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[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3409

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Digest #3409
Story, Jokes, Shayari, Quote (17.06.14) by "Mahesh Popat"
Shayaris, Jokes, Qoute (07.06.14) by "Mahesh Popat"
Mothers DaySpecial by "Mahesh Popat"
Shayaris Jokes, Quote (07.06.14) by "Mahesh Popat"


Sat Jun 7, 2014 8:54 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat"



अच्छे दोस्तोँ की तलाश तो ,

कमजोर दिल वालोँ को होती है ..

बडे दिल वाले तो हर दोस्त को

अच्छा बना लेते हैँ .............


tere pyar ne mere dil ko sarkari daftar sa bna diya. . . .  . . ......jaha na koi kisi ki sunta hai, na kam karta hai~~~


ae gardishe haalaat, tu mujse yu na ulajh

maine har haal me jine ki qasam khayi hai...


सीख लिया हम ने भी तरक-ऐ-तालूक करना

मोहब्बत देते देते हमने अपनी क़दर खो दी....।।।।


तू मुहब्बत से कोई चाल तो चल.....

.हार जाने का हौसला है मुझे....!!


क़दर किरदार की होती है वरना,

कद में तो साया भी इंसान से बड़ा होता है


 Do Char Logon se Rishte Banaye Rakh..Ae insaan

Kabr tak Laash Dolat nahi le jaya karti..


Badi Tabdeeliyan Laaye Hain Hum Apne Aap Main Lekin.....

Kisi Ko Bhool Kar Jeena Hamen Ab Bhi Nahi Aaya..


Mat Gussa karo kisi par itna,

ki waqt ke Faasle par aapko bhi afsos ho jaaye.

Kal kya pata aap miss kare,

aur wo hamesha ke liye miss ho jaye


Breaking News
.Modi ordered automatic street cleaning machines because hand and jhadu are no More 

तजुर्बे ने एक बात सिखाई है...
एक नया दर्द ही...पुराने दर्द की दवाई है...!!


मुजरा देखने गए मेरे दोस्त साथ में मुझे भी ले गये वो.....

सब उसका हुस्न देखते रहे और में उसकी मज़बूरी...


कुछ कर गुजरने की चाह में, कहाँ कहाँ से गुजरे,

अकेले ही नज़र आये हम, जहां जहां से गुजरे................!


रिश्ते जताने लोग मेरे घर भी आयेंगे,फल आये है तो पेड़ पे पत्थर भी आयेंगे..

जब चल पड़े हो सफ़र को तो फिर हौसला रखो,सहरा कहीं, कहीं पे समंदर भी आयेंगे..
कितना गरूर था उसे अपनी उड़ान पर,उसको ख़बर न थी कि मेरे पर् भी आयेंगे..
मशहूर हो गया हूँ तो ज़ाहिर है दोस्तो,इलज़ाम सौ तरह के मेरे सर भी आयेंगे......


शराब पीकर मैखानों में हुल्लड मचाने वालों 

भारत में चाय की प्याली से तूफ़ान उठा है ।


Koi roke dil behlata h,

Koi has kr dard chupata h.

Kya kramat h kudrat ki,

Zinda insaan pani mei dub jata h.

Aur murda tair ke dikhata h..!!


Rote hain tanha dekh kar mujhko wo raaste

Jin pe tere baghair main guzra kabhi na tha


 Please read. Really good.

A Professor was teaching about Proverbs 15:1.
He asked his students, 'why do we shout in anger?
Why do people shout at each other when they are upset?' 

The students thought for awhile. 
One said, because we lose our calm. 

But why shout when the other person is just next to you? 
Asked the professor. 
Isn't it possible to speak to him or her with a soft voice? 
Why do you shout at a person when you are angry? 

The students gave some answers but none satisfied the Professor.

