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[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3291

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Digest #3291

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Fri Aug 30, 2013 4:07 am (PDT) . Posted by:

prishipari

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Husband :- " Kamar Me Bahot Dard Hai..
.
Sath walon Ke Ghar Se IODEX Le Aao..
.
.
. .
Wife :- "Wo Nahi Denge...
.
.
Husband :- "Kitne Kanjoos Hai Saaale,
. .
.
Jaane Do, Apna Hi Nikal Lo, Almaari Me Rakha
Hai. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
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SANTA 1 Kilo Jalebi Khane Ke
Baad Bola: "Bhaiya Thodi Cheeni Do"..
.
.
.
DUKANDAR: Cheeni Kyun???
.
SANTA: "Soch Raha HU, Khane Ke
Baad Kuch Mitha Ho JAAYE"
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1 Handsome Boy Class Mein Aaya....
.
.
Aur Sari Girls Dekhte Hi Deewani Hogayi.
.
.
Fir
Ladke Ne Aate Hi Kuch Kaha To Girls Behosh.
.
.
Socho Kya Kaha Hoga ??
.
.
Thodi Jagah Dena, behan ji Jhaadu Lagana hai.
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Operation k bad patient bola:
"doctor saheb Kya ab me ROG
MUKT hu..?"
Samne se Jawab mila:
.
. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
.
"Beta,doctor saheb to niche
reh gye,
me to CHITRAGUPT hun <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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American kids on eiffel Tower. "
Wow, what a beautiful view."
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Indian kids on eiffel tower.
"Chal dekhte hai kiski thook pahle
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Boy to his frnd:
Yar kal mere ek dost ne mere phn se
meri gf ka num le liya
.
.
.Frnd : fir ?
.
.
,
Boy: fir kya kal se apni hi behen ko
romantic msg bhej raha hai
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Aap ki friend

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Husband :- " Kamar Me Bahot Dard Hai..
.
Sath walon Ke Ghar Se IODEX Le Aao..
.
.
. .
Wife :- "Wo Nahi Denge...
.
.
Husband :- "Kitne Kanjoos Hai Saaale,
. .
.
Jaane Do, Apna Hi Nikal Lo, Almaari Me Rakha
Hai. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
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SANTA 1 Kilo Jalebi Khane Ke
Baad Bola: "Bhaiya Thodi Cheeni Do"..
.
.
.
DUKANDAR: Cheeni Kyun???
.
SANTA: "Soch Raha HU, Khane Ke
Baad Kuch Mitha Ho JAAYE"
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1 Handsome Boy Class Mein Aaya....
.
.
Aur Sari Girls Dekhte Hi Deewani Hogayi.
.
.
Fir
Ladke Ne Aate Hi Kuch Kaha To Girls Behosh.
.
.
Socho Kya Kaha Hoga ??
.
.
Thodi Jagah Dena, behan ji Jhaadu Lagana hai.
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Operation k bad patient bola:
"doctor saheb Kya ab me ROG
MUKT hu..?"
Samne se Jawab mila:
.
. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
.
"Beta,doctor saheb to niche
reh gye,
me to CHITRAGUPT hun <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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American kids on eiffel Tower. "
Wow, what a beautiful view."
. .
. .
. .
. .
. .
. .
. .
.
Indian kids on eiffel tower.
"Chal dekhte hai kiski thook pahle
neeche girti hai.. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Boy to his frnd:
Yar kal mere ek dost ne mere phn se
meri gf ka num le liya
.
.
.Frnd : fir ?
.
.
,
Boy: fir kya kal se apni hi behen ko
romantic msg bhej raha hai
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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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Fri Aug 30, 2013 4:23 am (PDT) . Posted by:

