Messages In This Digest (18 Messages)
- 1a.
- *COLOURS*_* From: TUNA
- 2.
- *HAVE A WONDERFUL SUNDAY*_* From: TUNA
- 3.
- NEHA KE NYARE NYARE HINDI JOKES From: neha
- 4.
- Girl Friend V/S wife From: kdkaushik_1979
- 5.
- Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya From: jigisha_padhar
- 6.
- NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 16 From: neha
- 7a.
- SHORT BUT TRUE LOVE STORY (Must Read) From: ruhi
- 8.
- HAR ROZ KOI KHWAB TUT JATA HAI From: j4jokes11
- 9.
- NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 17 (ISHQ KAR DETA HAI BEKARAR) From: neha
- 11.
- NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 20 From: neha
- 12.
- NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 19 From: neha
- 13.
- *INDIA*_* music on From: TUNA
- 14.
- My Motivational and Inspirational Quotes and SMS Messages.. Must Rea From: Hassan Ali
- 15.
- Baat Ugar achchi lage to usaki har jagah charcha karo From: Kailash Kashwani
- 16.
- Aansuo ko Aankho kee Dahleez pe laya na karo, From: Kailash Kashwani
- 17.
- post sms pl. From: bhagat singh
- 18.
- Duniya Ka Pehla SMS From: Mihir Mehta
Messages
- 1a.
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*COLOURS*_*
Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com tunaysem
Sun Jun 7, 2009 3:30 am (PDT)
*COLOURS*_*
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*HAVE A WONDERFUL SUNDAY*_*
Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com tunaysem
Sun Jun 7, 2009 3:32 am (PDT)
*HAVE A WONDERFUL SUNDAY*_*
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE HINDI JOKES
Posted by: "neha" nehashah20f@gmail.com nehashah20f
Sun Jun 7, 2009 4:07 am (PDT)
[Attachment(s) from neha included below]
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE HINDI JOKES
jyotiShI - "ek sundarI bAr-bAr tumhAre mArg me
AyegI par Ap usase sAvdhAn rahiyegA."
moTor Driver- "muJe sAvadhAn hone kI kyA AvashyakatA
hai, sAvadhAn to use rahanA chAhiye."
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ek laDkA aur ek laDakI kI cycle TakrA jAtI hai.
gusse me laDkA puChhtA hai - "wrong sIDe kyo chal rahI thI."
laDakI (sunkar)- "kyA yah tumhAre bAp kI saDak hai?'
laDaka- "mere bAp kI to nahI hai. yah to Apake bAp kI hai.
parantu muJe to dahej me milI hai."
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cycle par savAr ek vyakit Age jAne wAle cycle savAr ko –
"mai kitanI der se dekh rahA hu ki tumhArA bachchA rotA
huA jA rahA hai, parantu tum use chup kyo nahI karAte?"
Age jAne wAlA savAr - "Asal me merI cycle me ghaNTI nahI hai."
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shikShak, dIpU se -"viTAmin "C" kis vastu me sabase adhik hotA hai?"
dipU- "jI, harI harI mirch me."
shikShak- "shAbAsh, tumane kaise patA lagAyA?"
dIpU- "jI, harI mirch khAte hI munh se si-sI kI AwAje jo nikalatI hai."
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jyAdA bolane wAlI bIvI ko ek din patidev ne kahA-
"yadi tum pAnch minuTe bhI chup baiTh jAo aur bAtachit
na karo to mai tumhe pAnch rupaye dungA."
patnI- "Thik hai."
patnI kuChh der chup baiThI. tabhI mushkil se do minuTe hI
hue honge ki bol paDI- "jarA ghaDI me dekhnA pAnch minuTe nahI hue kyA?"
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yuvak (buDhe ko ChheDate hue)- "bhai kyA bAt hai?
mai bahut ChhoTA hote hue bhI ApakI Ayu kA lagane lagA hu."
buDhA (muskurAte hue) - "AdamI bis sAl kI umra tak hI buDhA ho jAtA hai,
parantu gadhA sATh sAl tak jawAn rahetA hai."