Finally he explained, 'when two people are angry at each other, 
there is a distance in their hearts psychologically. 
To cover the distance, they must shout to be able to hear each other. 
The angrier they are,the stronger they will shout to hear each other through that great distance. 
Then the Professor asked, 'What happens when two people fall in love? 
They don't shout at each other but talk softly. 
Why? Because their hearts are psychologically close. 
The distance between them is very close. 
The Professor continued, 'When they love each other even more, what happens? 
They don't speak, only whisper and they even get closer to each other in their love. 
Finally they even need not whisper, they only look at each other and that's all.....
So next time you shout on a loved one, 
know that you are creating distance between your heart and that person's heart. 

Proverbs 15:1 says a gentle answer turns away wrath, but a harsh word stirs up anger. 

PLS SHARE with as many friends as u can. 
U maybe healing a hot tempered person today...
Enjoy every moment. "Life is easy"


Aache din aa rahe hain
Today I saw a girl on scooty gave left indicator and she actually turned left...
M still in shock..


Papa- Whom u like more muma or papa?
Papa- No tell me 1?
Kid- Both
Papa- If i go to America & Ur mother go to ParisWhr will u go?
Kid- Paris
Papa- It means u like ur mother?
Kid- No, coz paris is beautiful than America
Papa- If i go to paris & Ur mother goes to america so Whr will u go?
Kid- America

Papa- why?
Kid- Paris to ghum aaye na papa
Papa-  Jaa bey Maa key Chamche  jaa school jaa

टूट  कर  भी  कम्बख्त  धड़कता  रहता  है... 

मैने इस दुनिया मैं दिल सा कोई वफादार नहीं देखा..


A good life starts when you stop waiting for a better life to come.


About 2years ago in-front of his eyes his girlfriend was

brutally raped by six bastards in a running bus of Delhi.

He fought till the time he was beaten to blue with an iron rod.

They broke his leg,robbedhim, snatched his mobile & left him almost naked

apart from inserting a rod inside the genital ofhis girl friend after raping her.

He fought till the time he could.
Then in that chilling cold nighthe was thrown from the running bus along with his girl friend.

They were naked,drained,exhausted & both were bleeding for different reason.

In that situation he tried to stop passing cars & 

kept on begging a piece of shawl to wrap his naked girl friend & 

finally he got it after 40 minutes.

Then he took her to hospital,admitted her,called police,called her parents & 
did every possible co-operation that a true friend shoulddo at the hour of need.

He could have flee from the bus - he did not.

He could have leave her on the road - he did not.

He could have claim fame & money ( as the shameless father of Nirbhayatook Rs 25 lakhs from UP CM,
a job for his son & many more from many people by his daughter's name ) - but he did not.

He could have claim his treatment money from Govt - he did not.

He could have become the most frequently seen facein electronic media in exchange of money - he did not.

If this is not the friendship then what friendship is ? 

When the entire country roared for the girl no one thought what this boy hasdone on that night.

He is not a film star or a cricketer.

He is Awindra Pratap Pandey a boyfrom Gorakshapur in UP the boy who loved hisgirl from the core of his heart.

When he is therewhy we Indian will celebrate friendship day on3rd August to copy Americans ?

We should celebrate friendship day in India only on 16thDecember to salute the spirit of Awindra whoproved what friendship means.

Let 16th Dec an official friendship day in India 
Am I talking sense ? If yes then please share this


Sat Jun 7, 2014 8:54 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat"


Arz kiya h na usko mere pyr ki kadr 

Na mujko uske pyr ki qadar.

Bas mene bhi fr soch liya iss qadar, 

2 parallel lines canot intrsct each othr


बीवियों के मायके रहने जाने का चलन साल में 3 बार होना चाहिए

1. इससे पति पत्नी का प्रेम बढेगा

2. तलाक का मामला घटेगा

3.मायके में भी बीवियों को अपना भाव पता चलेगा

4.पति की कद्र बढ़ेगी

5.बार बार मायके की धमकी कम होगी

6.मायके वालो को अपनी बेटियों की सही आदते पता चलेंगी

7.दामाद के प्रति सहानुभूति बढती है
आप लोगो को और फायदे दिखे तो बताये


रोज़ इक ताज़ा शेऱ कहां तक लिखूं उनके लिए,

उनमें तो रोज़ ही एक नयी बात हुआ करती है.......


