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Digest #3410
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Fri Jun 27, 2014 4:18 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
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Million Dollar Truth
If Saturday And Sunday Don't Excite You,
then change your Friends.
If Monday doesn't Motivate you,then change your profession..
If Monday is too exciting, and you are dying to get to work,
then you should probably change your wife!!!
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छत टपकती है उसके कच्चे घर की,
वो किसान फिर भी बारिश की दुआ करता है
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अपनी सोच हंमेशा अचछी रखो
हर एक के बारे मे.......
कयोकी तूम जीस नजरीये से कीसी को देखोगे वो तुमको वैसा ही नजर आएगा......
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मोहब्बत मुझे तुझसे नहीं तेरे किरदार से है, मेरे दोस्त
वरना हसीन लोग तो बाजार में
सर-ए-आम बिका करते हैं
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"करम" पहचान बनें मेरी तो बेहतर है,
चेहरे का क्या है, वो मेरे साथ ही चला जाएगा एक दिन"......
शुभ प्रभात ।
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Har chehre par guman uska tha
basa na saka khali makan uska tha
lakho dard mit gaye dilse lekin
jo mit na saka wo ek naam uska tha .. !!
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माँ 6 साल के बच्चे को पीटते हुये बोली,
"नालायक, तूने भँगी के घर की रोटी खायी,
तू भँगी हो गया, तूने अपना धर्म भ्रष्ट कर लिया.
अब क्या होगा?..बच्चे का मासूम सवाल :
माँ, मैने तो एक बार उनके घर की रोटी खाई,तो मैं भँगी हो गया, ।
लेकिन वो लोग तो हमारे घर की रातकी बची रोटी बर्षो से खा रहे हैं,तो वो ब्राह्राण क्यों नही हो पाये??
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Today Best massage.
Jhuta tha wo Dost..!Jo kehta tha Jaan bhi maango de dunga,
Aaj woh apni girlfriend ko Jaan kehta hai, Aur maango to kamina gaaliya deta hai...
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Hath padhne wale ne to muje mushibat me dal diya....
mere hath ki lakire dekh kar bola ki
tuje mot nahi.... kisi ki chahat maregi....
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तेरी आँखों की तौहीन नहीं तो और क्या हे यह...
मैंने देखा, तेरे चाहने वाले, कल शराब पी रहे थे..
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Life is a constant conflict between affection and ego.
Affection always wants to say sorry and ego always wants to hear it....
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Best Excercise Walking.....
A lot of walking away will do your life good.
Walk away from arguments that lead you to anger and nowhere.
Walk away from any thought that reduces your worth.
Walk away from the failures and fears that stifle your dreams.
The more you walk away from things that poison your soul, the happier your life will be.
Divine Walking to Happiness ....
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A boy romantically told his Gf..
"i can see the whole world in your eyes".
A Mumbaikar passing-by asked.."
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Kitabon ki tarha bohat Se Alfaz Hain
MuJh MaIn,,.AUr kitabon ki tarha Hi khamosh RehtaHoon Main..
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सपनों का पीछा करते करते पीछे बहुत कुछ छूट गया......
जीवन बदलने की कोशिश में जीवन ही कुछ छूट गया.....
जिसको गलत तस्वीर दिखाई उसको ही बस खुश रख पाया.....जिसके सामने आईना रक्खा हर शख्स वो मुझसे रूठ गया....
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Fri Jun 27, 2014 4:49 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
Jokes messages are only for entertainment. No one should take it as personal.
They are jokes and take is as a joke...
Sorry if in-case i have hurt someone....
CHAK DE
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Buddha was not a Buddhist.
Jesus was not a Christian. Muhammad was not a Muslim.
They were TEACHERS who taught LOVE.
LOVE was their RELIGION.
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"Hain!!
Mujhe toh kisi ne bataya hee nahi"
~ Manmohan singh.
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Kuch khamosh members dhyan de..
Sarkar badal gayi hai.
Ab Manmohanji PM nahi rahe...
Start Communicating. ..
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"The more I do, the more WE can do."
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माँ कहती है,
बिल्ली रास्ता काटे तो रुक जाना चाहिए.
मैं रुक जाता हूँ..।अंध-विश्वास को नहीं मानता,
" मैं माँ को मानता हूँ"...।।।
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Kabhi Sab Kuch Keh KarBhi Baat Adhuri Reh Jaati Hai,
Toh Kabhi Kuch Na Keh Kar BhiBaat Poori Ho Jati Hai,
Keh Do Wo Har BaatJo Zaruri Hai Kehna,
Kyunki Kabhi Zindagi BhiBewaqt Poori Ho Jaati Hai....
