Friday, June 12, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Digest Number 2274[4 Attachments]

Messages In This Digest (23 Messages)

1.
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 31 From: neha
2.
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 33 From: neha
3.
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 32 From: neha
4.
NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 34 From: neha
5.
Kahan milti hai From: vinay tm
6.
meri raat na pooch From: chayan jain
7.
Now about Biwiyan..................................Why they say "A G From: kdkaushik_1979
8.
A Real Friend Is Hard To Find....... From: Anil Kumar
9.
Always Say A Prayer From: Sunil Maru
10.
How To Live Life From: Sunil Maru
11.
*** TERA NAAM *** From: bhupendra garg
12.
Amazing.... From: Amandeep jatt
13.1.
Good Morning From: Aseem Kaistha
14.
Joke:.....Right to left From: madhu bala
15.
nice article about Love From: madhu bala
16.
Tanha chhor ke chal diye jaane kyun From: chayan jain
17.
Attitude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! From: madhu bala
18.
just for smile...... From: madhu bala
19.
Test By Puncture ( funny SMS ) From: Hi it's Varsha
20a.
*FLOWERS*_* From: TUNA
21a.
SmS From: kartik mgl
22.
Yaad aoge aap From: sanjay nayak
23.
Patni chalisa From: nareshdevera

Messages

1.

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 31

Posted by: "neha" nehashah20f@gmail.com   nehashah20f

Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:31 am (PDT)

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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 31

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 31
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Aaj raat par noor hai...
Kyonki chand par usko garoor hai...
Ham kis par garoor kare...
Humara chand hi humase dur hai.
********************************
Mohabbat ke bhi kuch andaaz hote hai,
Jaagati ankho me bhi kuch khawaab hote hai...
Jaruri nahi ki gam me hi aansu nikale...
Muskarati aankho me bhi sailaab hote hai.
********************************
Unhone dekha aur aansu gir pade,
Bhari basant me jaise fal gir pade,
Dukh yah nahi ki unhone hume alvidaa kaha,
Dukh to ye hai ki uske baad vo khud bhi ro pade.
********************************
In udaas muskarahatom ke peeche,
Dhoom ke rele hai, e tumhe kya bataye,
Ki tum bin hum kitane akele hai.
********************************
Aaho me teri khoya tha me,
Teri julpho ke neche soya tha me,
Neend khuli tab jab tere sapano me,
khoya tha me.
********************************
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2.

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 33

Posted by: "neha" nehashah20f@gmail.com   nehashah20f

Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:31 am (PDT)

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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 33

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 33
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Har baat samajhane ke liye nahi hoti,
Zindagi aksar kuch paane ke liye nahi hoti,
Yaad aksar aati hai aapki,
Par har yaad jataane ke liye nahi hoti.
********************************
Hoth kah nahi sakate jo afasana dil kaa,
Shayad nazar se wo baat ho jaye,
Is umeed se karte hai intazaar raat kaa,
Ki shayad sapano me mulakaat ho jaye.
********************************
Milane ki khushi, bichudane ka gam,
Tanha akele udaas hai hum.
Kaise kahe kaise hai hum,
Bas yun samajh lo ki dosto ke bina adhure hai hum.
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Kaash banane wale ne hume aanMsu banaya hota,
Aur `unki' aankho me basaaya hota,
Jab girate unki aankho se unki goda mein,
To hume marne ka mazaa ayaa hota.
********************************
Aapne apni aankho me noor chupa rakha hai,
Hosh walon ko deewana bana rakha hai,
Naaz kaise na karu aapki dosti par,
Mujh jaise naachiz ko `khaas' bana rakha hai.
********************************
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3.

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 32

Posted by: "neha" nehashah20f@gmail.com   nehashah20f

Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:31 am (PDT)

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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 32

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 32
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Kamaal ke nakhare tere, ajeeb tere style hai.
SMS bhejane ki aadat nahi aur saath me mobile hai.
********************************
Aajmaaish pyar me jaruri hoti hai,
Na mil pana kisi ki majburi hoti hai,
Yaad dur se dost ko kar sakate hai,
Lekin dil ki hasarat to mulakat se hi poori hoti hai.
********************************
Khushi mili to has na sake,
Yah kaisa raaz hai zindagi ka,
Jisko chaha, apna bana na sake.
********************************
Auro ko dikhane ke lia hasata hu mein,
Gam ko bhulane ke lia hasata hu mein,
Mere hasane ki hakikat ko kya samajhoge,
Khud ko bhulane ke liye hasata hu mein.
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Na dil se hota hai,
Na dimaag se hota hai,
Ye pyar to ittifaak se hota hai,
Aur kya kahe pyar karake bhi pyar na mile,
Ye ittifaak sirf hamare hi saath hota hai...
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4.

