Friday, December 19, 2008

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2101

Messages In This Digest (8 Messages)

1a.
Re: confusing question From: Shefali Thakur
2.
Bollywood Wallpapers Maharathi From: ganeshkumble
3.
WHY AFRICA IS SPECIAL From: Varsha Sanyal
4.
Her pal, Har Waqt: Aik Muskurahat ... From: Samina Khan
5a.
Good Morning From: abhi143_jain@yahoo.com jain
6.
How Girlz rate Guyz?? [ Its very True] From: Deep Chudasama
7.
On The Lighter Side Fuuny Pix From: Samina Khan
8.
Winner in d life From: sailee

Messages

1a.

Re: confusing question

Posted by: "Shefali Thakur" shefali.thakur07@yahoo.co.in   shefali.thakur07

Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:18 am (PST)

Hi,
 
From my calculation A & T are Sister & brother.

With Regards
Shefali 

--- On Fri, 5/12/08, Divya Agarwal <divyaagarwal2010@yahoo.com> wrote:

From: Divya Agarwal <divyaagarwal2010@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: [Hindi_Jokes] confusing question
To: navneet.kumar@yahoo.co.in
Cc: hindi_jokes@yahoogroups.com, rubinak17@yahoo.com
Date: Friday, 5 December, 2008, 3:47 PM

Hello,
 
From my calculation A & T are husband and wife.

Divya Agarwal

--- On Thu, 12/4/08, Navneet Tiwari <navneet.kumar@ yahoo.co. in> wrote:

From: Navneet Tiwari <navneet.kumar@ yahoo.co. in>
Subject: Re: [Hindi_Jokes] confusing question
To: hindi_jokes@ yahoogroups. com, rubinak17@yahoo. com
Date: Thursday, December 4, 2008, 2:58 PM

Hi Rubina
 
Relation b/w A and t is T is sister in law of A .
 
Regards
 
Navneet

--- On Sat, 22/11/08, Rubina K <rubinak17@yahoo. com> wrote:

From: Rubina K <rubinak17@yahoo. com>
Subject: [Hindi_Jokes] confusing question
To: hindi_jokes@ yahoogroups. com
Date: Saturday, 22 November, 2008, 5:50 PM

A ki biwi B

B ki bhabhi C

C ki beti V

V ke dada G

G ki biwi K

K ki beti T

So what relationship do A n T share?


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2.

Bollywood Wallpapers Maharathi

Posted by: "ganeshkumble" ganeshkumble11@gmail.com   ganeshkumble11

Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:18 am (PST)

Bollywood Best Film Maharathi

Cast
Cast:
Paresh Rawal, Neha Dhupia, Naseeruddin Shah, Om Puri, Boman Irani, Tara Sharma, Vivek Shauq
Crew
Story Writer:
Uttam Gada
Director:
Shivam Nair
Producer:
Dhilin Mehta
Banner:
Shri Ashtavinayak Cine Visions
3.

WHY AFRICA IS SPECIAL

Posted by: "Varsha Sanyal" varsha.sanyal@gmail.com   varsha.sanyal

Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:36 am (PST)

WHY AFRICA IS SPECIAL
4.

Her pal, Har Waqt: Aik Muskurahat ...

Posted by: "Samina Khan" samina.khan4u@yahoo.com   samina.khan4u

Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:48 am (PST)

Her pal, Har Waqt: Aik Muskurahat ...
5a.

Good Morning

Posted by: "abhi143_jain@yahoo.com jain" abhi143_jain@yahoo.co.in   abhi143_jain

Thu Dec 18, 2008 7:12 pm (PST)

Good Morning
6.

How Girlz rate Guyz?? [ Its very True]

Posted by: "Deep Chudasama" er_deep2004@yahoo.com   er_deep2004

Thu Dec 18, 2008 7:21 pm (PST)

How Girlz rate Guyz?

