Saturday, January 31, 2015

[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3448

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Digest #3448
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Like Father Like Son by "Deepak Punjabi" indigoblue2005
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Profile Photo Master by "Deepak Punjabi" indigoblue2005
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Dark & Lonely Roads by "Deepak Punjabi" indigoblue2005
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warm greeting to all by khalid.omar88
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JOKES ON SINDHI by ganeshkumble101
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HINDI JOKES by "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble101

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Fri Jan 30, 2015 5:43 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Deepak Punjabi" indigoblue2005

 
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StickyBumps140POSTRismaSitanggang 4 days agoThey are both cuties!
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imgur140POSTJennifer Scott 2 days agoThis one is so cuteeee
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elfa82140POSTArchieMoore 4 days agoCracks me up!
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Evaguein140POSTRoxannStetzer 4 days agoLOL!! I think this is hilarious!!! I can't stop giggling!!!
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deviantart.net140POSTCupcakeDude 7 hours agoHahaha, the mini post-like things in the backround look like chess pawns
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imgur.com140POSTCarolMcClellan 4 days agoVery funny to see the baby's eyes that wide
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thechive.com140POSTHeyKitty 4 days agoOMG! This one is just adorable
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diply.com140POSTJennifer Scott 2 days agoReminds me of me and my dad !!!
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imgur.com140POSTMajaKačerauskaitė 4 days agoomg this is so cute! :3
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dchoe140POSTDanielFlynn 4 days agoThat baby is soooo small!
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dablju.mk140POSTsnabbycatw11 1 day agoDuck face! :o
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Live In Peace & Love.

Deepak Punjabi

Baguio City

 

Fri Jan 30, 2015 5:44 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Deepak Punjabi" indigoblue2005

 Choosing a new profile picture for your Facebook is serious business, but some people take it more seriously than others. There's one guy who takes a different profile picture each week, transforming himself into a different character each time with the help of costumes, make-up, and well-chosen locations.We aren't sure who he is, but thanks to his friend, who posted these images on reddit, we get to see his creative Facebook profile images all the same.It seems like he's dedicated quite a bit of effort to his Facebook profile photos, but they're definitely more creative than your average selfie. What do you think about his photos – creative or conceited?(h/t: Fender2322)

  

Live In Peace & Love.

Deepak Punjabi

Baguio City

 

Fri Jan 30, 2015 5:44 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Deepak Punjabi" indigoblue2005

 Throughout his travels, Andy Lee has taken a lot of pictures of beautiful and forlorn roads around the world. Now, this creative director, filmmaker, painter, doodler and photographer (and we can probably also add "renaissance man" to the list) has collected these photos in an amazing series called "Roads" that will fill you with wanderlust.He opens the photo gallery with a perfectly fitting quote from Jack Kerouac: "There was nowhere to go but everywhere." The roads he's shot over the years are eerily desolate and still.One of this accomplished photographer's series that he drew on was Blue Iceland, which we wrote about previously. Be sure to check out the rest of this prolific artist's work as well, because he's got a lot to show the world!More info: andylee.co | 500px | Behance | Facebook | Twitter (h/t: twistedsifter)60

  

Live In Peace & Love.

Deepak Punjabi

Baguio City

Fri Jan 30, 2015 9:04 pm (PST) . Posted by:

khalid.omar88

i like hindi jokes are very enjoyable especial jokes which written in ENGLISH LANGUAGE
I am very interested with hindi jokes.
kind regards
khalid omar


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Friday, January 30, 2015

[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3447

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Digest #3447
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Join my decent what's app group by "ganesh kumble" ganeshkumble101

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Thu Jan 29, 2015 10:57 am (PST) . Posted by:

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Sunday, January 18, 2015

[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3446

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Digest #3446
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Shayaris, Jokes, Quotes (17.01.15) by "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com

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Sat Jan 17, 2015 4:53 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com