prishipari

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS
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Lady Beggar:" Aee.. bhaiya 1 rupya de
de.. 3 din se bhuki hu...
.
.
. Pappu:" 3 din se bhuki hai toh 1 rupye
ka kya karegi...??
.
.
Lady Beggar:" weight dekhungi kitna
ghat gaya hai. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
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The pain of missing friends
is realized whn
:
U r standing some where nd
see a
group of friends having
fun.......
U smile nd say to urself .
.
'HUM TO ISSE BHI JYADA
KAMINEY THE'..
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That awkrd moment when
.
.
.
.
. sonakshi sinha enrts the
swimming pool nd some says..
lo gyi bhains paani mai.
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Chain msg by Pappu:-
..
Plz is msg ko itna fwd karein k
.
.
Meri girlfriend tak pahunch jaaye.
. .
MOTTI tune sim change kar k accha
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Santa samundar me dahi daal
raha tha..
Banta: kya kar raha hai?
Santa: Lassi bana raha hun.
Banta: Yeh kya Pagalpan hai??
Teri aisi harkaton se hi log hum
pe joke banate hai..
ab bata.....
.
.
.
Itni Saari Lassi kon piyega..
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WoH Mujhe MiL Kar ROyi itni
.
ki
:
ki
.
ki
.
ki
.
"Uski Naak Ka BuLBuLa Dekh Kr
Meri HASi Nikal Gayi".
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Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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Fri Aug 30, 2013 4:42 am (PDT) . Posted by:

prishipari

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TEACHER: Khuda Ne Pait
Q Banaya Hy..?
.
.
Kaafi Dair Sochne K Baad
.
SANTA : Lungi Bandhne K Liye...
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Pappu went to museum
.
Waha usse galti se,
ek bahut purani murti tut gai.....
.
.
Officer: You have broke a 200 years old
statue. . .
.
.
Pappu: Thank God!!...
mujhe laga new statue thi
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KID :- Why some of ur hair are white
dad ?
DAD : – Every time you make me
unhappy ,
one of my hair turns white ….
.
KID :- Now understand why
grandpa's
hairs are all white …..
Moral :- Don't be over smart ..
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Girl: Mere Birthday Par
Mujhe Bahut Costly Gift Dena
Boy: Ok..
.
On The Birthday
.
.
Boy: Your Gift..!
Girl: How Sweet Isme Kya
Hai??
.
.
Boy: Petrol Me Tale Hue
Pyaaj Ke Pakode. <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
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Ladki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne Nahi Aa
Sakti. . .
.
Ladka: Chalo Mai Tumhara
Gift Kisi Or Ko De Deta Hun
:
Ladki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti
Abi Kaha Ho Tum ? , me aa rhi hu
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GARMI SONG:-
Suno Gaur Se "PEPSI" Walo
Buri Nzar Na "COKE" Pe Dalo
Chahe Jitna "DEW" Pila Lo
Sabse Aage Hoga "NIMBU-PANI"
Hamne Piya Hai
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Fri Aug 30, 2013 4:56 am (PDT) . Posted by:

prishipari

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Ek nepali ke mobile par raat 2
baje ek call aaya..
.
.
Aap so to nahi rahe hai ???
.
.
Nepali gusse se:"
Kamino ye jaruri to nahi ki har nepali chaukidar
ho... <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>
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She: jati hu mein. . . .
He: jaldi hai kya ? . . .
She: dhadke jiya. . .
.
.
.
.
.
He: jitna pucha utna bata
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Engineering student sitting
with his Girlfrnd in Restaurant Drinking
BEER and says:"
I Love
yOuuu
Girlfrnd:"is it yOu Or the BEER
talking ??
.
.
Student:"its me, Talking tO my
BEER, yOu Shut up <http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes>

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Two girls found Rs 1000
on road................
.
.
.
Girl 1 : what to do with this money now?
.
Girl 2 : lets take 50-50
. .
.
Girl 1 : okay but baki k 900 Rs
ka kya krege ?
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In A Nursery School Canteen,
.
.
There Was A Basket Of Apples
With A
Notice Written Over It:
''Do Not Take More Than One,
God Is Watching''
.
.
On The Other Counter There
Was A
Box Of Chocolates,
.
.
A Small Child Went & Wrote On
It
..
"Take As Many As You Want,
God Is
Busy Watching The Apples"
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True Lines..!!
Only Girls Have
The Power
.
.
To Leave Home, Family
& Their Surname To
Live & Adjust
In A New Home & Family..
.
They Are Priceless..!!
Agree..?
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