KA NAHI PHIR BHI JIYA KARTE HE,
MAUT SE BHI PHELE MAR JATE HE HAJOORO,
ZNDGI USI KI HE JO MAR KAR BHI JIYA KARTE HE.
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REGARDS:
RITU
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Good Morning. (Great Weekend!)
Posted by: "©Ever Smile J ©" aa_punnagai@yahoo.com aa_punnagai
Sat Feb 20, 2010 10:16 am (PST)
Good Morning. (Great Weekend!)
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The 7 UPS
Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com pradeepsharma1969
Sat Feb 20, 2010 10:19 am (PST)
The 7 UPS
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Re: A weekend at the bus station in China
Posted by: "mitesh patel" mitshreypatel@yahoo.co.in mitshreypatel
Sat Feb 20, 2010 10:22 am (PST)
thanks for China pictures,
Actually this things happen here in Chinese new year time only.
Patel
Guangzhou
China
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from devdas
Posted by: "sanjay patel" patel1975sanjay@yahoo.com patel1975sanjay
Sat Feb 20, 2010 10:23 am (PST)
APNE HISSE KI JINDGI TO HUM JI CHUKE,€ ¦
AB TO DHADKANO KA LIYAJ KARTE HE,€ ¦
(LOG VAH VAH KARTE HE€ ¦ )
DILKE CHHALO KO KOI SAYRI KAHE TO GAM NAHI
TAKLIF TO TAB HOTI HE, JAB KOI VAH VAH KARTA HE
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Gandhiji meets Vijay Mallya
Posted by: "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com mahesh_popat@ymail.com
Sat Feb 20, 2010 10:25 am (PST)
Gandhiji meets Vijay Mallya
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JEENA NAHI
Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com pradeepsharma1969
Sat Feb 20, 2010 10:27 am (PST)
Paaya tho tumhe kabi nahi
per khoya hoon tumhe abhi abhi
din tho the suhaane apne
per ab toot gaye saare sapne
socha tha jeena mushkil nahi
per tere bina aasoon ruk the nahi
sapno main tu tho chaagaye
akhion main tuhi rehgaye
maangu main khuda se itna hi
sapne mere poore na kar
mere yaar ki khusi inkaar na kar
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(no subject)
Posted by: "NarSingh" narsingh_yadav786@yahoo.co.in narsingh_yadav786
Sat Feb 20, 2010 10:29 am (PST)
Maa tab bhi roti thi jab beta khana nahi khata tha,or Maa aaj bhi roti hai jab beta khana nahi deta,Isko itna forward karo ki koi Maa kabhi bhuki na soye,"Love all MAA"
Narsingh
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Dosti ho to aisi
Posted by: "NarSingh" narsingh_yadav786@yahoo.co.in narsingh_yadav786
Sat Feb 20, 2010 10:32 am (PST)
Na mile kisi ka sath to hume yaad karna.
Tanhai ho to mehsus karna,
khushiya batne ko tum dost hazar rakhana,
Par gam batne ho to hume yaad karna,
I'm always you all dear friends.
Narsingh
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