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"mere peT me dard ho rahA hai, krupayA davAI de dIjie
aur davAI dene se pahale ek bAt batA dIjie,
bAkI gharo me to momabattiyA jal rahI hai,
Apake ghar me andherA kyo hai?"
manJale hakim ne uttar diyA, "jo hakim jitane marIj mArtA
hai utanI momabattiyA jalA letA hai, aAp andar to Aiye kal
hamAre yahA bhI ek jal jAyegI."
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darogA- "tum fir yahA aA gaye, kaun lAyA tumhe?"
aparAdhI- "jI ye dono sipAhI."
darogA - "fir pI hogI?"
aparAdhI - "hA, sarakAr, dono piye hue the."
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maine to samaJA thA ki ApakI mrutyu ho gaI."
ramesh ko dekhakar mohan ne Ashcharya se kahA.
"wah kis AdhAr par?' ramesh ne pUChhA.
"bAt yah huI ki kal ApakA paDosI ApakI prashansA kar rahA thA."
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ghar me ghusate hI munne ne jor se AwAj lagAI,
"mAa, muJe do rupaye de do, galI me garIb AdamI kab
se chillA rahA hai."
"kyA kahakar chillA rahA hai?" mA ne pUChhA.
munnA ne batAyA, "kah rahA hai, ice cream malAI baraf, ice cream malAIbaraf.... !"
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clerk graDe kI parIkShA me ek prashn thA, "pruthvI se surya tak kI kitanI durI hai?"
ek ummIdavAr ne uttar me likhA, "yah to mai Thik-Thik nahI
jAnatA ki surya pruthvI se kitanI duRrI par hai, hA,
itanA muJe avashy mAlum hai ki kAfI dur hai aur agar merA
hunAv ho jAye to wah mere kAm me koI bAdhA nahI DAl sakegA.
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laDakA- (karoDpati bAp se)- "pitAjI, muJe 10000 rupaye dIjiye,
mai unkA vyApAr karuMgA to muJe 300 rupaye kA lAbh hogA."
pitA- "beTA, yah lo 300 rupaye aur tum apane vyApAr ko huA samaJo.
is tarah binA mehanat tumhe tumhArA lAbh mil gayA
aur mere 10000 rupaye bhI bach jAyenge."
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ek sainik ne roTI me miTTI milI hone kI shikAyat kI.
subedAr ne use DAnTate hue kahA, "tum yahA mAtrubhUmi kI
sevA karane ke liye bhartI hue ho yA roTI kI shikAyat karane ke liye?"
"jI sar, par mai mAtrubhUmi kI sevA karane ke liye
bhartI huA hU na ki use khAne ke liye."
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DocTor- "ho sakatA hai sharAb kI wajah se ho.
tumhArI bimArI kA koI Thik kAraN samaJ me nahI aA rahA hai."
rogI- "koI bAt nahI, mai ghanTe-do ghanTe ghumkar AtA hu,
tab tak ApakA nashA uttar jAyegA."
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rAkesh- "muJe purN vishvAs hai ki tum saralA ko
jaldI hI bhUl jAoge aur fir tumhArA jIvan chain se bitegA."
sudhir- "tumhArA sochanA bilkul galat hai dost,
mai itanI jaldI use kaise bhUl sakata hu.
maine use anek upahAr diye the unakI kimat muJe
kAfi apate tak kisto me chukAnI paDegI."
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premikA kA pitA- "shAdI ke bAd tum kitanI AmadanI me
gujArA kar sakate ho?"
premI- "1500 rupaye mahinA kAfI hogA."
premikA kA pitA - "Thik hai, iske alAvA merI laDaki bhI
1500 rupaye mahinA kamAtI hai."
premI- "maine jo kharch Apako batAyA hai usame maine
usakI AmadanI pahale hI shAmil kar lI hai."
pitA - "tumhe suresh ke sAth vivAh karane me Akhir aitrAj kyA hai?"
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laDakI - "Ap nahI samaJate pitAjI, mai ek aise vyakit kI talAs me hu
jo jIvan ko achChhI tarah samaJatA ho aur usake dukho se vAkif ho."
pitA- "mai samaJ gayA, tum kisI vidhur kI talAs me ho."
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adhayApak - "ApasI phuT se nukasAn hI nukasAn hai."
ChhAtra- "jI, tabhI to Aye din hamame se koI na koI piTatA rahatA hai."