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 "नफ़रत हो जायेगी तुझे अपने ही किरदार पे....
अगर में तेरे हि अंदाज मे.... तुझसे बात करुं...
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सिकंदर तो हम अपनी मर्जी से है,
पर हम दुनिया नहीं, दिलों को जितने आये हैं...
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दुआ कौन सी थी हमे याद नही! बस इतना याद है,
दो हथेलियाँ जुड़ी थी! एक मेरी थी, एक तुम्हारी थी!!!
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फोटो तो हम अपने शौक के लिये खींचवाते हैं... 
किसी के दिल मे बसने के लिये हमारा नाम ही काफी है...!!!
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शादी का फ़ंक्शन चल रहा था,
पति अपनी पत्नी के साथ वहाँ पहुँचा, 
थोड़ी देर बाद पत्नी ने देखा कि वो किसी महिला से हंस हंस कर बात कर रहा है! 
पत्नी ने पास आ कर आयोडैक्स की डब्बी दिखाते हुए कहा : यह मैं घर पहुँच कर तुम्हारी चोट पर लगा दूँगी, 
पति : पर मुझे चोट कहा लगी है? 
पत्नी : अभी हम घर भी कहा पहुँचे है।😕😑
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पुरूषों को अपनी थकान का पता तभी चलता है जब..............जब पत्नी कहती है...
"बैठो मुझे तुमसे कुछ बातें करनी है!" 
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#intellegence
6+3=9But so does 5+4.
The way you do things is not always the only way to do them...
Respect other people's way of thinking...
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 एक सफाई अभियान दिल की बस्ती में भी चला दो  यारों 
बहुत से बिखरे हुए सपनों का मलबा पड़ा है वहाँ......!!!!
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ज़मीं पर वो मेरा नाम लिखते है और मिटाते है...
उनका तो टाइमपास हो जाता है कमबख्त मिटटी में हम मिल जाते है...!
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इस बार की सर्दियोंमें ऐसा न होने पाए...
चढ़ती रहें चादरें मज़ार परऔर बाहर बैठा फ़क़ीर ठंड से मर जाए !!
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गलतफहमी ने इतने breakup नही करवाये होंगे 
जितने अब ये whatsapp का blue tick करवायेगा😜
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Saturday, January 17, 2015

[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3445

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Digest #3445
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Alia RETURNS (17.01.15) by "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
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Shayaris, Jokes, Quotes (17.01.15) by "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com

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Sat Jan 17, 2015 4:19 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com



CHAK DE
Alia RETURNS
Media: Where were you born?Alia: India ..Media: which part?Alia: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .
😉😀😝😜😉😀😝😜😉😜
Alia and Pooja were fixing a bomb in a car.Pooja: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.Alia: Dont worry, I have one more.
😉😀😝😜😉😀😝😜😉😜 
Alia: What is the name of your car?Pooja: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.Alia: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
😉😀😝😜😉😀😝😜😉😜
Alia joined new job. 1st day she worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.Alia: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
😉😀😝😜😉😀😝😜😉😜
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken..Alia: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
😉😀😝😜😉😀😝😜😉😜
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!Alia: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? 
😉😀😝😜😉😀😝😜😉😜 
Alia: U cheated me.Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.Alia: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '
😉😀😝😜😉😀😝😜😉😜
NOW THE LAST ONE ULTIMATE:
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?Alia: An old king's skeleton.Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?Alia: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.
😉😀😝😜😉

Sat Jan 17, 2015 4:31 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com



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 हाँ मैं डरता हूँ कहने से , कि मुझे मुहब्बत है तुमसे , 
मेरी जिंदगी बदल देगा , तेरा इकरार भी इनकार भी ....
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एक बार और देख के आज़ाद कर दे मुझे...💞
मैं आज भी तेरी पहली नज़र के कैद में हूँ…🎭
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If u feel depressed in life.... open ur mailbox...
When I open my mailbox, I find:
10 banks are giving me easy loans.
I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons.
10 Job companies have best jobs for me.
5 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me.
Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall & greying.
3 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects.
And to top it all ...
Approx 70-80 mails from Priya, Payal, & Neha who are feeling lonely and want to meet me.
Zindagi main aur kya chahiye?
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NICE THOUGHT :"The Biggest Advantage of Walking on the Path of Truth is...
It is Never Crowded ".
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In all things it is better to hope than to despair.🌞
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बीवी को समझाना मतलब :
32 GB का कोई एक Video Download करना.
और 31.5 GB Download होनेके बाद .....
आखिर में Error दिखना !!!!😋😋
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What you get by achieving your goals is 
not as important as what you become by achieving your goals.🌞
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उजाले अपनी यादों के हमारे साथ रहने दो..
न जाने किस गली में जिन्दगी की शाम हो जाये..
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इश्क वो जुआं है मेरे दोस्त 
💖💖जहाँ इक्का रानी के सामने झुकता है!..
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No one has ever made themselves great 
by showing how small someone else is.
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🌞"To plant a garden means is to believe in tomorrow"
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Thursday, January 15, 2015

