Saturday, January 17, 2015

[Hindi Jokes] Digest Number 3445

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Digest #3445
Alia RETURNS (17.01.15) by "Mahesh Popat"
Shayaris, Jokes, Quotes (17.01.15) by "Mahesh Popat"


Sat Jan 17, 2015 4:19 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat"

Media: Where were you born?Alia: India ..Media: which part?Alia: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .
Alia and Pooja were fixing a bomb in a car.Pooja: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.Alia: Dont worry, I have one more.
Alia: What is the name of your car?Pooja: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.Alia: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
Alia joined new job. 1st day she worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.Alia: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken..Alia: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!Alia: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? 
Alia: U cheated me.Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.Alia: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?Alia: An old king's skeleton.Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?Alia: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.

Sat Jan 17, 2015 4:31 am (PST) . Posted by:

"Mahesh Popat"

 हाँ मैं डरता हूँ कहने से , कि मुझे मुहब्बत है तुमसे , 
मेरी जिंदगी बदल देगा , तेरा इकरार भी इनकार भी ....
एक बार और देख के आज़ाद कर दे मुझे...💞
मैं आज भी तेरी पहली नज़र के कैद में हूँ…🎭
If u feel depressed in life.... open ur mailbox...
When I open my mailbox, I find:
10 banks are giving me easy loans.
I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons.
10 Job companies have best jobs for me.
5 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me.
Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall & greying.
3 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects.
And to top it all ...
Approx 70-80 mails from Priya, Payal, & Neha who are feeling lonely and want to meet me.
Zindagi main aur kya chahiye?
NICE THOUGHT :"The Biggest Advantage of Walking on the Path of Truth is...
It is Never Crowded ".
In all things it is better to hope than to despair.🌞
बीवी को समझाना मतलब :
32 GB का कोई एक Video Download करना.
और 31.5 GB Download होनेके बाद .....
आखिर में Error दिखना !!!!😋😋
What you get by achieving your goals is 
not as important as what you become by achieving your goals.🌞
उजाले अपनी यादों के हमारे साथ रहने दो..
न जाने किस गली में जिन्दगी की शाम हो जाये..
इश्क वो जुआं है मेरे दोस्त 
💖💖जहाँ इक्का रानी के सामने झुकता है!..
No one has ever made themselves great 
by showing how small someone else is.
🌞"To plant a garden means is to believe in tomorrow"
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