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lekhak - "tum merI rachanA paDhakar bhI nahI hanse."
pAThak- "kyoki yahA likhA hai - "hansanA manA hai."
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Girl Friend V/S wife
Posted by: "kdkaushik_1979" kdkaushik_1979@yahoo.com j4jokes11
Sun Jun 7, 2009 5:53 am (PDT)
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Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya
Posted by: "jigisha_padhar" jigisha_padhar@yahoo.co.in jigisha_padhar
Sun Jun 7, 2009 6:05 am (PDT)
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya ,
Tumko dekha to yeh khyaal aaya,
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein Naya Maal Aaya.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 16
Posted by: "neha" nehashah20f@gmail.com nehashah20f
Sun Jun 7, 2009 9:27 am (PDT)
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 16
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 16
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Do kadam to sab chal lete hai,
Par zindagi bar ka saath koi nahi nibhata,
Agar rokar bulaayi jati hai to haskar,
Kabhi koi gum na chupata.
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Ek pal me vo hum se rooth gaye,
Jo sajaye the sapne vo bhi tut gaye,
Dafnakar aarjuon aur hasarto ko,
Aur hum bhi hamesha ke liye so gaye.
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Faaslo se intezar bada karta hai,
Intezar se pyaar bada karta hai,
Sari zindagi khuda se sajhda karo,
Tab jha ke tumhare jaisa yaar mila karta hai.
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Gum raha jab tak ke dum me dum raha,
Dil ke jane ka nihayat gum raha,
Mere rone ki hakikat jisme the,
Ek muddat tak vo kagaaz nam raha.
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Hakikat mahobbat ki judaai hoti hai,
Kabhi - kabhi pyaar me bewafai hoti hai,
Humari taraf haath badhakar dekho,
Dosti me kitni sachai hoti hai.
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http://groups.yahoo.com/ group/hindi_ jokes
nehashah20f@gmail.com
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SHORT BUT TRUE LOVE STORY (Must Read)
Posted by: "ruhi" kareena.kapoor01@yahoo.in kareena.kapoor01
Sun Jun 7, 2009 9:51 am (PDT)
SHORT BUT TRUE LOVE STORY (Must Read) - 8.
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HAR ROZ KOI KHWAB TUT JATA HAI
Posted by: "j4jokes11" j4jokes@gmail.com j4jokes11
Sun Jun 7, 2009 10:11 am (PDT)
HAR ROZ KOI KHWAB TUT JATA HAI - 9.
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 17 (ISHQ KAR DETA HAI BEKARAR)
Posted by: "neha" nehashah20f@gmail.com nehashah20f
Sun Jun 7, 2009 10:20 am (PDT)
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 17
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 17
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Ishq kar deta hai bekaraar,
Bar deta hai pathar ke dil me pyaar,
Har ek ko koi milti zindagi ki ye bahar,
Kyonki ishq ka doosra naam hai intzaar.
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Har mulakat tumse adhuri - si rahi,
Har khushi me kuch kami - si rahi,
Khawab kya dekhe tumhaare humne,
Nind ki aakhon se dushmani - si rahi.
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Har taraf yaado ke shama hai,
Tera pyar aaj bhi mere dil mein jawa hai,
Aur to sab kuch mil gaya mujhe zindagi mein,
Magar tere pyar ko aaj bhi tarse,
yah jism aur jaan hai.
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Jinki yaad mein hum dewane ho gaye,
Ho jaise baigane ho gaye,
Shayad unhe talaash hai ab naye dost ki,
Kyonki unki nazar mein ab hum purane ho gaye.
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Bhari mahfil mein bhi khud ko yanha paate hai,
Ab to teri yaadon se hi dil ko bahlaate hai,
Na jaane kya gunaah kar diya humne,
Jo ro –rokar hum apna dil dukhate hai.
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http://groups.yahoo.com/ group/hindi_ jokes
nehashah20f@gmail.com
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 18 (CHANDANI RAAT ME SARA JAHA SOTA HAI)
Posted by: "neha" nehashah20f@gmail.com nehashah20f
Sun Jun 7, 2009 10:23 am (PDT)
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 20
Posted by: "neha" nehashah20f@gmail.com nehashah20f
Sun Jun 7, 2009 10:25 am (PDT)
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 20
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 20
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Jali ko aag kehte hai,
Bhujhi ko khaak kehte hai,
Aap mein jo cheez missing hai,
Usi ko dimag kehte hai.