[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3444

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Digest #3444
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The Rickshaw Business(Mumbai)- by "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
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Shyaris, Quote (14.01.15) by "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
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5 more minutes.. by "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
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Jokes, Shayaris (14.01.15) by "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com
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Shayaris, Jokes, Quote (14.01.15) by "Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com

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Wed Jan 14, 2015 5:28 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com



CHAK DE
The Rickshaw Business(Mumbai)- 
It is the only profession where you can loot the common man upfront and common man cannot do any thing. Here are some of my observations.

1. They run on CNG gas and thier meter works as per Petrol price- WHY?

2. They want to increase the meter price immediately if there is an increase in the petrol price even by 50 paise, but today the petrol price has reduced by more than Rs.10, but there is no information on the reduction of Rickshaw Meter-WHY?

3. Even after we are ready to pay thier price, it is upto the rickshaw wala whether to accept the passengers drop destination-Why?

4. Rickshaw meters are tampered,even the new electronic meters- there is no random check if the meter works as per government standards.

5. If the rickshaw driver fills his CNG tank in the morning at 9 am which would cost him not more than Rs.150, he can use the same till evening 7 pm and he can make than Rs.800 to 1200 per day. 

What do I do when I travel in Rickshaw:

I start a conversation by praising the rickshaw and its great condition, even though it is not. Then I ask him Bhaiyaji, this new electronic meter is helpful or not, and listen to his crap. Most of them will be dissatisfied with the new meter. Then I tell them why are you guys unhappy, the customers are the ones who are suffering. You guys are using CNG and your meter is running on Petrol rate. Try this, the look on the drivers face will amaze you. 

Please note: Do not try this when traveling alone or at night.

We need a change on this system. Lets start a movement and share it with our new government. share it with your friends, ask the rickshaw fellows every time you travel in a rickshaw, why is your meter on petrol price.

From an Awake Mumbaikar

Wed Jan 14, 2015 5:28 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com


CHAK DE
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वो किताबों में दर्ज था ही नही,...
जो पढ़ाया सबक जमाने ने...!!!
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There Are Seven Days In A Week,
And SOMEDAY Isn't One Of Them . . . .
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Kaun kitni uchaiyo pe hai agar dekhna ho, To,Unke pairo k chale dekh lo....
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इतनी ठोकरे देने के लिए शुक्रिया, ए-ज़िन्दगी..
चलने का न सही,,, सम्भलने का हुनर तो आ गया.
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"फिर वही दिल की गुज़ारिश,फिर वही उनका ग़ुरूर,
फिर वही उनकी शरारत , फिर वही मेरा कुसूर....!
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Agar neend aa jaaye toh so bhi liyaa karo….
raaton ko jagney se mohabbat lota nahin karti…
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At a wedding reception the D.J. Announced.....
"Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living after marriage?"
The Bartender was almost crushed to death.😅😅
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शतरंज का खेल हम खेलते नहीं...

क्यूंकि 🌟
दुश्मनों को हम अपने सामने बैठाते नहीं,🌟
और दोस्तों के साथ चाल चलना हमे आता नहीं...🌟🌟🌟
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आज अजीब किस्सा देखा हमने खुदकुशी का,,
एक शख्स ने ज़िन्दगी से तंग आकर..मुहब्बत कर ली..!!
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ज़मीर" बेचने वालो से दोस्ती ना हुई....
वरना शाम तक "अमीर" हो जाते....
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Wed Jan 14, 2015 5:28 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com



CHAK DE
5 more minutes..
A woman sat down next to a man on a bench near a playground at West Coast park one fine Sunday Morning.

