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Digest #3435
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Tue Sep 9, 2014 7:45 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
Question from IIM interview
There are nine children in the house, and only them in the house so
A is ironing
B is watching tv
C is cooking
D is playing chess
E is bathing
F is listening radio
G is sleeping
I is dressing
And wat is H doing right now?
Kindly send the Answer to my id and not at group id...
If you failed to answer than kindly ask for the answer...
Tue Sep 9, 2014 7:47 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
CHANGE AT NO COST........
In a nation where a glass needs to be chained to the tap of drinking water, where temples need a 'remove footwear' sign, where all ticket windows require a 'please maintain queue' sign and all hospitals, a 'maintain silence' sign.
Where a sign of 'no spitting' is covered with red paan stains and walls need tiles of gods and goddesses to prevent people from urinating on them, where 'no littering' signs need to be put up only to have a heap of garbage right below it.
What difference will a change in the government make?
When people don't want to change themselves for a better country, what are they expecting a CM, PM or an MP,MLA to change?
The change needs to come from within, from within each of us.
Let us start with cleaning. Stop throwing anything on the road. Always use dustbin.That means not even a wrapper of chocolate. And let us carry a shopping bag for all our shopping needs.
Let our group be a part of this initiative for a clean INDIA !
Plz Forward this to as many as u can n make our country at par with other developed nations.
Treat this as mission 15th August 2014.
A tribute to the Nation !!
Tue Sep 9, 2014 7:48 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
An American visited India and went back to America
Where he met his Indian friend who asked himHow did u find my CountryThe American said it is a great countryWith solid ancient historyAnd immensely rich with natural resources.The Indian friend then asked.How did u find Indians??
Indians??Who Indians??I didn't find or met a single Indian there in India.
What nonsense??Who else could u met in India then??The American said..In Kashmir, I met a KashmiriIn Punjab, a PanjabiIn Bihar, Maharastra, Rajasthan, Gujarat, Bengal, Tamil Nadu, KeralaBihari, Marathi, Marwadi, Gujarati, Bengali, Tamilian, Malayali
Then i metA Hindu,A Muslim,A Christian,A Jain,A Buddhist,A Sikh
And many many many moreBut not a single Indian did i meet
Think how serious this joke is..The day would not be far when indeed we wouldBecome a collection of polarized states as someRegional anti-national politicians want...Fight back -Always say I am IndianJai hind 🇮🇳
Tue Sep 9, 2014 7:53 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
Jai Hind!
Synopsys of PM Independence Electrifying Speech 15th August, 2014.
1. Ask your sons what is he doing, where is he going, who are his friends just like we ask our daughters. This will stop our children from being rapist, terrorist.
2. Clean India by every citizen.
3. Toilet in every school, separate ones for girls. Toilets in every gali, village. All MP, CSR to use funds. In one year let us have toilets every school by next 15/8.
4. Message for every MP : Create Aadarsh (Model) Grams in next 5 years. Sansad Gram Yojna.
5. New institute instead of Planning Commission.
6. India can develop only if states develop like team.
7. Let India be Manufacturing Hub. Invest in India.
Come, MAKE IN INDIA.Dear Youngsters, Let us create quality that we are all proud of MADE IN INDIA.
Zero defect,Zero effect (on enviornmemt)
Let us export something with quality instead of importing.
Digital India:- Every one can apply, complain, bank from mobile.
8. PM Jan Dhan Yojna. Bank account, debit card & insurance of 1 lakh to every poor person.
9. Doctors, don't earn at the cost of female children. Stop Imbalance in Society.
Mothers, don't compromise girls for son.
10. India to be Spiritual Master. Every one serving mankind.
11. Govt employees are in service & others in job. You have lot of strength, do everything as SEVA. STOP MERA KYA? MERE LIYE KYA?
12. Let us all 60 countries get every one out of poverty.
13. Protector is more powerful than killers.
14. Let us be united avoid division by caste or religion.
15. Work for 12 hours, I will work 13 hours. Let us all work for Rashtra Kalyan.
Dear Friends, Each of us shall work as PM of India, being responsible for creating India of our Dreams: where everyone to work for Lok Kalyan.
Tue Sep 9, 2014 7:53 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
चलो कुछ पुराने दोस्तों के
दरवाज़े खटखटाते हैं देखते हैं उनके पँख थक चुके हैं.…या अभी भी फड़फड़ाते हैं
वो बेतकल्लुफ़ होकरकिचेन में कॉफ़ी मग लिए बतियाते हैं या ड्राइंग रूम में बैठा कर टेबल पर नाश्ता सजाते हैं
हँसते हैं खिलखिलाकर या होंठ बंद कर मुस्कुराते हैं वो बता देतें हैं सारी आपबीती या सिर्फ सक्सेस स्टोरी सुनाते हैं
हमारा चेहरा देख वो अपनेपन से मुस्कुराते हैं या घड़ी की और देखकर हमें जाने का वक़्त बताते हैं
चलो कुछ पुराने दोस्तों केदरवाज़े खटखटाते हैं देखते हैं उनके पँख थक चुके हैं.…या अभी भी फड़फड़ाते हैं
Tue Sep 9, 2014 8:43 am (PDT) . Posted by:
"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
CHAK DE
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मैं कैसा हूँ ' ये कोई नहीं जानता,
मैं कैसा नहीं हूँ '
ये तो मेरे शहर का हर शख्स बता सकता है…!
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: In an African Safari,
A LION suddenly bounced on Santa's wife.
WIFE-Shoot him! Shoot him!
SANTA-Yes Yes.I'm changing d battery of my camera..
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बाप पतंग उड़ा रहा था बेटा ध्यान से देख रहा था
थोड़ी देर बाद बेटा बोला पापा ये धागे की वजह से पतंग और ऊपर नहीं जा पा रही है इसे तोड़ दो
बाप ने धागा तोड़ दिया
पतंग थोडा सा और ऊपर गई और उसके बाद निचे आ गई
तब बाप ने बेटे को समझाया
बेटा जिंदगी में हम जिस उचाई पर है,हमें अक्सर लगता है ,की कई चीजे हमें और ऊपरजाने से रोक रही है, जैसेघर,परिवार, अनुशासन,दोस्ती,
और हम उनसे आजाद होना चाहते है, मगर यही चीज होती है जो हमें उस उचाई पर बना के रखती है.
उन चीजो के बिना हम एक बार तो ऊपर जायेंगेमगरबाद में हमारा वो ही हश्र होगा, जो पतंग का हुआ.
इसलिए जिंदगी में कभी भीअनुशासन का,घर का ,परिवार का,दोस्तों का,रिश्ता कभी मत तोड़ना
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हमारे देश में दो तरह के शहीद पाये जाते हैं
और दोनो को साल में बस
दो-दो दिन ही सम्मान दिया जाता है
पहले वालो को 15 अगस्त और 26 जनवरी को
दुसरे वालो को करवा चौथ और wedding anniversary पे
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बचपन में जब धागों के बीच माचिस
को फसाकर फोन-फोन खेलते थे...
तो मालूम नहीं था एक दिन इस फोन
में जिन्दगी सिमटती चली जायेगी...!!
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