Monday, September 8, 2014

[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3434

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Digest #3434
Shyaris, jokes (07.09.14) by "Mahesh Popat"
Shyaris, Quote, Jokes, (07.09.14) by "Mahesh Popat"


Sun Sep 7, 2014 7:47 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat"


14 short stories worth reading, feeling and forwarding to all those dear to you..
1. Fall and Rise
Today, when I slipped on the wet tile floor a boy in a wheelchair caught me before I slammed my head on the ground. He said, "Believe it or not, that's almost exactly how I injured my back 3 years ago .
2. A father's advice
Today, my father told me, "Just go for it and give it a try! You don't have to be a professional to build a successful product. Amateurs started Google and Apple. Professionals built the Titanic
3. The power of uniqueness.
Today, I asked my mentor – a very successful business man in his 70's – what his top 3 tips are for success. He smiled and said, "Read something no one else is reading, think something no one else is thinking, and do something no one else is doing.
4. Looking Back
Today, I interviewed my grandmother for part of a research paper I'm working on for my Psychology class. When I asked her to define success in her own words, she said, "Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile.
5. Try and U shall know
I am blind by birth. When I was 8 years old, I wanted to play baseball. I asked my father- "Dad, can I play baseball?" He said "You'll never know until you try." When I was a teenager, I asked him, - "Dad Can I become a surgeon?". He replied "Son, you'll never know until you try." Today I am a Surgeon, just because I tried!
Today, after a 72 hour shift at the fire station, a woman ran up to me at the grocery store and gave me a hug. When I tensed up, she realized I didn't recognize her. She let go with tears of joy in her eyes and the most sincere smile and said, "On 9-11-2001, you carried me out of the World Trade Center."
Today, after I watched my dog get run over by a car, I sat on the side of the road holding him and crying. And just before he died, he licked the tears off my face.
Today at 7AM, I woke up feeling ill, but decided I needed the money, so I went into work. At 3PM I got laid off. On my drive home I got a flat tire. When I went into the trunk for the spare, it was flat too. A man in a BMW pulled over, gave me a ride, we chatted, and then he offered me a job. I start tomorrow.
Today, as my father, three brothers, and two sisters stood around my mother's hospital bed, my mother uttered her last coherent words before she died. She simply said, "I feel so loved right now. We should have gotten together like this more often."
Today, I kissed my dad on the forehead as he passed away in a small hospital bed. About 5 seconds after he passed, I realized it was the first time I had given him a kiss since I was a little boy.
Today, in the cutest voice, my 8-year-old daughter asked me to start recycling. I chuckled and asked, "Why?" She replied, "So you can help me save the planet." I chuckled again and asked, "And why do you want to save the planet?" "Because that's where I keep all my stuff," she said.
12. JOY
Today, when I witnessed a 27-year-old breast cancer patient laughing hysterically at her 2-year-old daughter's antics, I suddenly realized that I need to stop complaining about my life and start celebrating it again.
Today, a boy in a wheelchair saw me desperately struggling on crutches with my broken leg and offered to carry my backpack and books for me. He helped me all the way across campus to my class and as he was leaving he said, "I hope you feel better soon.".
Today, I was traveling in Kenya and I met a refugee from Zimbabwe. He said he hadn't eaten anything in over 3 days and looked extremely skinny and unhealthy. Then my friend offered him the rest of the sandwich he was eating. The first thing the man said was, "We can share it."
Cheers to life.😃😊😊
One of the best post, ever gone through.....thank you God....!!
Thank you life...!!

Sun Sep 7, 2014 7:47 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat"



Woh mehendi wale hath dikha kar royi

Ab mai hoon kisi aur ki yeh bata kar royi

Pehle kehti thi ki nahi jee sakti tere bin

Aaj firse woh baat dohra kar royi

Kaise kar loon uski mohabbat pe shak yaaron

Woh bhari mehfil mein mujhe gale laga kar royi.


तौहीन ना कर शराब को कड़वा कह कर,

जिंदगी के तजुर्बे शराब से भी कड़वे होते है...🙏


बोतल में बंद थी तो किस कदर ख़ामोश थी...

जो अंदर गई कमबख़्त तो बवाल हो गयी


नक़ाब क्या छुपाएगा शबाब-ए-हुस्न को;

निगाह-ए-इश्क तो पत्थर भी चीर देती है..


