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Digest #3438
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Fri Sep 26, 2014 8:58 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
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बच्चे उस गरीब कुम्हार के,खाना खा सके त्योहार मे।
तभी तो स्वयं भगवान भी,बिकते हैं मूर्ति बनके बाजार में॥
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Friend asks other friend: why did u run away from operation table.
2nd friend : nurse was repeatingly saying-don&#
Friend :what was wrong in it????😙😙😙
2nd friend: She was not speaking to me but to surgeon
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A nice thought
कुछ लोग बडे होने के वहम में मर गये...
और
जो लोग बडे थे वो अहम में मर गये..."
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Alia Bhatt goes to a store to buy curtains.
Alia to salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.'
Salesman shows several patterns and finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.
Salesman asks what size curtains she needs.
Alia promptly replies, 'Seventeen inches.'
'Seventeen inches ?' That sounds very small, what room are they for?
Alia says, 'They aren't for a room, they are for my new computer monitor.'
Surprised salesman replies, 'But Miss, computers do not need curtains!'
Alia : 'Helllloooooooo
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बड़ी बरकत है तेरे इश्क़ में जब से हुआ है,
कोई दूसरा दर्द ही नहीं होता।....!!
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आंसू मेरे देखकर तू परेशान क्यों है,,
ये वो अल्फाज हैं जो जुबाऩ तक आ न सके..!!..
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सौ जान से हो जाऊँगा राज़ी मैं सज़ा पर
पहले वो मुझे अपना गुनहगार तो कर ले
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तेरे प्यारने दिया सुकून इतना
की तेरे बाद कोई भी अच्छा ना लगे
तुजे करनी है बेवफाई तो इस अदासे करना
की तेरे बाद कोई भी बेवफा ना लगे
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A 60 yr old Billionaire came to the Bar with his gorgeous 25 yr old wife!
Friend: How did she marry you?
Man: I lied about my age !
Friend: you said 45?
Man: No! I said 90
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कोई और तरीक़ा बताओ जीने का,
साँसे ले ले कर थक गया हूँ!!
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मंदिर में फूल चढ़ा कर आए तो यह एहसास हुआ कि...पत्थरों को मनाने, फूलों कि क़त्ल कर आए हम ।
गए थे गुनाहों की माफ़ी माँगने ....वहाँ एक और गुनाह कर आए हम ।।
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Fri Sep 26, 2014 8:58 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
Nice Story:
A Bar Opened Opposite a Church!
The Church Prayed Daily against the bar business...
Days later the bar was struck by lightning & caught fire which destroyed it.
Bar Owner Sued the Church Authorities for the cause of its destruction,
as it was an action because of their Prayer...
The Church Denied all Responsibility!
So, the judge commented,
"It'
because
Here We have a Bar Owner Who Believes in the Power of Prayer
&
An Entire Church that Doesn't Believe in it !"Superb one! 😀😀😀
Fri Sep 26, 2014 8:58 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
Superb msg
एक नगर में एक मशहूर चित्रकार रहता था ।
चित्रकार ने एक बहुत सुन्दर तस्वीर बनाई और उसे नगर के चौराहे मे लगा दिया और नीचे लिख दिया कि जिस किसी को , जहाँ भी इस में कमी नजर आये वह वहाँ निशान लगा दे ।
जब उसने शाम को तस्वीर देखी उसकी पूरी तस्वीर पर निशानों से ख़राब हो चुकी थी । यह देख वह बहुत दुखी हुआ ।
उसे कुछ समझ नहीं आ रहा था कि अब क्या करे वह दुःखी बैठा हुआ था ।
तभी उसका एक मित्र वहाँ से गुजरा उसने उस के दुःखी होने का कारण पूछा तो उसने उसे पूरी घटना बताई ।
उसने कहा एक काम करो कल दूसरी तस्वीर बनाना और उस मे लिखना कि जिस किसी को इस तस्वीर मे जहाँ कहीं भी कोई कमी नजर आये उसे सही कर दे ।
उसने अगले दिन यही किया । शाम को जब उसने अपनी तस्वीर देखी तो उसने देखा की तस्वीर पर किसी ने कुछ नहीं किया ।
वह संसार की रीति समझ गया । "कमी निकालना , निंदा करना , बुराई करना आसान , लेकिन उन कमियों को दूर करना अत्यंत कठिन होता है "
"जिंदगी आईसक्रीम की तरह है, टेस्ट करो तो भी पिघलती है;.,,,
वेस्ट करो तो भी पिघलती है,,,,,,
इसलिए जिंदगी को टेस्ट करना सीखो,
वेस्ट तो हो ही रही है.,,
"Life is very beautiful"
Fri Sep 26, 2014 9:21 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
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Never trust pandits...
Kyunki wo aag me ghee daalne ka kaam karte hain.. 😜
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अब थोड़े दिन बाद ऐसा मेसेज आएगा
कीलड़का-लड़की का फोटो तीन ग्रुप में सेंड करो
तो
बच्चा पैदा हो जाएगा ।
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One man was having 350cc bullet...he was not able to talk to his girl friend while riding on it "coz of the sound......
He was fed up and sold his bullet n bought an 100cc bike......
He got married to the same girl n 1year passed......
Now he is having a 500cc bullet...😀😀😀😀😀😀
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Wives are so clever, they will lay their head on your chest and be like,
"Honey" have you ever cheated on me..?
And wait for your heart to beat fast!!....
Be Careful Innocent Husbands adjust your heart beats accordingly!
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One day Chitragupt told Brahma that he shouldstop this scheme that if ladies keep Karva Chauththey will get the same husband for the next 7 janam (Re-births)
Brahma asked, "Why"
Chitragupt, "Prabhu its becoming difficult to manage.The ladies want the same husband butthe husbands want a new wife.Its a problem to convince both".
Brahma," But this can't be stopped.It's been going on since the Ages (beginning of the time)".
Just then Narad Muni comes and he suggested,"On earth there is a great person called Santa Singh.Ask him for a solution".
Chitragupt meets Santa SinghIn one minute Santa Singh solves the problem,
He advised Chitragupt,"
Any lady who wants the Same Husband,tell her she will also get the sameMOTHER IN LAW".
Its compulsory! 😂😂😂😆😆
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