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3.: life changing quotes!!!!

Posted by: "Bhavya Jain" bhavyajain01@yahoo.co.in bhavyajain01

Fri Jun 19, 2009 6:25 am (PDT)

bhavyajain01@yahoo.co.in[yo bhavya!!]
hello,
here is bhavya only 4 u!!!!

some quotes

- one's destination is never a place but a new way of seeing things

- travel is fatal to prejudice ,bigotry and narrow-mindedness.

- there r no foreign lands. it is the traveller only who is foreign

- a travellor without observation is a bird without wings

regards

bhavya

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4.: Evolutin of man

Posted by: "bhagyashree pednekar" pednekarbhagyashree@yahoo.com pednekarbhagyashree

Fri Jun 19, 2009 6:31 am (PDT)

--- On Fri, 19/6/09, bhagyashree pednekar <pednekarbhagyashree@yahoo.com> wrote:

From: bhagyashree pednekar <pednekarbhagyashree@yahoo.com>
Subject: Evolutin of man
To: "Grouply" <noreply@grouply.com>
Date: Friday, 19 June, 2009, 1:49 PM

Evolutin of man:
Shadi k pehle : i love u
Shadi k baad : aaj phir alu?

Shadi k pehle : Hero no1
Shadi k baad: coolie no1

Shadi k pehle : mein ne piyar kiya
Shadi k baad : ye mein ne kiya kiya?

Shadi k pehle : janeman mut jao,
Shadi k baad : jaan mut khao

Shaadi k pehle : tum bin raha na jay

Shaadi k baad : tum ko saha na jay

Shadi k pehle : kuch to bolo
Shadi k baad : kabhi chup bhi ho jaya karo.

Shadi k pehle : tum kab aaogi?
Shadi k baad : mayke kab jaogi?

............. ......... ......... ........

Sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon meri bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay .....

Friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500rs laiti hay.

............. ......... ......... ........

A sardar was running with his pregnant wife, who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, "O pernam singh, oye moti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain,"

Pernam singh replied, "assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa."
............. ......... ......... ........

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5.: Fun: Funny Matrimonial Advts (Real Fun)

Posted by: "rjrmrao@yahoo.com" rjrmrao@yahoo.com rjrmrao

Fri Jun 19, 2009 6:39 am (PDT)

Sending something Interesting To You!!!

Fun: Funny Matrimonial Advts (Real Fun)

Funny Matrimonial Ads (Real Fun)

These are ads
taken from actual matrimonial sites - guys searching for brides. Grammar and
spell errors have no place in a profile description as everything is straight
from the heart! Disclaimer : I am not responsible if you forget your basic
grammar after reading this.....
*****

hello.... My name Arthi..... I
am a good characterized woman. I want to run my life happily. I expect the good
minded and clean habits boy to marry me soon.... who may be in the same caste .
If anyone want to Marie to me u can visit to my home (Ghar Chale
aana........???)
*****

Hello, To Viewers My Name is Shekhar , I am
single i don't have female, I am not a good education but i working all field in
Bangalore.. if u like me u welcome to my heart...when ever u want to meet pls
visit my resident or send u letter.. Thanks yours Regards Shekhar

*****

I want very simple girl. from Brahmin educated family from
orissa state she is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
(Homework?)
*****

Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust
with me forever. she may never create any difficulties in my life or her life by
which the entire life can run smoothly. thank you (The principle of running life
smoothly was never so easy!)
*****

She should be good looking and
should have a service. she Should have one brother and one sister. she should be
educated. (ain't it unique !! 1 brother 1 sister criteria !)
*****

I
am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I love to make
friendship. Because friendship is a first step of love. I am looking for my
dream girl who will love me more than i. Because i love myself a lot. If u think
that is u then why to late come on ........hold my hand forever !!! (The dilwale
dulhaniya effect)
*****

I am simple boy. I have lot of problem in my
life because of my luck now i am looking one gal she care me and love me lot lot
(I don't know why but this is one of my favorites)
*****

My wife
should be as 'Shivani' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tanwerr as in
KSBKBT...... (Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure he must be demanding
too much,ain't he?)
*****

I want a girl with no drinks if she wants
she can wear jeans in house but while stepping out of house she should give
respect to our cast (by not wearing her jeans? Wat the
hell...)
*****

HYE I AM A GOOD LOOKING BOY ,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO
MAKE ANY BODY TO LAUGH'S BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL
MESSENGER OF GOD.

THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEY
MUST BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFESSION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET
BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LAUGH. (all of us are
loughing{laughing})
*****

Whatever she may be but she should feel that
she is going to be someone bride and she must think of the future life if she is
too like this she would be called the woman of the lamp (I am clueless, I feel
so lost. Can anyone tell me what this boy wants)
*****

I love my
partner i marriage the partner ok i search my partner and i love the partner ok
thik hai the partner has a graduate ok (I am again clueless but I liked the use
of "ok". The person is suffering from "Ok-syndrome")
*****

HI I AM
VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE TV AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR AND 1 BOWL OK
MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK (the "ok syndrome" again)

*****

I am pran my family history my two brother two sister and
Father&mother sister complity marred (somebody please explain in comments
section how to get married 'completely'?)
*****

I am very simple and
honest. i have three sister one brother and parent. iam doing postal service and
tailor master my original residence at kalahandi diste naw iam staing at
rayagada dist. (actually what is this guy doing? Postal service or
tailor.??)
*****

My name is muhamad and i am unmarried. please you
marriage me please please please please please please please (height of
desperation! J )
*****

I want one girl who love me or my mother. she
love me heartily or she have frank she's skin color 'normal' not a black or not
a whitey. I Think the main think is heart if your heart is beautiful then you
are beautiful. but iam not a handsome guy or not a good looking. but my Mom say
that Iam a good guy. My father already expired . THE CHOICE IS YOUR. bye bye.
(uttama purushan)
*****

Iam kanan. i do owo businas.one sistar.he was
marred. (No comments)
*****

I AM LITTLE FAIR INDIAN COLOR. I DON'T
HAVE ANY HABIT. (maybe the poor guy meant BAD habits)
*****

My color
is black, but my heart is white. I like social service
(Zebra..???)
*****

I'm looking out for who lives in Bombay, girl
simple who trust me lot should be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY. (Now that
criterion is a must, isn't it?)
*****

To be married on jun-2006.
working woman preferable (this guy has fixed the marriage date too! But he is
yet to find a bride. I wish him best of luck on behalf of all of us. I am sure
he will get one soon.)
*****

I would like a beautiful girl. and I do
not want her any treasure. because girl is the maharani. (Now she is going to be
a lucky girl! Any takers?)
*****

ssc failed three times and worked
with private ltd company which not paying salary at present. (Any takers
again?)
*****
A.M.Rajarama Rao

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6.: BEST Tips

Posted by: "verygood101@yahoo.com" verygood101@yahoo.com verygood101

Fri Jun 19, 2009 6:45 am (PDT)

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7.: Fun: Smile throughout the week..... enjoy

Posted by: "rjrmrao@yahoo.com" rjrmrao@yahoo.com rjrmrao

Fri Jun 19, 2009 6:47 am (PDT)

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Fun: Smile throughout the week..... enjoy

University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common
question was asked to all 4 of them.

INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light

HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes instantly in
your mind.

MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked

SANTA SINGH: Its Loose motion

INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) "WHY"?

SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got
the
worst stomach
cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON
THE LIGHTS, it was over!!!!

bolo tarara.....
A.M.Rajarama Rao

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8.: Info: Great Interesting True Facts

Posted by: "rjrmrao@yahoo.com" rjrmrao@yahoo.com rjrmrao

Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:03 am (PDT)

Sending something Interesting To You!!!

Here are some interesting, but true facts, that you may or may not have known.

------------ ------

The Statue of Liberty's index finger is eight feet long

Rain has never been recorded in some parts of the Atacama Desert in Chile

A 75 year old person will have slept about 23 years.

A Boeing 747's wing span is longer than the Wright brother's first flight.(the Wright brother's invented the airplane)

There are as many chickens on earth as there are
humans.

One type of hummingbird weighs less than a penny

The word "set " has the most number of definitions in the English language;192

Slugs have four noses

Sharks can live up to 100 years

Mosquitos are more attracted to the color blue than any other color.

Kangaroos can't walk backwards

About 75 acres of pizza are eaten in in the U.S. Everyday

The largest recorded snowflake was 15in wide and 8in thick. It fell in Montana in 1887

The tip of a bullwhip moves so fast that the sound it makes is actually a tiny sonic boom.