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 34

Posted by: "neha" nehashah20f@gmail.com   nehashah20f

Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:33 am (PDT)

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NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 34

NEHA KE NYARE NYARE SMS - 34
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Teri yaad me bahut paigaam likhate hai,
Teri yaad me guzari vo shaam likhate hai,
Vo kalam bhi teri deewani ho jati hai,
Jisase tera naam likhate hai.
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Unko pyar karane ka hisaab na aaya,
Meri kisi bhi baat ka jawab na aaya,
Hum to jagate rahe unke hi khayalo me,
Aur unko sokar bhi hamara khwaab na aaya.
********************************
Dard-dil me gam ki kaliyaa khilti hai,
Ab to tanhaiyaa akasar hasame milati hai...
Aapne band kiya jab se SMS karna...
Mobile ki batery jyada chalti hai.
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Aap ko khone ka har pal dar laga rahta hai,
Jab ki aapko paya hi nahi,
Tum bin itna tanha hu mein,
Ki mere saath mera saya bhi nahi.
*******************************
Hum vo roshni hai jo dosti ko roshan kar jaayenge,
Teri dosti ki ek chingari se bhi jal jaayenge,
Ek baar pyar se pukaar ke to dekh,
Dafan hue kabra se bhi uth jaayenge.
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5.

Kahan milti hai

Posted by: "vinay tm" vinay_tm@yahoo.co.in   vinay_tm

Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:35 am (PDT)




Paani se tasvir kahan banti hai,
Khwabo se takdir kahan banti hai,
Kisi ko chaho to sacche dil se,
Knunki yeh zindagi phir kahan milti hai.

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6.

meri raat na pooch

Posted by: "chayan jain" chayanjain8@yahoo.in   chayanjain8

Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:38 am (PDT)



kitni mushkil se kati kal ki meri raat na pooch
dil se nikli hui honton me dabi baat na pooch
wo kis adaa se merey saamnay se guzraa abhi
kis tarha mainay sambhaley merey jazbaat na pooch
waqat jo badley to insaan badal jaatey hain
kya nahi dikhlaatey yeh gardish-e-halaat na pooch
wo kisi ka ho bhi gaya or mujhey khabar na hui
kis tarhan usney chudaya hai mujh se haath na pooch
Is tarhan pal mein mujhay begana kar diya usnay
Kis tarhan apno se khaai hai mainey maat na pooch
ab tera pyaar nahi hai to sanam kuch bhi nahi
kitni mushkil se bani thi dil ki kayenaat na pooch

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7.

Now about Biwiyan..................................Why they say "A G

Posted by: "kdkaushik_1979" kdkaushik_1979@yahoo.com   kdkaushik_1979

Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:39 am (PDT)




Hi.............yeh Biwiyan

Yeh Biwiyan apne pati ko "A.G." kyon kehti hain?

Kyonki Biwiyan Sanskari hoti hain;

aur sabke saamne "Abey Gadhe" nahin keh sakti. Isliye, short form main
bulati hain "A.G."... ........ Sunte Ho???


Regards,

Kapil dev Kaushik


8.

A Real Friend Is Hard To Find.......

Posted by: "Anil Kumar" anilkumar_engr5@yahoo.co.in   anilkumar_engr5

Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:42 am (PDT)