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Aap jaise dost hote hai sabhi ke liye,
Ye daulat hai kisi - kisi ke liye,
Kyun jhalaai shama, bhujha dijiye,
Aap kya kam hai roshni ke liye.
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Phool ki tarah haso to ham khush hai,
Mausam ki tarah muskarao to ham khush hai,
Nahi kahte, roz milo humse,
Bas yaad kar liya karo to ham khush hai.
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Tum jab se aa gaye zindagi me,
Jitne the gum kho gaye...
Pahele the pather ke ab mom ke ho gaye.
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Sochta hoon jab tere bare me,
Teri tasveer nazar aati hai,
Karta hoon tujhe bhoolne ki koshish,
Lekin kambhakt teri yaad jati he nahi hai.
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http://groups.yahoo.com/ group/hindi_ jokes
nehashah20f@gmail.com
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 19
Posted by: "neha" nehashah20f@gmail.com nehashah20f
Sun Jun 7, 2009 10:25 am (PDT)
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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 19
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 19
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Hai mushkil bahut tere dil par,
Apni dosti ki kahani likhna,
Shayad utna hi jitna ki,
Bahte paani par haath se naam likhana.
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Hamare dewanepan ki bhi koi dawa nahi,
Humne to vo bhi sun liya,
Jo unhone kaha bhi nahi.
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Tumhe chahna hamari kamjori hai,
Tumhe kah na pana hamari majburi hai,
Tum kyu nahi samajhte hamari khamoshi ko,
Kya pyar ka izhaar karna zaruri hai.
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Khuda ne agar yaha rishta banaya na hota,
Ek dost ko dujhe se milaya na hota,
Zindagi ho jati bejaan,
Agar maine tere jaisa dost paya na hota.
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Dosti se bari jaagir nahi,
Is se achi koi tasveer nahi,
Ek naajuk prem ka daagha hai,
Fir bhi is se pakki janjeer nahi.
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http://groups.yahoo.com/ group/hindi_ jokes
nehashah20f@gmail.com
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*INDIA*_* music on
Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com tunaysem
Sun Jun 7, 2009 10:39 am (PDT)
*INDIA*_* music on - 14.
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My Motivational and Inspirational Quotes and SMS Messages.. Must Rea
Posted by: "Hassan Ali" shayariworld@ymail.com hassanrazvi786
Sun Jun 7, 2009 7:43 pm (PDT)
My Motivational and Inspirational Quotes and SMS Messages.. Must Read and Forward to All - 15.
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Baat Ugar achchi lage to usaki har jagah charcha karo
Posted by: "Kailash Kashwani" kailashkashwani702@yahoo.in kailashkashwani702
Sun Jun 7, 2009 7:53 pm (PDT)
Baat Ugar achchi lage to usaki har jagah charcha karo
Ho Ugar Buri To Use Dil Me Rakho PhirUseAchcha Karo
Roshani karane ka matalab ye to hota hai nahin
ki JO hai Parde Mein Use Beparda Karo - 16.
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Aansuo ko Aankho kee Dahleez pe laya na karo,
Posted by: "Kailash Kashwani" kailashkashwani702@yahoo.in kailashkashwani702
Sun Jun 7, 2009 8:02 pm (PDT)
Aansuo ko Aankho kee Dahleez pe laya na karo
Haal-e-dil yu Sabko Sunaya na karo
Log muththiyon me namak liye phirte hai
Zhakhm dil ke sabako dikhaya na karo - 17.
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post sms pl.
Posted by: "bhagat singh" bhagat.bss@gmail.com
Sun Jun 7, 2009 9:12 pm (PDT)
Pl.
send mail to me and I like this Hindi SMS Jokes to me.
Bhagat
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Duniya Ka Pehla SMS
Posted by: "Mihir Mehta" mihir_mehta0@yahoo.com mihir_mehta0
Sun Jun 7, 2009 11:58 pm (PDT)
Duniya ka pehla SMS
1906 mein jab world war chal rahi thi
Tab ek Soldier ne apne General ko SmS bheja
Are 1906 mein mobile hote the kya?
Koi bhi Mail bhejo bas padhne lag jate ho .
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