"That's my son over there" she said, pointing to a little boy in a red T-shirt who was gliding down the slide.

"He's a fine looking boy," the man said. "That's my son on the swing in the blue T-shirt." 

Then, looking at his watch, he called to his son.

"What do you say we go, Jack?" 

Jack pleaded, "Just five more minutes, Dad. Please? Just five more minutes." 
The man nodded and Jack continued to swing to his heart's content.

Minutes passed and the father stood and called again to his son. "Time to go now?"

Again Jack pleaded, "Five more minutes, Dad. Just five more minutes."
The man smiled and said, "O.K."

"My! You certainly are a patient father," the woman responded.

The man smiled and then said, "My older son John was killed by a drunk driver last year, while he was riding his bike near here. I never spent much time with John and now I'd give anything for just five more minutes with him. I've vowed not to make the same mistake with Jack. He thinks he has five more minutes to swing. The truth is, I get Five more minutes to watch him play."

Life is not a race.
Life is all about making Priorities.
What are your priorities?

Give someone you love, FIVE more minutes of your time, no matter how busy you are and you will have no regret forever.
Once you have lost it, it shall be lost FOREVER.... 

Life can only be understood backwards; But it must be Lived forwards.

LIVE LIFE BEFORE YOU LEAVE LIFE...
FIVE More Minutes ⏳⌛

Wed Jan 14, 2015 5:28 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com



CHAK DE
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Teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day, the kids came back and one by one, began to tell their stories.
There were all the regular types of stuff.
But then the teacher realised that only Janie was left. "Janie, do you have a story to share ?'
''Yes madam......My daddy told me a story aboutmy Mom.She was a Marine pilot in Operation Desert Storm in Iraq and her plane got hit. She had to bail outover enemy territory and all she had wasa flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. 
She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.
She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.
''Good Heavens,' said the horrified teacher. 'What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story ?
"Stay away from Mommy when she's drunk......!!!!"😜😂😂😂😝😜😝😉☺😊😳😂😂

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छोटा बनके रहेगा तो मिलेगी हर बड़ी रहमत
बड़ा होने पर तो माँ भी गोद से उतार देती है...
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आइना सिर्फ जखम दिखा सकता हे,
जखम का दर्द बया नहीं कर सकता..!!
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लोग भुला देते हैंसदियों की मोहब्ब्त
हम तो खैर बस एक मोड़ पे मिले थे

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आँखों से इश्क के इशारे होते है
अखबार में
कोई मोहब्बत का इश्तिहार नहीं आताl
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पूछता है जब कोई कि मुहब्बत बची है अब कहाँ,……………मुस्कुरा देता हूँ मैं और याद आ जाती है माँ,
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Wife (after a fight) 😡 - tell me those 3 magical words. .
Husband - galti meri thi😆😆😜😜😂😂
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Prize winning message of the year-.A guy asked a girl in a library, "Doyou mind if I sit beside you?"The girl answered with a loud voice, "IDO NOT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHTWITH YOUUU!!!!!"All of the students in the librarystarted staring at the guy. He wasvery embarrassed.After a couple of minutes, the girlwalked quietly to the guy's table andtold him, "I study psychology and Iknow what a man is thinking. Let meguess, you were embarrassed, huh?"The guy responded with a loud voice,"200 DOLLARS FOR ONE NIGHT?!?!?!THAT'S TOO MUCH!!!"…and all the people in the librarylooked at the girl in shock. The guyleaned over and whispered, "I studyManagement, and I know how to screw people

Don't Laugh alone .... Share with friendz!
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रिश्ते वाले: "जी लड़की ने क्या किया हुआ है??"..
.घरवाले: "जी इसने नाक में दम किया हुआ है, इसे ले जाएँ बस...."😜😂😂😂
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They Hate it When U Ask Their Age..
But They Will Kill U if U Forget their Birthday..
Guess Who ???😜😆
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Interesting slogan behind a rickshaw
I couldn't afford Volkswagen. Thus, auto. 😝
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Wed Jan 14, 2015 6:05 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat" mahesh_popat@ymail.com