एक आदमी स्कूटर पर बैठ कर पिक्चर हाल के सामने संता से पूछ बैठा :-

आदमी :- भाईसाहब , स्कूटर स्टैंड कहाँ है ?

संता :- भाईसाब , पहले आप अपना नाम बताइये ?

आदमी :- रमेश !

संता :- आपके माता पिता क्या करते हैं ?

आदमी :- क्यों ? वैसे भाईसाब मैं , लेट हो जाऊंगा और पिक्चर शुरू हो जाएगी !

संता :- तो जल्दी बताओ ??

आदमी :- मेरी माँ , एक डॉक्टर हैं और मेरे पिता जी इंजीनियर हैं ! अब बता दीजिये ?

संता :- आपके नाम कोई जमीन जायजाद है ?

आदमी :- हाँ , गांव में एक खेत मेरे नाम है ? प्लीज़ भाईसाब अब बता दीजिये स्कूटर का स्टैंड कहाँ है ?

संता :- आखिरी सवाल , तुम पढ़े लिखे हो ?

आदमी :- जी हाँ ! मैं, MBA कर रहा हूँ ! अब बताइये जल्दी से !

संता :- भाईसाब , देखिये आपकी पारिवारिक पृष्ठभूमि इतनी अच्छी है , आपके माता पिता दोनों उच्च शिक्षित हैं ,
आप खुद भी इतने पढ़े लिखे हैं ,
पर मुझे अफ़सोस है कि आप इतनी सी बात नहीं जानते कि "स्कूटर का स्टैंड उसके नीचे लगा होता है ,
एक मेन और एक साइड वाला !"...


Sun Sep 7, 2014 8:06 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat"



क्या सिर्फ तिरंगे का डीपी रखने से हमने अपना देश प्रेम निभा दिया......
बलिदान ना सही पर हम इन छोटे कामों मे से एक तो कर सकते है:-

1. कचरा सड़क पर ना फेके

2. सड़कों पर पान तंबाकू ना थुके

3. नोटो पर दीवारों पर ना लिखे

4. गाली देना छोड़ दें

5. पानी लाइट बचाए

6. एक पोधा लगाए

7. किसी भी धर्म पर टिप्पणी न करे

8. ट्राफीक रूल्स ना तोड़े

9. रोज़ माता पिता का आशीर्वाद ले

10. लक्ष्मी (लड़कियों) की इज्जत करे

जो करे दिल से करे.....

देश को नहीं खुद को बदले.....

जय हिंद!!!!!!


Guys this is the awesome msg i have read till date its really eyeopener-

A boat is docked in a tiny Mexican fishing village.
A tourist complimented the local fishermen on the quality of their fish and asked how long it took to catch them.

"Not very long." they answered in unison.

m"Why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?"

The fishermen explained that their small catches were sufficient to meet their needs and those of their families.

"But what do you do with the rest of your time?"

"We sleep late, fish a little, play with our children, and take siestas with our wives.

In the evenings, we go into the village to see our friends, have a few drinks, play the guitar, and sing a few songs.

We have a full life."

The tourist interrupted,
"I have an MBA from Harvard and I can help you!

You should start by fishing longer every day.

You can then sell the extra fish you catch.

With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger boat."
"And after that?"

"With the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second one and a third one and so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers.

Instead of selling your fish to a middle man, you can then negotiate directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your own plant.

You can then leave this little village and move to Mexico City , Los Angeles , or even New York City !

From there you can direct your huge new enterprise."

"How long would that take?"
"Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years." replied the tourist.

"And after that?"

"Afterwards? Well my friend, that's when it gets really interesting," answered the tourist, laughing.

"When your business gets really big, you can start buying and selling stocks and make millions!"

"Millions? Really? And after that?" asked the fishermen.

"After that you'll be able to retire, live in a tiny village near the coast, sleep late, play with your children, catch a few fish, take a siesta with your wife and spend your evenings drinking and enjoying your friends."

"With all due respect sir, but that's exactly what we are doing now.
So what's the point wasting twenty-five years?" asked the Mexicans.

And the moral of this story is:

Know where you're going in life, you may already be there!

Many times in life, money is not everything.

"Live your life before life becomes lifeless".

Sun Sep 7, 2014 8:07 am (PDT) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat"



Girl Apne Bofriend Se : Main MAA banne wali hoon...
Boy : Nahiiiiiiiiiiii..
Girl : Abe dhakkan..
Pura to sun le..

