Wednesday, August 12, 2009

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1.
My Love (Romantic) SMS Shayaris Collections Part-28.. From: Hassan Ali
2.
Laugh it out! From: jitender mittal
3.
Tujhako bhool jane ko ... From: !! LOVE U FOREVER !!
4.
Laloo jokes..... From: Ramta Jogi Bahta Pani
5.
Amazing Sea World Adventure Park From: Ashima Goel
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Mainey kaha kitna kartey ho mujh se payar..... From: !! LOVE U FOREVER !!
7.
The Best Moments In Life!!! From: Pradeep Sharma
8.
TO BEGIN WITH From: Pradeep Sharma

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1.

My Love (Romantic) SMS Shayaris Collections Part-28..

Posted by: "Hassan Ali" shayariworld@ymail.com   hassanrazvi786

Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:11 pm (PDT)



My Love (Romantic) SMS Shayaris Collections
Part-28.. Must Read for Forward to All..
2.

Laugh it out!

Posted by: "jitender mittal" jitendermittal2002@yahoo.co.in   jituurs

Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:47 pm (PDT)



India - The Incredible
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Tujhako bhool jane ko ...

Posted by: "!! LOVE U FOREVER !!" sahilverma2008@gmail.com

Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:27 pm (PDT)



**** Tujhako bhool jane ko roz ki koshish karta hoon ****
4.

Laloo jokes.....

Posted by: "Ramta Jogi Bahta Pani" ramta_jogi_bahta_pani@yahoo.com   ramta_jogi_bahta_pani

Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:53 pm (PDT)



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Dear friends ,

I am posting some jokes... please enjoy...have a big smile and if
possible free laugh...(very rare!!!).

Laloo at Bar

At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the
bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE."
And the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE." The
bartender approaches Lalooand asks, "AND YOU, SIR?"

Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."


Laloo as Model

After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to go
modelling.Once he enters the herd of buffaloes and resting his
elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo.

Next day the photo appears front page of a newspaper. GUESS THE
CAPTION !! Laloo, third from left!

Laloo's Clock

Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh). As she stood in
front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.

She asked, "What are all those clocks?"

Yamraj answered, "Those are lie Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a
LieClock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.

" "Oh," said Rabri, "Who's clock is that?"

That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating
that he never told a lie."And whose clock is that?"

That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice,
telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."

Rabri asked, "Where's my Laloo's clock?"

"Laloo's clock is in my office", replied yamraj, "I'm using it as
a ceiling fan.


Wait or Weight

Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the
security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE" for which Laloo replied
"65Kgs" and moved on...


Laloo's Family Planning Policy

Laloos family planning policy.."DONT HAVE MORE THAN TWO CHILDREN
IN ONE YEAR"


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Amazing Sea World Adventure Park

Posted by: "Ashima Goel" jiya422@gmail.com   dewaniaapkii

Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:58 pm (PDT)



*Amazing Sea World Adventure Park
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Mainey kaha kitna kartey ho mujh se payar.....

Posted by: "!! LOVE U FOREVER !!" sahilverma2008@gmail.com

Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:38 am (PDT)



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The Best Moments In Life!!!

Posted by: "Pradeep Sharma" pradeepsharma1969@yahoo.com   pradeepsharma1969

Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:51 am (PDT)



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Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:58 am (PDT)





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