Monday, December 1, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2085

Messages In This Digest (6 Messages)

1.
Zip it ~~~~ (part II) From: Sadia Jan
2.
Best Indian Sms Very Nice From: Meena Iram
3.
!¡!¡ Creative Pepsi Ads ¡!¡! From: nazia khan
4.
SHAYRI.... From: MILAN
5.
Guaranteed Workers Compensation Funny From: Arun M
6.
ARE O SABHA From: rak26_agrawal

Messages

1.

Zip it ~~~~ (part II)

Posted by: "Sadia Jan" jan.sadi@yahoo.com   jan.sadi

Mon Dec 1, 2008 5:46 am (PST)

Zip it ~~~~ (part II)


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2.

Best Indian Sms Very Nice

Posted by: "Meena Iram" meena.iram@yahoo.com   meena.iram

Mon Dec 1, 2008 5:54 am (PST)

tanhaaiyo par yaado ka silsila rah jayega,
laut jayenge parinde ghosla rah jayega,
tum bhale hi band kar lo apni yaado ka mahal,
phir bhi roshandan koi adhkhula rah jaayega...

Wo bewafa hamara imtihaan kya legi,
Milegi nazron se nazar to nazar zuka degi,
Use meri kabr pe dia jalane ko mat kehna,
Wo nadan hai kahin apna haath jala legi..

jaise Chahte the hum unhe€  '¥
Vo bhi humein chahte toh kya baat hoti€  '¥
Pane ka arman toh tha€  '¥ bin mange mil jate toh kya baat hoti€  '¥
Is dil mein pyar tha itna€  '¥ vo jaan lete to kya baat hoti€  '¥
Humne manga tha unko khuda se€  '¥
Vo bhi hamein mang lete toh kya baat hoti€  '¥

yeh karam bhi kar ke dekhenge..
ke ulfat mein bhi yaad kar ke dekhenge..
gar aansu hi likhe hai hamari kismat mein..
to un aansuon ko bhi pee kar dekhenge..

Gham Ke Mare Jo Muskuraye Hain,
Aansuon Ko Bhi Pasine Aaye Hain,

Kya Bala Hai Khushi Nahi Maalum,
Hum To Bus Naam Sunte Aaye Hain..

Lamha-Lamha aapke pyaar ko taraste hai..
Pyar aapka paaker bhi aur chaah karte hai..
Ye kaisi pyaas hai jo khatam nahi hoti..
ham har pal aapke manuhaar ko tadapte hai..!!

Ye kaisa hamara milan hai..
Jee bher k ik-duje ko chhu bhi nahi sakte..
Pyar karte hai aapse be-inteha..
magar pyar karke aapko jata bhi nahi sakte..

Jab jindagi samaj aai to jindagi se dur the ham

Marna bhi chaha per jeene ko majbur the ham

Har saja ko sir juka ker kubul kerte rahe bas

Kasur itna tha k bekasur the ham

Dosti Ek Manzil Hai Koi Anjaam Nahin

Dosti Ek Rishta Hai koi Ehsaan Nahin

Tum Na Hote to Zindagi Kitni Veeraan Hoti

Tum Jo Nahin to Meri Koi Pehchaan Hi Nahin

Zndgi k kuch lamhe yadgar hote he
yadon me kuch log khas hote he
yun to wo door rehte ha nazro se
pr unke ehsas dil k paas hote hein

Hawaon Ke Haath Ek Armaan Bheja Hai

Khushboo ke Saath Ek Paighaam Bheja Hai

Fursat Mile to Qabool kar Lena

Ek Dost Ne Aap Ko Salaam Bheja Hai


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***Giving
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****Atttractive Mallika
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***Women
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***Greeting
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***Beautiful
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***Peoples
Off with their heads***
***Wonderful
nature***
***Mouth
as Eyes.......Amazing***
***Man
walking on Water***
***world
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3.

!¡!¡ Creative Pepsi Ads ¡!¡!

Posted by: "nazia khan" naziaeyes@gmail.com   saira_990

Mon Dec 1, 2008 8:59 am (PST)

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4.

SHAYRI....

Posted by: "MILAN" milan@milan.co.ke   milan512456

Mon Dec 1, 2008 9:06 am (PST)



Yaadon Mein Har Pal Rahti Ho Tum,
Kabhi Na Dil Mein Khayaal Ho Tera Kam,
Tamanna Hai Yeh Dilki Mere,
Ki Tujhe Kabhi Chaahun Na Kam,
Bayaan Karun Jau Hai Dil Mein Mere,
Kahe Na Chaahen Hum,
Kahe Na Chaaho Tum,
Par Bayaan Karen Tau Hum Kaise Karen,
Dilse Hothon Tak Aaye Par,
Kahe Na Paayen Hum,Kahe Na Pao Tum.
5.

Guaranteed Workers Compensation Funny

Posted by: "Arun M" arunbsb87@yahoo.com   arunbsb87

Mon Dec 1, 2008 9:07 am (PST)



14. Plasterer

13. Foreman

12. Grinder

11. Porter

10. ?

9. Air-conditioner mounter

8. Mechanic

7. Loader driver

6. Electrician

5. Painter

4. Engineer-Airman

3. Electrician

2. Electrician

1. Military service of North Korea

6.

ARE O SABHA

Posted by: "rak26_agrawal" rak26_agrawal@yahoo.com   rak26_agrawal

Mon Dec 1, 2008 10:11 am (PST)

GABBAR- KITANE AADMI THE?

SAMBHA- SARDAR 2

GABBAR- MUHJE GINTI NAHI AATI..... 2 KITNA HOTA HAI

SAMBHA-SARDA 2 EK KE BAD AATA HAI

GABBAR- AUR 2 KE PAHLE

SAMBAH-SARDAR DO KE PAHLE EK AATA HAI

GABBAR- TO BICH MAI KOUN AATA HAI

SAMBHA-BICH ME KOI NAHI AATA

GABBAR- TO FIR DONO EK SATH KYU NAHI AATE

SAMBHA-SARDAR DO EK KE BAD HI AA SAKTA HAI, KYUKI DO 1 SE BADA HAI

GABBAR- DO EK SE KITNA BADA HAI

SABHA-DO EK SE 1 BADA HAI

GABBAR- DO EK SE EK BADA HAI TO EK EK SE KITNA BADA HAI

SAMBHA- SARDAR MAINE AAPKA NAMAK KHAYA HAI
MUJHEEEE.......GOLI MAR DO........

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