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You have to cross a lot of bridges in life to get where you dream to....
The worst of them all to cross is the Goregaon - Dindoshi Flyover.
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Mein "Narendra Damodardas Modi"
is definitely the second best Dialogue after
" Vijay Dinanath Chauhan"
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An emotional story.....Left a deep impact. Worth sharing.
Story goes :
Fathers deathSon decides to leave mom to old age homeWould visit her on and offOnce son receives call from old age home.... Mom serious ...please come to visit Son comes and asks mom what can I do for youMom replies....please install fans in the old age home ....there are noneSon questions .....all this while you were here you never complained .....now you have few hours left you are saying .....why?
Mom says .....it'
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The pain of missing friendsis realized when........
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Nawaz Shareef: Modi Ji, there is scarcity of water in Pakistan
Modi: What can I do?
Shareef: Can you ask SunnyDeol to return our handpumps
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There r 3 Dolls in man's life.1. His Daughter as Barbie Doll2. His Gf as Baby Doll3. His Wife as DAMADOL !!!!
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Fri Jun 27, 2014 5:42 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
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CLASSIC ANSWER:
Aunty (seeing a kid aftr years)-
"Arey Beta
KID- "Haan Aunty aur koi Option Hi Nahi tha!"
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किसी ने कहा आपकी आँखे बड़ी खूबसूरत हैं..
मैने भी कह दिया...कि बारिश के बाद,अक्सर मौसम सुहाना हो जाता है |।।
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जीँदगी हो या शतरंज, मजा तभी है दोस्त,
जब रानी मरते दम तक साथ हो...
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वो लोग भी चलते हे आज कल तेवर बदल कर,
जिन्हे हमने ही सिखाया था चलना संभल कर.
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This one's a Ladies special
Written by a lady
After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys.
They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room, it wasn't there too..
Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car.My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.
My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.His theory is the car will be stolen.
Immediately I rushed to the parking lot, I came to a terrifying conclusion.His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.
I immediately called the police.I gave them my location, Description of the car, Place I parked etc,
I equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.
Then I made the most difficult call of all to my husband, "Honey"
There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice. "
Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, then pls come and get me."
He shouted again, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your car."..
Oo womania ooo ooo womania...
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दिल की धडकन ही रुक गयी........जब लाईट गयी और कामवाली बोली.।.वोट ध हेल इस धिस, यु डोंट हेव इनवर्टर ????
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नींद और मौत में क्या फर्क है...?
किसी ने क्या खूबसूरत जवाब दिया है....
"नींद आधी मौत है". और"मौत मुकम्मल नींद है"
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जिंदगी तो अपने ही तरीके से चलती है....
औरों के सहारे तो जनाज़े उठा करते हैं।
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सुबहे होती है , शाम होती हैउम्र यू ही तमाम होती है ।
कोई रो कर दिल बहलाता है और कोई हँस कर दर्द छुपाता है.
क्या करामात है कुदरत की, ज़िंदा इंसान पानी में डूब जाता है और मुर्दा तैर के दिखाता है...
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बस के कंडक्टर सी हो गयी है जिंदगी ।
सफ़र भी रोज़ का है और जाना भी कही नहीं।.....
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"The glow of one warm THOUGHT is worth more than MONEY."
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"दुश्मन बनाने के लिएजरुरी नहीं के युद्धही लड़ा जाए ,
थोड़े से कामयाब हो जाओवो खैरात में मिलेंगे !!"
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Always smile back at little Children;
To ignore them is to destroy their belief that the World is good.
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जिन्दगी कुछ थका थका हूँ मैंदेख ले लड़खड़ा रहा हूँ मैं
रेत में ढूँढता रहा मोतीक्या कहूं कितना बावला हूँ मैं
जा चुका मेरा काफिला आगेथा जहां पर वहीं खड़ा हूँ मैं
खूबियां पूछता है क्यों मेरीकुछ बुरा और कुछ भला हूँ मैं
अपनी सूरत कभी नहीं देखीलोग कहते हैं आइना हूँ मैं
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"हमें बरबाद करना है तोह हमसे प्यार करो ॥
नफरत करोगे
तोह खुद बरबाद हो जाओगे!!!"
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Boring day today.
No IPL match,
Modi busy doing work,
No AAP guy slapped..
Aise thodi na chalta hai Desh yaar..
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