Tuesday, December 9, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2093

Messages In This Digest (10 Messages)

1.
Happy From: Balveer Singh
2.
Hair hair everywhere.(Funy Dont Miss) From: nazia khan
3.
Dhuaaaaaaan From: Damodar Prasad Arya
4.
AI ZINDGI YU MUJHSE DAGA NA KAR From: naresh_mdd
5.
TUM MOSAM MOSAM LAGATE HO(PLEASE REPLY) From: jooop Love
6.
Beautigraphy (Pictures Of A Beautiful Girl) From: Meena Iram
7.
The Burning Heritage From: Saima khan
8.
sachcha pyar..... From: sweetsaachi
9a.
sms From: sweetsaachi
10.
Life in the days of internet From: Saima khan

Messages

1.

Happy

Posted by: "Balveer Singh" balveer1983@yahoo.co.in   balveer1983

Mon Dec 8, 2008 10:22 am (PST)

Here is something to relieve your TENSIONS.... .....

Chuha Billi se darta hai,  Billi Kutte se darti hai, Kutta Aadmi se darta hai, 
Aadmi Biwi se darta hai,  Biwi Chuhhe se darti hai!
Duniya gol  hai.... 

Ek macchar ek takle ke sar  par ja baita...
Doosra  macchar bola: Waha kya ghar dunda hai.. 
Pehla  macchar bola: Ghar kaha re abi to sirf  plot kharida hai.... 

Boy to  girl: Hey, if I climb this coconut tree, I can see  engineering college girls. 
Girl:  Leave both  the hands from the tree top and you can see medical college  girls.

Judge: Is sardar ke dono  kan  kaat do. 
Sardar:  Nahin main  andha ho jaunga. 
Judge:  Kaan katne  se andha kaise honge? 
Sardar:  Chashma kya  tere baap ke  kan pe  bethaunga? 

Sardarji went to his  neighbour's house for a function and had some snacks.
Sardar:  Chakli ka  taste bahut hi different hai! 
Neighbour:  Who chakli  nahi, Mosquito coil hai  !

Teacher:  You idiot!  At your age Einstein was ranked 1st in class. What about  you?
Student:  Sir, at  your age Hitler committed suicide! What about you?!

Ek sharabi mar hi raha ta  tab Bhagwan pratyaksh hoke usse poocha: "Koi antim ichcha?' 
Sharabi:  Aagle janam  me ek liver extra laga dena!
 
Balveer Singh

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2.

Hair hair everywhere.(Funy Dont Miss)

Posted by: "nazia khan" naziaeyes@gmail.com   saira_990

Mon Dec 8, 2008 6:19 pm (PST)

Hair hair.....everywhere.
3.

Dhuaaaaaaan

Posted by: "Damodar Prasad Arya" damodar_basketball@yahoo.com   damodar_basketball

Mon Dec 8, 2008 6:39 pm (PST)

Tere jism per marte hain...
Teri garam saanson se Nasha karte hain...
 
Tujhe chumne k liye ham Duniya se ladte hain...
Lakhon me 1 tu hai mere GOLD FLACK
Tujhe pene ko sab machalte hain...
 
PHOONKO BHAI....
 
 

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4.

AI ZINDGI YU MUJHSE DAGA NA KAR

Posted by: "naresh_mdd" naresh_mdd@yahoo.com   j4jokes11

Mon Dec 8, 2008 6:48 pm (PST)

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5.

TUM MOSAM MOSAM LAGATE HO(PLEASE REPLY)

Posted by: "jooop Love" jooop55@yahoo.com   jooop55

Mon Dec 8, 2008 7:16 pm (PST)

Tum Mosam Mosam lagtay ho
 jo pal pal rang badaltay ho
Tum sawan sawan lagtay ho
Jo barson baad barastay ho
Tum sapna sapna lagtay ho
Jo mjhko kam kam dekhtay ho
Tum pal pal mjhsay lartay ho
Per phir bhi achay lagtay ho
Baat tu hay shermili c
per kahnay ko Dil chahta hay
Lo aaj tumhain ya keh dala
Tum apnay apnay lagtay ho
6.

Beautigraphy (Pictures Of A Beautiful Girl)

Posted by: "Meena Iram" meena.iram@yahoo.com   meena.iram

Mon Dec 8, 2008 7:26 pm (PST)



***Sexy Nisha kothari***here
to Surprise you***
***Deepika:
The sexiest woman in the world***
***The
world's heaviest man is in love***
***Katrina
Kaif looking Cute in Tight Jeans***
***Giving
Birth to Six Kids....Very Strange***
****Atttractive Mallika
Sherawat* ***
***Women
with Four Legs***
***Greeting
Cards/Love friendship ***
***Beautiful
Flower Displays***
***Peoples
Off with their heads***
***Wonderful
nature***
***Mouth
as Eyes.......Amazing***
***Man
walking on Water***
***world
beautiful places***

7.

The Burning Heritage

Posted by: "Saima khan" saimajan4u@gmail.com   min_420

Mon Dec 8, 2008 7:34 pm (PST)

The Burning Heritage
8.

sachcha pyar.....

Posted by: "sweetsaachi" sweetsaachi@yahoo.com   sweetsaachi

Mon Dec 8, 2008 7:37 pm (PST)

rulana har kisiko  ata hai..
hasana kisi ko ata hai..
rulake jo mana le wo sachcha yaar hai..
aur jo rula ke khud roye wo hi sachcha pyar hai...

9a.

sms

Posted by: "sweetsaachi" sweetsaachi@yahoo.com   sweetsaachi

Mon Dec 8, 2008 7:40 pm (PST)

dard me koi mausam pyara nahi hota..
dil ho pyara to pani, se guzara nahi hota..
koi dekhe to sahi hamari bebasi ,
hum sabhi ke ho jate hai par koi hamara nahi hota.....

10.

Life in the days of internet

Posted by: "Saima khan" saimajan4u@gmail.com   min_420

Mon Dec 8, 2008 7:46 pm (PST)

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