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[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3256

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Digest #3256
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Prishi Pari ke Pyar Bhare SmS by "Prishi Pari" prishipari
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Prishi Pari Ke Pyar Bhare SMS by "Prishi Pari" prishipari
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Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS by "Prishi Pari" prishipari
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Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS by "Prishi Pari" prishipari
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Prishi Pari Ke Pyar Bhare SmS by "Prishi Pari" prishipari
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Prishi Pari Ke Pyar Bhare SmS by "Prishi Pari" prishipari

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Tue Jun 11, 2013 7:21 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Prishi Pari" prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Pyar Bhare SmS
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Dosti ki hai, Nibhani to padegi,
Aapki taklif hume baatni to padegi,
Aapki taklif na jaan sake to dosti kis kaam ki,
Aapke liye mar na sake to zindagi kis kam ki…
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Koi kaheta he Dosti dua ban jati he,
Koi kaheta he Dosti saaz ban jati he,
Par Dosti ho agar sacchi, to
To Dosti humare jine ka maksad ban jati he. ..
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Yu aaino se kab tak dil behlaoge,
Jab andhera hoga khud ko tnha paoge,
Hum jaisa dost rahe agar aapke saath,
Kasam se umr bhar tanhai ko taras jaoge.
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Yu aaino se kab tak dil behlaoge,
Jab andhera hoga khud ko tnha paoge,
Hum jaisa dost rahe agar aapke saath,
Kasam se umr bhar tanhai ko taras jaoge.
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Dard Dil Ka Door Se Samajhte Hain Dost
Muskaan Dete Hain, Dard Door Karke
Sath Chhod Deti Hai Zindagi Ek Din
Sath Zindagi Se Jayada Nibhaate Hain Dost!
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Dard Dil Ka Door Se Samajhte Hain Dost
Muskaan Dete Hain, Dard Door Karke
Sath Chhod Deti Hai Zindagi Ek Din
Sath Zindagi Se Jayada Nibhaate Hain Dost!
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Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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Tue Jun 11, 2013 7:33 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Prishi Pari" prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Pyar Bhare SmS
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Kisi ne god se kaha
I HATE LIFE
god replied:
tumhe kisne kaha life se pyar karo tum
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bas use chaho jo tumhe chahta ho
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life apne aap khubsurt ho jayegi...
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A candle may melt
and its fire may die,
but the love you have given me
will always stay as a flame in my heart.
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Aasman ka chand teri bahon me ho
Tu jo chahe teri rahon me ho
Har wo khwab ho pura jo teri ankhon me ho
Khush Kismati ki hr Lakir tere hathon me ho
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Soft Speech clean heart,
peaceful eyes, strengthful hands,
focussed mind and determined
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decision with God's Love.
Alway Makes you winner. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Tamannao Se Bhaari Ho Zindagee,
Khwahishon Se Bhara Ho Har Pal,
Daman Bhi Chota Lagne Lage,
Itni Khushian De Apko Anain Wala Pal
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Phulon se hasin muskan ho apki,
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chand sitaron se zyada shaan ho apki,
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zindagi ka sirf ek ho maksad apka,
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ki asman se unchi udan ho apki.
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Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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Aap be padiye aur aap ke friends ko be bejiye
Hamare group ke messages.
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Tue Jun 11, 2013 7:52 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Prishi Pari" prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/>
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Ladki Ladke ko kiss karti he,
To ladke ke gal pe lipstick lag jati he.
Ladka kehta he ye kya kiya?
Ladki: Agar kuch acha karne se
Dag lagta he to dag ache he <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
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Pink lips are the girls beauty...
Wah..Wah..
Pink lips are the girls beauty..
And kissing them is boys duty.
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Jab paper ho out of cntrol. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
Answer sheet ko karke fold. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
Answer sheet ko karke ke fold,
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aeroplane banake bol
I WILL…..FAIL……! Student kya
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jane result ka kya hoga <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Agr question papr tuff lge
ya smajh me na aye to ek gehri sans lo aur zor se chillao
kamino fail hi karna he to exam kyo lete ho...!?
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I thought i m in love,
My nites going sleeples
My days going useles
So i askd GOD
Is dis LOVE?
God replied
No Dear
Sylabus zyada hai or tujhe kuch nhi ata hai
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1000 pages ki book kitne din me padhi ja sakti h,
WRITER- 6 months
DOCTOR- 2 months
LAWYER- 1 month
Engg. student-ye batao exam kab hai..
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raat bhar mai nipta denge <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes/>