Tum Khud-Ba-Khud Shamil Ho Gaye Meri "Saanso'n" Mein....
Hum Soch ke Karte To Phir "Mohabbat"; Na Karte .....!!!


"Knowing what's right doesn't mean much unless you do what's right."
Husband wife both die in a car crash. 

Husband becomes bhoot. Wife becomes Dayan. 

They both meet after some time.  

Husband tells wife: see I became Bhoot after death, 

but tum bilkul nahi badli. 

Joe was a house keeper who had this habit of drinking from his boss's wine bottle
and replacing it with water.

The boss, shouted: "Joe?" 
Joe answered from the kitchen: "Yes boss?" 
Sam: "Who drank my wine and added water in the bottle?"  

No answer.

The boss repeated the question, still no answer.   
The angry boss marched to the kitchen and threatened Joe,
"What the hell is going on? When I call your name you respond with 'Yes Boss' but 

when I ask you a question, you remain silent. What is this !!!" 
Joe said: "It is like this. In the kitchen, you can hear only your name being called..

You don't hear anything else that is said, I swear." 
Sam: "How is that possible? All right, I will prove you wrong..
You stay right here in the hall with Madam,
I will go to the kitchen and you ask me a question" 
So the boss went to the kitchen. 
Joe shouted: "Boss?" 
Boss: "Yes Joe?" 
Joe: "Who got the maid pregnant?" 
No reply. 
Joe, yet again: "And who arranged for her abortion?" 

Once again silence.. 
Sam came running from the kitchen and said: 

"you are right Joe. When one is in kitchen, one can't hear anything but one's name.  

That's bloody strange!"


 मैं "किसी से" बेहतर करुंक्या फर्क पड़ता है..!
मै "किसी का" बेहतर करूंबहुत फर्क पड़ता है..!!


Some people are like bubbles...

Dekhte hi Fodne ka Dil karta hai..!!!

"सफर में मुश्किलें आऐ, तो हिम्मत और बढ़ती है,

कोई अगर रास्ता रोके, तो जुर्रत और बढ़ती है,

अगर बिकने पे आ जाओ, तो घट जाते है दाम अक्सर

ना बिकने का इरादा हो तो, कीमत और बढ़ती है।"


Sat Jun 7, 2014 8:54 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat"



"जब जब कागज पर लिखामैंने माँ का नाम,
कलम अदब से कह उठीहो गए चारों धाम.....!
#mothers day


Mummy aaje tane MAA kevanu man thaay chhe,
Badhu chhodi ne naanu baal thai javaanu man thay chhe.
Sofo chhodi ne taara khoda ma besvanu man thay chhe,
Osiku chhodi ne taara pag par maathu rakhi ne suvaanu man thay chhe.
5 star hotelo chhodi taara haath nu khaava nu man thay chhe..
Chinese punjabi muki ne shaak rotli khavanu man thay chhe. 
Mummy ....
Cricket football chhodi tari saathe ramvaanu man thay chhe. 
Nokri chhodi taari j paase besvanu man thay chhe..
Dosto ne chhodi taari saathe farvanu man thay chhe. 
Vehicle chhodi tari aangali pakadi ne chalvanu man thay chhe,
Darta darta rasto olangvanu man thay chhe.
Mummy ....
A/c room chhodi ne taari saathe balcony ma besvanu man thay chhe..
Meeting chhodi ne taari saathe vaato karvanu man thay chhe..
Movie chhodi tari vartao manavanu man thay chhe..
Gito chhodi tara halarda sambhadvanu man thay chhe.
Mummy ....
Kavita lakhi aa lagani vyakt karvanu man thay chhe..
Taney MAA kaheva nu maan Thaay chhe..
Love u Maaa


Mother: The only perfect definition of unconditional love. 
Wishing everybody Happy GOD's Day.