CHAK DE
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 लोग पढ़ लेते है मेरे दिल की बात,
अब मुझ से तेरे गमो की हिफाज़त नहीं होती।
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बचपन मेँ क्लास की डेस्क पर कंपास से तेरा नाम लिखा था...
आज तक दिल मेँ उसकी खरोच बाकी है..
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..माँ-पापा पर एक बेहतरीन रचना !...
जिसकी कोख से जन्म होता : वह माँजिसके पेट पर खेलने में मजा आता : वह पिता !
जो धारण करती : वह माँजो सिंचन करता : वह पिता !

जो गोद में लेकर सहलाती : वह माँजो हाथों में धर कर ऊंचा उठाता : वह पिता!
जो उंगली पकड़कर चलना सिखाती: वह माँजो कंधों पर लेकर दौड़ना सिखाता : वह पिता!
जो डूब-डूब गगरी करती: वह माँजो हर-हर गंगे करता : वह पिता!
जो आँचल तले दबाती: वह माँजो पिंजड़े से बाहर निकालता : वह पिता!
जो व्याकुल होती : वह माँजो संयम सिखाता : वह पिता!
जो आशीर्वचन जैसी: वह माँजो नमस्कार तुल्य : वह पिता!
जिसके सिवा जीवन नहीं : वह माँजिसके सिवा भविष्य नहीं: वह पिता!!...
======‪अतर से कपड़ों को महकाना बड़ी बात नहीं,

मज़ा तो तब है जब किरदार से खुशबु आये..l
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आज सुबह के न्यूज़ पेपर में मुझे एक पेम्फलेट मिला जिसमे लिखा था - 
"क्या आप शराबी हैं? तुरंत हमें काल करें, हम आपकी मदद कर सकते हैं " 
मेरी बीबी पीछे पड़ गयी के तुरंत काल करके बात करो । 
मैंने काल किया । ........... 
वो एक शराब दुकान का आफर था - 
"दो बोतल के साथ एक बोतल फ्री" 
मेरे तो ख़ुशी के आंसू निकल गये ।
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मंगलसूत्र खींचने वाले को ३ साल की कैद‌, 
मंगलसूत्र पहनाने वाले को उम्रकैद
घोर अन्याय!!! 
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दहेज़ में बहु क्या लायी...ये सबने पूछा... 
लेकिन एक बेटी क्या क्या छोड़ आई...किसी ने सोचा ही नहीं...
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यदि कबीर जिन्दा होते तो आजकल के दोहे यह होते :-
🔹बचे कहाँ अब शेष हैं, दया, धरम, ईमान !
पत्थर के भगवान हैं, पत्थर दिल इंसान !!
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तेवर और जेवर......सम्भाल के रखने की चीज है,यूँ बात बात में हर किसी को दिखाए नहीं जाते !!
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ईस व्हाट्सअँप के चक्कर में दिमाग के नट बोल्ट ढीले हो गये हैं.. 

एक सेकंड में मिजाज़ शायराना हो जाता है और अगले ही सेकंड में देश भक्ति जाग ऊठती हैं. 
ऊसके फौरन बाद सनी लिओनी आकर मूड एक्टिवेट करती है... 
तभी अचानक कोई ग्यानी भगवान बुद्ध और विवेकानन्द की चार लाईने भेजकर मुड का सत्यानाश करता है.
ऊसके बाद कोई दुखी आत्मा बिवीयों पर जोक भेजकर अपनी मर्दानगी साबित करने की कोशिश करता है।
और जब थोड़ा सकुन मिलने का समय आने ही वाला होता है, तब एक डरावना फारवर्ड साई के नामसे आता है कि ईसे दस लोगों को भेजो तो लाटरी लगेगी वर्ना सत्यानाश होगा।
इसके बाद दिमाग का दहीबड़ा तब होता है जब कोई क्विज ले के आता है। 
मनुष्य का इतने तेजी से ह्रदय परिवर्तन तो सिर्फ व्हाट्सअँप पर ही हो सकता है।😀
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