Girls´ relationship with guys is a bigger mystery than girls themselves.

It´s not just about boyfriends, we are talking about guy friends that gals have.

Do you have a gal who is just a friend? Are confused why the frequency of calls increases as exams loom closer? Or why she always hangs around with the moron who isn´t fit to wear Jeetendra´s white shoes? Here´s a ready reckoner for you:

************ ********* ********

************ ********* ********

% just a friend %

Well, you are like a show piece in my house. I will call you whenever I need you. If you call me home the chances are 9 out of 10 times she might say, "Oh Aaditya, I am going out can you call me after 2 days??"

Aaditya: "Where are you going Shilpa??"

Shilpa: "None of your business" and bangs the phone.( Useless fellow... Hmmph! ).

************ ********* ********

************ ********* ********

% Good Friend %

You are like a TV remote control. I need you and I know that. But I try using you when I really need you.

Aaditya calls: "Hi Shilpa!"

Shilpa: "Hi Aaditya. I am going out with family I will call you back. Bye"

(Shilpa calls back after two days)

Shilpa: "What do you want Aaditya? Why did you call that day?".

Aaditya: "Generally".

Shilpa: "Oh ok. I got to go out. Will call you later. Bye."

Will call when she needs lecture notes or some concert tickets.

************ ********* ********

************ ********* ********

% Very good friend %

Well you are like the pressure cooker safety value for the girl.

She will need you when she wants to bring out her pain or anger on someone.

Basically, she wants to talk to you. And you are special to her.

Shilpa: "You know Aaditya, Shekhar is not eating. He doesn´t sleep and is not able to concentrate on his studies. I think he doesn´t like me anymore. And yesterday I saw him with another girl".

Aaditya: "Who is Shekhar??"

Shilpa : "My boyfriend."

Aaditya: Oh! Ok.

************ ********* ********

************ ********* ********

% Best Friend %

You are like the auto rickshaw driver. She can´t live without you.

And don´t be mistaken. You are not her boyfriend. But you are allowed to take her little doggie around the park so that he (not you!) can have fun.

Aaditya Shopping. Aaditya Movie. Aaditya Coffee. Aaditya, you pay and I am having fun.

Aaditya is now sure that he should go ahead and propose. He dares.

Shilpa: "But I thought we were just friends. We should remain friends. Plus, I have a boy friend. Don´t you know that?"

Aaditya: What?? (Aaditya drinks all night).

************ ********* ********

************ ********* ********

% Best of the Best Friends %

Ok now you are really special.

You are dad-cum-boyfriend- cum-brother- cum-everything.

Ultimately you are the darling servant of the girl.

You take her around.

You make her project.

You do her assignments.

You are allowed to take her doggie around.

You can hold hands on the beach.

You can see the sun set with her (because she wants to do everything she drags you along).

But but but... Don´t be mistaken. She has a boyfriend who works for a huge software company and earns 3 times the salary you earn and has a flat in Bandra or Hiranandani area.

Shilpa: "Hi Aaditya. I am getting engaged to Shekhar. Shekhar this is Aaditya, he is my bestest friend".

Aaditya: Hi Shekhar. (Hand shake. Shekhar breaks Aaditya´s wrist).

Aaditya is now heart-broken and wrist-broken.

************ ********* ********

************ ********* ********

% Boyfriend %

Uh... No comments dude. You´re already Gone!

************ ********* ********

************ ********* ********

Now ~ where you stand?
Be careful buddy!!

 
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7.

On The Lighter Side Fuuny Pix

Posted by: "Samina Khan" samina.khan4u@yahoo.com   samina.khan4u

Thu Dec 18, 2008 7:50 pm (PST)

On The Lighter Side Fuuny Pix
8.

Winner in d life

Posted by: "sailee" shaiprajapati@yahoo.co.in   shaiprajapati

Thu Dec 18, 2008 7:54 pm (PST)

Winner in d life
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