हर रिश्ते मे मिलावट देखीं,

कच्चे रँगों क़ी सजावट देखी।
लेकिन सालों-साल देखा है माँ को,

उसके चेहरे पर ना थकावट देखीं,

ना ममता मे मिलावट देखी।

Happy mothers day


 माँ , तेरी गोद...मुझे मेरे अनमोल होने का एहसास कराती है..!!.माँ , तेरी हिम्मत...मुझको संसार जीतने का विश्वास दिलाती है..!!.माँ , तेरी सीख...मुझे आदमी से इंसान बनाती है..!!.माँ , तेरी डाँट...मुझे रोज नई राह दिखाती है..!!.माँ , तेरी सूरत...मुझे मेरी पहचान बताती है..!!.माँ , तेरी पूजा...मेरा हर पाप मिटाती है..!!.माँ , तेरी लोरी...अब भी मीठी नींदसुलाती है..!!.माँ , तेरी एक मुस्कान ...अब सारी थकान मिटाती है..!!


Sat Jun 7, 2014 8:59 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat"



Guess the minimum area with maximum decoration!!...

(This was asked in IAS exam!)..

Topper's Answer was:...."WOMAN'S FACE" 


Badnaam karte hai log jinke nam se hame...

Khuda kasam jee bhar k abhi tak dekha tak nhi unhe....


 कुछ अरमान उन बारीश कि बुंद कि तरह होते है,⁰

जिनको छुने कि ख्वाहिश में,

हथेलिया तो गिली हो⁰जाती ,

पर हाथ हमेशा खाली रेह जाते है...!!!


On his first day in office, as President Abraham Lincoln entered to give his inaugural address, 

one man stood up. He was a rich aristocrat. He said, "Mr. Lincoln, you should not forget that your father used to make shoes for my family.

" And the whole Senate laughed; they thought they had made a fool of Lincoln.

But certain people are made of a totally different mettle. 

Lincoln looked at the man directly in the eye and said, "Sir, I know that my father used to make shoes for your family,

 and there will be many others here, because he made shoes the way nobody else can.

He was a creator. His shoes were not just shoes; he poured his whole soul into them.
I want to ask you, have you any complaint? Because I know how to make shoes myself. If you have any complaint I can make you another pair of shoes. But as far as I know, nobody has ever complained about my father's shoes. He was a genius, a great creator and I am proud of my father".

The whole Senate was struck dumb. They could not understand what kind of man Abraham Lincoln was. He was proud because his father did his job so well that not even a single complaint had ever been heard.

Remember: "No one can hurt you without your consent."

"It is not what happens to us that hurts us. It is our response that hurts us."

नब्ज़ मेरी देखी और बीमार लिख दिया,

रोग मेरा उसने 'दोस्तों का प्यार' लिख दिया...,

क़र्ज़दार रहेंगे उम्र भर हम उस हकीम के..,

जिसने दवा में'दोस्तों का साथ' लिख दिया..!!!


जब सड़क पर बारात नाच रही हो तो हॉर्न मार-मार के परेशान ना हो...

गाडी से उतर कर थोड़ा नाच लें, मन शान्त होगा. टाइम तो उतना ही लगना है.


खामोश बैठें तो लोग कहते हैं उदासी अच्छी नहीं और..ज़रा सा हँस लें तो मुस्कुराने की वजह पूछ लेते हैं


वो कहते हैं सोच लेना था मुहब्बत करने से पहले।

अब उनको कौन समझाए

सोच कर तो साजिश की जाती हैं मुहब्बत नहीं।।


शमा जला केमहफ़िल में ये परवाना आया हैँ ...
देश के खातिर जान देने क़ोई दीवाना आया हैं ...
बहुत शिकारी आये और चले गयेमगर आज लगा कि क़ोई शेर  आया है !


 बायकोचा ताप नसेल तर माणूस कुठल्या कुठे जाऊ शकतो

हे मोदींनी दाखवून दिले. 


Ye Modi to bada pheku nikla. 

Sab ko utha kar phek diya


Forget Tigers 

Save "congress"; only 44  left

Guys this is ultimate.....

Actually AAP ka button dekh ke sardaro ne daba diya...socha khud PM banenge... .

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