Tere BAAP ne mujhe propose kiya hai..
Main teri MAA banne waali hoon. :P


किसी शायर ने खूब फरमाया है...

क्यों जागता है ऐ नादान तू रातभर अमिर बनने के सपने लेकर ।।

जबके गरीब तो यह सुनकर भी सो जाता है के

सपनो में फ़रिश्ते आयेंगे एक वक्त की रोटी लेकर।।


किराए का घर समझकर ही मेरे दिल मेँ बस जाओ

मैँ समझूँगा कि

मेरे दिल का मकान मालिक रहने आया है ।


Dear friends ;
pls do not send me any independence day messages

& don't wish me the same ...

becoz i am married 


बस एक तुमको ना जीत सके हम,

उम्र गुजर गई खुद को जुआरी कहते हुए...


उनकी नफरत भरी नज़रों के तीर तो बस

हमारी जान लेने का बहाना था

दिल हमारा टुकड़े टुकड़े होकर बिखर गया

पूरी महफ़िल बोली वाह ! क्या निशाना था


कभी-कभी मेरे दिल

में सवाल आता है

कि तोता तो मिर्ची

खा के भी मीठा बोलता है,

इंसान इतनी महंगी चीनी

खाने के बावजूद

भी कड़वा कैसे बोल जाता है !!


Don't Laugh alone .... Share with friendz...!

A man was driving a car ...

A fat lady on a scooty overtook him !!

Man shouted : "Hey Buffalo"
Lady turned back and shouted : "You donkey, idiot, stupid monkey"

Suddenly she had an accident

She was hit by a buffalo crossing the road
MORAL : "Ladies never understand what a Man wants to say"...


Women never listen properly:-

Wife: I lost my keys again !

Husband: It's in your Jeans.

Wife: Don't drag my family into this....

Husband's Message (by cellphone):
Honey, I got hit by a car outside of the office.

Teena brought me to the Hospital.

They have been making tests and taking X-rays.

The blow to my head though very strong,

will not have any serious or lasting injury.

But, I have three broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound fracture in the left leg, and

they may have to amputate the right foot.

Wife's Response:
Who is Teena?


कांटे तो नसीब मे आने ही थे..

फूल जो हमने गुलाब चुना था.....!


When your phone hangs, works slow, and give all other issues,

you delete all the unwanted pics, files and delete memories...

In the Same way when your life hangs or give issues delete unwanted memories and get some space..


खलता है...........

१० रू का मुठठी भर chips

बडे चाव से खाते मेरे lips

११००रू किलो माणिकचंद चलता है

पर १००रू किलो टमाटर खलता है

Weekend पर hotel मे खाना

Multiplex मे movie जाना

१० का popcorn 80 मे वहाँ चलता है

पर कामवाली १० रूextra मांगे खलता है

Whatsapp पर chat

लग गयी घंटो वाट

सौ सौ friends के साथ online याराना चलता है

पर दो मिनट पडौसी के साथ हँसना खलता है

यारो संग हो इकठठा

Cricket मे हारा कितना सटटा

Share market मे लाखो का हेर फेर चलता है

पर भाई को दो इंच जमीन extra जाये खलता है ......!!


"काश कि ये इश्क भी चुनावों की तरह होता.......

हारने के बाद विपक्ष में बैठकर
कम से कम दिल खोलकर बहस तो कर लेते............"


जिंदगी भी बेरहम साहुकार है

नींद गीरवी ले के, ख्वाब बेचती है


जब स्वतंत्रता दिवस पर कोई बच्चा तिरंगा बेचता हुआ नहीं मिलेगा।

समझ लेना हम आज़ाद हो गए।


गलतफहमियों के सिलसिले आज इतने दिलचसप हैं कि ....

हर ईंट सोचती है दीवार मुझपे टिकी है ।।


कंप्यूटर इंजीनियरिंग की लड़की
को किसी लड़के ने छेड़ा ,.....

उसका गुस्सा ऐसे निकला ....
अरे ओ !!

पेन ड्राइव के ढक्कन ,

पैदाइशी Error , . .

Virus के बच्चे ,

. . Excel की corrupt file . .

अगर 1 Click मारूंगी तो

ज़मीन से Delete हो कर

क़बर में Install हो जायेगा .! समझे !!!

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