Aap be padiye aur aap ke friends ko be bejiye
Hamare group ke messages.
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Tue Jun 11, 2013 11:59 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Prishi Pari" prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/>
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<http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes> Mom to her 7 year old kid
lets practice maths ok?
lets start with addition.
Example
Your GF gave u 2 candy and 2 ice cream
Whats ur answer?
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Boy: Love u Jaanu. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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2 Judwa Bachche..
1st Hans ke Lot Pot ho raha tha..
2nd Udaas tha.
Dad: Tum itna kyun Hans rahe ho.
Son: Mummy ne itni thand mein
dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya.. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Bacha: Miss Main Apko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: soooo sweet
Bacha: To phir Main Apne parents ko Aap ke Ghar kab Bhejun?
Miss: wo kyun?
Bacha: Taki k wo Humari Baat Karain
Miss: kya Bakwas hai?
Bacha: Tution parhney ke liye…
Miss Aap bhi na cable dekh <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
dekh ke kharaab ho gai hain.
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1 Bacha bohat der se ro raha tha
Maa ne pocha
Mere laal ko kya chahiye?

Toffee
Bhishkit
Ya
Milk?

Bachcha:
Bas Ek sanam chahie
aashqi ke liye..! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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When a Girl Accepts Your Friend Request
it means she accepted <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
Your 'Friendship&#39; Not Your 'Proposal&#39;..
When a Girl sends you a Friend Request
it means She wants to be your Friend not Your Girlfriend.
When She Tag you
it means she wants to share her Thoughts with You
'n not that She's Lost in Your Thoughts..
When she comments on Your status
it means She's just being Social 'n not Flirting..
When She Like Your comment
it means She like Your Comment not You. !
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Ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai.
Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do Warna main apke papa ko bata dunga.
Ladki: Le yaar tu bhi karle,
Bacha kafi try karta hai,
Par wo height me kam reh jata hai,
Baccha pareshan ho kar.
"Bhaad mein gayi duniyadari"
Jo kam galat hai.. Wo galat hai.. Main to bataunga!!
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Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
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Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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Tue Jun 11, 2013 11:08 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Prishi Pari" prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Pyar Bhare SmS
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Be slow in choosing a friend & slower while loosing
them bcoz friendship is not an opportunity its a
sweet rsponsibility <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
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Gam ki aahat na aaye tere dar par,
pyar ke samander ka tum bhi ek kinara ho,
bhool se jo tapke teri aankhon say moti,
thame wohi jo tumhe sabse pyara ho
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Mohabbat me sath to harpal hota he,
koi dikhne se hota he to koi dilse hota hai,
maza to sath tab aye yaro,
jab judai ka lamha mahsus hota hai
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If love is sweet why does it hurt,
if love is deep why does it burn,
if love is warm why do we shiver,
if love is tender why do we cry,
if love is forever why do we die
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God picked up a flower & dipped
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in honey he touched
it with love n turned into u,
he then gifted it to me & said
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this friend is for u <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Gham ne hasne na diya,
zamane ne rone na diya,
is uljhano ne jine na diya,
thak ke jab sitaron se panah li,
neend aayi tho aapki yaad ne sone na diya
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Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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Aap be padiye aur aap ke friends ko be bejiye
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Tue Jun 11, 2013 11:15 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Prishi Pari" prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Pyar Bhare SmS
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Sabse loving kaun: TUM,
sabse sweet kaun: TUM,
sabse cute kaun: TUM,
in sab me TUM se zyada kaun: HUM
lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun: HUM TUM
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Make a heart which never breaks,
make a smile which never hurts,
make a touch which never pains,
make a friendship which never ends
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Kaise kehde ki unse milne ki chahat nahi,
bekarar dil ko ab bhi rahat nahi,
bhula dete unhe bhi magar kya kare dost,
kisi ko bhulane ki is dil ko aadat nahi
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If love is sweet why does it hurt,
if love is deep why does it burn,
if love is warm why do we shiver,
if love is tender why do we cry,
if love is forever why do we die
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God picked up a flower & dipped
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in honey he touched
it with love n turned into u,
he then gifted it to me & said
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this friend is for u <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Gham ne hasne na diya,
zamane ne rone na diya,
is uljhano ne jine na diya,
thak ke jab sitaron se panah li,
neend aayi tho aapki yaad ne sone na diya
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Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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