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1.: AAP BE PADIYE AAP KE DOSTON KO BE PADAIYE 3-4-5 From: suhani sharma

2.: NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 311-312-313-314-315 From: nehashah20f

3.: Mujhe Kuch Kehna Hai From: Pradeep Sharma

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1.: AAP BE PADIYE AAP KE DOSTON KO BE PADAIYE 3-4-5

Posted by: "suhani sharma" suhanisharma21f@gmail.com suhanisharma21f

Fri Feb 26, 2010 6:27 am (PST)

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To friends lo mai feer se aa gayi.
Mai aaj 3 panne bej rahi hu.

Friends hindi me type karne me bahut samay
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2.: NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 311-312-313-314-315

Posted by: "nehashah20f" nehashah20f@yahoo.com nehashah20f

Fri Feb 26, 2010 6:49 am (PST)

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3.: Mujhe Kuch Kehna Hai

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com pradeepsharma1969

Fri Feb 26, 2010 9:45 am (PST)

Kuch naa kah pane ki jo vyatha hai meri
Ek cheekh hai jo dil ke kuen me uthti hai
Aur andar hi andar kahin dab ke rah jaati hai
Saagar si gehraahi jo meri ankhon mein hai
Ek tapti jwaalamukhi hai jo soyi hui hai
Use uthne na do gehri neend se dekho
Raakh bana dalegi meri har tammanna ko
Gale mein atki kaante ki tarah meri bhavnaayein
Har pal bas nigli naa ugli jaaye
Zinda hoon is tarah jaise aandhi mein diya
Dum todoon tab bhi ek aah na liya
Bhavon ko takiye ke neeche dabaa kar rakha
Shayad sapnon mein usko kahin dekha
Toh kah paoon jhat se apni vyatha
Tumse behad pyaar hai bas itni si katha

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