Monday, June 24, 2013

[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3263

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Digest #3263
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Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS by "Prishi Pari" prishipari
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Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS by "Prishi Pari" prishipari
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Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS by "Prishi Pari" prishipari

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Sun Jun 23, 2013 11:11 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Prishi Pari" prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/>
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Congratulations

SMS na karne par Aapko
MBA ki Degri di jati hai,
MBA bole to
MEMBAR OF
BHIKARI
ASSOCIATION
Hasso mat. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Maa- Nalayak,
Kaha Thi Itni Raat Tak??
Beti- Boyfrnd ke Saath..!
Maa-Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala??
Beti-To Kya Hua Maa ?
Fair & Lovely Hai Na...!! <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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POLICE- MAM iss pool me nahana mana hai.
LADY- Jab main kapde utar rahi thi
Tab Q nahi bataya.
Police- Pabandi sirf NAHANE pe hai
KAPADE utarne pe nahi. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Ek old person ne ek young girl ko dhakka mara
Old man-sorry
Girl-nonsens dikhta nahi keya
Tabhi ek ladke ne girl ko dhakka diya
Boy-sorry
Girl-it's ok
Tabhi buddha bola
Oldman -miss kya meri sorry ki speling galat thi.
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Dog ne cat ko kiya prpose.
Aur diya red rose.
Dono ho gye shadi ko taiyar.
Pr ghr walo ko tha inkar.
Bole ye shadi nhi hone wali
Q ki ladki nhi chalegi muchho wali.
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Indian(nepali se): tum american ho?
.
Nepali: nhi me nepal ka hu!
.
Indian: nhi tum american ho.
.
Nepali: nhi bhai me nepal ka hu!
.
Indian: nhi nhi tum american ho.
.
Nepali(gusse me): haan me american hu
.
Indian: achaa!!!!
Lagte to nepali ho.. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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Sun Jun 23, 2013 11:42 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Prishi Pari" prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/>
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Hum Chlormint Kyun Khate Hai..?
?

?
Kyun ki,

Cadbary
Perk
Kitkat
Munch
Ye Sub 1 Rupay Me nahi Milte.
Dobara Mat Puchna. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
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Dil k dard ko
Zuba par laate nahi!
Hum apni ankho
Se aansu bhate nahi!
Dard chahe jitna
v gahra ho
Hum "MOVE" ya
"DETTOL"
Lagate nahi. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Boy: oh ! Is din ka to me kabse intejar karta tha
Girl: To me jau?
B: Nahi bilkul nahi
G: Do u luv me?
B: Ha. Karta tha,karta hu aur karta rahunga
G: Kabhi mere sath dhoka karoge?
B: Nahi. Isse achha to me mar jau
G: Would u like to kiss me?
B: Yes, i like it
G: Tum muje maroge?
B: Nahi me aisa aadmi nahi hu
G: kya me tum pe vishvash kar sakti hu?
B: yes
G: Oh darling!

(AUR SHADI K BAAD
YE LINES PURA NICHE SE UPAR PADHO)
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One day a boy was smoking at airport..
Grl asked: 1 din me kitne cigrette peete ho ?
Boy: Why ?
Girl: Agar ab tak zindgi me cigrete pee kr
Kharch kiye hue paise bachate to
Samne khadi hui car tumhari hoti.....
Boy: Aap cigrete peeti hai ?
Girl: No...
Boy: To kya wo car apki hai ?
Girl: No...
Boy: Thanks for advice, Wo car meri hi hai
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MORAL: zyada lecture dene se
Bezti bhi ho jati hai. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Aisa Kaun Sa Janvar Hai,
Jo Kutte Jaisa Hota hai,
Par
Chalta 3 pairo Se hai ?
SOCHO

.
NEHI MALUM

Simple

LANGDA KUTTA..!!:-P <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
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Exam + Rawdy Rathore
"
"
Jo Mai Padhta Hu 'Wo Mai Likhta Hu,
or
Jo Mai Nai Padhta Hu'Wo Mai
"Definetly&quot;
Likhta Hu. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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Sun Jun 23, 2013 11:53 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Prishi Pari" prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes/>
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Machhar Ne 1Admi Ko Kata
Aadmi-Din Me Bhi?
Machr-Kya Kru Ghar Me Ma-Baap Bimar He
Bhen Jawan He Or Ladke WaLo Ne
1Ltr Khoon Dahej Me Manga H <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
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Santa and banta jungle mein,
saamne aayaa sher.
Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki,
aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa.
Santa : Main kyun bhaagu,
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What Is The Biggest Benefit
Of Having Girlfriend In The
Same College Or School
Where You Study?
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100% Attendance... <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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The prettiest smiles hide the deepest secrets.
The prettiest eyes have cried the most tears.
And the kindest hearts <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
have felt the most pain .. !!
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Santa samundar m dahi daal raha tha.
Banta- kya kr ra hai?
Santa- Lassi bna ra hu
Banta- isliye log hm pe joke marte hai
Itni Lassi Kaun Piyega. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
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Koi 2mhe jab Pagal kahe
To dukhi mat hona,
Afsos mat karna,
Rona bhi nahi,
Darna bhi mat,
1 glass thanda pani pina aur sochna.
SALE KO PATA KAISE CHALA.? <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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