Former president
Bill Clinton only sent 2 emails in his entire 8 year presidency

Koalas and humans are the only animals that have finger prints

There are 200,000,000 insects for every one human

It takes more calories to eat a piece of celery than the celery had in it to begin with.

The world's largest Montessori school is in India, with 26,312 students in 2002

Octopus have three hearts

If you ate too many carrots, you'd turn orange

The average person spends two weeks waiting for a traffic light to change.

1 in 2,000,000,000 people will live to be 116 or old

The body has 2-3 million
sweat glands

Sperm whales have the biggest brains; 20 lbs

Tiger shark embroyos fight each other in their mother's womb. The survivor is born.

Most cats are left pawed

250 people have fallen off the Leaning Tower of Pisa

A Blue whale's tongue weighs more than an elephant

You use 14 muscles to smile and 43 to frown. Keep Smiling!

Bamboo can grow up to 3 ft in 24 hours

An eyeball weighs about 1 ounce

Bone is five times stronger than steel.

***********

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9a.: *NATURE*_*

Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com tunaysem

Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:10 am (PDT)

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10.: earning online

Posted by: "sudipta halder" sudipta_h@yahoo.co.in sudipta_h

Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:28 am (PDT)

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11.: KOREAN TEMPLES

Posted by: "shakeel ansari" shakeel_v_ansari@yahoo.co.in shakeel_v_ansari

Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:31 am (PDT)

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KOREAN TEMPLES

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12.: Na Chemistry Hoti Na Love Hota - wah wah,, wah wah

Posted by: "shakeel ansari" shakeel_v_ansari@yahoo.co.in shakeel_v_ansari

Fri Jun 19, 2009 7:37 am (PDT)

Shakeel Ansari

Na Chemistry Hoti Na Love Hota

WAH WAH,,,,,, WAH WAH,,,,,

Na Chemistry Hoti Na Love Hota
wah wahhhhhhh,,, wah wahhhh

Na Chemistry Hoti Na Love Hota
Abe ab aage to badhhhhhh

Na Chmistry hoti na main Student hota
Na ye Lab hoti Na Ye Accident Hota

Abhi Practical main ayee nazar Ek Larki
Sundar thi Naak Us ki Test Tube Jaisi

Baton main Us ki Glucose ki Mithas thi
Sanson main Ester ki Khushboo bhi sath thi

Aankhon se jhalakta tha kuch is Tarah ka Pyaar
Bin Piye hi ho jata hai Alcohol ka Khumar

Benzene sa hota tha Uski Presence ka Ehsaas
Andhere main hota tha Radium ka Ahsas

Nazrain mileen, reaction hua
Kuch is tarah Love ka Production hua

Lagne lage Us ke Ghar ke Chakkar aise
Nucleus key charon taraf Electron hon jaise

Us din hamare Test ka Confirmation hua
Jab us ke daddy se hamara Introduction hua

Sun kar hamari baat wo aisay Uchal pari
Ignesiun Tube main jaise Sodium Bharak uthe

Wo boli, Hosh main aao, Pahchano apni Auqat
Iron mil nahin sakta kabhi Gold ke saath

Ye sun ker Tuta hamare Armanon Bhara Beaker
Aur hum Chup rahay Benzaldehyde ka Karwa Ghoont pee ker

Ab us ki yadon ke siwa hamara Kam chalta na tha
Aur Lab main hamare Dil ke siwa kuch jalta na tha

Zindagi ho gayee Unsaturated Hydrocarbon ki Tarah
Aur ham phirte hain Awara Hydrogen ki Tarah

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13.: Touchy Poetry

Posted by: "anita singh" anita_abhit@yahoo.co.in anita_abhit

Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:18 am (PDT)

Hi Friends,
I am sure this poetry will definitely touch your heart.

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14.: *~*You Needed Me...*~*

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Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:20 am (PDT)

*~*You Needed Me...*~*

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15.: Aa Gaye Bhagwan Ko

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Fri Jun 19, 2009 8:35 am (PDT)

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Posted by: "chayan jain" chayanjain8@yahoo.in chayanjain8

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Posted by: "TUNA" tunaysem@gmail.com tunaysem

Fri Jun 19, 2009 6:11 am (PDT)

Posted by: "Bhavya Jain" bhavyajain01@yahoo.co.in bhavyajain01

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Posted by: "bhagyashree pednekar" pednekarbhagyashree@yahoo.com pednekarbhagyashree

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