FRIENDSHIP POEM

AROUND THE CORNER I HAVE A FRIEND
 
IN THIS GREAT CITY THAT HAS NO END
 
YET THE DAYS GO BY AND WEEKS RUSH ON
 
AND BEFORE I KNOW IT A YEAR IS GONE
 
AND I NEVER SEE MY OLD FRIENDS FACE
 
FOR LIFE IS A SWIFT AND TERRIBLE RACE
 
HE KNOWS I LIKE HIM JUST AS WELL
 
AS IN THE DAYS WHEN I RANG HIS BELL
 
AND HE RANG MINE BUT WE WERE YOUNGER THEN
 
AND NOW WE ARE BUSY TIRED MAN
 
TIRED OF PLAYING A FOOLISH GAME
 
TIRED OF TRYING TO MAKE A NAME
 
TOMORROW I SAY I WILL CALL ON JIM
 
JUST TO SHOW THAT I M THINKING OF HIM
 
BUT TOMORROW COMES AND TOMORROW GOES
 
AND DISTANCE BETWEEN GROWS AND GROWS
 
AROUND THE CORNER YET MILES AWAY
 
HERE'S A TELEGRAM SIR, JIM DIED TODAY
 
AND THAT'S WHAT WE GET AND DESERVE IN THE END
 
AROUND THE CORNER A VANISHED FRIEND
 
REMEMBER TO ALWAYS SAY WHAT YOU MEAN
 
IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE TELL THEM
 
DON'T BE AFRAID TO EXPRESS YOURSELF
 
REACH OUT AND TELL SOMEONE WHAT THEY MEAN TO U
 
BCOZ WHEN YOU DECIDE THAT IT IS THE RIGHT TIME
 
IT MIGHT BE TOO LATE
 
SEIZE THE DAY NEVER HAVE REGRETS
 
SMILE EVEN THROUGH YOUR TEARS

 I'm sad.
Sad like butterflies pinned to cardboard boxes.
Sad like books with torn pages, ocean shores empty of bathers.
I am sad like unfinished stories ...
 
 
With Best Regards,
AniL

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9.

Always Say A Prayer

Posted by: "Sunil Maru" msn_9913739903@yahoo.co.in   msn_9913739903

Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:19 am (PDT)



Always Say A Prayer
10.

How To Live Life

Posted by: "Sunil Maru" msn_9913739903@yahoo.co.in   msn_9913739903

Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:22 am (PDT)



How To Live Life
11.

*** TERA NAAM ***

Posted by: "bhupendra garg" bhupendra_kumar_garg@yahoo.co.in   bhupendra_kumar_garg

Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:31 pm (PDT)



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Amazing....

Posted by: "Amandeep jatt" aman.girn@yahoo.co.in   aman.girn

Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:36 pm (PDT)



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13.1.

Good Morning

Posted by: "Aseem Kaistha" vkaisthaa2002@yahoo.com   vkaisthaa2002

Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:44 pm (PDT)




When u want 2 enjoy life
Think 2day as ur life's 1st day

Good Morning

14.

Joke:.....Right to left

Posted by: "madhu bala" mbala_nikki@yahoo.co.in   mbala_nikki

Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:48 pm (PDT)



A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns
from his Middle East assignment.
 
Madhubala
15.

nice article about Love

Posted by: "madhu bala" mbala_nikki@yahoo.co.in   mbala_nikki

Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:53 pm (PDT)




 
Love
by Swami Vivekananda
16.

Tanha chhor ke chal diye jaane kyun

Posted by: "chayan jain" chayanjain8@yahoo.in   chayanjain8

Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:56 pm (PDT)



Tanha chhor ke chal diye jaane kyun
17.

Attitude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: "madhu bala" mbala_nikki@yahoo.co.in   mbala_nikki

Thu Jun 11, 2009 9:58 pm (PDT)



Aadmi Ki Car se takra kar 1 kabutar behosh ho gaya.
 

 
Wo Car wala mar gaya kya    ?????????

 
18.

just for smile......

Posted by: "madhu bala" mbala_nikki@yahoo.co.in   mbala_nikki

Thu Jun 11, 2009 10:01 pm (PDT)



 
Just For Smiles ..!!
Just For Smiles ..!!
19.

Test By Puncture ( funny SMS )

Posted by: "Hi it's Varsha" varsha.sanyal@gmail.com   varsha.sanyal

Fri Jun 12, 2009 12:57 am (PDT)



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"Because white is the color of happiness and today is the happiest day of
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Her mother tried to explain, keeping it simple.
The child thought about this for a moment,then said,
" So, why is the groom wearing black?"

20a.

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21a.

SmS

Posted by: "kartik mgl" kartik_mgl@yahoo.co.in   kartik_mgl

Fri Jun 12, 2009 4:05 am (PDT)



" love never dies "

Regard's
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22.

Yaad aoge aap

Posted by: "sanjay nayak" sunjoy23_nayak@yahoo.co.in   sunjoy23_nayak

Fri Jun 12, 2009 4:07 am (PDT)




yaad aaoge aap  itne surur se

Sunjay

23.

Patni chalisa

Posted by: "nareshdevera" nareshdevera@yahoo.in   nareshdevera

Fri Jun 12, 2009 4:30 am (PDT)





Patni calisa
Namo-Namo Patni Maharani.
Tumari Mahima koie najane. \\1\\

Hamane Samajatha Tum abala ho.
par tumsto sabase badi bala ho. \\2\\

Jisedin hathme Belan aae.
Us din Pati Bichara khub chillaye. \\3\\

sare bad par patni sove.
pati betha jamin par rove. \\4\\

Tumasehi ghar mathura-kashi.
or tumasehi ghar satyanashi. \\5\\
PATNI CHLISA JO NAR GAAVE.
SUB SUKH CHOD PARAM DUKH PAVE.....\\6\\

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